Previous Thread: >>79262636
Go here to see if your polling place is having a sausage sizzle: http://democracysausage.org/
If you are a very lucky boy then there might be a cake sale too.
Have you voted early? Who did you vote for?
If the answer wasn't One Nation in the Senate then you have made a serious error.
Youngsters should watch this video for a bit of background on Pauline Hanson and the One Nation movement in the 90s. Just check out the protestors! This same shit has been happening for 20 years:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0fyYKiT2Z8
>You now realise that Canberra has the highest quality of life of any other city in the world (Adelaide no.2) by a MASSIVE margin
How will non-canberrans ever recover?
http://www.numbeo.com/quality-of-life/rankings.jsp
So lads what do you think of my preference list? Spent all afternoon looking at policies. Would like a true conservative party but oh well.
House of Representatives:
1. One Nation
2. Family First
3. LDP
4. LNP
5. Mature Australia
6. Labor
7. Greens
Senate:
1. Australian Liberty Alliance
2. One Nation
3. Family First
4. LDP
5. Katter's Australian Party
6. Sustainable Australia
7. Shooters, Fishers and Farmers
8. LNP
9. Veterans Party
10. Rise Up Australia
Does anyone watch this lad?
he's legit the only person who can make me laugh on australian TV. He's mostly right leaning and makes fun of gender politic bullshit but he's a bit of a cuck for refugees
>>79271026
>The day that someone puts a trigger to your head
What the fuck does that mean?
>>79271128
>Adelaide no.2
That's how you know the ratings are shit.
>>79271192
I approve
>>79271026
One nation in the senate cunt. Then the memes, then the church. Yeah dog. Kill all homos.
DUDE LIBERAL IS LIKE EVIL WHITE MALES!
>>79271229
>Spent all afternoon looking at policies
Really m8? How can you be on /pol/ but still need to find out who to vote for like it is a fucking homework assignment?
>who cares if it smells anon. just give it a lick. hehe
>>79271128
>Adelaide no.2
wew
>>79271192
Hello fellow member of Wright
You did pretty much the exact same picks as me. What town are you from?
Shit look at my id lads.
>>79271192
You've done well mate
>>79271224
Legit best comedian in Australia, liked by both sides of the political spectrum
>>79271274
Yeah dog.
>>79271293
nice
>>79270850
>print more money
>people are still voting for her
>literally a walking talking meme
I get the attraction of her fuck the muzzies social stance, but shes full retard with the economy. Maybe if Katter and Hanson worked together, could be a super team
>>79271267
Because I don't go on /pol/ that much.
>>79270971
The government does impose the debt directly onto the people. This is known as "taxation" or "tariffs".
Unfortunately, since the government is trying to do everything at once (as an example, your healthcare would once have been handled by a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friendly_society , which worked surprisingly well for its time) it continually spends more than it takes in, which is a bad thing.
>>79271293
Who's Owy?
>>79271282
Boonah mate, tfw no sausage sizzle
>>79271335
Sorry I was mean to you m8.
Did I make you delete your post?
I'm sorry. I didn't realise you were sensitive.
>>79271224
Yeah senpai. One of the best Australian comedians, way better than that weird tranny
>>79271453
>that weird tranny
Who dat?
>>79271395
I deleted one because I double posted by accident
>>79271253
No, just a party of big business owned by jews and other scum.
>>79271224
>He's mostly right leaning and makes fun of gender politic bullshit but he's a bit of a cuck for refugees
Where did you pull this from? From what I have seen he shits on everyone and everything like a proper satirist should. Regardless I couldn't care less about his personap political opinions because he isn't a cunt about them.
rate/hate
>>79271395
>not wanting to see your members/party's policies 1st hand
>advocating word of mouth and hearsay from aus/pol/lacks
Yeah, nah.
>>79271376
Nice one Simon's Tavern goes alright. That's a bloody outrage but! How are they not sorting a damn sausage sizzle on Election Day. I will be driving through Boonah on Election Day but I'm going down to Inverell.
>>79271232
Adelaide is pretty good to live in really,
Dont know why people think it's so shit honestly wouldn't want to live anywhere else
>>79271527
Oh okay m8.
You did pretty good with your voting, but I am no fan of ALA or LDP personally.
