>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
alternative
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
HAVOC IN THE STORE
male subject bipolar.
shots fired!
Robert on the loose yet? Robert.
>>79348069
Any highlights? Been seeing this thread for a few days now.
Is Chicago really THAT bad?
Oh, forgot to ask, any UHAUL mischief yet?
First for Robert.
>>79348195
No Robert yet, Robert.
Robert
NIGGAS
>>79348287
had a girl screaming in one tonight
>>79348287
yep we had a uhaul in the last thread
>>79348285
yes
"select all images with popcorn"
Who /847/ here?
>>79348279
Well, we have all lost all faith in the city, also Robert
FUCKING LOVE NIGS AT NIGHT! GOD DAMMIT! FUCKING HAPPY HANNDS CLAPPIN FOR AN HOUR. FUCKING ROBERT GOT I LOVE IT.
let's do this
>>79348310
Niggers. Fucking cuck.
>>79348285
Yes. South side is a goddamn war zone.
Saw last night's thread (one of them) this morning. How long has this been going on?
oh shit robbery in process
WE GOT A NIG ROBBERY
2 DINDUS with .38s Finna rob Big Boss
Me on the left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdpRTw1ieMI
>>79348455
a couple days.
I didn't start the original threads but they are awesome and I'm addicted so I'll make em if no one else if
>>79348069
>we live in a time where I can listen to niggers nig half way around the world
>>79348455
Since the late 60's
>>79348279
Click the scanner link and follow the thread, they's gonna go bananas in a few. I do know when Robert makes an appearance at night that's when they chimp out. HAIL ROBERT! Robert.
You gonna have to go change that radio, cause that's really awful.
2 male blacks 38 caliber tried to rob his boys? boss? Ran in jackson park.
>>79348353
Robert gimme some info on the UHAUL please, totally fascinated by their use of rental trucks and UHAULS. Robert.
Does Chicago have any live street cams?
>>79348069
BINGO BANGO BONGO WE DONT WANNA LEAVE THE CONGO OH NONONONO
>>79348455
the OP started like 2 days ago
>>79348564
Isn't technology wonderful?
>>79348595
Not in the shitty areas because nigs would shoot them out.
Can someone post the movie poster?
>>79348559
Ok, because it's awesome. Going to try to start adding this some into to my nightly routine.
>>79348595
Pls respond
bumping out of curiosity. Is chicago nog crime as bad as they say? or worse?
>>79348069
Chicago has more shootings in three days than our FOB has had in 3 weeks.
Truly an urban warzone.
>>79348595
http://cincystreet.com/webcams/chicago.html
Nothing really great.
>>79348566
kek'd
>>79348591
all I know is that a dindu chick was screaming in one
>>79348595
only saw them in nice areas from a quick google search
>>79348595
yea theres a earthcam at wrigley field, but posting the link is b& because of card stand faggotry
>>79348653
Bingle, bangle, bungle I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
>>79348712
I have transcended into a level of comfort I never thought possible
>>79348783
Rare
>>79348781
Worse
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38MidKsWqE
>>79348810
Cubs are playing at new York so they are safe tonight
800 sounds qt3.14
>>79348781
democrats like to hide it
we can expect between 50-100 murders between now and the 4th of july. independence day is always a busy weekend for nig nog body baggers
>body is in the alley riiiigh? where everyone go?
we've got a body in the alleyway boys
The body is in the alley
/pol/ needs to do a New Orleans and Baltimore stream a few times also
All the dispatchers and cops must feel like chinese smart guy in pic felt in Africa.
>It's all so tiresome
>join into Chicongo thread for the first time ever
>not even 10 minutes in, first body
Is this normal?
>Chicongo
It's CHIMPcongo, boi
>>79349181
sup usmc seal
>>79349245
yes
>>79349245
yes.
>>79349264
you fuckers are impossible to please
I had it named Chiraq the last thread and everyone wanted Chicongo
>>79349245
Me too, my sides are in space! Shows how fucked that shithole is.
>>79348743
Alphanumeric!
>>79349245
>Is this normal?
For thread? Not sure, but probably. For Chicago? Yes; it's like murder capital of the world... assuming it was murder. Which it probably was.
if a chicago anon livestreams the happenings with periscope that would be real comfy
but youre gonna get robbed/killed anyway so theres the risk
>>79349035
shit man, I guess it shouldn't be too surprising.
