if you were made Obesity Czar, what would you do to solve obesity?
>>79333843
i would make it illegal to be fat
>>79333843
Make it illegal to use those scooters if you are not ACTUALLY disabled. Those fat people can damn well walk, their legs ain't broken.
2,4 dinitrophenol for everbody
200 mg a day 2 weeks on 2 weeks off until 8% body fat is attained
only the strongest will survive
For one I'd strip it of it's "disability" status.
All mobility scooters and handicapped spaces will now require authorization from an rfid chip in your ID card. If you are not of a certain age or have not officially been declared handicapped you will not be able to use them.
If your calculated BMI is over 33, you will be mandated to take regular, 5-days-a-week fitness training programs until you are at least down to a BMI of 25. Similar to court ordered AA sessions.
>>79333843
I would recreate "Death Race" but with scooters.
>>79333843
Refuse health care to problems caused by diet.
Everyone on ANY SORT of medical insurance? From the very start of enrollment you get on a scale and you pay disproportionately if fatty. Same for smokers too.
>>79333843
>cut off EBT benefits
>cut off Healthcare to the unemployed
>make obesity induced diseases null when if comes to obtaining unemployment benefits or disability
Let the lazy die off
>>79334094
Just get rid of the scooters completely, because real disabled people will already own a wheelchair.
Also, no disabled parking for fatties either.
and have all the junk food on a second floor with a bullshit long staircase to the top.
DESU america need a forceful reeducation on many thing.
>>79333843
Make 1 in 100 burgers explosive.
>>79335003
>>79335123
What about circumcision, would you try to ban it?
>>79333843
1) Tax on being overweight, we had that before the english invaded.
2) Remove mobility scooters
3) Compulsory state run fat camps for the obese
>>79334206
Yes, because decoupling oxidation phosphorylation and disrupting calcium sequestration is such a clever thing to do. The obese people are far more likely to die from that due to their... eh 'insulating' fat
>>79335199
Are you quite thin?
>>79335186
I would trade all the fatty banishment in the world to make circumcision illegal.
>>79335186
>Muslim country
>wants to step back 500 years in terms of hygiene
I don't know why I expected anything different
>>79335199
>1) Tax on being overweight, we had that before the english invaded.
I can't find this on Google. Do you have a source?
>>79335396
What is hygienic about cutting off parts of your body but not others?
>>79335199
give them dnp so they lose weight
doesnt matter if they survive or not
the few left will have the privilege and honor of blasting and cruising the steroids of their choice so they can become hella jack3d
>>79333843
Intense labour and amphetimines. Restricted Diet.
>>79335367
/r/-ing that 1950, 1970, 1990, 2010, 2030 img that's been floating around
>>79333843
cut carbs, cut total calorie intake, increase exercise.
>>79333843
Fat FEMA camps
>>79335186
I never said Ban. I said reeducation. For example you need to actually teach the basics in cooking and health.
>gas anyone over 500 pounds and 50% bodyfat, they are hopeless
>invent a technology that shows you exactly how many calories you've consumed today, so no more "muh low metabolism" bullshit
>gas all fat activists
>push "calories in < calories out" and get rid of all the psudeo science surrounding weight loss
>push to open restaurants with healthier foods
>tax the fuck out of soda
>after 5 years, gas anyone still higher than 40% bodyfat
>federal offense if you let your child become obese
>gas anyone who pushes things like "magic weight loss pills" or "lose weight without diet or excersise!"
>>79333843
Remove added sugar from everything.
Remove processed food from shelves.
I would invent stairs
>>79335633
Carbs don't make you fat, you need carbs if you're gonna make people excersise
Outlaw High Fructose Corn Syrup
>that shit's in everything
>>79335507
>needs this to be explained
Try going to school instead of the mosque
Soft drink tax nationwide.
Tax breaks for small farmers.
Tax breaks for restaurants who use locally grown/raised produce and livestock.
Work with local farmers markets to give them incentives to give more bang for the buck to those with food stamps/ebt cards so poor people would have good reason to buy there food there.
Free cooking/nutrition courses in poor neighborhoods.