>>79271571
Why do you honestly put the party of corporate sellouts at number 3?
>>79271510
Is it... Barry Humphries? Search Australian comedian cross-dresser. I think the dude got knighted
I'm voting for greens :)
>>79271128
>Adelaide
>2nd highest quality of life
wew lad
>>79271714
>CNN
Good goy
>>79271563
From watching his show he's more favourable towards lib policies though you're right in that he makes fun of them all rather than presenting with an agenda
Though it's clear with how he portrays and brings it up that he thinks gender politics is dumb
I don't know anything really about our parties. Do I just vote for family first?
Also looking good.
BUT ALL OF YOUR HEROES ARE GONE
NEED'S SOLID SNAKE EDIT TO THIS PIC ANY TAKERS?
https://youtu.be/apaJ3A56XbM?t=232
>>79271694
Because he's in cuck central and that's as good as it gets
>>79271644
Aye I like Simon's but the Dougie and the Commie are better imo. Hope you're getting a sausage sizzle and a cold one mate
>>79271635
m8 the thing about the written policies is they are carefully crafted to appeal to people dumb enough to want to read them. They are a marketing exercise basically.
It is much better to see what they actually do irl than read the shit they write.
>>79271747
Your ID sounds like some hektik wog drug dealer
>>79271694
because
>mah boats
>mah borders
>mah muslims
everyone below 3 is weak on those issues
>>79271253
He never mentions white males...
>>79271026
for fuck sake
typical politician retards having a mandatory vote in the middle of WINTER
these cunts have no clue
>>79271885
Would you fuck a white male?
>>79271571
Labor and green are all for bringing Syrian refugees into Australia and letting all the boats come in . Don't you want to stop Australia becoming the next Europe ? A vote for labor is a vote for the destruction of Australia as we know it
>>79271680
ALA is pretty close to my views, LDP I don't like the immigration and some of the privatisation but the rest isn't bad.
The point of preferential voting is to put meme parties ahead to send a message anyway
>>79272014
how out of touch are labor holy shit
that one thing alone will make them lose
>>79272014
We're getting pincer attacked by globalists it's either crisis point into communism or join South Asian union
>>79272014
You're about to get an angry (You) from the FriendlyJordies fan in this thread. Just prepare yourself mate.
>>79271571
>>79272014
Read your post wrong sorry
>>79271877
Liberals want almost as many refugees/migrants as Labor, Labor has said it will continue the Liberals anti-boat policies and Malcolm himself keeps raving about the "multicultural society". The Liberals are just as bad on social issues (support for gay marriage in Australia is exceptionally high, so that boat has sailed, the fight is over), but far worse on economic matters. Liberals want to give money to foreign investors. Election of priorities. The Liberals are a cancer.
>>79271760
Which is fucking amazing. Not looking forward to the day that toilets have >2 types of gendered facilities, and not referring to people using their bullshit pronouns becomes a hate-crime. It's coming
>>79272014
I voted Liberal but I didn't feel good about it either because all parties want to bring a certain number of syrian refugees to australia.
>>79272219
>The Liberals are just as bad on social issues
>What is safe schools
>>79272219
Most of Australians are too dumb to realise the plebiscite is a distraction to eventually say no to gay marraige. It won't stop them for voting for the liberals.
>>79271783
Wog bashers: family first, one nation, ala
420's, guns and mystery prize: Liberal democrats, sex party, shooting and fishing
Same old bullshit (fighting over shit for too long, opening wog gates, health and education wildcard): ALP, LNP, Greens
>>79272219
>support for gay marriage in Australia is exceptionally high
I keep hearing this but I have literally never seen poll data about it
I feel like it's just a meme the left have pushed so much it's become true
>>79272219
I want Tony back.
>>79272294
Yeah, I should've said "Most social issues". But my point still stands. I would prefer to keep 50 billion dollars in our health and educations system, among many other things. I'll reluctantly trade SafeSchools (which is going to happen anyway, whether in 3 years, 6 years, etc.). In the mean time billions of dollars are hemorrhaging to overseas interests.
Voting Labor, pains me to say.
Not even memeing. Live in a safe safe Lib seat, Libs taken the state for granted.
>>79271784
Smash that maf like button 100!
