More females are becoming engineers under Obama.
>>79348534
>when your name is two nouns
>interaction engineer
what the fuck is that
>>79348534
I look forward to more engineers of the female in the workforce I speak as a male engineer.
>>79348625
never mind, google'd it:
>In practice, interaction engineers are part of a team. We form a bridge between designers and software engineers, improving communication. Since we speak the language of both worlds, we can help translate and work through challenges that require efforts from both disciplines.
Pic very much related
>>79348534
>Female """"engineers""""
Wow more shit will break than it already is. Thanks Obama!
More females became engineere under Bush than Clinton. What's your point?
>>79348534
>Interaction Engineer
>>79348534
>disproportionately low number of female engineers
>throw tons of money at women for decades trying to get them to become engineers
>doesn't fix the problem
>just make up bullshit "engineer" jobs to pad the numbers
This is disgusting. How can someone who couldn't even pass first year first semester physics be called an engineer
>>79348534
>interaction engineer
So does like actually know shit about control systems and I/O shit or is this just some meme UI designer degree?
Or something ever worse?
>>79348534
>interaction engineer
They'll stick 'engineer' onto any job title these days. Sad!
>>79348681
Sad news brother. They're "engineers", not engineers.
>>79348534
>""""""""""""""""""social"""""""""""""""""" engineers
>>79348534
Frivolous little girl, working a man's job, given to her by a frivolous affirmative action president. I'm tired of it all m8s. So tired.
>>79348842
it's worse.
see:
>>79348726
>>79348726
>the designers can't talk to engineers and need a bubbly red haired whale with a valley girl accent to do it for them
>>79348534
>tfw I'm an engineer every time my boss sends an email saying he will face his engineer look into it
>mfw I studied sociology
>mfw I work for a Fortune 500 tech company.
I'm looking at someone's linkedin account that I went to high school with and two of the jobs they've had were "enterprise sales engineer" and "technical marketing engineer"
They just add engineer to everything these days.
>>79348726
So she's a messenger?
>>79348904
>>79348904
I thought she was an integration engineer wtf is interaction engineer sounds like a lot of horse bollocks pals
>>79348534
>Female """intellectuals"""
>>79348534
What the hell is an Interactive Engineer?
>the practice of designing interactive digital products, environments, systems, and services
Oh fucking hell.
>Look at me making stuff on computer
>I'm so talented
I've seen some high quality 3D porn in my time. Let's see this bitch top that.
>>79348887
>work at subway
>promoted from sandwich artist to sandwich engineer
$15/hr here I come!!
tfw amber is going to complain that she doesn't get paid as much as male mechanical and chemical engineers and that it's very sexist
>>79348534
All this does is lessen the impact of an engineering title. Redefining terms doesn't change reality, it just makes the term more ambiguous. Is there something libs hope to gain by undermining the meaning of words?
>>79349125
Basically
So they're the marketing department?
>>79349021
>>79348726
Might as well call shop clerks "transaction engineers"
Was going to say you could call them "Customer interaction engineers", but then I realized how close to that this was.
>>79349232
this is the surest outcome.
>be female interaction engineer
>make 77 cents for every dollar paid to a nuclear engineer
>claim discrimination
>get taken seriously by liberals and the media
>>79348534
I'm a fast food engineer over at mcdonalds
>>79348681
>I'm so lame and THIRSTY that I want women to double my workload through fuck ups, catfights, petty bullshit and all because I MIGHT GET LAID!
i've got some bad news for you son...
t. man who has worked around many women and also with just men
>women are still perpetuating the meme that engineers are socially awkward faggots that are incapable of communicating with other members of the team
JUST
>>79349224
I'm an executive chef at the finest Wendy's in Canada. My income is six figures and I have a 9 inch penis
>>79348534
>Interaction """"""engineer""""""
>mfw everyone can become an engineer
AMERICA WHY
>>79349224
This, my first thought too.
>>79348534
>social engineers
>>79349445
I'd be outraged at the fact that she makes even that much compared to the guy that studied his ass off.
>>79349548
So, you're a nutritional engineer then?
>>79348726
>making up jobs just for women
And yet men are privileged. I wish someone made up a useless job for me.
>>79348534
>hair dyed
>thick glasses
>cant have a normal facial expression
>fat
Atleast the SJW is no longer indoctrinating kids.
>>79349568
>not being a meme engineer
I specialise in engineering dubs.
>>79348534
>Interaction engineer
>Interaction
>Orders food from a juice joint
>A guy takes my order
>The same guy deliver all of it to my table
>Looks at receipt
>Waiter supposed to be a chick
ABSOLUTELY DINDU
>>79349125
The professional term is "liaison", but apparently it would be sexist to call her that.
