>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
LAST THREAD FOR ME SOMEONE ELSE TAKE OVER
first for allah
>>79376354
TONIGHT (PREGAME POST)...
>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)
>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS
>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING
>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT
>UHAULS...STOLEN, USED IN CRIMES, FUARKING EVIL.
>Body in an alley
>Some guy jumped off of a balcony with jewelry
>Bunch of drunk drivers
>Some guy slapped a 4 year old and ran off
>FORNICATION
>ELIZABETH IS UNDER A BRIDGE (OH GOD SOMEONE SAVE HER)
>ROBERT HAS ACKNOWLEDGED
>ULULLULULULULLULULULU
>WOMAN SCREAMIN IN BACK OF A NISSAN...PULLED INTO IT BY NIG. THEY FIGHHTIN'
>AWWWW MAN, FREE TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Hiding under the bridge from the people who are looking for...no one. (audiable sigh)
>YOU GET 'EM, GRANDPAW GIL!
>SPECIAL DOMESTIC: WHOLE GOD-DAMNED FAMILY, MOMMA, DADDY, THE THE KIDS, ALL INTOXICATED.
>JUST STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM BRIDGES.
THE NEXT POST STARTS AFTER SHIFT-CHANGE!
high as fuck bruh
>>79376428
TONIGHT (PREGAME POST)...
>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)
>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS
>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING
>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT
>UHAULS...STOLEN, USED IN CRIMES, FUARKING EVIL.
>Body in an alley
>Some guy jumped off of a balcony with jewelry
>Bunch of drunk drivers
>Some guy slapped a 4 year old and ran off
>FORNICATION
>ELIZABETH IS UNDER A BRIDGE (OH GOD SOMEONE SAVE HER)
>ROBERT HAS ACKNOWLEDGED
>ULULLULULULULLULULULU
>WOMAN SCREAMIN IN BACK OF A NISSAN...PULLED INTO IT BY NIG. THEY FIGHHTIN'
>AWWWW MAN, FREE TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Hiding under the bridge from the people who are looking for...no one. (audiable sigh)
>YOU GET 'EM, GRANDPAW GIL!
>SPECIAL DOMESTIC: WHOLE GOD-DAMNED FAMILY, MOMMA, DADDY, THE THE KIDS, ALL INTOXICATED.
>JUST STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM BRIDGES.
THE NEXT POST STARTS AFTER SHIFT-CHANGE!
>>79376455
TONIGHT THE THIRD:
>NEED TO REMOVE A DUDE FROM A MCDONALDS, SOMEBODY SHOT AT HIM AND HE WILL NOT LEAVE...
>'HER BABYS FATHER HIT HER AND TOOK HER MONEY, HE'S BEEN SMOKING WEED"
>4 hispanics with masks...ramming their car into parked cars on the street!
>"IMMA NEED YOU TO HOLD YO KEY DOWN WHEN YOU SPEAK, I CAN'T COPY YOU."
>UBER passeger WANTS TO KILL HERSELF..."Okay, here's your stop..."
>4 NOGS SHOOTING FROM A BLACK CLOTH-TOP WRANGLER
>100 PEOPLE OUTSIDE SMOKING WEED AND DRINKING!!!
>NIGGAZ SHOOTING UP A CEMETARY
>DOES ANYONE HAVE A CAR OPENING DEVICE?
>BY THE AAMACO FOOD SHOP/GAS STATION, AN ELDERLY MALE HAS GOT LOST
>MOONMAN WITH A PINK TANK TOP AND A BASEBALL BAT. THREATENING TO KILL NOGS!
>MAN FACE DOWN ON THE SIDEWALK, NO PANTS
>DIS BITCH CHASING A NOG DOWN THE STREET WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE
>YET ANOTHER LARGE GROUP OF GANGBANGERS IN THE HOUSE, UP TO NO GOOD
>THEM NIGGAZ BE STEEL SHOOTING UP THAT CEMETERY (AN HOUR LATER)
>LOUD BITCHES ARE STILL DRUNK, STILL PROBABLY PROSTITUTING.
>Cabby hits a cyclist...he's bleeding from the head...He's OK!
>WHERE IS THE STATUE???
>THAT. IS. A. NEG. A. TIFF.
>ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS
>MALE, WHIT--MALE HISPANIC ABDUCTING A WHITE WOMYN.
>PASSED OUT NIG IN A PARKING LOT? JUST GO THROW SOME COLD WATER ON HIM!