No wonder there's a general for it.
No more open keys?
>>79349245
Completely normal, expect the unusual too. Massive meme material from all this, massive.
>waaaaaa low low low Nigger spotted
WATCH CHO KEYS
>>79349245
Last year there were 70 shootings over the weekend.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-july-4-shootings-chicago-20160629-htmlstory.html
Watch yo keeeyyyyysssss
OPEN KEYS
P
E
N
K
E
Y
S
WATCH YOUR KEYS REEEEEE
>>79349221
Heres a better one
fucking open keys
WATCH YOUR KEYS
dispatch is mad lmao
>Open key, you trying to buy something
AAHHAHAA ME SIDES
>>79348069
SINDEPENDENCE DAY WEEKEND INC
WAAATCH YOO KEYS
DISPATCH GETTIN UPSET BOUT THEM KEYS
>>79349426
If you keep the radio depressed you dominate the radio frequency and you can't hear other people saying shit. It's incredibly annoying.
Damn it that wasnt a full minute of silence
I'm really happy about this thread. Now you all know how bad America is. I just hope you'll find an ounce of pity in your hearts for us.
>>79349479
Thank you, using this one from now, honestly, the chinese guy's face and what he says is what all these city workers must feel dealing with these maniacs day in day out.
AHAHAHAH throwing "party goods" into his skylight, they doing it maliciously. Isn't party goods slang for drugs? My sides are being ripped apart tonight!
>>79349245
Niggers
>>79349603
>America
*Nigger infested shithole of South chicago
>>79349362
We need drones.
Anyone for a gofundme?
>>79348445
I don't know where this "safe north side" may-may came from. My car was stolen in Lincoln Park while parked outside a Jamba Juice.
After that I moved to Englewood and things are way easier here. I don't even need the car anymore because the green line takes me to work downtown (I'm white BTW)
Should...should we invite /r9k/ ... Im sure the neets would enjoy this
>>79349603
Yes I hope more people see how bad south Chicago is. Meme it Roberts.
>>79348069
BEST CITY
>>79348069
Chicago reminds me of NYC in the late 70's and 80's when cops would go from call to call and it was just chaos. Chicago is in for quite the fourth of july weekend.
>>79348069
I'm pretty sure that Chicago police have seen more combat than our vets. How do they do it?
Chicago and occupied Baghdad sound so identical it's eerie.
>daytime is meh
>night falls, shots ring out at random intervals throughout the night.
>tracers flake the skyline
>sun rises, bodies line the street. Bodies are swept up and the cycle repeats.
How do you guys understand what theyre saying? It's really hard to make out
LUNCH OVER GET BACK TO WORK
>>79349676
Chicago is an extreme example, but a dozen or so shootings every night is the reality for the bad parts of American cities.
Lunch time is over
>>79349777
I PRAY TO YOU KEK, PRAISE HIM.
>>79349773
Redpilling NEETs is good, maybe they'll be motivated to do SOMETHING.
>>79349479
here's a better one
>>79349444
shiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeet
I know we can listen to police scanners here in Burgerland but what about other countries?
DUDE
DUDE
Nog tryn to buy weed
>>79349963
WEED
DRUNK ANGRY POTHEAD HARASSING NIEGHBOR
>>79349738
Fuck drones, we need to be there, in a large bullet proof safari type school bus with a uncle rucks or tom bus driver that hates black people driving behind the wheel. have the scanner going over the PA in the bus and rush to crime scenes.
A drone would be excellent, or some type of hot air ballon a few hundred feet in the air with a good zoom lense on a video camera or two or three, try to zoom into the action. Is that even possible? How large is this area?
>>79349800
Who wouldn't want to kill nigs for a living and get paid alright with a slick pension and benefits? If you're an adrenaline fiend it's the only job.
>>79349902
banned in Germany
promoted in china
>possibly intoxicated banging on his door trying to buy weed
>I live about 45 minutes on public transit from the heart of the south side
>I would never go there and where I live there are no murders
>comfy_frog.png
This brings back some memories
>>79349756
Come on now, I didn't say it was without crime, but the median home price is $370k. Cops tend to crack down on shootings around the wealthy.
