How close are you with your male friends anon? This has always disturbed me. Male dynamics are confusing me.
>>79350348
Enough to do some pretty gay shit
>>79350545
This is the correct answer. Enough to blur the line between a joke and some borderline gay shit.
>>79350348
I'm in the service. I fucking live, work, and eat with them every day. Maybe if you left the feminizied hell hole you probably live in, you'd probably learn that men are literally bro-tier.
>>79350545
The ones who don't participate aren't popular
>>79350545
At least with your female friends you can either fuck them or be dramatically turned away and spiral into depression and drug use. What's the point of male friends?
>>79350725
You gonna show your fellow trannies how to be a real man bro?
You sound like you would wear the pants in that relationship.
>>79350725
I bet you guys have gay orgies fucking faggot
>>79350348
Don't stick your weewee in their poopoo.
Otherwise it's all right.
>>79350348
today's man love thursday
>>79350782
>What's the point of male friends?
Having friends who have your back and aren't going to care tomorrow or the next day about whatever embarrassing shit happened last night.
Men are much more charismatic than women so I think that there's a staggering amount of men who are in love with each other but thankfully are biologically compelled to pussy
>>79350348
>friends
>>79350348
part of becoming super close to men, as a man, is acknowledging that you love them as much as you love a woman, but men just don't fuck lol. the phrase is "no homo".
being gay is a choice. just like everything else that you 'are' through your actions.
>>79350782
having friends and working together to get ahead in life is what life is about.
>>79350348
we send each other dank hitler memes on the daily. and meet in person occasionally to discuss our sexual prowess
>>79350348
>How close is too close?
Dunno, start at about 4 feet and slowly move your mouth towards my cock, we'll see how close you get before its gay.
>>79350348
Being close to men outside your family is literally gay and a product of feminization.
Relationships between men should be strictly related the obtention of money.
>>79352950
Sounds like my social group senpai
>>79350348
I train with my best friend in fighting sports every day
Nothing quite like trying to best your friend in physical combat. We are very close mentally and physically (no homo) and share many of the same interests.
>>79350348
I don't have any friends. Even online.
>>79352754
Don't be stupid
>>79350348
We smoke herb and play vidya.
What else do you need?
>>79353289
Zionist detected
>>79353431
This is true. When you get to be good enough friends to trust each other enough to know you can really let loose and try to beat the shit out of each other for fun, it's a pretty feely feel.
That's a guy you know you can count on or vise versa.
>>79353517
this. for serious
>>79350348
uh i have lived with mates i have known for over 20 years and we dont hug or touch
i am basically closer to one night stands
half of you are gay as fuck
I wish I was a Finn sometimes.
have any of you faggots even recharged your crystal with a bro today?
>>79352552
>>79353517
same, stopped doing drugs and realized the only reason i hung out with my friends was because we all did drugs and i had nothing in common with them. now as an adult it's hard to make friends
whatever though, at least i have the cold metal of the gym to keep my company.
>>79350348
we are holding a dick's length of distance.
so we are basically skin on skin.
>>79353517
start playing counterstrike, if you live somewhere urban you'll find some bros or find them pugging online
it's a very competitive game so the players aren't all fucking cucks
>>79354805
no more pictures, leaf!
>>79353517
>>79353638
>>79354560
I'm your friend anons. Across miles and miles of wires and computer screens, know there's another human being who can relate to you the only way another 4Chan /pol/itican can...
>>79350348
massive personal space, permission to say whatever you want so long as it's correct/honest
if you're making horrible choices or fucked up bad wouldn't you want to know and to talk about how to fix it?
like why would you hug each other and shit? that's gay as fuck
>>79350348
>4chan users
>having friends
>>79353289
Found the kike.
>>79355292
Projection
>>79351967
Yikes, Canada. I don't disagree.
I have no friends, I've had them in the past but I find that friends will always let you down. At this point I'm just trying to get to the end of whatever this is.
>>79353517
I know this feel all too well.
>>79350348
if you cant platonically love a man like your brother you are an actual faggot
>oh those two are always hanging out and always have each others backs
>they must be gay!
i hate people who assume this
>>79350782
Honestly, are you autistic?
Like for real.