>DISPATCH HITS BACKLOG BEFORE 1:40AM. STILL 4 AND A HALF HOURS FROM THE END OF THE SHIFT. I WANT TO GET OFF OBAMA'S WILD RIDE
>HOMICIDE ON W. LAKE, ...5'7" 285lbs. "I need...a big BIG GUY."
>A WOMAN GIVING BIRTH IN A USED CAR LOT AT 2AM! "...Thaaat's about right. 10-4."
>DOMESTIC BATTERY...BOYFRIEND IS BEATING THE CALLER AND HER MOM WITH A BELT
>Mr. Lombando...Legal CCW, no warrants!
>PREGNANT WOMAN HAS A KNIFE!!
What a God-Damned city...
>its gonna be awhile
Oh boy
>>79376354
Good morning, Chicago, anon.
R O B E R T
>>79376354
FIRE AS I POST THIS. THANK YOU KEK, CARE CHASE DESU AND END. BLACK OUT SOON BOYS.
>>79376433
these two pictures are ridiculous
Da roof da roof is on fiiiiiiiiiiire
Tonight Robert taught me it is in fact legal to own handguns in Australia. Suddenly Straya doesn't seem so shitty.
>>79376536
You just get up or you been up all night?
I've been up since 11am, my eyes keep closing on their own.
>>79376592
>male black in all white
>niggers trying to disguise thenselves as white people now..
>>79376566
>BLACK out
huehuehue
Alright my fellow Roberts, I think I should head off to bed now. gn
>>79376541
>1 post from this i.d.
>>79376740
CHECK YOUR FUCKING KEYS
>>79376673
Just woke up, tea brewing in pot.
My eyes won't stay closed.
>Which direction did he go?
>Brooklyn area
>SUPERVISOR ON ROUTE
>victim no details, refused to report
>10-4 nigga
>>79376740
Dispatch copies you are 10-42, this net. Have a nice night, Robert
>>79376766
THIS ISNT NEW YORK YOU FUCKING TEAFAG
>>79376603
Genuine need test
Self defence doesn't cut it
Need to be a member of pistol club and compete
Can only for self defence if assailant has a knife or or gun
>>79376743
/comfy/ mode just lurkin
>>79376740
Goodnight, Robert.
>listening to scanner with this on the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gah8FnYSypk
Who /Armed'n'ReadyForRaceWar/ here?
>>79376740
10-4, check yo keys before you go nighty night, Robert
>>79376826
I could have fucking swore I heard Brooklyn was mentioned.
>Milwaukee sounds panicked.
>foot chase
CHASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE'S RUNNING
Foot chase!
We got a runner!
ON FOOT PURSUIT!!!!
MALE BLACK
LONG DREDS
WHITE SHIRT
FOOT CHASE
RUNNING NEGRO
>>79376857
10-4, Robert, have a nice break, Robert
>CHASE
CHASING ON FOOT
O SHIT HES RUNNING
F
>>79376833
Why must they make it so goddamn frustrating just to own a few guns? Good lord.
FOOT PURSUIT
O
O
T
P
U
R
S
U
I
T
He hasn't popped up on Milwaukee!
HE'S BY THE CAR DELARSHIP
WE GOT A BLACKOUT FOLKS
CHASE THAT BLACK MAN LONG DREADS WHITE SHIRT. GO GO GO
>10-4 ROBERT
THEY ESCAPED
FUCK!!!
Nigger gets to nog another day
He lost them!
HE LOST HIM!
>>79376603
>>79376833
>>79376961
It's still shitty
>"i lost them" (defeated sigh)
Robert lost him
>>79376961
yeah for my old rifle i had to pay off a farmer to sign a statdec saying I hunted Roos on his property, he managed to BS enough to keep police happy
They also randomly check your gun safe, it's inconvenient
>>79377002
It was a good night for bingo. You finished the card before 3am Chicago time. That's impressive.
FOUND THEM
HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!!
>>79376940
I'm still on duty, Robert. I was wishing the other Robert a good Robert, Robert.
>>79377002
clean slate for my Roberts.
>10-4
>>79376676
kek
>>79377039
You had a boat accident?
>>79377048
Fucking leftists, man. Making everything fun difficult.
>>79377002
>"I lost them"
Dindus 1 : Law enforcement 0
1212 Robert fucked it all up
Robert
>>79377039
He should just take a jury trial, he'll get off. If you're not overtly stupid the jury forgives
>father with a gun just beat his daughter
>>79377177
Robert
>>79377167
>>79377177
no i think they say robers
>>79377122
Fuck man, lost this beauty trying to watercool it in a river
>leftists
it was actually our conservative party who kneejerked the laws after Port Arthur
>>79377228
NO THEY SAID ROBERT
We know what these Dindus are saying
>>79377048
I would like to hunt kangaroos desu. Sounds /comfy/
>>79377228
Roberts?
