I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
>>79366940
I PUSH MY FINGERS
INTO
MY
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEES
>>79367633
ITS THE ONLY THING
THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE
>>79366940
BILL?
>>79366940
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>tfw I link these threads to friends and they don't "get it"
>I have to link the song it's from for them to know
>but that's like explaining a joke so they "get it" even less
>end up just bingewatching mid 2000s rock music videos
>>79368069
BUT ITS MADE OF ALL THE THINGS I HAVE TO TAAAAAAAKE
At least he smiles against the pain.
>>79370843
If your friends don't use 4chan, don't send them links to it m8. I know your feel
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
>>79366940
kek looks like a panda
>check out Huma Abideen's tight little booty and perk titties.
>man, I'll bet she she's got one of those nice silky hair pie bushes
>I'd cigar fuck her right in the pussy
like this if yachting makes you diamond
>>79366940
STAY BACK MONSTER
>TFW when you're cockblocked by your old lady
bros b4 hos, amirite (((Jeffrey Epstein))) or amirite?
I TEAR MY HEART OPEN
I SEW MYSELF SHUT
Monica Lewinski got so fucking hot. She droppes the weight and has that foxy jogging milf look. I'd rather bang that one who killed her daughter but props for Bill for hitting it while it was gross.
hey faggots, check me out
howya like me now?
>>79366940
Woah, Bill doesn't look so good. Is he gonna be OK?
>>79372521
Thespian theatre, m'lady, I was merely acting!
ALL THE GOYS SAY
Miss me yet?
>>79372511
you look g.. g.. g-g-great
quick, get a pic of me with this fine piece of pussy over here. Hurry up before Hillary gets back.
IM SICK OF THIS LIFE
I JUST WANNA SCREAAAAAAM
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
>>79366940
>>79370732
>>79372525
holy shit LOL
fuckin Grandpa Willy
He can't die yet.
When Hillary's campaign is ashes...
Then Bill will have my permission to die.
>>79372612
Its "goyim" not "goys"!
>>79372902
good goyimoy
sauce on the songs op and his fellow posters are referring to would be dandy. I would love to have a good Ole listen to them because these few posters mentioned them. It makes me quite curious to hear it. The lyrics would fit a nice fun meme, but , to my dismay, can't understand the thread as I have not heard the songs before. It is quite infuriating to not get the jokes the op and his fellow poster posted. It is like telling a joke to a pal and another pal wants to join in on the fun, but, to there dismay, can't because he hasn't discovered the required text, audio, or events to enjoy the humor fully. This relates to my situation as I have not heard these tunes before. At my request to op or his fellow poster I would like the source file for the audio or video that could help me. Even a used-to-be fellow lurker of the thread can help if they know the source (or as we fellow jokesters like to say "sauce")
>>79366940
Looks perfectly fine to me-
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>"Oooga booga in my five point oh with the top down low so my hair can blow"
Hey, I'm pretty good at this rapping routine. I'll be a big star at the Democrat National Convention. Maybe I'll get some colored pussy backstage, oh man.
>>79372525
that's just how Bill prepares to give a speech, completely normal behavior just like you and me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HTecKrLWak
ignore the words "masonic", "mind control" and "mkultra". That's a bunch of okey doke lunatic c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-conspiracy theory
>(Chelsea Clinton to Huma Abedin)
>Now that same sex marriage is legal and we live in a tolerant progressive society free of hate, does this mean that you're going to be my new daddy when Bill kicks the bucket?
>>79372685
That's a new one.
I collect these.
>>79373257
hey, great album Aussie-bro.
Look at the titties on this Duggar chick, think she'd make a good intern or what? Man, I'll bet she can suck the chrome off of Air Force One. Goddamn I need this secret service agents to get me her number.
EVERY TIME WE LIE AWAKE
AFTER EVERY HIT WE TAKE
hey faggots, it's me, Bill here.
I'm in good health, as you can see by pic related. Don't believe the haters, the legend lives on and my health is fine. I'm totally partying right now and about to snort coke off of this blonde stripper's titties. Hey kid, here, hold my beer...
>>79373310
You might want to ask hill-dog first chelsea, or her poorly shorn scrotum-
There is a reason I had to fuck every barista in dc- she always was one of the guys
>>79370925
IF THE PAIN GOES ON, IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT
Hey faggots, Bill Clinton here. Just wanted to stop by pol and warn you about this kid pretending to be my son.
Don't believe his lies!
He is a fucking liar, a goddamn fucking lying piece of shit. I know for a fact that's not my son because I never had sexual relations with that nigress, ever! And so what if I did? What difference does it matter?
>>79366940
TERMINALLY BILL
>>79374581
ILL BILL
I'M ABOUT TO BREAK