Just a few off the top of my head.
Obesity isn't just a public health matter, it's an economic strain. Diabetes among the poor has skyrocketed over the last few decades, and tax payer dollars are paying for their treatment.
Lets be real, if you're poor it's a lot cheaper to be fat than it is to eat healthy.
>>79335843
this right here
>>79335741
seasonal licenses (say May through September to save AC and food costs) on Homo Lipidus specimens
tax cuts for human taxidermy businesses etc
>>79335843
But I like fructose.
Remove the idiotic attempts at regulating fat in foods so that the industry can stop adding so much sugar to everything, which sky rockets the caloric count and also prevents people from feeling full faster.
Completely overhaul the school lunch system to remove any and all processed foods. Other countries manage to have great lunches without it costing them an arm and a leg. We have shit lunches.
>>79333843
EBT only works for your diet plan.
If you are on government benefits, you must be on a diet plan. Make it illegal for salary employees to work over 40 hours a week. Obese kids get enrolled in after school exercise activities by law.
>i want my fried chickenz
>sorry ma'am, your approved protein is lentils this week
>I really have to get this work done
>sorry that's against the law, enjoy your free time to improve yourself
Essentially you control people's habits that make bad decisions and help give people that are working their ass off the ability to enjoy life, eat healthy, and work out without burning the candle at both ends.
>>79335908
You know Muslims circumcise, right?
Mandatory exercise (like a boot camp) for everyone who doesn't meet the standard. Refusal would have harsh penalties. (fines, etc. ) They wouldn't be allowed to leave the fitness camp until they are satisfactory. People who give up are denied food for their next meal.
Is any of this possible? Not a chance. Not here in Canada anyways.
>>79333843
Put them all on a wheel like Conan.
>>79336083
How much do you weigh, mate?
>>79333843
are they having a race?
>>79335941
This
>>79336083
You people do nothing but eat fries+gravy+cheesecurds and drink maple syrup. Of course it wouldn't work.
>>79333843
If you have full use of your arms and you still can't do a pullup you don't get to vote.
>>79333843
Make fast food illegal. 3/4 of the problem is solved.
Why are all of y'all going for murder when the evidence points to childhood addiction to garbage?
>>79336195
140 lb. my BMI is healthy for my height and such. I've also been going to the gym for the past year too.
>>79336765
Are you circumcised?
>>79336854
No, I was left intact by my parents.
>>79335741
This is 100%
The added sugar is what packs on the pounds, cripples the joints, causes diabetes and kills the liver/pancreas.
I would also outlaw HFCS.
Eating healthy is expensive.
I changed my lifestyle about 4 years ago and self taught myself how to cook. I'm much better off because of it, but I spend a lot more money each week on food as well.
For someone who is poor eating McDonalds and Taco Bell everyday is easier on their budget.
>>79336963
Frenchie?
>>79333843
Easy as hell, I'd make it where obesity doesn't get you disability money. These people are fat because the government pays them to sit around getting fat. Not gonna be fat when they are homeless on the streets starving because their unemployed asses couldn't pay rent.
>>79336025
>But I like fructose.
Get it naturally, then
>>79336967
>outlaw HFCS.
>Food prices in america suddenly skyrocket
>More and more welfare queens begging for even more SNAP
Thanks you've ruined everything further
>>79333843
Here's a novel concept:
>food addiction is real
>have addiction help available, just like drugs.
>>79337048
No. My dad was a second generation Croatian and my mother is of German descent. I live in the liberal wasteland that is southern Ontario.
>>79337199
Post naked body on /soc/, prove you're a) thin and b) uncircumcised
>>79333843
The guy in blue don't need that scooter.
Add a 3000% tax to sugar.
>>79336083
food is the main thing for weight loss.
exercise only helps.
>>79333843
Deport all Mexicans to Canada (no visas!) and send black people to Africa
>>79337241
I'm not posting pictures of myself online, especially here of all places, for some people to wack off too. Believe me, don't, it's irrelevant to me.
>>79335165
Underrated post
>>79337324
Actually he might be the only one that should be on it. Fatties shouldn't be on scooters, there is nothing handicapped about being fat....youre just fat.