>>79348534
>Implying the president has anything to do with this shit
>Implying there's any reason women don't go into engineering other than their own decision not to
Wew lad
This shit wouldn't be happening if Mitt Romney were president....
>>79349783
No, I run the kitchen making only the finest artisan sandwiches and french fries.
>>79349954
>President
I think you mean administrative/diplomatic engineer or something similar, right?
>>79350128
meant for >>79350026
>>79350128
Can you give me a respectable title for my unglamorous career?
>>79349857
>Not in quad theory
Explain yourself pleb
Why does it matter? This doesn't affect our careers as engineers at all. Employers are still going to look at her resume and le trashman it. Let dumb people think they're smart, who cares.
>>79348726
>>79350356
I studied dubology so I could major in REEEEEEEEEEganomics.
>boss, there arent enough female engineers at our company!
>lets just give them job titles that say engineer?
>>79350324
>this is the person shitposting on /pol/
>>79348534
>engineer
>healthcare company
>>79348534
"""""""""""""""""Interaction"""""""""""""""""""""""Engineer""""""""""""""""""
>>79350324
all your hopes and dreams led to this engineer
>>79350324
>JUST
>>79348726
So she translates for the poo in loos?
>>79348534
More people in general are becoming engineers. They are handing them out like coupons.
is an engineering professor an engineer engineer?
>>79348603
All names are nouns.
Does this mean I finally have a chance to meet a girl or do I still have to go outside for that?
>>79349034
Just bureacratic nonsense isn't it.
>>79348726
It's a real job and it is definitely important but not really worthy of the "engineer" title.
>>79350979
Maybe you should hire an interaction engineer to help you meet a girl.
George here is a waste management operations engineer clearing $11/hr.
>>79348534
Guys, I'm a sandwich engineer at Subway and it's bullshit that I have a 4 year degree in Liberal Arts Engineering and an engineering job but only get paid $8.25/hour.
This is why we NEED a $15/hr minimum wage.
>>79348625
>>interaction engineer
>what the fuck is that
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturmabteilung
>>79350324
So when do you go to the barber do you actually tell them to fuck your shit up or do you just plop down in the chair and say the single word "JUST"?
>>79350901
And an engineering professor at a teaching university would be an engineer engineer engineer
>>79350324
NYAN GENESIS EVAN JELLY ON?
* impressed whistle *
>>79350604
>implying this is me
Nigga resembles peewee Herman works at McDonald's along with the overnight shift at Walmart. I sure feel bad for his 3 kids from his fat wife...
>>79350979
It's the current year. You have Craigslist/tinder.
>>79348534
>50 person team
>49 female "interaction engineers"
>1 male "actual engineer" who does everything while the females backstab each other and bitch and moan about the bathrooms or some other vapid shit
>>79351251
>>79348681
You should had studied medicine, around 75% females in all western world countries and most of them are above average in looks.
>>79351516
>work ends, fedl stressed
>go to bar and get drunk with the help of the alcohol engineer
>find a cheap sex engineer to blow your load in
>go to sleep and repeat the cycle until your liver is ruined and you need to visit the transplant engineer
>cant afford it, take out loan from the shekel engineer Mr Engineerberg.
>Praise Obama for making America the place with the most engineers in the world
>>79348534
interaction engineer is an actual engineer hahahaah no
>>79348534
>>79348726
This is what I thought when I saw the title of her job, "INTERACTION ENGINEER". What the fuck, is this even real? That sounds like a stretch, "engineering" interaction. I might as well claim I'm doing the same thing right now by ranting and posting shit on /pol/ for you all to see. Am I not engineering something you can all interact with?
I bet you she makes six figures, or at least very close to it. Fuck this stupid world.
>>79351728
>Doesn't get the reference
>Has never seen 1 hour photo
>>79349483
Sadly this is the truth.
>>79352143
>get caught using the services of intercourse engineer
>lose your engineering job because of your sexist behaviour
>the only real engineer, you, has been let go from the company
>company goes under in record speed, nobody has ever seen a big company crash that hard
>blame misogyny and patriarchy
>...win?
Can those coding bootcamps actually get you a job?
>>79348726
>how to solve the gender gap in STEM
>take a secretary and call her an engineer
>>79352685
No. Actually learning how to design software/websites can get you a job though.
>>79352685
If you see the word 'coding' as opposed to 'programming' it's likely a meme and a scam.
Just learn C, Python, Ruby, Java, C++, BASH, Matlab, and whatever obscure language you feel like and you'll be hireable after 6 months tops
>>79352792
yeah as long as you are cool with having to re-learn your entire trade every 2 years when trends/standards/languages change.