>>79377081
10-4 Robert, last beer now, Robert, so many shots fired, Robert
>>79377205
Uh, aren't guns banned though??
>two-tone black and orange dreads
>>79377269
The enemy within is often worse than the enemy you know. Paul Ryan, for example. Total snake who will sell us up the river any time he can.
>>79377303
Wut
I'm a professional Robert and I use catheters. Been Robertin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
>>79377303
we're here for the dindu entertainment not worse australias failed bants
>>79377122
look at this cunt
everyone looks up to him, but by god, i fucking hate his fucking "legacy"
>>79377194
He shouldn't even face trial though, defence of property is a human right.
>BACKLOGGED ON SHOOTINGS AND HOMICIDES
>FLAMES FROM THE ROOFTOPS
WHAT A FUCKING CITY
>>79377370
Chicago has gun control but this man still has guns. I thought gun control was meant to prevent criminals getting guns.
well im tired and i got my fun, see ya
>>79376354
Never knew just how crazy Chicago was until we started having these threads.
Kek Chicago is such a warzone that theres a mushroom cloud on the city seal.
>>79377450
night, eskimo joe
robert
>>79377450
Sleep well, Robert
>>79377410
You could always move to America. Vast majority of the country is nice and white and pretty /comfy/. So long as you stay out of the leftists urban centers you'll rarely see a nigger and you can own all the fun toys you want.
What in the fuck was that
That screaming just scared the shit out of me.
>>79377450
10-4 robert, check yo keys
inb4 officer down
HAPPENING
>>79377450
10-4, take care, Robert
He's running westbound!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
CHASE IS BACK ON
What was the yelling?
DA FUQ
>male,black running south
kek
THE CHASE IS ON BABY
>>79377432
Yeah, it's fucked. I'm quite confident he'll win if it's a jury trial though, and DPP won't appeal
>>79377524
>>79377518
the 3 chirps are him hitting the orange button on his motorola radio (keying automatically when the radio detects struggle)
>the robert lurking from previous posts wit gun belt
>>79377524
HES RUNNING WESTBOUND
Spooky
>heart explodes with worry for Robert
2-5 Robert
These guys can run forever i give them that
>>79377511
I wanted to move there and join the marines.
means i'd have to leave my guns with my family, and i sure as fuck dont trust them
>>79377524
>>79377518
I thought I was having a fucking stroke or something, could not make out a work.
>morgue address > Maryland
>dob 2 June 96 > 20 years old, rest in pickles?
just as shit goes down on chicago police scanner
in phoenix a police chopper just arrived overhead yelling at someone from the loudspeaker
>>79377518
>>79377524
>>79377586
>>79377682
he was in a struggle with a suspect and the radio chirped the emergency sos button in case of officer down essentially keying up whenever there are loud shouts or gunshots present
pic related, it's my radio from my vest but the orange button is the same (pic being posted in a second from my mobile)
21 Robert
>>79377773
Ah, okay, that makes sense. So it's an officer safety feature so the dispatchers know he's rolling around with some perp?
>>79377773
>>79377863
yeah, or if he gets murdered the radio hopefully picks up identifying voices
>>79377773
>>79377880
My sentiments exactly, so close.
Thanks for the explanation anony-non.
>>79377880
reading comprehension
>(pic being posted in a second from my mobile)
>this dopey nigger cop at the morgue
SEND DA POLICE I DARE YOU
>ROBERT INTENSIFIES
>>79377524
>>79377554
>>79377586
>>79377863
>>79377773
Forgot to pic with my old time stamp so here it is
>>79377925
Jesus Christ this thread just gets darker. Stay safe, Officer Anon.
>>79377964
I think he's referring to the near-collision with a Penta-get
>quiet
>>79377925
>identifying voice
wat?
>>79378081
wonder who picked it anyway
>>79377777
>are we driving?
They got him in custody btw
Why Steve driving was such a noteworthy occurrence?
Robert
>>79378175
what a fucking nigger
>>79378199
>robert caught the blackie baddie
Noice
>>79378133
nigger speak since they're always babbling and making stupid noises after shooting someone or leaving behind some type of identifying remark like "aww shieett, look at his head cave in,,, da fuqqqq????"
Hey, robbery at gunpoint.
WALLET, CELL PHONES AND CREDIT CARDS
Fuck this city. I hate it here. spics ruined fucking everything.
no direction of flight
Robert and David are going in together!
