If you had a 5 minute interview with him, what would you say?
>>79360131
Nothing. See how he reacts.
>>79360281
you'd waste 5 minutes of your president's time?
>>79360131
Is this really your mom? :^)
>>79360131
NIGGER
for five minutes
>>79360131
nigga lets get high. call up tiger woods and some white bitches
>>79360131
how does it feel being a puppet for your masters would be a start
Im sorry but Mr. Obama doesn't mingle with the unwashed masses.
>>79360131
Do you know where Bush was on 9/11?
>>79360501
oh shit do you have more ?
>>79360131
This guy did a pretty good job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnW3xkHxIEQ
>>79360131
The bell is tolling soon for Hillary Rodham Clinton,
TRUMP 16! Watch now!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s2h92qYu_sg
Id ask him what his fucking problem is
>>79360453
People underestimate the power of silence
Well he said he likes the Wire so I'd ask him why he likes such a shit show and if he watched Breaking Bad
Then I'd ask him what his favorite memes are
Then I'd ask if he wanted to sing an acapella Space Jam duet with me
>>79360501
>literally not her
>>79360131
I would ask him if I could suck his dick and then I would use the remainder of my time fingering my butthole after he refuses the offer.
I'd call him a nigger.
>>79360131
>If you had a 5 minute interview with him, what would you say?
>"Hello, Anon, and welcome to the oval office. As you know, you have been given five minutes with me to conduct this interview. What is your first question?"
>"Why?"
>"Why... what? I don't understand,"
>"Why?"
>"Wait, are you asking why I don't understand?"
>"No, just again, why?"
>"Why what?!"
>"WHY?"
>>79364559
bet you wouldn't
>>79360131
Pretend I don't know who he is and watch is ego explode.
>>79360453
It's actually brilliant.
Glaring directly at him with a growing look of pure disgust until he becomes so uncomfortable that he starts to talk before you remind him that you're supposed to be asking the questions.
Five minutes of pure psychological torture.
>>79364762
everyone knows who he is
Does it make a difference? If he's not in front of a camera he's got no repercussions for simply not answering anything
>>79360453
Fuck yea.
>>79360131
Id ask him what his problem is, why he thinks race baiting and making a generation of dumb niggers feel super entitled is good for the country,
i'd ask if he actually believes in Christianity at all or its just a show because he's actually an atheist or mudslime.
I'd ask him how it felt to act like a smug asshole and belittle anyone with any conservative values for 7 and now 8 years.
I'd ask him why he pretends racism is a problem when black people commit disproportionate amount of violent crimes versus not only other skin colors but also versus incarceration rates, and the same for police shootings of black males. I'd ask again why he thinks we have a racism problem he was acting like a stupid nigger for 7 years and yet no one messed with him, while trump says ILLEGAL immigrants need to GTFO and that requires a guy to bumrush him on stage at a rally and some british retard to try and snag a gun from an officer to shoot him.
I'd ask him why he fake cried on camera because of the MUH GUNS, and why he thinks gun reform is a remotely good idea without relying on manipulative stories exaggerated by the media.
>TL:DR
Basically I'd ask him why he's trying to actively destroy America. If it's cultural marxism or what
>>79364911
let's say he was being recorded then
>"Just be honest with me, man. You and I both know that you can just tell me the truth to my face and have the media report that you said something else, and shut me down as a loony conspiracy theorist if I try to reveal the truth. So level with me. What's endgame? Why are you doing this? You know exactly what I'm talking about. What's the larger plan?"
>"Failing that, just give me some honest reassurance that you guys know what the hell you're doing. Nobody buys the official narrative. Tell me why what's actually happening is what's best. Make the most cold-blooded, honest case for it you can."
>>79364818
>Stormfags trannies and gents
>>79360453
Why not? Republicans wasted 8 years.
id ask him about his global trade policy or something idk lel
I'd not be autistic and ask him regular respectful interview questions, because even though I hate him and everything he's done nothing would be accomplished by me being an awkward autistic bitch in the 5 minutes I got to talk to him.
Where's your favorite place to eat in Chicago? I want to drive up there but I don't know my way around.
