>Use french word when trying to sound sophisticated
>Use english words when trying to sound cool and trendy
lmao anglos, enjoying being the pleb language
Shitpost: the movie
>>79272483
>Use french words when in random obscure places like Quebec and Africa and that one place above north of Spain
>Use english words literally everywhere
u jelly?? ayy lmao
>French
you misspelled Arabic
>invade country
>replace its nobility
>pretend you were welcome
French people...
>>79272616
table is clearly french and you use it everyday
ulilulilo
>use german word when trying to be specific about obscure concepts
Enjoy your incomplete language
>>79272483
German words like zeitgeist are also used
Anglos don't bother to invent new words for ideas better expressed in foreign languages
>>79272483
Froggy: at least our language will live on....
>>79272483
It was at about this point that french fries remembered that he was forced to learn English to communicate with people internationally.
It's got to hurt to realise that soggy old England is more relevant on the world stage than the baguette and bad wine paradise.
>>79272728
we stole your words like we stole the land from the native americans
or like germany stole land from you
je suis fatigue avec diviser et conquérir
>>79272483
>imblying English isn't beautiful
>imblying Frog is beautiful
>>79272483
>compound language with latin roots.
>>79272864
>france losing lands to germany
posting from alsace btw
このアホは何を喋っている?
日本語最高。
フランス語はまあまあだけど。
>>79273038
ayooo hol' up only reason you have alsace is because us anglos bailed you out like to be real??
like nigga you just let the germans walk into paris like nigga fo' real. we gave you your lands back, goddamn you even fought on Hitler's side so that Germany could keep your lands lmao like nigga fo' real
>>79272483
>the only french I know is french fries
Who would want to speak surrender monkey in the current year?
Mitäs täällä puuhataan :DD Mielenvikaiset kinastelee mikä kieli on paras kun muu maailma tietää että suomihan se siellä listan huipulla kimaltelee loputtomien päätteiden ja taivutusmuotojen antamien hienovaraisten nuanssien nostattamana :DdD XD
>>79273411
Then there's this cunt
>>79272483
Curse in Russian
make threats in German
Gossip in Yiddish
Kinda true actually when I was in America, burger girls legit went nuts when I spoke a little bit of French. I don't even speak it that well, I just said some random sentences everyone learns in elementary school.
>>79272616
>Use english words literally everywhere
Not in this place above spain, this is not allowed and you can get beheaded if you try.
>>79272864
>we
>>79272804
>our
>>79273252
>us anglos
>WE WUZ BRITONS AN SHIET
>>79272952
>>compound language with latin roots.
Like English is simplified Germanic with French and Latin roots you mean?
>>79274032
but we really was britons and shet?
>>79274023
can't argue that desu senpai
>>79274332
>but we really was britons and shet?
The majority of """white""" Americans have German roots though, right?
Wiki:
>Whites (non-Hispanic and Hispanic) made up 79.8% or 75% of the American population in 2008.[19][20][39][40] This latter number is sometimes recorded as 77.1% when it includes about 2% of the population who are identified as white in combination with one or more other races. The largest ethnic groups (by ancestry) among white Americans were Germans, followed by Irish and English
>>79274524
>>79274524
British Americans number around 80 million people
>fucking retards can't read a fucking census
British Islanders overall number around 100-110 million people, the majority of white non-Hispanic Americans
>>79274524
I AM 1/16 BRITISH THEREFORE I WUZ A BRITON AND SHIEET
I love Jenna Thiam.
Photo from Les Revenants.
/pol/ has it wrong, it isn't about race, it's about language. It seems like differences in personality and intelligence are caused by race because race and language are correlated, but language is the cause.
English is simply the language of innovation and creativity - science, technology, and philosophy. It is linguistic evolution that has done this, with English taking what it needs from other languages. The very quality of it being a tongue of innovation perpetuates this quality, as its innovation is directed to itself.
You are making a fool of yourself by calling the master tongue a pleb language. Fucking French, the language of emotion - spoken by a bunch of overly emotional frogs. Je ne care pas about les French.
>>79272483
Cunt you call a fucking Swimming pool a PISS-IN
So if I ask you if you urinated in the pool, you'd say Voi (wee for you Americans) and then I'd tell you to go douche you dirty bugger
What a shitty dirty perverted language. I hope you die
>>79272483
>Use Bhutanese dog cooking website
>Troll English speakers
>Write jabs in English
>You played yourself
>>79274551
NEW ENGLAND IS RICH BECAUSE OF IRISH PEOPLE.
>>79274721
>British Americans number around 80 million people
>According to American Community Survey in 2009, Americans reporting British ancestry are 40,234,652, or 13.0% of the total U.S. population,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Americans
As opposed to the following for Germans:
>The German American ethnic group (German: Deutschamerikaner) consists of Americans who have full or partial German ancestry. Its size of 50 million stands second to the 55 million Hispanics in the United States, thus it is the largest national ancestry in the United States.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Americans
Why niggeress always speaks french in NTUT?