We spraypainting the school now
>>79350032
>>possibly
>>79349800
>Asian
>thinking about going to grad school
>"fuck that I want to be a cop"
>don't tell anyone
>take the exam
>family hates me
mfw
>>79348069
AWWWW YEAH WHO'S READY FOR ANOTHER COMFY NIGHT
>>79350044
I remember those threads.
Evening, Robert.
>>79349935
Most first world countries don't have enough niggers to have enough crime that a public police scanner stream would be incredibly boring.
And everywhere else with enough niggers to have the crime to jutisfy it are not coincidently too retarded to operate a police scanner stream.
The us is special.
>>79349136
She says it so casually it makes me kek
City web cams like in NYC would be just too much to ask i know but i crave it for chicago
Nignogs breaking in with crowbars?
>>79349787
Every summer holiday weekend is a bloodbath here.
IS THERE AN APP FOR DAT?
>>79350074
Yeah middle class white family didn't like it either, but they're good with it now that I can get them out of tickets and other light pain in the ass city shit.
Is there an app for that?
>Dark complextion dealing drugs of his phone
Ebin.
>APP FOR THAT
my new waifu
GDK NIGGA
qt app for that girl is thread waifu
>Is there an app for that?
my sides.
>is there an app for that?
Fucking kek, nice banter from the lady cop.
>selling drugs off his phone
>is there an app for that?
holy kek
>>79350122
What about a Sweden rape stream?
>Mick G sellin drugs off his phone....
>Is there an app for that?
>>79350212
search police scanners....
theres a ton on app store or google play
>>79350263
link?
>>79350294
Listen to the scanner you dip!
SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED
>>79350214
Whats up with that? I understand my side being a cultural thing I guess, but I figured the whites would be for a nice public service type job. What district do you work in? I'm hoping like hell I get a decent lotto #
SHOTS FIRED?
I wonder if dispatch/cops knowingly say shit like
>is there an app for that?
as fan service to us listeners :^)
SEVERAL SHOTS HERD NIGGU
Counterfeit money
>>79350263
Probably encrypted so people can"t hear how bad things really are.
>>79350294
This, downloaded a decent free scanner thats pretty much the whole US
OP please use this for when its Robert time
>>79349902
It just captures what the city workers involved in all this must think from the EMS, Fire Dept, dispatchers and cops.
>>79349935
Only other country where it would be so bad and may have access to scanners is South Africa in neighborhoods Johan'burg and Soweto. Think about it, which other english speaking country would have a city so bad?
>>79350032
Yo! Can I get a dime, on credit?
shots fired
>black shirt
>blue jeans
10-71 boys
It just amazes me how casually they report shots fired.
This sounds like radio chatter from a war zone or some shit
>>79350405
What is this Robert meme referencing?
I hope that Robert guy is working tonight. He seemed to be handling all the calls last night.
>>79350451
It's an hourly occurrence.
I support these threads
need something to distract me so I fail my classes and simultaneously learn how to live in Detroit when i'm homeless
>>79350451
Since its 4th of july weekend. Its likely just fireworks. Plus they lost their give a shit a long time ago
>>79350508
even more often than that desu
>>79350485
Robert is a god
>>79350454
It basically is.
>>79349756
That's more to the middle. When people say the safe parts of the North side they mean like Harwood Heights or Norridge.
>>79350454
Chiraq is a fucking war zone. It's no different than Juarez or Baghdad, it just has more money than those places and can afford a good PR team.
"Streets and san" what fancy lingo for streets and sanitation. Also lawrence and broadway is a residential area but there are lots of crackheads who linger around poverty stricken main streets with rehabs and failed businesses. It's interesting to hear what's happening in my city in real time; I'm lucky to be far enough removed from the bullshit
Is anybody doing the bingo card?
>>79350492
>Think about it, which other english speaking country would have a city so bad?
In Robert we trust. Check your keys!
it's probably both fireworks and gunshots. I watched a documentary where south american drug dealers would often light off fireworks to cover the sound of them shooting someone
>>79350454
pic related
Shots fired into church?
>>79348824
dont need no white man,employment,family, i go my spearrrsss
>>79350686
>>79350605
>>79350492
>>79350405
Anyone have a recording of Robert in action?
>>79350718
they just wait till the train passes by here, or prefer drivebys
>>79350784
no need - he'll be live in a couple hours
>>79350686
I'm still a little PO'd that none of us were invited to Yesenia's birthday bash.
