Hey guys, I've been in a coma for the last 6 years. Can you fill me in on important things that I have missed?
Your country is even shitter
>>79332002
go back in a coma, it's for the best
>>79332002
its 2016
The new star wars sucked
>>79332275
There's a new star wars? really?
Also an old friend told me a joke today that Donald Trump was a running for president of the US
>>79332625
He is.
The alternative is Hillary Clinton
She's being investigated for treason
Apparently she's also a psychopathic murderer
You think I'm joking, but I can't say it any other way.
She's a demon and she's getting real close to being the leader of our country.
God help us all if she gets it.
>>79332933
How could everything turn to this much shit in only 6 years? What happened?
>>79333243
The jews are winning
>>79333243
Jews happened.
>>79332002
Rio was a great choice for the Olympics
>>79333243
>>79332933
>>79333828
This is a funny time to ask this but seriously, how can we "Stop" the jews? They have a hand in all the elite shit that I haven't once seen how to stop it. Or are we too far gone?
>>79332002
Bill looks pretty ill
>>79332002
Nigel Farrage made Britain geat again.
>>79332002
Jews nuked yemen. Twice. Nobody called them on it, and it wasn't shown in mainstream media in the US or EU.
Britain is still in the EU
>>79332002
UK has been more interesting for a week now with it's referendum for leaving the EU and how it affects the EU.
Probably would want to get into Game of Thrones as that was first released in 2011.
Probably want to see if it is to your taste.
World turning to shit in a lot of ways due to globalisation, for Ireland it would probably get sucked into the whole EU super state thing which might happen where all EU member states will have their laws stripped and will have their laws dictated by Brussels in Belgium.
France and Germany might be the first to do this, but this is very early and information for this was leaked so it isn't official news.
There are a lot of world matters to catch up with.
As for middle-east bullshit the new top terror group is Islamic State or ISIS who are tearing up Iraq, Syria and a few other places, but the world media indicate the terrorists are losing their war.
ISIS idiots are the ones who might successfully pull off a terror attack like Al Qaida has done in the past, usually at the cost of their lives.
As others have said Jews are fucking with the world more than ever before.
Other news Kek wills the UK leaving the EU.
>>79332002
Both Irelands are better at football than England will ever be.
How would you go about framing Bill for Hillary's murder?
>>79332002
next gen consoles are shit
>>79332002
to sum everything up -
- Europe is now 20% black/arab
- Britain left EU and EU is about to collapse
- End-of-the-world scenario financial crisis is coming in autumn
- Middle east is now scorched earth controlled by the Islamic State, who's at war with Russia.
- US forming a panamerican union with Mexico and Canada
- US forming an international UN police to control it's citizens
- Ukraine is split into 3 parts divided by the government, Russia and rebel factions
- Europe is about to have a civil war and people are getting arrested for speaking against the government
- Incest and bestiality is now ok
- Major terror act rate is now 1 per month.
These 6 years were a wild ride.
>ITT: fucking delusional kids who think things were better in 2010 and fail to see that they were just young and naive
realistically nothing has changed or at least not gotten worse, the whole gender thing has gotten a little bit more mainstream but that's about it
>>79332002
You're a cuck now
>>79334199
ISN'T IT FUNNY?
>>79334920
You are wrong. Brexit would have never happened in 2010
>>79332002
go back
>>79334813
>Incest and bestiality is now ok
Thank god
>>79334920
oh and brexit, other than that some shit has gotten worse but other have gotten bette, overall it's kinda the same, 6 years is nothing
>>79332002
fuck off
>>79332002
most based man in Europe.
>>79334920
I don't recall people being thrown into prison for shitposting on facebook. Neither do I recall niggers raping children in the streets or muslims shooting up places routinely.
>>79332002
We seem to get these kind of posts every now and again.
I wonder how many are actually true.
>>79334438
>>79334985
>>79335185
> not laughing any more.jpg
>>79335124
s-sauce
>>79334271
At least I have this diamond to cling to among all these shitty developments. Did jews really nuke Yemen? No one is answering me on facebook.
>>79335035
This, there was no appetite for it nobody cared, in fact brexit would not have happened if merkel didn't invite hordes of rapefugees into Europe, most people have no sympathy for that scum only champagne socialists
>>79335597
>because none of you have ever had a real job.png
>>79335756
Not openly.
No one you message on facebook will likely know anything about it.
>>79332002
Did you have that post the whole time you was in a coma?
>>79335597
watched that video like 10 times. The salt levels were just incredible the feeling you get that he put up with this shit for almost 20 years to ay this in the end was great.