>>79378327
BUILD THE WALL
>>79378327
lefty looks like a spic i shot one night working and he became a vegetable
>tfw family tries to sue my department for "wrongfully shooting" a suspect but indeed the gentlemen had a knife and wanted to play tough guy.
>tfw vegetated and has face tats looking like a retarded gangster with perpetual drool coming out of the side of his mouth
>>79378276
>got dat nikka wit my glock 40"
>>79378407
kekkkkk
>>79378406
nice
>>79378407
Yo, nigga, u got dem puuurple paralizzen boolits?
>>79378406
>dying
>backlogged
>>79377269
An 08/15 assault model Maxim light machine gun. Nice.
>>79378327
They both look like they smell really bad.
>>79378491
I see my /k/omraden are still here from last night.
>>79378407
Looks like he fished a hot gun out of a lake.
>>79378529
you should check out the owner
he's a stand-up guy, i hear
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backpacker_murders
>>79378591
/k/ still on shift, Robert.
>girl's friend shot multiple times
Damn niggers just drove by and shot some random bitches
>>79378591
Sheeeeiit, nigga, don't matter where u hit a nigga dey be fuckin paraliiiiized like a mafucka
Wait wut, i just heard something about someone getting shot (no surprises there)
ROBERT IS ENGAGING THE DINDU!!!
>shot several times
>10-4 Robert
>>79378655
she ded
>>79378591
/k/ on station
>>79378609
Well, for one it's a Hi-Point which are bottom of the barrel pistols to begin with and second, it's almost certainly either stolen or sold illegally by a dirty FFL so it's probably been tossed around for a long time. Gangbangers are only barely intelligent enough to remember to breathe so they're sure as fuck not cleaning and oiling their guns.
>man sitting in a wheelchair in the middle of the street
I hope Robert's okay. Didn't catch all of the transmission. Did Robert get shot or did he shoot someone?
>>79378663
the upside is there jawdinz don't ever get creases again
>>79378719
>>79378591
whoops, wrong one
>>79378719
How often you clean your boomerang m8?
>>79378640
>plastic little
Things you used to fap to.
>lunchtimes!
>sleepwalking
that's a new one
>male hispanic, white shirt green shorts sleepwalking
Enjoy your lunch Robert.
We may have a sleepwalker.
>sleepwalking in the streets
>>>>>>sleepwalking
How the hell does anyone even sleep in Shitcago without getting shot?
>>79378859
I kek'd heartily when i heard it.
The Walking Sleepers
>>79378684
Lord Kek is Robert's patron saint, bullets can't hurt Robert, Robert.
GO TO BED ESTEBAN
>>79378889
>>79378903
>>79378910
>>79378875
THIS IS PART OF THE CEMETERY EVENT EARLIER
ZOMBIES HAVE RISEN
ZOMBIES HAVE RISEN
>>79378859
It's a common murder defense that almost always gets thrown out
>fondled by the driver?
>sleep walking spic
shhh rubio, it's alright, everything is going to be ok.
nooo. those dead gays arent your fault, go back to sleep.
shhhhhhhhhh........
>>79378977
>tfw no more foam parties
>>79378640
>>79378663
>>79378719
>>79378774
>vacationwithfriends.jpg
>>79378956
LOL really?
>I was sleepwalking and managed to aim and shoot a gun
>>79378955
Shiiiiiiet
Wait a second wtf are these coons even doing up at this time? Its 3:30 cst here. Do these niggers sleep?
I REFUSE ASSISTANCE! I always picture something like pic related going down if cops insist on it.
>>79379029
During they day. You thought they had jobs or something?
>>79376354
this thread is the greatest idea i have seen on /pol in 4 days.
i am so comfy in my ga ghetto with my 9 on the desk beside of me :D
enjoy your constant rape by criminals chicago :D obama hates you
>>79378815
I took that one just for the Chiraq threads. I need to break out more of my artbooks and do some family shoots. Smutty oldschool anime and firearms are the best possible combo.
>>79379029
Chicago never sleeps.
I started listening and lurking when the Aus was making these, they never fucking stop.
>>79379008
People have literally driven hundreds of miles while technically asleep. A very rare phenomenon, but trippy none the less.
Also,
>HIGH ON PCP
>>79379001
>fist fighting on PCP
kek
>PCP
Oh shit, happening!
Did dispatch say the mayor called and someone on PCP was fistfighting people in the streets? KEK
NIGGA HIGH ON PCP FIGHTING WITH PEOPLE
>pcp fistfighting
nigga
High on PCP!
Did I hear
>PCP
>fighting with people
>High on PCP and Fistfighting people
heh, druggies can be so entertaining sometimes.
