>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
alternative
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
Roberto
>>79351794
This doesn't seem sanitary
first for LADY ROSA
>>79352583
First for lululululululul
First for niggers
DRUNK NIG IN A SUBARU LOOKOUT ROBERT
>TAQUITA DUKES
kek
>>79352583
>posting a thumbnail
anon..
>>79352583
Add this to the next OP:
Who is Robert?
http://pastebin.com/Q3UtxrWW
personal favorite from last night.
>Fire in a garage.
>Incoherent screaming in the background.
>TAC units in the area?
oh shit
any american police browse ?pol/
When the sickness is crime...
... the solution is Dr Robert
Ring my friend, I said you call Doctor Robert
Day or night he'll be there any time at all, Doctor Robert
Doctor Robert, you're a new and better man
He helps you to understand
He does everything he can, Doctor Robert
If you're down he'll pick you up, Doctor Robert
Take a drink from his special cup, Doctor Robert
Doctor Robert, he's a man you must believe
Helping everyone in need
No one can succeed like Doctor Robert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdtpWufCkoY
Thank you rooftop Koreans
>>79352749
BAT!
>male yelling in the streets
heres the street view
https://www.google.com/maps/place/2127+N+Maplewood+Ave,+Chicago,+IL+60647/@41.9201283,-87.6913623,3a,75y,0.52h,76.41t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1srItX7B7Y_6pci2uZ7MSAog!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo2.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DrItX7B7Y_6pci2uZ7MSAog%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dsearch.TACTILE.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D392%26h%3D106%26yaw%3D96.9649%26pitch%3D0!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x880fd2996b5634db:0x5a46916b03c81983!8m2!3d41.9201035!4d-87.6910896!6m1!1e1
>White man yelling in street
Is the day of the rope now?
Spic Child Abuse call
Get your free spaces at the ready
Mexicans raping 4 year olds.
Just slapped a four yr old lmao
>>79352963
One posted in the last thread saying he loved us but who knows if he's a legitimate CPD officer
>somebody's shot here on van buren. send ambulance.
Is Britney okay ?;_;
>>79353002
didn't look too sketch
>>79352997
THANK YOU ROOFTOP KOREANS!
Female shot
We got someone shot,send amberlamps
This thread is best thread.
>>79352997
THANK YOU ROOFTOP KOREANS
What's going on in here?
GUNSHOT TO THE DOME OH SHIT NIGGA
lotta people here...no one saw nothing do
gunshot to the head
Hip shot!
>>79353089
Can you hear the chimp out in the background? Madness.
>one gunshot wound to the head
>lot of people here
>one one saw nuttin tho
>>79352726
Please someone shoop Lucy and "The doctor is in"
Honestly Chicago is a prime example of why this country needs stricter gun control laws, there are too many guns in this country period, We need new gun laws especially for places like Chicago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTuSay3Ul7s
Ginshot wound to the hip
>>79353089
>gsw to the hip
>nobody saying shit
That sounds painful and as usual nobody speaking
Oh LORDY I'VE BEEN SHOT OH LORDY.
>>79353206
Pretty sure he said hip
>>79352997
Thank you rooftop koreans.
Drive by
Gunshot to the head
>>79353177
We're monitoring jungle noises in real time.
>>79353233
Cuck.
>check out these fireworks before you leave
>white boy
>>79353215
Nobody saw nuthin
>If anyone is riding back to the station
>Before you leave.
Friends.... I think Robert is about to hit the streets!
>>79353206
Really makes you not think.
>awwww mannnnnn
sassy dispatch
aaaw maaaan
AW MAN FREE TACOS
FREE
TACOS
Playing basketball
Check dem keys yo!
sheeeeeeiiit
awww maaaannn
>>79353233
with that logic, idiots like you should be subjected to strict speech control laws so you stop talking retarded shit constantly
>shot roman candle at his son
>burnt his son
niggers, not even once
>>79353233
Chicago has very strict gun control, turns out just like bootleggers they find a way to get them.
>>79353233
dat bait nigga
Chiraq is a gun free zone, Robert
Robert
FREE TACOS
R
E
E
T
A
C
O
S
I just want CPD to know that we love them
>>79353375
TOPKEK
This Are The Definition Of Racism
FIRE FIGHT AT VAN BUREN
GIRL SHOT NOT INVOLVED
>>79353375
>wife's son
>>79353413
donate t.b.h.
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
>>79353439
>This are
11 and van buren
someone shot
this is downtown
https://www.google.com/maps/place/11+W+Van+Buren+St,+Chicago,+IL/@41.8769237,-87.6279477,3a,75y,40.82h,90.08t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sPLYZA_voNlgUpiQQI_tE2Q!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo1.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DPLYZA_voNlgUpiQQI_tE2Q%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D2.5630803%26pitch%3D0!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x880e2ca2c8b264eb:0xe2b5c5f3630941e9!8m2!3d41.8769218!4d-87.6280654
>>79353375
> you're a nigger harry
> arrestinomus
http://copradar.com/tencodes/
These ten codes are easier to read than what is in OP
Robert to check in early. Praise Robert!!! Dubs of truth.