A friendship with someone of the same sex is cool. You can be more open with other guys than with girls because there's no hope of ever fucking so there's no appearances to keep up. Had some fun times with guy friends. It's not terribly different from friendships with women, but you just act differently.
>>79356474
>It's not terribly different from friendships with women
Except for women generally contribute nothing of value and make shit conversation.
>>79355486
Statistics
Close enough to hold them down and fart on their face, but not close enough to get a boner because of it.
>>79350348
I only share vices with male friends, we can only hang out if we are drinking, gambling or getting high. otherwise fuck off
I know my friend only became friends with my in the first place because his mom forced him to, and is a bedwetter that has had fantasies of fucking me with a vagina and is insecure about his ability to make new friends and please his family.
He knows that I'm a literally autistic 25 year old bastard virgin that hopes one day his large penis will work out for him, with insecurities about the disability and insecurities about appearance to the degree of body dysmorphia (fuck you /fit/)
You share a lot with somebody you've known for most of your life, especially when you have little filter. We really didn't do a lot of gay shit though, the gayest thing was definitely him talking about the tranny fantasy. When it comes to more recent friends I more or less put up a wall, and then maybe give a few details after we've known eachother a year.
>>79356816
Don't be like that. One of my old friends I basically never talk to, except for a few times recently to improvise lectures on certain STEM topics I know about, told me to go ahead and take care of his cat for him while he had to travel. And then he rewarded me with some food his mom made.
We've had plenty of vices, but that's a pretty shitty and limited way of relating to people over the long run.
Let's actually find out how man friends /pol/ has. be honest.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10635193
feel free to link this to other threads on this board.
Close enough to plan terror attacks in person semi-seriously
>>79357309
1 friend here.
Cmon /pol/... you have more friends than a fucking leaf and an autist don't you...
I can think of a handful of men I would still take a bullet for that I haven't talked to in 5+ years.
I can't think of any women that I'm not pair-bonded with that I can say the same about.
>>79350348
Close enough that I only see him every couple of months
both of us in college but he's always hella busy
trying to get into astrophysics or some shit while pulling intern work. Paid even, the madman
when we do hang its for fucking hours though, always fun. And I'm always a hell of a lot more talkative around im anyone else.
>tfw haven't had a legitimate conversation or bantz with male friend in years, can barely talk about anything other than retarded small talk
>other people in the music scene are insufferable leftist hipsters who act superior to me when I try to be friendly
>>79354487
>had friends but you distance from them for reasons you don't understand
abstract feels
>>79358033
also
>tfw uni roommate and former best friend has gotten all creepy and nihilistic over the summer and I'm about to live with him for another year
Any time I try to talk to him the conversation will steer into some disturbing rant about determinism and how nothing matters
>>79357701
Same here. I've got a closer bond with my male friends. They are way more trusting. Most the women I have been friends with would sell me out for the hell of it.
>>79358033
>tfw you're out of touch with local young person lingo because you're not in the scene anymore
>tfw you don't really care but it makes flirting with girls difficult because you have to guess at what they mean
>>79357309
poll bump, vote for how many friends you have.
>>79355503
I think that most men have had a friendship where they feared they were a homo but ultimately knew they didn't want to fuck an anus so it just got left in some confusing space of formal distance
>>79358235
Prolly Bagina
>>79351862
That is such a Milo look.
>>79350782
>What's the point of male friends?
fucking
>>79358730
No it is far much more than that
>>79358290
Suggest they read Ray Brassier's Nihil Unbound. If they understand it well enough it should kill off their edgy nihilism phase.
the same thing we usually talk about on /pol/ all my friends are working class lads that can't into computers except for facebook
>>79358235
How about you take your anti-social degenerate sorry ass back to /r9k/ you double nigger
>>79350782
People are too weak to live on their own so they have to rely on people.
>>79353289
enjoy loneliness faggot
To hell with having friends, I have kids.
Who rapes kids? Family friends, that's who. I've got responsibilities, and I hate people as it is. I'll have chit chat with coworkers and I'm golden.
if you havent helicoptered your dick in front of your friends, you arent really friends
>>79359331
U a winna hahaha u a winna hahaha
>>79350725
you're a cop?
