What can we do about stabbing epidemic?
>>79293868
Stabbed twice, shot once, and mortared twice. Buy a gun and that will stop people stabbing you so long as you shoot them first.
>>79293868
get stabbed a little everyday, then your body will soon build up a tolerance for stabbing. problem solved.
>>79293868
GETTING STABBED IS FOR P'TaQ!
A TRUE KLINGON WARRIOR DOES THE STABBING BUT DOES NOT GET STABBED IN RETURN
>>79294018
Ban assault mortars
Get a life.
Bin that knife!
Been stabbed, hurt like a bitch.
>>79294018
Did getting shot hurt worse? Same?
>>79293868
You can't stop violence by taking away objects.
>>79295840
Getting stabbed was worse. I didn't even know I was shot until later.
>>79293868
I stabbed a nigger in the hand with a fork when in high school because he stuck his dirty finger in my food. He never fucked with me again.
>>79293868
Got stabbed with a bunch of writing instruments over the course of my life of all things. My brother stabbed me with a pencil and a pen. A crazy bitch I know stabbed the fuck out of me with a ball point pen. And one of my buddies drunkenly stabbed me with a pen in my back, not realizing how much force he was putting behind it. Never a knife though. Pens and pencils hurt like shit. Wouldn't be too keen on finding out how bad an actual knife would feel. That shit's gotta be a precursor to a really shitty day.
>>79293868
i stabbed a kid with my pencil in middle school because he wouldn't give me back my eraser.
BAN ASSAULT STABS
>>79293868
the answer is obvious
Common Sense Pointy Object Control Reform
1 ) a 14 day waiting period before you can buy a Pointy Object
2 ) universal background checks before anyone can get a Pointy Object License
3 ) National, and International Pointy Object Registry
4 ) stiff penalties for possession of Ghost Pointy Object , such as home made Pointy Objects, which dont have a serial number
5 ) all Pointy Object Transfers must be done through a licensed Pointy Object Dealer
6 ) huge new arm,ed federal agency to enforce Common Sense Pointy Object Control
7 ) National ban on Assault Pointy Objects which have more than 1 pointy bit
8 ) "mom"-centric "grassroots" campaign funded by george soros to stamp out Pointy Objects forever
8 ) Federal War On Pointy Objects which will last 80 years cost trillions and incarcerate millions of people
9 ) Federal Pointy Object Control Bureau opens new program, Sharp n' Serious, to smuggle Pointy Objects into the hands of mexican criminals, for no explicable reason, enriching a shitload of crooked Pointy Object Control bureaucrats, and nobody gets thrown in prison for it
10 ) MASSIVE gestapo style raid on religious retreat resulting in dozens of deaths, over suspected Pointy Object Violations, no, wait, they were making meth, no wait, they were making kiddy porn, no, wait, they were umm... fuck it, we didnt like them! and nobody goes to prison for it.
clearly this is the only answer
>>79293868
Stabbed twice in the back missing chucks of flesh on my left scapula, stabbed with a broken bottle on my right upper arm, nice sawtooth scarring and stabbed once just over my hip bone on the left side nice clean scar. Getting stabbed sucks, but chicks dig scars, atleast from what i have experienced.
>>79294018
Sup mortar bro. I got bopped on Sather Air Base.
Good to know I'm not the only lottery winner.