>>79353233
Kill yourself nigger
>>79352726
Now this is a smoopy halloween.
>tfw last name is Jackson
>my street is getting nog blood on it.
>>79352726
>Your average terrorist outpost
FEMALE
BLONDE HAIR
BLUE EYES
5'8"
125lbs
HOLY SHIT SAVE HER
Why the fuck do police use communication everyone can listen in to? It could easily be abused by criminals. baka 2bh
>female white blonde hair blue eyes
What the fuck are you doing in the ghetto?
>>79353233
No, it's an example of why we need stricter animal control laws
Where the fuck is Robert?
>>79352583
I feel bad for American cops, they got so much shit under Obama that they're afraid to do their job without getting fired. Now crime is out of control because of niggers.
>>79353492
jk
this is 11 and van buren where the nig is shot
def hood
https://www.google.com/maps/dir//1101-1199+Van+Buren+St,+Maywood,+IL+60153/@41.8735373,-87.8460447,3a,75y,63.78h,80.61t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s4y7KtmcgjyFNAAJrIfdEOQ!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo3.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3D4y7KtmcgjyFNAAJrIfdEOQ%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D81.61451%26pitch%3D0!7i13312!8i6656!4m8!4m7!1m0!1m5!1m1!1s0x880e3565bf2f031b:0xd447b4a9fd5adeef!2m2!1d-87.8461964!2d41.8733703
>>79353600
call her name
>>79353292
>>79353373
>i have no argument.jpg
>>79353600
Robert plz.
>>79353600
RUN GUURL RUUUN
>>79353631
Coalburner
>>79352997
THANK YOU ROOFTOP KOREANS!
send two divisions to downtown and clear out the whole neighborhood
>>79353628
1. For our entertainment
2. Because this is 'murica
3. When something big happens, the scanner shuts down and we can't hear.
>>79353628
This is a scanner. Its not legal to own one
>>79353669
That doesn't look hood
https://www.google.com/maps/place/1726+W+35th+St,+Chicago,+IL+60609/@41.8304601,-87.6688598,3a,75y,288.15h,87.16t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1stDdTj6DQ-9qtewqUaXGihw!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo3.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DtDdTj6DQ-9qtewqUaXGihw%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D314.70779%26pitch%3D0!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x880e2dc5f2652e25:0x768ff8e7e48fab82!8m2!3d41.8304564!4d-87.66907?hl=en
>>79353683
are you implying niggers wouldn't assault you without guns if you crossed their turf
>>79352963
I'm a cop, but not in fucking Chicago. I've got it easy in the suburbs of New Jersey.
>>79352583
I am 10-41 Robert
How's All the other Roberts in this zone doing tonight?
>>79353801
News to me. I have several.
>>79353769
>>79353801
if it's illegal in the first place why would he shut his scanner down just because something big happens?
>>79353384
>>79353402
America has the most lax gun control laws on the earth so even if Chicago has strict gun control laws compared to the rest of America they are not considered strict compared to the rest of the world, they are obviously not working
They need to be stricter maybe even a temporary all out ban on guns for places like Chicago
(The police will still have guns of course)
>>79353879
You ever meet Chris crispy
Where the housing projects at? Where the nogs live at? Don't tell me them single family homes?
Why are niggers so agressive?
>>79353801
My grandpa was a fireman and we'd listen to his scanner with desert.
>drug call
google maps show cops at the same spot kek
https://www.google.com/maps/@41.8665731,-87.6893357,3a,75y,194.68h,85.44t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sx_sc2r6KzEQOiOOggZck6g!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en
10 FO
>>79353883
Finito, good buddy
10-4 Robert
>>79353883
I'm ready to get started with my TONIGHT... posts. Can anyone summarize what I've missed in the pregame?
ROBERT
NIGS ON CORNER DRINKIN AND HOLLERING
>>79353985
except for.. you know... this little old thing called the second amendment.
>>79353985
Won't they just get the guns via blackmarket?
>>79353971
It's not illegal to own or listen to a police scanner.
But you're from europe, so I can understand that the concept of freedom is a bit foreign to you.
>>79353985
Yeah because criminals will turn in their guns. Gary Indiana is like a 15 min drive to buy more guns.
>>79353971
It's only illegal to use a scanner DURING a crime. Perfectly legal otherwise.