I have 0 friends. I had some, but over the years they've either died, i cut them off because they started doing hard drugs, went to jail, overdosed and died, or just drifted apart. I have a wife i actually enjoy spending time with. She tries to get me to hang out with her friend's s.os, but their relationships don't last and i never see them again. Now i just tell her not to bother. I just work, build stuff in the garage, play guitars, shitpost 4chan. Every once in a while i shoot pool with my brother. I'm fine with all this. Any other male acquaintances i have just come around when the want me to fix something for them. They're like friendly customers, not friends.
>>79359132
what if ur kids rape ur kids
>>79353517
I have a few but they are slowly going full autismo isolation mode.
>>79357701
Iktf for multiple people. My closet bro who I hung out with every day for years is one that comes to mind though, i had a sort of breakdown and totally shut off all social contact with everyone. Then we met back up and started hanging out and not lo after, I did it again. Now I think it's kind of weird between us but oh well.
I'd still die for that guy. Sorry if this sounds unorganised, I'm very tired.
>>79350782
what is a social resource
what is an emotional resource.
>>79357309
>yfw half of /pol/ has 0 friends
not so lonely after all
>>79359125
> calls the guy saying friends are for faggots a faggot
> enjoy the loneliness
It's fantastic tbqh. I don't even have enough time to do what i need to do, less what i want to do. Fuck wasting more time with some pissy closet homo getting whiny because i didnt call them back or had to cancel plans
I havent had friends for a while, so i dont know if thats something they still do beyond like 25... but that's a big part of why i dont now.
I invited my friend over for a sleepover and we slept in the same bed and in the morning I realized he had cummed on my face while I was asleep
No homo lol
>>79360655
I see the problem, I'm not 25 so I don't know shit about being a fossil
>>79360888
Lmao. Who knows, maybe in 5 years you'll feel like me. Maybe you're the guy that gets mad at the busy guy instead. If you are, don't sweat it. All the guys like that i knew still have friends and do shit all the time. So if that's what you want, you'll just lose the "boring" ones. One by one they'll get picked off by some cunt that wants a ring. Make sure they don't.
t. A fossil
>>79350348
Lots of jokes about gay buttsex (no homo).
I just ate half my roommates delicious ice cream
1. Am I a terrible person?
2. How fucked am I?
Also i'm noticing a lot of Ameritard posters here smoke pot?
A person is lucky to come across one or two true friends in his life. They should be regarded as brothers.
>>79361728
He's a dick if he gets mad cuz not sharing. Especially if you left some
You're a dick if you don't restock the ice cream for next time. It's like $3.
>>79361728
You'd better fucking buy him some something, even if you don't know what to buy other than his ice cream.
Don't be a leech, bro. What you do instead is stop off on your way home and get a huge pizza or a big bucket of KFC or whatever, even if it's gross, but that way you're still doing right by your hungry, gross, poverty friends.
>>79361728
I smoke because it helps the depression better than "anti"-depressant. But I think it might have started to induce schizophrenia. Pot can cause it to surface if you already have it in your genes.
I'm actually in the middle of being diagnosed right now.
>>79354406
Just when I thought I'd seen it all
>>79362571
>almost daily smoker
>brother has schizophrenia
How fucked am I?
>>79350348
If you exclusivelly communicate with bro friends through a shared activity ? Then sky is the limit, delve directly into personal matters ? It becomes uncomfortable fast.
True and best way to communicate among men is indirect, with wit and jokes, nuances, contextual cues. Just don't become a jelly and you will forge an immortal friendship.
Only gay if balls are touching xddd
>>79362749
If you have it in your genes and your brother isn't a genetic fuck up you should stop. If he is just a freak occurance I want you smoke a bowl for me.
>>79350782
If you are are sustained with money from your easy job / parents / the government, and are autistic insensitive automaton ?
None.
If you have a soul and like good time among true friends, conquering adversity and defeating your mutual enemies ?
All the point in the universe.
>>79350348
I had friends until they turned into liberal pussified SJWs and one confessed that he wanted to fuck me.
Now 4chan is my friend.
>>79361728
I hope you're not one of those dicks that labels his shit and then eats all of your roommate's foods.