>>79350485
All I know is when Robert wakes up and hits the streets, bodies hit the floor and the habbenings habben. It's like when Omar hit the streets in the wire, except Robert only comes out at night. Robert.
Kind of slow tonight
>>79350844
Hope you're right. I want to believe.
>>79349985
This.
>>79350879
Not sure what typical speed is, but it's like not even 9:00 there... give it some time.
best threads ever
>>79350879
It's 9pm in Chicago.
Get comfy.
>What is Robert?
CPD Phonetic Alphabet:
Adam
Boy
Charles
David
Frank
George
Henry
Ida
John
King
Lincoln
Mary
Nora
Ocean
Paul
R O B E R T
Xray
Yankee
In the Chicago Police Department (CPD), the number of a police car ends in "R" if that car belongs to the night shift.
Car #1488R will be called over the radio as "One-Four-Eight-Eight-Robert."
Also, a 'Code R' (called over the radio as simply "Robert") is CPD radio code for an officer-made arrest.
Every time an officer makes an arrest, calls out their car number during the night shift or has their car number called out by dispatch during the night shift, the word "Robert" will be spoken.
JUMPED FROM A FUCKING BALCONY FOR JEWLERY
Are there more black gangs or Hispanic gangs in Chicago?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZyaAD50M5g
>>79350879
The sun is just setting. The nogs will awaken soon.
>>79350879
dont worry, the night's just starting
>>79350879
dont worry man, tomorrow is friday, if its slow tonight itll be made up in blood by this time tomorrow
Man beating 11 year old female
Fuckin nigs
>>79351006
Blakc male beating female!!!!
No direction of flight.
>black male beating up an 11 year old girl
>>79350976
Roger
honest question;
how is it possible that violent crime in our countries
(UK and USA) per capita is roughly the same? am i being naive? even glasgow and liverpool aret quite this bad
2 shootings at least in the last 25 mins...
kibd of btfos crime stats iv seen
9:00 P.M. Calm Before The Storm Update:
>Nig Robbery
>Gathering up some Niggers, a fight might start soon.
>The body is in The Alley. Right?
>(intelligble nigger sounds) Walowlowlow "Buying something"
>WATCH YO KEYS!
>intoxicated guy banging on neighbors door trying to buy weed
>Is there an app for that?
>shots fired
>someone broke someones phone
>Britney's in trouble
>Guy stole something jumped off the balcony to get away
>>79351064
I know, I was thinking of visiting America one day soon. This thread is making me reconsider.
jesus christ america
cant you hold a referendum or something to just nuke chicago
Assuming that posse comitatus could be suspended, how many soldiers would it take to clean out chicongo?
>>79351079
are you surprised?
>>79350976
You may want to include this in future OPs. Here's a pastebin: http://pastebin.com/Q3UtxrWW
>>79350960
>>79350932
idk about chicago but most shootings in my city happen around 12-3
doubt it's anywhere near as bad as chicago though but I can guarantee a gunshot or something resembling one every other night between those times
If they wrote a song about Robert, it might be something like this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDN4L7cAQf0
"OOHHHH BOY"
love these cops
We're not even in Robert's territory yet.
>>79348069
I live 15 minutes away from Harvey. Send help, it's terrible.
>>79351113
OH FUCK NOT BRITNEY!
>>79351135
Not even remotely.
>>79351165
ROBERT SAFE US
>he served his TTTTYYYMMMEEEEEEEEEE
Kenan keets
>>79350984
The dindus still edge out the spics by a little bit.
Chicago is 33% Black and 29% Hispanic.
>>79351109
most of america is probably like UK cept in big nig cities
>>79350784
We don't even know if Robert is Robert, some say his real name is Roberto and he's a very light skinned hispanic, others say he's a city worker pollack sanitation man who was assaulted on the job and lost a few screws or an irish ex cop who lost his badge and haunts the place. Others say he's the last white man on his block didn't do the white flight thing, holding the fort down and doing his thing.
>ooOOOOH boy
>>79351125
Chicago will turn into Detroit soon enough were everyone leaves and the nigs kill each other off
>>79351121
No need to worry. All of the touristy shit downtown in the loop is safe.