>>79336116
>*pose
ffs
>>79335645
grisaia
>>79332002
Just go back to sleep
>>79334813
I bet there will be a civil war...but how? What will you guys fight with?
Why are the police and army such cucks?
>>79335807
In our media they've been going mental about how it was such an inappropriate remark to make, but he's just saying what everybody is thinking
>>79332002
>I JUST WOKE FROM A COMA
Go juggle your potatoes. We're not here for your personal needs.
>>79332002
i've got bad news if you were a fan of jimmy saville or rolf harris...
>>79336347
Yeah it's great, and I only follow British media anyway (I'm just in Aus for work). Thought this made me happy, Aus and Britain standing together, usually Aus news is what you see on the side panel in pic related.
>>79332625
>Also an old friend told me a joke today that Donald Trump was a running for president of the US
>told me a joke today that Donald Trump
Confirmed for not being in a coma
I believe my note on this matter will be disregarded but here goes, Egypt's had 3 revolutions since 2010.
>25th Jan 2011,The first to remove Mubarak from his position as EG president.
>Late 2011, the military took control.
>Mid 2012, provisional government takes over
>2013, Muslim brotherhood nominee becomes president.
>2014, so-called military coop to remove the Muslim Brotherhood from power and then the military takes over again.
>2016, everything is still shitty in Egypt.
Oh and by the way in 2015 An Italian guy called Julio Regina was tormented and killed in Egypt presumably by the local police.
And yeah Brexit and Trump and other stuff.
>>79336293
you can manufacture weapons yourself. Explosives, slingshots, bobby traps, arbalests and even guns (you can buy a "fake" gun that is usually for gas-rounds and drill through the barrel, works like a normal one then)
>>79336817
he was killed by the military, not the police. Got tortured by the creative usage of a car-battery
>>79336293
How could there be a civil war?
Besides whats the problem with some refugees, I've noticed people talking about them in my area. Are they really so bad?
>>79336495
Shit I was quite the fan of Rolf Harris, just learned hes in jail for being a pedo.
>>79336122
Bet part is Juncker getting so ass shattered he tried to stop the press from photographing Nige's smug mug.
>>79332002
Hit the gym white nigger bro, gotta get those gainz back
>>79332002
Here`s 2010-2014:
http://worldtimeline.info/wor2010.htm
http://worldtimeline.info/wor2011.htm
http://worldtimeline.info/wor2012.htm
>>79336817
Egypt is that sandy shithole niggers keep talking about right?
>>79332002
you didn't wake up
this is hell
>>79337107
It's not been confirmed yet, so don't cuck around.
And no, I know better, they suspect the local police's killed him.
>>79337417
You don't know the half of it.
>>79334074
Why doesn't Saudi Arabia just go into Israel? USA is in bed with both, so it's just going to sit by and watch.
>>79332002
go back to your coma
will be better trust me
![Slums_of_Egypt_Cairo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iyj9oxY.jpg "Slums_of_Egypt_Cairo[1].jpg")
>>79336817
Egypt, you looked so much better with just pyramids.
Why you gotta build this shite?
>>79337168
>just learned hes in jail for being a pedo.
so is jared the subway guy.
you did you into coma anyways?
>wakes up, logs onto pol
yep ma'am, im afraid hes completely retarded and useless now
>>79332002
>Ireland is fucked
>Obama sucks
>The EU is a prison
>Donald Trump will save you.
You weren't in a coma you liar.
>>79332002
Potatoniggers are still irrelevant.
>>79332002
We a superstate nao ginger bro
We're one country, one nation
How does it make you feel?
>>79337168
>Refugees.
That is the main crisis of the EU with many migrants coming in, escaping conflict in the middle east or just coming here to exploit the benefit system in EU countries with Germany partaking in this more than others it seems, but many other EU countries are getting cucked all the same.
The migration into Germany has made the rapefugees issue more clear, ISIS terrorists are exploiting it to have ISIS sleepers infiltrate and cause chaos when asked to and many countries complain of loss of sovereignty.
Main issue with many refugees are that they don't assimilate, political correctness means their crimes are often not punished or punished hard enough compared to native population and natives speaking against their presence are often considered as racist and they can get arrested for that without using any actual offensive language under certain circumstances.
Many EU countries welcome refugees and other immigrants for cheap labour and disregard how this affects the native populace.
Civil war might could be the native populace rebelling against government, cucked native populace and the refugees/ immigrants; but no such perfect storm has not happened so far and the numbers against the native populace makes this unlikely.
yfw 2010 was 6 years ago
>thread theme https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cLoytewvn0g
>>79338441
The world has actually ended in 2012
>>79338528
really makes you think
>>79338095
>>79338068
I was driving on LSD and crashed. They say I'm lucky to be alive but after reading this thread I'm not so sure anymore.