It makes me don't wanna learn french anymore.>>79272483
>>79272664
>Normans
>French
Oh wait you're Australian why am i taking this b8
>>79272483
>pleb language
English, derived from latin through Roman ancestry.
French derived from Gauls (barbaric tribe) one of the most disgusting sounding languages on the planet.
But people think it's fancy because of reputation alone.
Rather use pleb language than language made by barbaric heathens.
>>79273411
Molemmat kielet on kamalia, mutta ei suomi ole oikeasti mikään niin hieno kieli. Toisaalta on monella tapaa monipuolisempi kun esim englanti.
>>79274721
>he thinks British = Anglo
English = Anglo, not British.
>>79275177
Same experience in NCCU, no english or american africans, only frenchies.
>>79275339
> english
> derived from latin
wow senpai
>>79275339
>American education
>>79275339
40% of english is french.
>>79275339
>English, derived from latin
Yeah i'm out people are fucking retarded in this thread
>speak in a civilised way
>hock up 600 gallons of plegm a day trying to communicate with fellow algerians
I know which i prefer
>>79272483
Go fuck yourself Frenchies. The reason Europe was subjugated by EU is because of you and Germany.
To redeem yourself, you should exit EU and start a war against Germany to take back your industry and free the European continent. If you do that everyone will held you as hero of Europe. Nobody will call you a pussy anymore.
>>79272483
> Use German word to sound like you're about to gas every jew in the room
>>79272483
>mvq it's true
>>79275339
>mvq slavic languages have latin grammar
>>79275118
Most potatoes are not farmed in New England, potato.
So your supposition would not seem to be the case, would it?
>>79272483
>use French words to talk to their grandmothers
>use English when they want to be relevant
Top KEKE Froggy!
>>79275698
that feel when the international language is english and not german
>>79272483
>shitpost about English in English
Yeah, your language is irrelevant and this is coming from NZ. Only niggers keep French alive.
>>79275818
But the neutral international language is french。
>>79273405
Just for my education, where does this "surrender" meme comes from? Serious question.
>>79272483
I use Latin when I want to sound like a pretentious asshole, not French.
>>79275380
läppää mä vaa heitän tässä. Kyl tää välillä kuulostaa aika karseelta kans. Ei oo mitään väliä mitä kieltä puhuu, kaikissa on hyvät ja huonot puolet.
>>79275917
what? do you mean esperanto?
never heard about french being the 'neutral' international language
>>79272483
Read Shakespeare and shut the fuck up you insecure little froglet.
>>79275953
acing like you dont know, fgt
>>79275953
It comes ftom the inaccurate fact the Frogs surrender all the time, which everyone knows is false but its a meme and the Frogs get butthurt about it
>>79276167
French was the international language until the 80's I think
>>79275331
Normans are french, why are you still butthurt about it ?
>>79276236
>International
You mean European continent.
>>79272632
Taiwan got it right.
>>79276270
Normans were Norsemen. Stay butthurt
>>79272483
>use french words when surrendering
fixed that for you
>>79276196
>>79276233
I thought there was a battle in particular or something.
>>79275953
Iraq war, when France refused to join the USA they made up this meme.
>>79276497
WW2
Will my chink language raizu in da futura?
>>79276433
Here is an average norman :
WE WUZ TANNED NORSEMEN
>>79274957
English started to be a thing in the world in the late XIX and after ww2.
Before that it was french
>>79275339
French is a Latin language (Roman ancestry) with Germanic and Celtic (Gaul's) inputs. Though English is a Germanic language (their system) with Latin inputs. French is closer to Latin than English. And i know about that, i speak latin fluently, the language "system" is closer to French. The difficulty and subtility of the French makes it even more obvious.
>>79275331
>normans
>not french
Anglo-butthurt
>>79275953
Ne détruisez pas Paris s'il vous plait messieurs les allemands
>>79276433
they WERE Vikings, but then they became Normans (from Normandy), which is France.
>>79275953
Iraq war with chiraq
>>79276433
Yeah though we have real "Normands" living there, Normands are part of the National French ethnic spectrum, with Germanic francophones Flemish or French Basques.
>>79276497
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/746048/posts
>>79276233
>>79277066
>>79275331
I'm of Norman descent and yes we did have French blood, just look at Williams family lineage for christs sake.
>>79272483
>speaking English is the only way I can be relevant enough to make fin of English
what a fucking cuck
I only speak Aboriginal, cos i'm a mad cunt, brus
>>79276270
>Normans are french
And a dog that's born in a stable is a horse.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollo
>>79272483
>Use spanish words when trying to sound poor and marginal
Gibmedat gimbe you dirty yankis
>>79272483
Cest la vie, that's the African language right.
>>79277371
Fuck off faggot. We were integrated since 2 centuries and had pledged loyalty to the French king. The invading army was under the command of Guillaume yet there was a lot of people from the north, Picardie and Brittany.