Fat people should have to pay a surcharge
Ban HFCS
Place a high tax on sugar
>>79337324
none of them do
>>79337536
I want to masturbate to you though.
I love fish because I catch it and cook it myself. Fresh fish in the school cafeteria. No more fried anything. We have convection ovens that can simulate frying without all the fat. No breading unless it's beer batter or tempura.
Portion control. Teach kids what a serving size is. Instead of giant bags of potato chips, give a volume discount for purchasing multiple small bags of chips. That keeps them fresher, too.
I like the idea of urban farming and tax credits for anyone who grows their own produce.
>>79337324
Look at his atrophied legs. Clearly he's crippled.
>>79333843
ITS SUPERMARKT SWEEP GOYS AND GIRLS GO GET THE RUBBER CHIKUN GOGOGOG
>>79333843
I'd tie a lot of things to a person's weight
As body weight goes up, these go up:
- income tax rate
- insurance costs
- cost of tolls
- petrol costs
- electricity/gas/etc costs
As body weight goes up, these go down:
- number of channels your tv can show
- broadband speed
- speed limit: "i pulled you over for doing 50 in a 60. your bmi means you have to drive 15 below the stated limit"
>>79333843
Kill all Muslims.
It won't solve the problem but I'll feel better.
>>79337700
>No more fried anything. We have convection ovens that can simulate frying without all the fat. No breading unless it's beer batter or tempura.
the fuck?
>>79333843
Ban food. Food could only be bought if you have individual calorie card. if you overran you calorie limit you can't buy food.
>>79333843
everytime i see one of these fat fucking pigs on one of these scooters my fucking blood boils i just want to kill them all
t. walmart nigger
>>79338033
Why not give them a telling off?
>>79333843
Is this fake?
>>79337885
We have sin taxes here on unhealthy shit, from booze to food that's bad for you.
I guess freedom ain't free so they won't have sin taxes in America.
>>79333843
Method that was proposed by the red cross a few years ago but shot down by congress.
Offer a tax cut for anyone who gets a checkup that year which shows them to be in decent health with increasing tax cuts the lower your body fat percentage.
>>79336056
>implying a burger knows anything
>>79333843
>if you were made Obesity Czar, what would you do to solve obesity?
cut welfare
that's seriously all you need to do
>>79333843
mag dump to center mass
>>79338206
afaik danish guys don't, right? you all have short foreskins so your knob just pokes out
I would engineer a famin that would kill off all poor minorities and leave everyone else asthetic.
>>79337126
>Food prices in america suddenly skyrocket
The opposite happens. Sugar is expensive but American's don't know it because of sugar price supports. Cut the amount of sugar in processed food, now there a glut of sugar supply, sugar price drops. Food prices drop because of less costly sugar.
Sugar production produces millions of tons of wasted fiber byproduct. Reuse cheap fiber in processed foods to make them healthier and reduce arteriosclerosis.
The processed food manufacturers keep adding more and more sugar every year, but we can easily reverse this trend.
>More and more welfare queens begging for even more SNAP
>>79338104
you know it's not
>>79333843
1 cut all welfare
2 cut all government healthcare
3 cut all government food programs
4 end PC culture
5 mandatory military training for 1 year after highschool
It isn't a problem as long as it doesn't effect me. So if they are still fat after this then fuck it. Just make it hard to be fat.
>>79338213
This. Must people don't need food stamps. You can get oatmeal for nothing. What are people eating that they need food stamps? Sugar.
>>79338364
how stupid do you have to be to think any of those things cause obesity
>>79333843
Only /fit/ people can vote.
>>79333843
Those cars are just stupid. If those fags used their legs, regardless of their fat levels, they could get their products inside the market alot faster. Unless ofc they race at high speeds (it doesnt happen).
>79337126
>More and more welfare queens begging for even more SNAP
It's the welfare queen corporations like Big Sugar that get $200 million per year.
We'd have to surgically remove Congress from the Big Sugar teat, but it would change everything.