>>79334199
>>79334985
>>79335597
>yfw you realise if you had been in a coma for 6 years, you wouldn't know who based farage was
>>79338047
I don't know, please invade us. I'll work as a slave for your beautiful white women and lick their feet and ankles.
>>79332172
Says the Brexit fag
>>79339367
The fuck you on about newfag?
>>79339348
well the EU the european union has gone to shit.
brown people keep flooding in mass to europe for political corectness
the US is gonna die a horrible painful death either way in november
political ideologies have gone full retard in the last 6 years, obama is still a complete shithead like we said back then.you've missed a trillion happenings, like yellowstone might set off at any time causing a global ice age.
you missed ebolachan and now theres a legitimate cult of happenings on /pol/.
i'd say sit back and watch the ride, get a pint while your at it m8.
>>79339719
>implying anybody actually KNEW about him
I'm aware he existed before that point.
>>79332002
GO BACK TO SLEEP.
TRUST ME.
>>79339575
> exiting a cuck authoritarian union
> fag
Pick one.
>>79340554
I don't understand what that guy is trying to say.
Is he mentally ill? You can't be a muslim and a queer..
What... happened to the children?
4chan has new memes
>>79340834
I'm honestly convinced CERN fucked something up and pushed us into a horrible alternate dimension.
>>79340834
GO
BACK
TO
SLEEP
>>79341095
>>79340834
Listen to us you fool.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Odyssey_(TV_series)
>>79340834
We've regressed.
This is now OK to basically everybody outside of /pol/ and related mindsets.
>>79332002
Did you ever see idiocracy?
We're all cucks now.
>>79341366
>idiocracy
That would be an improvement over the present situation.
>>79332002
Well...
You know how there were two genders....
things are pretty much the same as 2010
except fringe left beliefs have become mainstream
and many otherwise apolitical or moderate left people have turned against this
people are very bitter and angry
donald trump
>>79342036
...now it's Baskin Robbins.
>>79341313
Honestly, to a certain extent I could handle the civil tensions in Europe thing.. but this..
I really don't know what to think. It must just be a phase
>>79342683
>It must just be a phase
Yes, the last one.
>>79332002
Do you know who this man is?
>>79332002
>>79332625
>>79333243
>>79335756
>>79337168
>>79339348
>>79340834
>>79342683
>/pol/ - Roleplaying and Fantasy
>>79335124
Jesus, I literally just jerked off and have to wait before I can go again.
>>79332002
the world is still shit coma retard go back to sleep
>>79342683
wait till you hear about the aliens.
Tunisia,Egypt & Yemen gov coup d'états. Libya civil war where hillary clinton u.s prez. candidate got americans killed from failed admin. & is being investigated for private emails/treason. South Sudan becomes country. 9.0 triggers tsunami in japan & causes nuclear powerplant meltdown & radioactive sushi. Syria civil war creating millions of refugees. Sweden Germany France UK Belgium & others become suicidal and open the floodgates so not only refugees come in but millions of uneducated able-bodied migrant Muslim men from the Stans, Africa, and Middle East come in and literally just rape and pillage every white person they see and the white people cheer it because rapists are better than racists. outside politicians' ivory towers multiCULTi has failed, and the Pendulum is now starting to swing right and people are rising. prince william has royal wedding with a hooker. Bin Laden killed in US ops in Pakistan. 1st artificial organ transpant w/ fake windpipe. NASA space shuttle program has been terminated. no more rockets. Breivik kills 77 teenagers in Norway. Occupy Wall Street Protests happen where smelly hippies don't even know what they're protesting. Now 7 billion people in the world. US ends Iraq War. Steve Jobs dies, Kim Jong Il dies, now replaced w/ Kim Jong Un. EU vs. Iran trade wars. Greek debt crisis & EU bailout. oustings in Mali, Guinea-Bissau & Côte d'Ivoire. N.Korea satelite explodes violating UN. London olympics 2012. worst power outage 620 million in India. shooter kills 12 during movie premier. Curiosity rover lands on Mars. Bionic eyeball. skydiver becomes 1st person to break sound barrier freefalling from outerspace. israel kills hamas leader. huge typhoon in philippines.neil armstrong dies. obama reelected. guy shoots 26 kids in elementary school. largest meteor in 100 year strikes chelyabinsk. 3d printer creats lab-grown earlobe. PopeBenedict XVI resigns, replaced by Francis I the Antichrist. Central African Republic civil war. (contd)
