Every year hundreds of Americans die because they were eating behind the wheel
How do we stop this /pol/ ?
>>79304380
I don't think you can stop natural selection...
>>79304380
Sounds like a problem that solves itself.
>eating behind the wheel
kek
>>79304380
Is that a dude or a girl so super obese it has messed her hormones up?
>>79304748
RARE
>>79304380
banning cars
#StopTheMetalMurderer
>>79304748
It's a guy.
>Morbidly obese 800-pound man, 33, is kicked out of hospital after ordering a pizza and is now living in his father's SUV
>>79304380
Do nothing. Natural selection at work, homie
>>79304380
honestly I eat about 60% of my meals behind the wheel and almost killed a family of Muslims about 2 years ago
win win?
Ban food
Ban wheels
Ban people
>>79304748
Hes a upstanding young man that lives down the river, in his private domicile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-83nEuXTjBE
Eating McDonald's® McHomestyle™ (part of the McPick two menu deal®) behind the wheel of a Supercharged© Turbo Ram Dodge® with Cummins™ Turbo-inject® pickup truck is one of my greatest joys in life and I'll be damned if Obama's going to take that away from me!
>>79304380
Ban assault-style, high capacity, high-turnout drive thrus.
They are clearly a menace to society and must stop. Now.
>>79304748
it's a whatever-the-fuck-that-is
>>79305255
depends, were you eating pork
>>79305825
Thats 1 in 8?
Are you flattering me?
>>79304380
Make them drive a manual.
>>79305825
To demonstrate this I’ve tabulated the ratio of overall female obesity rates and divided them by the 18-24 year old rates. A low ratio indicates the tendency for women to be obese at an earlier age and stay that way.
Nice try
>>79304380
holy shit they gave this guy his own fat show?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plgvHmc8ojg
DERAIL THREAD THIS IS FUCKED UP!
>>79306368
At least he can move,
not all burgers can say that
>>79306368
Found his real channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7hMnqj1IQw
DERAIL
DERAIL
DERAIL
DERAIL
>>79306752
Stop derailing my super serious thread.
Im very concerned about Americans
>>79306752
Disturbing
He obviously eats to try the void that only a cock will do for him. Degenerate