>>79348726
Anyone who improves communication and isn't intelligence or army needs to decisively kill themselves. Non-work for which someone else has to create a value to then pay for.
>>79353029
>implying design standards change all that often
Languages come and go but design principles stay largely the same. Also it's really fucking easy to learn/"re-learn" tech-stuff once you grasp its underlying logic.
>>79350324
he's got the "just" hair down to pact. More pics of him for meme purposes? Also, how old are you anon?
>>79353029
If you aren't willing to learn you will never make above minimum wage, maybe if you have some connections you can get a government job
>>79349034
Well, they can both focus their hate on her, improving their relationship.
>>79350324
Inventory distribution and tracking engineer
> interaction engineer
wtf is that
>>79353396
A degree for being a liaison.
>>79353396
they explan to the aspies on the computers what the guys in suits want
>>79348726
Wow, they're just making up meme engineering degrees now, aren't they?
I work for a large engineering company - he actual people that do technical work are:
F**KING WHITE MALES
Asians
Poo in Loos (but their research is largely googling their job)
But they hire women for meme positions to make it more 'diverse' to have jobs like interaction engineers. I can't tell you how many times I've had one of these overpaid hacks explain something to me wrong, Only for me to want to seek out the real engineer on the other side. Then when I talk to him, it all actually makes sense.
But I'm just a WHITE MALE menace, what do I know.
>>79350604
So a shitposting engineer?
>>79348534
Be mechanical Engineer
>Call myself engineer, Instantly respected
>We have the job title engineer goverened by Engineers Austrailia much like the title Doctor.
>Can't call yourself engineer unless you are certified
>go to america
>order sandwich
>Why is this 12yo a sandwich engineer
>go home
>have gay sex
>>79348887
>They'll stick 'engineer' onto any job title these days. Sad!
This looks like a Trump tweet. kek
>>79348534
>"interaction engineer"
We are literally making up bull shit jobs to accommodate for these cunts. Meanwhile men who are hired on merit are languishing in long term internships.
Made up job title is obvious.
>>79353708
Shitpost Architect you shitlord!
>>79350324
meme engineer
warehouse engineer
industrial engineer
distribution engineer.
>>79353219
I'm in my 30s. I don't have many pics saved on my goytech so I dont have much for variety.
>>79353339
Thanks man. I'll take my work with a bit more pride given this newly given title. It's a great morale booster as I've been at this job for nearly a decade and probably the best job I'll ever have.
>>79352777
trips of truth, kek
>>79353994
Well excuuuuuse me.
>>79350324
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>>79354222
nyoh my god
>>79348534
I know who did this
>>79354066
The fact that you have a job is bretty good. This market sucks balls and I heard Walmart treats their employees well. Also enjoy your new title
>>79348625
>>interaction engineer
>what the fuck is that
A pimp or madame.
>>79349504
Too be honest, they aren't wrong.
70% of my team are H1B poo in loos that barely speak english and need instructions fed to them 3-4 times before they do the job, fuck it up, and then need to be scolded to do it again right this time.
>>79348534
>interaction engineer
Lol
What's next janitorial engineer,
>>79351516
this, tbqh m8.
women are awful. Even full mature, adult women are usually like this. I can't believe they're so vapid and like mental children for so long.
The only ones that don't behave like this are the well-educated, want-to-be-christian-mothers I meet.
>>79348726
Sigh... what a typical not really needed solely there to suit females position.
>>79354603
Hey! That's custodial engineer to you, mister!
>>79354702
Women don't grow up, they just grow old.
>>79348534
>Interaction engineer
You can't just stick the word engineer on an HR position...
lel
>>79350952
Surnames aren't
>>79355848
Wow. At least he/she is comfortable admitting that he/she was born a man. Probably due to autism.
>Safety engineer
>"Slip slop slap, put on a hat"
>>79348534
More projects are poorly engineered!
>>79348534
'The Iron Yard' makes Trump University look like Yale.
>>79357048
Probably fueled by govt programs giving minorities free tuition. Turnip U would be thriving today if it had embraced a policy sucking the government teat to give women/minorities a shit tier education in "entrepreneurism"
If you didn't take calculus and linear algebra, you aren't an engineer. Sorry.
>>79359854
same with physics, chemistry
I hated taking the weed-out courses but god damn am I glad 99% of empty headed bitches can't handle those 3 things.
>math
>physics
>chemistry
the bane of women
>>79359854
>t. undergraduate
If you don't have a job as an engineer you can't call yourself one. It's as simple as that.
>>79352777
>>79354222
Checked
>>79358502
Did you mean "business engineering?"