Stay butthurt, colony.
>>79276233
It's something American mass medias started when General de Gaulle chose no to join Nato, Burgers got butthurt and eventually came up with the term "surrender monkeys". They use it everytime we don't join their lame conflicts which result in mass terrorism through an entier region such as Irak in 2001.
>>79277371
Also nice shop in the picture, because even our muslims girls aren't typed like that nor do they wear such clothes. I bet you searched "pure anglo woman".
>>79272483
Latin is the erudite and sophisticated language.
>>79277615
got terrored anyways, should have at least made it worth it
>>79272743
came here to post this
>>79275953
Surrendering to the Germans during WWII after technically losing WWI.
>>79277371
We mixed with the Native population.
>>79272483
>Use Dutch words when you wanna be both
Feels good to be masterrace
>>79272483
also, use any slavic language if you want to sound like a barbarian and any middle eastern language if you want to sound like a terrorist and any east asian language if you want to sound like you fuck 13 year olds
>>79277895
>Dutch
>>79276565
>>79277170
Ah ok, I see. Bah, useless war is useless...
>>79277242
>WW1, without the aid of USA, France would be speaking German.
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHA
>>79277966
Opkankeren
>>79277966
Heeft u daar een probleem mee mijn goede heer?
>>79277895
I thought that was when you want to seem retarded.
>>79272483
Kek.
I noticed this after learning French and living there.
Liberal-elites use French words that the French don't even use to try to sound smart.
>"voila"
>actually should be saying "voici"
>"sacrébleu"
>literally never heard a French person ever use this word unironically
>>79278117
Confusing Dutch with Swedish there m8
>>79276697
Be realistic: no.
>>79273851
>make threats in German
>>79272483
>Go to Germany
>Everyone swears in English
What the fuck is up with that?
>>79278176
Dutch seems retarded to me personally, but I really can't just judge from dutch people at exit, because let's face it, no one at exit can speak any language properly
>>79277966
>Dutch
I guess you mean the belgian version
>>79277057
>i speak latin fluently
Is that even possible?
>>79277447
"2002"
How surprising
>>79278528
latin major here, no chance, would take you atleast 10 years and you'd have to be a huge faggot to commit 10 years to that, most professors couldn't hold the most basic conversation in latin
>>79278938
In france we can start learn latin at 12 years old
>>79278156
There is actually a difference between "voici" and "voilà".
_ Voilà la wehrmacht! = The wehrmacht is coming, run!
_ Voici la wehrmacht. = The wehrmacht stands in front of you, show respect.
>>79278437
also known as flemmish
>>79278938
What >>79279098 said. In France you can start learing latin and/or old greek at 12 yo. I also took it for some years but I stopped in high school. Well could anyway, not anymore (fuck you Najat beurette).
>>79272864
Reminder that France helped you win your independance war. Reminder that French could very well have been the official language of the USA, and lost by a single vote.
If I were you I would be careful with my words, all of them.
>>79272483
another thread full of retards born into a world with everything already set in stone yet they like to pretend they were apart of history
you're all dumb please kill yourselves.
>being so protective of your own shitty language you make up silly words for new stuff
>Downloading = télécharger
>computer = ordinateur
> NATO = OTAN
what are you even doing?
>>79272728
stop it with the cuck porn already
>>79279627
>NATO is a word
>IBM France didn't play a significant role in ordinateur invention
Read https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ordinateur
And télécharger is an actually neat term.
>>79279475
no, *your* dumb.
>>79279371
the reason french isn't the official language of the USA is because Britain beat France in the colonial race and BTFO'd them in that war over the colonies. (forgot what it was called?)
this is also why english is the international language of the world?
>>79272483
Literally no one does this. French has the worst sounding accents on Ps and Rs. It's an obnoxious language.
>>79280077
Kek
>>79279627
Why, it's a good thing
>>79280222
The actual reason is because we sold you Louisianne instead of colonizing it. We never really colonized, people like France too much to go to any other shithole...
Also, English is the international language only since WW2. Before, it was French. The reason is you burger retard with your rise and the death of europe after two world war (on our -- French -- soil).
>>79280441
Yeh it's not like England was the dominant power of the 19th century amirite
>>79280664
They never did or took anything significant from this situation. They had lost the USA and had lost a lot fighting us to save their Rothschild masters.
I agree they had the edge but despite this, diplomacy was still in French.
>>79280441
>we never really colonized
ur rite? I think you were trying to argue with me but that's like, an argument in my favor?
>>79272853
>bad wine
You take that back.
At least we don't confuse A man and A woman. No wonder why you turn gay so fast.
>>79272483
In my high school the french immersion kids are like the Frenchmen of /pol/. fucking aids
>>79280972
I'm not arguing. I'm explaining. We could have done it but never bothered.
>>79279297
Their beer is delicious though.