>>79379029
the night is dark and full of niggers
>>79379001
>tfw I don't understand the meme reference
On PCP fighting with people, nice.
>>79379008
Yeah. You're more likely to get off using that than insanity ironically.
>>79378864
>think he was sleepwalking
>shirtless nigga in shorts on PCP trying to fight people
>FUGGEN PCP FISTFIGHTING M8!!!
>>79379064
Where in GA?
>>79379029
Lemme get you high on crack or god knows what else, lets see you get some sleep. They gotta do their thing under the cover of night anyway, but Robert is walking the streets of Chiraq.
On a side note, is meth popular in Chiraq? What's their drug of choice?
>more sleepwalking,call da amberlamps
hi im new to chiraq radio. is it always this entertaining?
>>79379195
Crack, PCP, and week have been mentioned on air.
BIG LURCH 2.0?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Lurch
>He is serving a life sentence for murdering 21-year-old roommate Tynisha Ysais and eating parts of her body in April 2002. [on PCP]
>>79379029
Crime never sleeps
I missed the goddamn pcp fight
>>79379122
High on da PCP.
>>79379221
at night, yes.
The 4th is going to be insane though, predictions are close to 80 deds I think
>>79379242
He went full cannibal? Shit.
>>79379221
Yes, especially on the weekends
>>79379221
Only when Robert is on duty.
>>79379236
what's week?
>mfw Robert is literally hunting down a sleepwalker
This shit is so surreal.
The hunt for the Sleepwalker begins.
ROBBED AT GUNPOINT
>>79379236
Can you imagine these mutha fuckas on meth? They would be going all night off one good hit, at least crack you need to hit the pipe every 10min or so.
>>79379302
weed
The guy who beheaded the person on the Greyhound bus in Canada a few years ago also cannibalized his victim by eating his eyeballs and heart in front of disgusted onlookers
>first officer who responded suicide'd
>murderer gets let off free and has day passes to go into town from his halfway house
Fucking Canada
Quentin keeps calling
>>79379242
>"thrashing sounds, followed by an argument, when Singleton said 'Tynisha, you're a sock'
>>79379302
7 days
>>79379355
Well how else was he supposed to gain the dead guy's courage?
>>79379191
niggervil...er, savannah. perhaps you've heard of our minor league basetball team- the savannah bananas. for real.
man ive had to much to smoke, this memeing is getting so good.
>>79379315
pic related
>blacks in all black
Black Panther scum confirmed
>>79379355
>>first officer who responded suicide'd
>If you kill your enemies, they win
Thanks Trudeau
>>79379450
wtf. What happened to the sand gnats?
They still hold Orange Crush on Tybee?
Action by the Redline!
>>79379450
Why is moonman a chink
>>79379568
Because your mom is a chink
>>79379541
> he doesn't know it's just the Muslim brotherhood now and has been since the late 70s
>>79377445
Criminals have no problem breaking the law to obtain guns.
Gun control is intended to stop law abiding citizens from owning guns and force them to rely on a police state to provide for their protection.
Can we get some robert OC, visualize it niggas
>3 shots fired in an alley
Armed home invasion and 3 shots fired in an alley.
>>79379665
With a burn like that she might be black now
niggas runnin through basements with guns
SHOTS FIRED!!! Time to drink.
>>79379555
the sandgnats got exterminated. the banana mascot guy was raped at gunpoint by 2 men on opening night, but hey, they've won 6 games in a row, so who's complaining right? and yes, they still hold 'savannah state goes to the beach and invites every nigger and wigger in the state' at tybee. you can tell when it's going on by counting how many syringes and used condoms get stuck to your feet walking to the pier. well, that and all the niggers. i dunno why they only enjoy the beach for those 2 or 3 days. it's weird.
>>79379568
it's a raped banana you retard.
cries for help and alarm call
home invasion occurring
>armoured bank vehicle attacked
>someone heard screaming elsewhere
The quiet streak doesn't last long in the coon empire
>>79379853
no more...
>BITCH HOW DID YOU GET UNDER THE EL TRACKS
>>79379700
>he doesn't know about the New Black Panthers, which even the kike-operated SPLC has labelled an anti-white hate group
>>79379865
daaamn. poor banananigga.
I was stationed at Fort Stupid. I got stuck at Tybee during crush one year, because I was a fucking tourist, and nobody warns fuckers that that shit happens.
>>79379936
> literally the same fucking thing
>over a minute of silence
they all killed each other
>"her boyfriend is jumping on her"
>bitch being used as a trampoline
>nothing further to report