>>79351121
Nah dude, America is cool. Don't let this discourage you. Just stay away from sketchy areas in America's largest cities and you'll make it out just fine.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F2WWcB3bbI
Thread theme
>>79351109
Your country has like, what 70 million people? At over 300 million we have over 4x as many. It just seems like a lot more crime because there are more 'people '.
>>79351279
I like to think that in a larger sense, we're all Robert. Each of us have a little Robert in us.
>good night
robert wakes soon gents
Do I grab my glass yet? What time does Robert come out?
>>79351414
robert rises
>The Last Lunch.
Are some roberts leaving. :-o
new thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXNYF30dY9s
>>79351293
This goes one of two ways for Chicago. It either follows the Detroit model and becomes a dindu wasteland or it follows the New York model and becomes a Police State. Both NYC and Detroit were in pretty similar situation in the late 70s, but they've had completely different outcomes.
never a dull moment for the chicago PD
>>79351121
Stay the fuck away from Detroit or Chicago.
We're not just making shit up because we're racist - Chicago is a nigger-ridden hellhole
Imagine a city of 2.7 million people
33% of those are Abbos
And the Abbos are all concentrated in one area
That's what you're hearing on this scanner
Go to the West coast or something, you'll like it better
GANG SIGNZ
>>79351526
but no Oakland tho thatll kill you as fast as NYC will
>>79351410
>At over 300 million we have over 4x as many.
12x, if you measure by weight
>>79351125
Chicago isn't all that bad. It's the South Chicago-Gary area that's awful. Noone goes to these bad places anyway.
What's the deal with this robert guy?
>>79351353
A better thread theme song (even in spite of the fact that it's a bad cover)...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdtpWufCkoY
>>79351616
hes our holy prophet
>>79351526
It's horrible
I've listened to the scanner a few times and it's something every night
not little shit either it's stabbings shootings rapes gang wars
5 shot just heard
>>79351410
more crime, of course. i mean averaged out for population, violent crime is roughly the same (disputed-some reliable sources even say we are higher)
>>79351121
Go to Texas, Jew York or the West Coast. Also Chicago is quite literally the most violent, crime-ridden city in the US. It's not a very good characterization of the US as a whole.
Not saying things are great here right now, but judging America on Chicongo isn't really fair.
>>79351616
He is the night!
shots fired niggas
>>79351616
robert is all that was and all that will be
Shots fired, hispanics and DUI in a VOLVO
What State Is Chicago In ?
>>79351599
Kek noice banter
5 shots heard
bang bang bang bang bang
>shots fired
here we go guys the blood is flowing like water and theres only one man to build the dam
r o b e r t
>>79351584
He needs to go to Portland or Seattle or something. I didn't say that because I'd get "omfg you did not recommend those places, they are liberal SJW strongholds"
I think he would like them better
Other places would cultureshock the living fuck out of Australians coming to visit
Jesus! I just decided a few minutes ago to give this thread a chance and already 5 shots fired
shots fired
theres already been more shootings than we had all of last year.
kek
>>79351727
>>79351718
>>79351676
oh kay...
>>79351526
>concentrated in one area
Your lucky you dont live in winnipeg. Goverment thought it would be smart to build low income house in every area of town. So every area has wild featherheads stabbing people and robbinf people
>>79351526
This. America is a beautiful place and you should definitely visit. If you go to a city, just stay out of places that look like they got hit by a nuke. You'll usually be able to tell where not to go based on the graffiti.If the graffiti is beautiful and the buildings look well-maintained, you're in a hip, gentrified neighborhood. If the graffiti is just somone's nickname blasted on a dilapidated stone wall, get the fuck out of there.
>>79351615
>>79351526
>>79351121
I think it's time for some google maps from street view. Anyone else want to post any screens of anything interesting? Should be fun
>>79351637
even beter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYIABppj5A
>>79351121
anywhere worth going as a tourist is probably 100% safe
police are everywhere, they are organized especially at big events and gatherings
the problem is smaller neighborhoods being left behind in and just outside of the cities, and close to easy drug smuggling points etc. There are so many older buildings that are being built around and ignored that make it easy for them to be occupied by shitty people
you could live right in the middle of a shithole and so long as you aren't involved in the bullshit you would probably be fine
>>79351749
Illinois
>>79351720
No.
niggas fired shots