Cyprus banking crisis & bailout. Boston Marathon terrorist bombing. huge building collapse in bangladesh killing thousands. edward snowden exposes U.S gov mass surveillance program, asylum in russia. 2,600 killed in Egypt camp raid. 1000s killed syria chemical attack. al shabaab terrorist attack kills 62 kenya shopmall. Saudi Arabia rejects a seat in UN. Iran limits nuclear program for sanction relief. chavez & mandela die. Ebola outbreak killing 11,000 people, reaches US. sochi olympics. belgium legalizes euthanasia. Ukraine civil war, Crimea, Donetsk, Luhansk, Novorossiya. Malaysia Airplane completely disappears, hundreds missing. no wreckage. 300 girls hostage in nigeria. korea ferry sinks. fifa world cup 7-1 Germany/Argentina. 2000 palestinians killed by israel. Another Malaysia airplane this time shot down by Ukraine, contained 100 top AIDS researchers. Embargo lifted from Cuba. Robin Williams chokes self to death with belt while fapping. Joan Rivers killed after revealing Michelle Obama is a tranny. The rise of Islamic caliphate ISIS, destroys ancient cities & takes over Syria & Iraq. 4chan meme magic gets depressed pilot to crash a plane in the alps w/ no survivors. over 9000 dies in Nepal earthquake and over 9000 in bangladesh. Ireland legalizes fag marriage. Fag marriage legalized all 50 states in USA. Weed legalized in CO, AK, DC, WA. Mecca Hajj stampede kills 2000 people. Liquid Water found on Mars. Russia airstrikes ISIS. turkey suicide bomb kills 100. hurricane patricia most intense ever recorded. Terrorist attack/hostage in Paris 130 dead. Bruce Jenner becomes Caitlyn Jenner. most powerful druglord Joaquin Guzman captured. Zika virus epidemic causing babies to be born with pinheads. N. Korea launches rocket into space. Belgium terrorist attacks kill 250. Panama papers release millions of confidential documents of corporations invading taxes and fucked up shit. UK leaves the EU. now another suicide bomb in turkey. there are also 58 genders now.
Oh and Donald Trump is running for president.
>>79343295
keke
It's considered normal to be transgendered now. You're even regarded as a hero for mutilating your gentiles.
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>>79344583
"We didn't start the fire, it's been burning since the world's been turning"
>>79344507
>>79344583
damn.
actually seeing it all listed out like that.
All sorts of wild shit happened didnt it.
>>79332002
Yes. You're gay now.
>>79344583
>7:1 Germany/Argentina
>Germany/Argentina
>Argentina
it was Brazil
>>79332002
>Can you fill me in on important things that I have missed?
Ghost came back.
>>79332002
Communism is mainstream with millennialist all over the world and an old communist almost had the chance to be the US president.
>>79332002
SkyNet has taken over, you're not out of a coma, you're plugged into a Matrix, we all live in Cyber North Korea and this is just a simulation to extract what little knowledge you might have before shutting you down and processing you into fuel.
*sorry fifa was germany and brazil.
they try to change the 1st amendment because free speech = hate speech. fred phelps of westboro baptist church dies and people protest his funeral. a false flag shooting happens almost every week trying to take down the 2nd amendment. white boy shot a bunch of niggers in a church killing a politician. getting confederate flag banned. gay muslim kills 50 in gay orlando club, biggest shooting in US history. facebook admits to censoring conservative posts. bill cosby is a rapist now. jared the subway guy caught for child porn. lance armstrong doping scandal, tour de france titles revoked. miley cyrus killed and replaced with another miley cyrus who is a coalburning whore. thousands of sluts parade the streets because they're not asking for it. Re-education program called Common Core making 2+2=5. british now a minority in london, there is now a muslim mayor of london Sadiq Khan. New Horizons reaches Pluto and first photos of Pluto released.Myanmar becoming open to the West. History is being rewritten every day: Vikings, Egyptians, Moors, Native Americans, Samurais: they were all actually black. *air quotes* Black Lives Matter activists disrupting people everywhere. Anti-fascist ANTIFA has now become literally fascist and attacked a neo-nazi rally in california, a bunch of people getting stabbed. Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart now replaced with Jon Oliver and Trevor Noah, both really unfunny. Amy Schumer works w/ relative Chuck Schumer to ban guns by creating a false flag shooting at her movie premier. A civil war is coming soon. gargantuan explosion in Tianjin, looks like a nuclear bomb but who knows. Gotthard Base Tunnel, longest railway tunnel opens.
>>79347494
>a false flag shooting happens almost every week trying to take down the 2nd amendment
They're trying a different tactic these days.