>>79363566
Labeling your food is a sure sign of shit.
What I did is buy food on my own and leave it in the fridge for everyone else to eat. They ate total crap. It was unbelievable. They needed decent food to eat.
>>79363283
This is pretty much how my story goes. Also had most of them in my group being backstabbers and gossipers. Also "dude weed lmao"
>>79364121
Out of the three roommates I've had all 3 would label their food and throw fits at the thought of me even touching their food, but they still ate all of mine. No more roommates for me.
Who here knows that feel of being out of weed then finding a little baggie in your nightstand or someplace?
>>79361728
just buy more before he notices bro
>>79364235
>dude weed lmao
seriously, I'm the only one of my group of friends who is actually doing something with his life, going to college, trying to get a good career, and all they do is sit around and smoke weed, show off their pipes and bongs and shit.
>>79364427
That's terrible. I watched my group of people devolve that way from a group of people who would cook for each other every weekend, among other things, to a group of people who kept tiny little bottles of cooking oil on the shelf each with a name on it.
Sad.
>tfw I don't have any Male friends
>>79362968
My whole family are pretty much all genetic fuck-ups (skizo, ADHD, Addiction, Autism) so I might be fucked either way..
>>79364574
I can relate so damn much. I thought true friends were people you knew for a long time, but all of those people decided their lives revolved around drugs. True friends in the end are the people you share interests with and I wish I knew earlier.
>>79364651
Wow. I was never even home, just working, but I'd come home to bullshit about me taking their food. I was even accused of hiding food in my room kek. I didn't have any, but holy shit, if I did, why would I share with them when they wouldn't share with me?
>>79350782
women aren't funny lad
men are
>>79365262
>I was even accused of hiding food in my room kek.
No good. Breaking bread together is an important component of society.
When you have a family, make sure to always bring them to the dinner table to eat food together. That's the basis and the nexus of a family.
>>79365262
It's like I don't give a shit if you smoke weed, I smoke myself from time to time, but I can't stand people whose sole purpose in life is to spend their parent's money on a bong with "eight percolators and an ice catcher bro"
>>79353517
>All of my best friends are the ones I met online.
>Have never gone longer than 4 days without talking to one over vent/teamspeak/skype/discord in the last 6 years.
>Got my ass chewed out the one time I was gone for 4 days.
The longass drives and annoying plane flights to meet up are worth it.
>>79350782
>friend who is gir
>drug abuse
You surely described me. Wtf is wrong with me.
>Not having dropped women completely because they're so fucking boring
>Not having god tier male friendships
>Worrying about what other people think is gay
>Being this fucking pathetic
You autists are never going to learn
>>79365540
Thank you, anon, I will.
>>7936560
My roommates were all like that. Imagine the hell I went through for two years.
>>79366001
Sorry, last reply meant for >>79365606
>>79350348
I say absurd things to the guys I know and we see how far we can take it. Latest discussions include making aporno gangbanging my sister while she says daddy, jacking off while fishing, or sniffing bass. It's all about entertaining yourself.
>>79364947
The first sighns are hard to spot just know why they are and try to spot them.
>>79366240
In my experience there should always be moderation or else if you're joking all the time, they'll just see you as a clown.
>>79366401
Thanks, any suggested reading anon?
>>79350782
animes are better watched with friends who love you.
>>79351967
>>79352754
More than most women, but probably less than a wife I had kids with
>>79350348
Well you are a woman it seems so let me put this in terms you can understand.
You are with your female friend and you tell her how much you like her and do things together and just enjoy being around her cause she is fun and interesting.
Then instead of talking behind her back like a bitch with another female "friend" who you also hate about how she doesn't deserve her boyfriend who you wanna fuck and how she is dumb and boring and ugly (which she is no more than you but you say it to feel better) you don't do those things cause the first part is actually true.
Does that help?
>>79367387
Plus, you can insult each other all you want and still be bros.
>>79367728
Who ask you you god damn shit lord?
:^)
>>79367943
>:^)
Don't ever talk to me again, faggot.
>>79368072
Wanna hang out later bro?
>>79367728
>Call a friend a nigger faggot
>He does a 180, bends over, and rips a nasty fart at you.