>>79338681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A5MhgRpda0
>fatty is lazy
>fatty doesn't work
>fatty gets food via wellfare to keep being fat
>>79338681
>how stupid do you have to be to think any of those things cause obesity
He's not trying to solve obesity, he's just sadistic fuck who likes torturing the weakest members of society.
>>79338681
They insentive being a lazy peace of shit.
How stupid are you to not be able to correlate simple shit?
Almost all obese people are on ssi, get food stamps, don't have no discipline, get food from handouts, and have government health care.
I don't give a flying fuck if you are fat. It isn't a real problem. If you can do it without me needing to pay for it then go the fuck ahead.
And fuck all you commie retards with your, "let's tax fucking everything" and "breadlines and GOV controlled diets!!"
>>79339010
you didn't answer my question
Convert all coal burning power plants into green energy fat-burning ones, insert morbidly obese into furnaces to generate power, suddenly rates of obesity drop, as well do carbon emissions and healthcare costs.
>>79333843
Abolish this. Most of the people who use it are not in wheelchairs. They're just fat. We didn't have handicap parking before the 90s, and we got along just fine.
>>79339010
Also. Wtf do you guys mean with wellfare. Its america, the most ultra liberal place in the world.
Wtf! lol. You fags even refuse treatment to someone whos dying at the doorstep of a private clinic, and yet you subsidize these obese people? lol
>>79339118
Your just a commie leach who thinks it is ok to steal people money for you poor wittle tweekers aunt and her obese childeren she pops out for extra money every 6 months.
The poor are poor because they are fucking lazy and stupid.
>>79339232
More government regulations. Those always help.
>>79339232
What about the actually handicapped?
>>79339134
>Almost all obese people are on ssi, get food stamps, don't have no discipline, get food from handouts, and have government health care.
No, that the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Every wealthy family here in our neighborhood has fat kids. Really fat fucking kids who can't even fit in their little go karts. Their mini bikes scream and die trying to lug their fat asses around. They have Segueways and electric scooters. THEY have no discipline.
You want to punish the poor because of what the fat people do, just admit it. It sounds like you're just looking for any old excuse.
>>79339224
I didn't. You were hoping to yell at somebody on the internet and bring your towering logic to bear. I'm just mad that money I make by working is taken from me and given to people who have no intention of improving their situation. I'm all for building roads, schools, and libraries. However the welfare system is fucking busted in this country.
![fat+cop[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yiE3zxp.jpg "fat+cop[1].jpg")
>>79339406
>The poor are poor because they are fucking lazy and stupid.
Do they smell bad too?
>>79339917
>You were hoping to yell at somebody on the internet and bring your towering logic to bear.
much like you trying to argue something else instead of the topic
>>79333843
>solving obesity
All you need to do is increase tax on fatty/sugary foods, remove those kinds of foods from EBT, and force people on EBT to purchase fruits/vegetables/pastas, etc..
>>79333843
Tax light grains, and potatoes. They wouldn't eat as much dough if it wasn't the fluffiest kind. Ban trans fats like other countries do. Tax sweetened foods. Ban aspartame and legalize cyclamate. Tax shit deep fried in cottonseed/soy oil and such. KILL THE FUCKING CORN SUBSIDIES.
>>79333843
I would abolish the position of obesity czar as that has no purpose in an open and free society.
>>79340274
Sure. Remember /pol/ is satire. Next time you go shopping play the 'who's using ebt' game. You might surprise yourself.
1.Make gear legal
2.Have mandatory cooking/nutrition classes
3.Have mandatory weight training class for all students all 4 years of high school
4.Import attractive women from foreign countries to skew the female to male ratio at about 1.25:1, that way men have more options and thus are more motivated to improve themselves and women have to stay trim and fit
5.Remove feminists, communists and Marxists...give them a helicopter ride so to speak
>>79333843
STOP SUBSIDIZING CORN
>>79340589
who or what are you even trying to argue
>>79339406
>Your just a commie leach who thinks it is ok to steal people money for you poor wittle tweekers aunt and her obese childeren she pops out for extra money every 6 months.