>>79347494
>Amy Schumer works w/ relative Chuck Schumer to ban guns by creating a false flag shooting at her movie premier.
desu, I think that was a guy forced to see it committing suicide, but it just went awry.
>>79335645
>>79332002
Apparently being an average white male makes you worse than Hitler.
san bernadino terrorist attack. Eliot Rodger from r9k shooting. abortion clinic shooting. False flags of Treyvon Martin, Freddie Gray, the list goes on and on of black teens killed by police officers cause huge race riots in St. Louis, Chicago, Baltimore, everywhere. Niggers looting and burning stores and cars. US bombs a Doctors Without Borders hosptial in Afghanistan. some lady who looks like Sid from Toy Story refuse to issue gay marriage license, a bunch of gays stampede her office and she is arrested. HIV becomes fetishized and gay men spread it to each other, 1 in 5 gays now have HIV. the new PM, Justin Trudeau of Canada goes to pride paradies and tweets about feminism while enormous wildfires engulf Alberta. "If you put the fire out, the fire wins". There was also a huge deal about how he accidentally elbowed some girl. this was actual breaking news. Letterman resigns his show. Ivy League college students protest and stampede administrator's offices about setting up "safe spaces" for those who are weak-minded and need to retreat to color in coloring books and look at pictures of frolicking puppies. Not a joke. Extramarital Affair Website Ashley Madison is hacked and millions of personal data released, including my dad's apparently so now my parents are getting divorced :( . There is now a female viagra pill. Minimum wage is getting boosted to $15, now people want $50 as people are slowly getting replaced by robots. Huge sinkholes popping up everywhere in America, swallowing a car museum in Kentucky. Obama gives voting rights to criminals. Obamacare socialized health medicine, you get fined thousands of dollars if you don't have healthcare. There was some kind of ousting in Brazil. Supreme Court Justice Anthony Scalia found suffocated to death by a hotel pillow in Texas.
We summoned a demon and if it wasn't for all the posters backing out making our magic weaker we would've had the happening of all happenings.
>Most niggers dead thanks to the vaccine at the time only worked on white people
I will now shit post this thread in remembrance of the events of /pol/harbor....
>>79348823
>Extramarital Affair Website Ashley Madison is hacked and millions of personal data released, including my dad's apparently so now my parents are getting divorced :(
Hidden feels. :(
>>79332219
massively underrated post
>>79332933
I agree with you. Hillary is the best choice for leader of the free world.
>>79336347
>In our media they've been going mental about how it was such an inappropriate remark to make
HA, really?
>>79349102
i miss you, ebola chan
please come back
>>79348823
>if you put the fire out, the fire wins
lol
Moot abandons 4chan and gets replaced by gook. We now have IDs and flags if you haven't noticed. A bunch of new boards added. Please don't look at /mlp/ or Google "brony". You will probably kill yourself right there if you haven't already. "Affluenza" is now a thing. Basically it means you can get away with killing people because you are so rich that you can't make good judgments. a bunch of people arrested for FIFA money laundering. Also modern art is basically a money laundering scheme. a post on 4chan was printed framed and got millions of dollars in bids on ebay. a giant buttplug-esque "christmas tree" erected in the middle of Paris. luckily someone popped it. also, if you want to promote your shitty 1-community-college-course-on-python video game, all you have to do is have a vagina and sleep with video game journalists. feminism now means letting your vagina bleed, dressing like a huge slut, not shaving, getting adulations if you are morbidly obese and shamed if you are fit and slim. google has bought youtube and can censor your videos, comments, and disable ratings. you can now make millions of dollars making youtube videos. some youtube celebrities try to copyright words like "react". The Trans-Pacific Partnership passed, still confused as to what it is though I guess you have to look it up. WikiLeaks releases a bunch of stuff about American war crimes and confidential papers everywhere. the guy is now in asylum in the ecuador embassy in london. it is now said that 12 million jews were killed in the holocaust. like i said, history is being rewritten. words are being redefined. racism now means prejudice + power so if you can't be racist against white people. they have college courses everywhere saying how white people are a plague to society and should be exterminated. these are supposed to be top tier universities.
>>79341313
>everyone is special snowflake shitskins
there are many things that need to be erased
>>79350085
/thread
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>>79348823
>>79350085
I feel dizzy now
The US election has come down to lying war criminal shewolf establishment "Democrat", Shillary "What Difference Does It Make?" Clit-on, who is on the verge of indictment and should retire to become a female 'comedienne' vs. Dangerous Don John the Centipede Trump, a populist anti-establishment classic liberal republican who is an orange asshole and torments SJWs from his private plane via Twitter.