Only the best sort of interactions between guys.
>>79350348
>Male dynamics are confusing me.
You're a fucking faggot.
>>79368110
I'll get the drinks ready.
>>79368207
no you won't there is literally 0 chance you are going to meet up anytime soon and both of you are stupid unfunny and its annoying everyone
i cringe @ yolife nigger faggot.
>>79368339
So meeting for drinks?
>>79350348
If you are having dick sword fights and there are girls around to get laughs, then that's the perfect level of close.If you are doing that shit and its only guys or just 2 of you, you've crossed the line, pal
helping them pop boils, cut hair when needed, and being honest is good. sharing girls is good as long as you dont talk about it
>>79350782
>what's the point?
So you can diddle their women when they fight, duh.
>>79368339
>algeria is triggered
>>79350348
I had a high school friend that I would hug every morning. We were pretty close. Someone who didn't know us would probably think we were brothers.
Some people thought we were gay, but we didn't give a fuck.
>>79350348
I was in the military and you have to get close with guys. It's not about being gay, some people might argue, but it's not.
I've showered with my friends, slept in the same bed with my friends, grabbed my friends' asses in jest, even fucked a bitch with a friend in the same room. I've never had any desire to suck cock or do anything gay. I'm just comfortable with my sexuality.
Now with that being said, since I've been out my best friend is very conservative socially. The dude doesn't even fart in front of his wife. However he's a great friend and we don't talk about anything personal like that.
It depends on your buddy. Some buddies are more comfortable being naked around each other. It's not gay. You're not grabbing his cock and touching his butthole. It's just a male bonding thing, and certain friends have things they are comfortable with.
>>79350782
Sick bantz
Drinking buddies
Competition (girls, sports, games etc)
Solidarity (have your back in a fight)
Generally not out to fuck eachother over
>>79350348
Do you have something to tell us, anon?
>>79368467
Let's dock bro
>>79368775
if its to seal the deal with some girls playing drunk truth or dare or some shit, im down
otherwise, im down
>>79368145
Don't say it like that. Some guys didn't grow up with a male father figure and learn how to act like a grown man.
Being raised by your mother, she doesn't understand that shit. Women don't understand male bonding.
>>79368852
This guy knows
>>79350348
Male friendships exist to create bonds that are stronger than their separate parts. They are the foundation that society is basically built on.
Male friends are a source of information and self improvement through competition. They are also useful for meeting females.
As a normal male, fellow males worth befriending make life bearable through the worst shit.
>>79368475
More liek ANGERia lmao
>>79368541
A+ post, before this gets 0 replies and the idiots continue to fling shit at each other I wanted to acknowledge and appreciate this well thought out response with a unique insight and experience. God bless you
>>79361728
>I just ate half my roommates delicious ice cream
I knew it! I knew Ito's stories were real!
>>79352754
I dunno I'm pretty close with a few dudes I don't have the urge to fucking them...
>>79366546
Best thing I think is to look up people's stories of the beginnings of their schizophrenia.
Me, for example, had a copy of myself try to get me to kill myself in the mirror. I thought this was totally normal and how mirrors worked. Also, if a group was all talking loudly enough I lost control of my inner thoughts. I couldn't distinguish them from the voices of the people.
I've lost contact with most of them now at 25
Pretty much my life now revolves around working a shitty job and being trapped in a terrible relationship with an awful fat girlfriend who just wants me so no one else can (not that I had any success to start with)
And I literally mean trapped, she'll black mail and post a lot of photos of me if I leave her
t. castrated male
>>79371202
Get a restraining order notify the places she posts to or sue
>>79369852
I have a habit of mis-identifying sounds, like I'll think I hear someone banging on my door, but it will turn out to be my ceiling fan making a little noise. This happens when I'm stone cold sober.
Getting kind of worried now.
>>79350348
If you're "worried" about how close you are with your male friends, your probably a closeted gay normie.
I hate people like you OP -- people who think male friendships should only be about superficial shit, but once you get close to someone in a meaningful way "no homo bro"
>>79350348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbZb8cHKRaA
>everyone's gay once in a while
>>79372553
Have that too, sometimes I hear a high pitched noise and think the antitheft has been deactivated but it's still active
>>79372617
Is that Mo from Dykes to Watch Out For?
