What would /pol/ do during the Purge?
>>79334992
Kill George Soros
>>79334992
Kill trump
Bomb the EU parliament
>>79334992
Kill people who upload thumbnails
>>79335093
FPBP
>>79334992
>rape
the movies shoulda been nc-17 desu senpai
Seize the means of production
change the channel
>>79334992
Hello Marketer.
>>79335093
George "the Rat" Soros would probably be running it.
>>79334992
Open a kinder egg
Eat pork
>>79334992
Shitpost here
Be on /pol/ shot posting about a legal happening
Don't do my homework or study
>>79334992
Go away, Holywood shill.
Also, eat all my tendies.
>>79334992
Say Heil Hitler first time in my life
This board is full of pussies who'd be hiding under their beds (assuming they fit), afraid to even go out and change their wet pants.
None of you chickens would survive a real race war
>>79334992
I'd do what I normally do. no one who commits crime thinks of the consequences anyway.
>>79335195
this
>>79334992
Shit tier movie, go to africa if you want to act like niggers.
>>79335793
Who the fuck wouldn't defend their homes? Taking an offensive approach to the purge will easily get you killed.
>>79335793
But I'm a strong big boy, I eat all my veggie tendies
stay put, lock the doors and be comfy while hearing the screams of the retards outside
when i ask someone if they're having a good day
i won't actually want to know
>>79334992
Fap
>>79336103
DEVILISH
Lock my door
>>79334992
Go to the Winchester, grab a pint, and wait for this all to blow over
>>79335093
If I know Soros what's going to happen is that he'll be the one who sells weapons and home security systems. A few days before the purge he's going to say on twitter that he hates the purge and as a protest he's going to spend it all alone with his family without any security and he'll say this just to bait all the nazis so he can slaughter them. Then he's going to try to start massive capital flight like he did with brexit by saying that the purge is going to crash the economy and then when the economy does crash because of the massive capital flight caused by Soros induced panic, when the economy crashes he's going to buy it low and earn billions
Go to Disneychannel.com without my parents' permission.
>>79334992
Hide like a little bitch in my apartment and hope nobody kills me.
>>79335662
>no stainless steel oven
toppoor
>>79334992
Every fucking day you marketers post shit about this fucking shit movie. No I will not see it. Fuck off with this garbage.
>>79334992
Commit billions of dollars worth of credit card fraud
>>79334992
Eat chicken tendies, drink a nice whiskey and coffee, record the happening and laugh with /pol/ at the retards killing each other.
>>79336260
30th post/best post.
>>79336095
Isn't it like the purge everyday in some parts of Brazil?
>>79335715
massively underrated post
as for what I'd do, well, obviously I'd rape, torture and murder a cute teenager with skinny legs and flat chest, film it, and send a copy of the tape to my mother, every single year
>>79336457
Exactly
That's my daily routine
Were the movies good?
>>79334992
kill george soros
>>79334992
Shitpost on /pol/
go to a museum and see if shit comes alive at night
>>79336322
Atleast I have tendies.
>>79336587
Absolutely not
Literally a movie especially made for edgy niggers
>>79334992
sleep
not everyone is a NEET
>>79336646
Those look like shit tier tendies pleb
>>79336646
tendies aren't tendies without the chicken my friend
I'd kill as many t*rks as I can, kidnap some and lock them in my sound proof basement to be tortured thus providing me amusement until the next Purge.
>>79334992
Not watch this shitty movie.
Sage
>>79334992
Do what I do everyday, browse 4chan and fap.
>>79334992
Any sane person with the money would leave. Others who don't have the money would probably form community militias.
But as for what crimes I'd do if I can't leave?
File a tax return claiming 0 income and every possible tax credit.
Pirate music.
Get some pals for wash sales and HFT exploits.
Call up Kim Jong Un.
Park in police only spaces if I'm actually crazy enough to leave my house.
Import some cool but illegal animal.
I'd probably just hide desu
>>79336880
I'm just a diet nigger.
Torrent stuff
>>79336322
Stainless steel appliances are ugly as fuck and a pain in the ass to keep properly clean. Enjoy being a trend worshipping faggot.
>>79337379
>Pirate music.
>>79337509
>Torrent stuff
radical, best be trolling niggas
>>79337379
>file a tax return claiming 0 income and every possible tax credit
Accountant here, God this made me fucking moist
I want them to make a film about the one day in the year when fraudulent tax filing is legal.
Steal a Freddo
Drop buckets of KFC "Special Recipe" all through the ghetto. I want to help those poor black folks out
>>79336587
I saw the first one in theaters. It was shit and I didn't bother with any of the sequels.
>>79336587
>>79336700
>>79338035
First is absolute shite.
Second is passable, if you have NOTHING else to watch.
>>79338035
I'd call them a cult classic. Interesting concept. Okay execution.
>>79334992
Making sure these sub humans stay the fuck off my lawn.
>>79337994
As someone who worked near a KFC for a few years I can honestly say it was mostly white people who went in there. In fact most black people I talked to hated KFC cause it was shit fried chicken and they greatly preferred this other place in town called Kennedy's. Which was a dangerous as fuck place to be near at night.
>>79334992
Probably go camping
>>79337563
>t. Poor kid #2
>>79334992
Manufacture select fire weapons for civilian transfer.
>>79338274
niggers prefer Popeyes and Church's over KFC.
Hole up and defend. I'm not a psychopath or a nigger so I will defend me and mine.
Break rules 1 & 2.
I would go full snake and don't let anybody see me
![2e43d6b99db051192d3a9967f2af3fe1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4tAsirc.jpg "2e43d6b99db051192d3a9967f2af3fe1[1].jpg")
Be a vigilante
>>79340454
Who would you go after? Chad, for making you a cuckold?
>>79334992
I would sage this thread because this movie is propaganda to make the establishment seem omnipotent.
SAGE
MAGA
>>79340814
Chad is in Africa not in the Caribbean you ignorant American.
I'd show you what a real purge looks like
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Days_of_Darkness