>>79354063
FORNICATION
ELIZABETH IS UNDER A BRIDGE (OH GOD SOMEONE SAVE HER)
ROBERT HAS ACKNOWLEDGED
ULULLULULULULLULULULU
Harassing tha cusmus
>>79354042
kek
>gang disturbance
https://www.google.com/maps/@41.8244042,-87.7044989,3a,75y,179.72h,87.82t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1skTlYo4RBdJlhaF1lrdPilg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1?hl=en
>>79354063
>>79346776
Heres for 8pm
>>79353628
This is just general dispatch to give the type of call and location.
They then switch to any one of several tactical channels to exchange the private info. Those are usually coded (trunked) and are harder to scan.
>>79354063
Niggerish behavior
>>79354003
I've seen him in person but never actually talked to him. I hear he's a nice guy, though.
>>79354063
Stolen UHAUL
Body in an alley
Some guy jumped off of a balcony with jewelry
Bunch of drunk drivers
Some guy slapped a 4 year old and ran off
Lots of shots fired
Lots of fireworks reports
"Check your keys"
Lunch shift is over
>>79354063
free tacos
Robert wills these dubs
>>79354110
>muh second amendment
Get over it the constitution was written hundreds of years ago, things change we need new guns laws
Are they not talking right now or is my app fucked up?
>>79354211
Yeah, that's some hood shit there
>>79354226
Thanks for sharing.
Can I get a cenus. Please /pol/
What stream is the majority here focused on and is it the one with the most possible chance of a chimpining?
Has anything worthy of note happen tonight?
>>79354211
one side looks sketchy as fuck but the brick side doesn't look that bad.
>>79353950
Guess it depends on the state. Virginia-fag here
>>79353971
You can't just shut down millions of scanners
so if something big happens they go to radio silence or switch to emergency encrypted channels
this white chick on the dispatch sounds cute
and the black chick is sassy
i'd stick in in their poopers
>>79354114
You would have to make owning a gun a felony offense punishable by at least 10 or 20 years, that would discourage most people from attempting to own a gun
>>79354295
You gotta be on the wrong channel. What app?
>>79354320
there all good man, just sit back and listen
>>79354278
Fag.
>>79353985
>ban on guns for places like Chicago
Brilliant. Then only the folks that don't give a fuck about laws have gins.
>>79354374
If you're planning on killing people that isn't gonna discourage you.
>>79354320
One of the streams has 1357 people listening in on it. There's been a bunch of lulz-worthy stuff, but nothing meme-worthy.
>>79354248
>>79354235
>>79354225
>>79354220
>>79354165
Teeeen-Four, Robert copies all traffic. Time to make the donuts.
Robert.
>>79354320
We are listening to Chicago dispatch. There are three links to it at the top of the page.
Not a real happening, just a normal average day in chicago which includes...
1. 30 calls of "shots fired" an hour.
2. General mayhem
3. Bodies stacking up like cord wood.
You know... Thursday.
>>79354278
communist detected
>>79353835
Little tykes 2.
What happened to the first one?
>>79353233
But Chicago has the strictest gun laws....
WOMAN SCREAMIN IN BACK OF A NISSAN
>>79354384
Broadcastify
Its been on for awhile than all of sudden it stopped,but its stil p,aying
>>79354278
>Implying the Constitution can't be altered.
You get the votes to amend it go ahead. Until that day, SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!
>>79354489
niiiiiiiiiice
how u doin copbro
>>79354484
she scream
Went to Chicago a few months ago to visit a buddy in the Navy. Most of the downtown area is good except for black street beggars (its a large city, shits inevitable). Also almost made the mistake of going under the bridge across the river from Trump Tower, homeless everywhere.
>>79354278
it's like you don't even know why it was written the way it was written...
The point of the second amendment is to provide the people with a means to defend themselves against a tyrannical government. And unless you think a government is the end all-be all of goodness and justice, and will forever be that way, then the people must have a way of re-establishing one that will uphold justice.
>>79354278
Fuck off faggot. You can take my guns from my cold dead hands. Millions of Americans own guns and only a small fraction are ever used in crime.
More than half the country owns guns.
You are asking to strip half the country of their guns and constitutional rights simply because you are a self-righteous faggot. Go die in a communist labor camp if you don't like it, you fucking traitor.
>>79354489
WEW LAD.
Here's a donut
>>79354220
its too tiresome im calling it a night someone else note any nigger/spic incidents
the pregame was exhausting
fair play to the whites on the force. i cant understand a word the blacks are saying. anyone else have that problem?
>>79354329
Where'd you here it's illegal to own one?
https://www.zipscanners.com/resources/are-police-scanners-legal/
YOU GET EM!
>>79354489
We love you too
YOU GETUM GRAMPA
>>79354489
Can you hook me up with the sassy dispatch?
>you get'em grandpa. you get'em
fucking kek
>>79354489
Mobilefag
Robert, checking in, Robert. Been waiting all day for this, Robert.
