>my father live in California and send me 10,000USD for month
Life is good :D
Also
Yes, don't have documents.
>>79326229
No te creo we
Pero si si, bien por ti we
What's with the Kosovo?
If you're gonna infest it, just annex it already so the republicans win every election.
>>79326229
Your Mother and 11 sisters, and father must be doing a lot of Blow Jobs if your father makes 10,000USD for month
>>79326703
No, oly my father in USA and work in constructions , as manager
>>79326229
Congratulations. You still live in a shithole and will probably get shot by a cartel at some point
>>79326863
>muricans talking about getting shot
>>79327015
You're right
You'll be either beheaded or hanged from highway signs
>>79326229
my black cousin went to america, married a white girl in arkansas and is living leech off of her parents
man america is the land of opportunity !!
>>79326229
The wall just got 10 feet higher
>>79327015
>go out on the street
>nobody rides up in a shitty range rover and beheads me and my family
>and even if someone tried they'd be gunned down because I have a right to bear arms
But not in California, you only need muskets to defend yourself :^)
>wanting to ruin a nice state
for what reason?
>>79327467
>california
>nice
>after arnold fucked it up
that's a good one
>>79327531
its a nice place to visit, well was now that there are more muslims on sight
10K is a lot in Mexico. You should be investing that wealth into your country and trying to build something meaningful. But no you shitpost on pol.
>>79327467
>go visit cousins on US for a weekend on summer because climate is shit where I live
>take usually long showers most of the time (around 30 mins)
>do the same with cousins
>go out and say, so what are we doing today
>everyone looks at me like I'm some kind of bug they want to kill
>cousin tells me in low voice about water issues and whatnot in the state
>nod and agree to be careful with how I consume water
>wash my car a week after
>forget what cousin said
>washing it for a long while with the hose
>neighbors stare knives at me
only if you like mad max
Stop, my Mexican friend. You're scaring the white boys.
Do you atleast contribute to your own country?
Is there amazon shipping in third world countries?
>>79330460
>america has nukes
>mexico doesn't
checkmate
>>79330460
Fucking Santa Anna.
>>79329015
>California has water police.
>cops show up because he's bucket washing a car.
>government initially doesn't care if they are here illegal
>get deported because they're wasting water.
Toppest of keks.
Bye bye beaner.
aren't you embarrassed a third of your country's economy is based on gaming the welfare system of it's neighbors
>>79329015
things that never happened
>>79326229
I fucking hate you smug low IQ niggers.
>>79331302
s/it\'s/its
https://youtu.be/yNaZf93sBfY
You have to pick a lot of fucking grapes to make 10k Juan
>>79327280
Not surprised at all, Americas filled with cucks
>>79328588
>Beaner takes money out of America
>"Man you guys should be investing that money!"
Fuck you guys are cucks
10 grand is a lot of lawns