>>79366424
>not letting it all out gloriously
>>79360131
Why did you fund Houthi Rebels and allow them to destabilize yemen?
Why did you fund ISIS and deliberately allow Saddam's former military staff to regroup into a cohesive force?
Why did you fund a genocidal shiite regime in Iraq and then wonder why the Sunnis would possibly want to organize and fight back?
Why do you want to remove a secular and miderate regime like Assad and bring more chaos to the region as it's taken over by the extremists you claim to hate?
Why do you violate the constitution and force businesses to Serve people they have a right to refuse?
Why do you violate tax code privacy laws and gather the IRS information of non-profit and lobbying groups you don't like?
Why did you rally the country to demonize and destroy the life of a police officer who was forced to kill a black kid that wad threatening his life, even before the objective forensic evidence of the case was gathered?
Why do you refuse to use the words "radical Islamic terrorism" despite its clear presence in the world and threat to our country?
Why are you killing american citizens abroad with drone strikes, picking and choosing who receives the inaliable right of due process?
Why are you cooperating with Saudi Arabia despite the well known fact that they are funding ISIS?
Why do you insist upon transforming Iran into a nuclear capable regional powerhouse despite their known involvement in the 9/11 terror atyacks, and killing of US soldiers?
>>79366424
This.
It would be the only productive way to use the time.
The majority of /pol/ is so fucking autistic and socially inept they wouldn't know how to handle it.
>>79360131
I'd probably have him walk out or get angry at the very least about a minute in. Reason being I wouldn't give him the softball questions and servile attitude he's use to with most interviewers.
>>79366732
by the time you finish asking those questions the interview would be over
Bully him until he cries
>>79366011
>tfw its true
Bongo must have acid reflux like a motherfucker.
>>79360131
>Was the dick sucking in Chicago worth it, Barry? Was it worth the copious amounts of crack and boipussy?
>>79365296
you'd need to be more specific. you can't just say
>Why are you doing this? You know exactly what I'm talking about.
and expect a reasonable answer. obama is going to ask you what you're referring to first.
and with questions like
>Tell me why what's actually happening is what's best.
you need to clarify that you're referring to what's best for the group you in particular allege yourself to. the fact of the matter is that much of what the government does is the best for some people, but certainly not for everyone. the people who the government seeks to benefit the most are the capitalist class. /pol/ even knows this, they just refers to capitalists as jews instead of capitalists as people with ownership over the means of production.
if i had 5 minutes with obama, i'd ask him to justify private property.
>>79360131
Ask him what his jew masters have told him.
>>79366011
thank god for that
>>79360281
Yeah, this too. Five minutes isn't enough for anything else this good.
i bet none of you would look him in the eye
>>79366424
It would be amazing for you to just cuss him out. This wouldn't just make him look like a weak faggot it would suddenly make everyone understand that presidents are people too. People in power need to be reminded that they are just people. Remember when that one guy destroyed Cruz with his bantz. These people have never had a experience like that in their entire lives. They are so used to civility that when someone just calls them a piece of lying shit to their face they will suddenly realize what they are. Its very eye opening.
Its like calling a jew a jew. they will freeze with fear and in a instant they will realize just how much weight they carry and how much danger they are in.
>>79360131
What do you think of Israels racial Jewish only settlements in the west bank that have a border wall protruding into Palestinian territory wrapping around the settlements?
I would stare him in the eye for 5 minutes, asking no questions.
>>79367741
Obongo is very pro-benisdinian, he'd agree with you on disliking israeli occupation
Ask him how he feels that the main thing he will be remembered for is the reaction he caused among the White population and how he set off the revival of White Nationalism.
>>79368017
>revival of white nationalism
>just weebs shitposting a bit more than usual
>>79364762
It wouldn't work dumbass
>>79368017
Why do you think he is shilling so hard for Hillary?
>tfw Obama's entire legacy would be erased by electing Trump
>>79360131
Ooga booga where da white women at?
>>79360131
Nigger XD!!!
>>79360131
u gay?
>>79369500
>t. Obama's dad
>>79366424
>>79366885
>i-i-i-i-i-i-i-mplying Obongo could respond to your questions without a teleprompter
Sure is okie-doke in here