Commie? Seriously? You actually think there are communists anywhere in the world? Thanks for proving your single digit IQ.
>The poor are poor because they are fucking lazy and stupid.
Most of the people who work 2 jobs or more are not wealthy. They're poor. I think the guy who cleans those nasty french fry machines at McDonalds works MUCH harder than some golfing CEO.
No. it's really all about availability of opportunity, mobility in the economy, velocity of money and concentration of wealth.
The poor are the elderly, the children of deadbeat dads, military soldiers, the mentally ill and the working poor. That's who you're trying to punish.
If you're born into a poor family, the chances overwhelmingly are you're going to remain poor because you have no money for advanced education and little access to opportunities.
You might be able to work you way up, but a lot of people who live paycheck to paycheck find themselves on the street through no fault of their own. Most of the poor are the working poor like this.
>>79341125
Nobody and Nothing respectively, but you will still remember.
Fat people internment camps.
They aren't allowed to leave until they lose the weight.
>>79341272
They're poor because they spend their money on meaningless trash
You are a faggot
>>79341492
>You are a faggot
Hey, just because I let you suck me off doesn't mean I'M the faggot.
>>79341272
>I think the guy who cleans those nasty french fry machines at McDonalds works MUCH harder than some golfing CEO.
It's not about working hard, it's about creating value.
Mandatory diet of fish and veggies, and a limited amount of fruit (like apples, not like mangoes).
>>79333843
Easy, I would add more government regulation mandating bigger scooters. Now everyone can cruse comfortably.
>>79333843
Nuke USA and Mexico
>>79341787
This and it is about working smarter and not harder.
Make fatty foods not eligible for purchase using food stamps.
>>79335199
I actually feel okay with training camps for fatties. We're becoming weak and soft.
>>79342259
RETARD ALERT RETARD ALERT RETARD ALERT
>>79333843
Fat tax.
>>79342378
Why?
Tax processed food/drink with over 20g of sugar.
Tax high fructose corn syrup.
Tax vidya.
Advocate to the Dep. of Ed. to introduce cooking classes for actual meals (no cake, cookies shit)
>>79333843
i hate fatties as much as the next guy but like so many other issues this is a freedom issue. they are free to be fat, its that simple.
and as fat czar i promise that regular people won't pay one single fucking cent of your fatty fat ass related injuries or illnesses. fatties will not be subsidized. there will be no incentives to lose weight. you will be overlooked and forgotten as if you committed suicide. as fatties you have shown a lack of will and substance which will preclude you from holding any official position. the us doesn't need more weak minded public servants.
>>79333843
Nothing. I'm a Libertarian.
>>79333843
Legalize hunting them.
>>79342486
Because fatty foods aren't bad for you.
>>79342755
Oh I wasn't being scientifically accurate. I mean to say unhealthy foods like potato chips wouldn't qualify.
>>79333843
Repeal the Americans With Disabilities Act.
If stores didn't have to have handicapped spaces and mobility scooters, the obese would be deprived of food until hunger made them thin enough to move under their own power.
>>79342755
It depends on what kind of fat you're talking about. Olive oil and fish is ok. But a lot of the processed foods can cause problems in the long run.
>>79342378
Stfu retard
>>79342696
This looks just the target I go to in Arizona.
>>79343790
Then you need to improve your aim, how could you miss her?
>>79333843
Whales belong in the sea.
>>79343790
>This looks just the target I go to in Arizona.
which looks suspiciously like every other target in the country
>tfw lost 115lbs in a year and now have loose skin on my stomach and ass
Don't go as fast and hard as I did. At least now I have sick forearm veins and defined face/jaw.
>>79344303
Congrats Anaon.
Did you have an insurance expenses related to your obesity? What do you think about if your insurance would cover the skin surgery since you're saving them money now?
>>79344522
>insurance
I lost that weight while living off money from my dead father, tb h. Didn't have insurance, money almost gone, applying for jobs now, but it's suffering.
>>79344648
I see, thanks for answering.
>>79333843
Kill the obese.
Outlaw obese causing foods (fast food, candy, soda, mac n cheese, etc.)