>>79371202
You know what to do anon. Tell her to cook you some eggs
>>79350348
If that's what you're worried about then I've got some bad news.
>>79350348
Same can be said for female friendships. Not every girl wants to get up close and personal with pussy
>>79350348
Don't have friends, too awkward for that. And it's also impossible to befriend Dutch people. They're filthy backstabbing hyenas.
>>79350782
Lol. People like you make me reconsider bothering to come here anymore
I don't really have many male friends, mostly because I've been with my gf for 7 years, and if any married guys are here, they know long term relationships like that are the quickest way to lose touch with previous friends because you get so wrapped up in each other (and it's been amplified now that we are out of college). Anyway, the few I do have, we don't have deep relationships. We talk about the stuff that makes us happy, our fantasy baseball/football teams, sports teams, golf, and the like. I don't need a deep relationship with really anybody else because I have my soul wrapped up in a lover. She knows everything about me: my wants, needs, every predictable move and emotion. Why would I get close with anybody else when that sort of relation is going to be fabricated and distant to the one I already have?
Besides, guys who are super close with each other tend to have beta tendencies.
There are exceptions of course, but these fall outside of the normal friendships. First: brothers in arms. Men who stand next to other men, with whom they trust their life and would give their life for. Absolute trust and compassion. That is the strongest male-male bond possible. I truly wish I could feel that sort of bond, but not being anywhere close to military, I won't. A second is actual brothers, but that doesn't really count in this context, since it is innate. Distant third are teammates on sports teams and the like, especially high school and college, where these group of alpha males learn to become mallable to achieve a certain goal, trusting in one another on a level emulating brotherhood.
>>79374062
>it's also impossible to befriend Dutch people. They're filthy backstabbing hyenas.
That's just most people anon.
>>79350348
Close enough to fart next to their head and have a good shared laugh if I want to (but not doing it because it's not that fun anymore).
>>79350348
When I was in grade school me and my friends would show each other our dicks at slumber parties.
I had the biggest boner.
Looking back I dont think it was gay.
>>79350348
as long and nothing is inserted into some one else your fine
>>79350782
Your male friend won't bitch and moan.
I've only ever had 1 real best friend that I trusted like a brother.
Haven't seen him in 8 years
>>79350545
pretty much this
I've kissed my best friends as drunken dares before and the same night one of my friends collapsed on my bare chest and kept whispering about how warm it is.
>>79374880
hit him up on facebook, jaakko
Sometimes we suck each other off or give us handjobs, but we both not gay.
>MFW I got really, really gay with one of my closest friends because he was an incredibly feminine touhou faggola
>Ruined our friendship because he was a hardcore christian and I made him question his own faith
Wasn't homo though.
Gay, but not homo. I swear.
>>79350348
close enough to talk about fapping, porn, sex, fetishes etc but not close enough to be gay. We can talk about dirty things but doing them is only with ladies.
>>79375382
He isn't on it. I had the best summer of my life with him when I was 13. We did some good shit.
The people I talk to now I wouldn't trust with anything.
>>79375684
This, also guys you can have a good time getting fucked up with,
I swear brotherly bonds intensify with each shot, lmao.
>>79375666
>666
>Gay
Checked...
my best friend introduced me to fapping and we fapped in the same bed (although i couldn't cum at that point) with condoms on that i embarrassingly bought at the shops.
it only happened once though.
>>79375961
first time i've ever posted about it too
really makes you think...
>>79350348
Me and my best friend tag teamed his girlfriend once. He's bi. I'm not. Balls didn't touch. It kind of made it weird. But it also didn't bc it affirmed my role as the alfa.
Idk man, you need to set your own boundaries.
For those of you wondering if you would've made the same decision, she is hot, I was single, in a dry spell, very drunk, and still made a conscious not to cuck him, but instead figured we'd could all have some fun.
8/10, would do again if very drunk
>>79350348
Male companionship is one of the greatest things in life.
I always try to have a solid network of 3-4 people I can hang, shoot the shit and drink with.
>>79363021
Cheesy as it is, that was a pretty beautiful post.