>>79353631
>report of a woman in the back seat screaming
Why didn't you listen?
>>79354489
Holy shit.
How's it going buddy?
>>79354489
ROBERT
O
B
E
R
T
G I T E M
>>79354374
A lot of criminals that are down to fuck with guns are probably down to die Tonight.
Too insane to be afraid.
Hedonism courses through their demented vains my Robert
>>79354278
>But the constitution was written before niggers could get guns.
>>79354613
I speak jive.
>>79354329
And if you have the broadcastify app on your android phone, it will push a notification to you as soon as a large number of people start listening to any particular channel.
Happens whenever something big happens. You can usually beat CNN by at least 20 minutes, and you also hear all the details CNN is afraid to tell you.
For example... during the last 3 or 4 shootings, we had the full name description and details of the perp before CNN would even start to blame guns..
>>79354489
!!!!!
Copbro delivers
>>79354278
shillin for hillary
>>79354489
BE SAFE BRO
>>79354374
discourage law abiding citizens, yeah... it won't do jack shit against people who already flaunt the law.
evening lads
ROBERT
>>79354489
Tell dispatch that they are our waifus.
NO WAIT DON'T DO THAT.
>But they really are.
Sgt. Beatabitch
>Officer down
>officer down
>officer down
Robert has arrived!.
Beware evil-doers, wher eever you are!!!
I need the DATS RITE intensifies gif, Roberts please Robert.
23
ROBERT
O
B
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R
T
>>79354521
Stop and start again. Sounds like lag. If that doesn't work download tunein
>>79354613
Most Americans understand ebonics
>>79354349
copfag here...
they never are never good looking anon....never.
>>79354722
Was this any good?
>>79354489
Good night senpai.
>>79354489
IM late to the party what's going on?
>Champagne colored Nissan Maxima
>>79354859
niggers
>>79354824
ya I know. I lived with one once. She was haggard as fuck
>>79354489
Let's be careful out there.
Thank you for your service.
>>79354825
it was alright.
Pls ignore this ID:
jBe3jSR+
>>79354824
what do you do when you drive up to nigs drinking and partying on the street corner?
>>79354859
nigs is whats going on
>>79354825
I thought it was good
>>79354619
I had always been told that they were...
Guess I was wrong, good to know.
>jack off with you
wat?
>>79354859
another night is passing in the zoo
>>79354875
nice dude i gotta do this game evry night
>>79354875
they were just talking about finding a stolen car i think
>>79354799
Yea,restarting it did the trick
>2 males racing gokarts
oh yaaa
Racing go karts
Kek
Anyway, COMFY thread AHOY
MARIO KART CHICAGO
>>79354946
I heard it too.
>racing go karts
Fucking shoot on sight.
>two young males racing go karts
>>79354489
Thanks. Be safe.
>>79353233
Why are their so many newfags today I mean Jesus that was plainer than beige.
CITIZEN AT DESK NEEDS TO PICK UP BALOGNIES???
>>79354489
I love you
>>79355038
>>79355034
>>79355026
Now these are my people.
>two young males racing go carts on the bike track
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
>>79355060
Belongings
o shit a red impala in an auto accident. o shieeeet.
That really sucks....
And then, male being choked!
By a black man!
was that a female choking a male?
Someone being choked?
I can't wait to listen to this on July 4th.
>>79355067
>female being choked
why do they always sound so non chalant
NIG WITH GUN IN HIS HAND SPOTTED, ROBERT COME QUICK
>>79355056
sometimes it's fun to bite the bait
lol
>>suspect is a black male
every fucking call
R O B E R T
>>79355026
> tfw u will never do hoodrat shit wif yo franz no more
"They are all intoxicated"
>CHIMPCONGO
God bless you, op, and this entire board.
ALL
INTOXICATED
Robert
BP PARKING LOT
>>79355111
Wonder where they stole them?
>>79355142
Years of practice?
standby for robert shift change
shift change.... you know what that means...
RRROOOOOOBBBBBBBEEEEEERRRRRTTTT!
>>79355142
It's part of their job, they have to treat it clinically, but from what I know, it fucks with them emotionally
>>79355142
they relay this kind of shit 20x an hour every shift every day.
Its impossible to have a real conservation with you guys as soon as i point out the obvious that Chicago needs new guns laws i get spammed with nothing but hate,
there are many ways you could implement a gun free Chicago and it would only be for places like Chicago
>Make owning a gun punishable for 20 years
>Make selling a gun punishable by life in prison
>Arrest all people with prior gun violations
Its that simple if you would only do something like that Chicago would be a much better place,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh75XAB4UxI
WHOLE FAMILY IS INTOXICATED. ROBERT.
of fuck its bridge lady again
bye bye dispatch have a nice night
hello new dispatch
>Hiding under the bridge from the people who are looking for...no one. (audiable sigh)
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