>>79333843
Cut benefits to fat people without an actual endocrine problem
>>79339231
You've never seen what happens when you try to cremate a morbidly obese person have you?
>>79334448
^this and rework food stamps to be more like wic. No junk food or processed foods. Only whole foods and water.
>>79339231
>>79345909
I don't get scoters my only fat friend never uses one nor handicap parking. He got type 2 and is a 500 pounder. Yes he is a fat slob but the dude has a heart is gold. He just eat and eat and fucking eats. I never knew someone could eat fast food and processed food to such a disgusting degree.
>>79333843
Mandatory carving.
>>79334493
I laughed way too hard at that pic.
>>79337126
>>Food prices in america suddenly skyrocket
>>More and more welfare queens begging for even more SNAP
No, actually rising food prices would force these welfare queens to actually cook. Poor people eat fast food because it's cheap and easy.
>>79333843
Ban those fucking carts. I see young, non-obese people using them all the time.
>>79333843
>Run a massive shaming PR campaign for fatties
>Encourage discrimination against Fatties
>Watch as they naturally thin do to lack of funds for food stuffs
>>79351108
People with heart conditions or other medical issues out their friendo, some of them are not obese.
>>79333843
Tighten what's eligible to be bought with gimmebux.
>>79351327
Then why don't they have their own carts?
>>79337007
Why is the US backwards on this?
I can buy food and make 4 meals of chilli or curry with rice for like £3. McDonalds meals are like £4.50 each
>>79351523
>I can walk the distance from the Handicaped spot to the motorized cart
>Costs for a power wheelchair vary tremendously, starting around $1,200-$1,500 and going as high as $30,000.
>God knows what a vehicle that supports that costs
American health insurance covering that? LOL
>>79351523
Those things are expensive and disabled people don't exactly get around much if they're on government assistance. There's just no real reason to own one if you have a car since most stores will have scooters they can use. Young people on them probably aren't disabled though, just assholes having fun.
>>79351108
mostly old and disabled people use those carts where im at annon they are important so they can shop
now occasionally the fattest fat fatty will get one but it helps normal people more then it helps whales
i think we should tax people over a certain weight more call it a fat tax and give them a financial incentive to get off their ass.
>>79333843
Kill the fat people. It's the only way.
>>79351963
Oh missed something. Some people have temporary health issues. If it was a permanent thing insurance might cover the powerchair and vehicle.
>>79351984
>Young people on them probably aren't disabled though, just assholes having fun.
Niggers of all ages (but mainly young kangz) in my Kroger ride them EVERYWHERE.
Make it Illegal to be X body fat percentage unless you have a real medical reason (you're in a fucking wheelchair and can't exercise properly) even then though, stop eating shit food.
Ban all mass market food chains from operating in the country. Local food mom and pops only. No more chains. Fast food was a mistake.
>Go to store to buy groceries
>get some junk shit every now and then
>eat it
They could literally take out half the sugar and salt from all this fucking food and it would taste no different. They could then take a further 25% and make it taste slightly different and be 200% healthier for you.
What the fuck is this bullshit. I started trying to eat milk chocolate again after eating 90% dark for so long and it tastes like literal shit. It's just 300% sweet with no flavour what so ever. It's just sugar.
>>79334764
This already exists. It's called a risk pool.
>>79338681
not very at all dipshit
>>79333843
All fatties are to be followed around by tuba players and anyone who watches them eating must point & laugh
>>79341787
>It's not about working hard, it's about creating value.
What is that some kind of new age metaphysical bullshit? "Creating value", really? Did you seriously fall for something that obviously retarded?
I have an MBA. I study this shit for a living. The reason CEOs are running their companies into the ground is because they trade-off too much line production for their own personal enrichment.
Let's say a CEO makes 200x what his average worker makes. That means he would have to "create the value" line production output of 200 skilled workers. Does he? Of course not.
>>79335396
>Because washing your dick in the shower is so difficult
Decapitate yourself. Your hair will be so much cleaner.
>>79333992
why isnt this a thing? unless you legitimately have a medical condition, not a meme made up self diagnosed one, there is zero excuse.