>>79271571
>pirate party
https://pirateparty.org.au/wiki/Platform#Recognition_of_Aboriginal_and_Torres_Strait_Islander_Peoples_and_prohibition_of_racial_discrimination
https://pirateparty.org.au/wiki/Platform#Marriage
https://pirateparty.org.au/wiki/Platform#Asylum_seekers_and_refugees
Just cuck my senate up, senpai.
>>79271833
You need both. Seeing what they advertise themselves as and compare that to what they do tells you a lot about their character and principles
>>79272422
http://www.afr.com/news/politics/fairfaxipsos-poll-gay-marriage-support-at-record-20150614-ghnjhi
http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/poll-shows-growing-support-for-samesex-marriage-20140714-3bxaj.html
>>79272577
>>79272422
>where is says "baka", replace with "s m h", word filters.
>>79272014
Liberals are on the same page too. Add massive corporate tax breaks and you have the shittest of the lot
>>79271224
This is an example of a proper political satirist.
The Current Year Man Britbong so obviously tries to force opinions and views down your throat whilst picking and choosing his ""SATIRE"" (He always rips on Trump but never on Hillary despite the wealth of material for both candidates).
Shaun Micallef just makes fun of whatever there is to make fun of regardless of political affiliation.
>>79272497
That's the House of Reps ballot I posted, not Senate.
Yes I saw those and I had to balance that cuckery with their policy on NBN which I support.
Honestly, from the choice of candidates in my electorate, they're less cucked than the rest, other than CDP
>tfw the stuff Tony actually instituted was good but he flip-flopped and screwed up the media game
>>79272577
Like my vote matters. Really who gives a shit? I'd vote for a piece of turd if I could. You guys look like the typical vegemite-eating kangaroo-fucking peeps. Srsly wtf, get a grip. I'll write Bernie Sanders on the ballot box and I literally give no fucks. Blow me you cunts.
>>79272085
Thiiis. Independents before majors
>>79272689
Like my vote matters. Really who gives a shit? I'd vote for a piece of turd if I could. You guys look like the typical vegemite-eating kangaroo-fucking peeps. Srsly wtf, get a grip. I'll write Bernie Sanders on the ballot box and I literally give no fucks. Blow me you cunts.
>>79272764
>>79272733
Just don't support parties that want to throw billions of dollars away for virtually zero net returns. Don't vote, that's fine with me.
PETITION HANSON TO BUILD A NIGGER HOLE UNDER ULURU FOR THE NEW DETENTION CENTRE! SEND EM TO THE DREAMTIME
My electorate is literally called Goldstein.
It's a safe Liberal by 11%.
Any reccommendations for the Lower House?
Is there a /pol/ approved Cucktoria Upper House order?
>>79272683
Tip top. They're fine on the lower house ballot since there's zero chance of them winning, but they could actually hold seats in the upper house.
>>79272866
Tim Wilson is pretty based lad
>not one mention of the CPA
disappointed tbqh
>>79272866
Family First
Liberal
AJP
Drug Law
Labor
Greens
Pretty bad ballot desu
>>79273090
That's what I thought too when I looked at the candidates and parties. The order you put down there was pretty much exactly what I was going to go with since it's probably a safe liberal anyway.
>>79273065
Never understood how people think communism would work . If we all get paid the same what's the point of studying for a well paying job ? No one would give a fuck and the country would collapse
>>79272112
>:-) this one's for (you)
Honestly mate, i don't wholly support labor, i just dislike lnp more
>>79271192
>ALA
goody goy
>>79273195
Its good in theory but humans are too inherently selfish.
>>79272219
No they don't, labor and greens and bleeding heart candidates and would happily let the refugees stream into Australia so they don't hurt people's feelings
>>79272424
Just emigrate cunt everyone with half a brain is doing it
>>79272459
Dubbo?
>>79273390
>not thinking Israel is the only decent country in the middle east
>>79273544
They already are. They did under Howard, through the Labor years and into Liberals again. They still flow in, none of them are reasonable choices on this topic.
>>79273552
Nah mate, Curtin. Julie Bishop's seat.
post FB election statuses
>>79271026
Is based Tony running for presidency again? If so make sure you vote for him straya.
>>79273544
Cyclists party
>>79273390
I don't have an issue with Israel though, only with Jews that encourage multiculturalism and globalisation, and hide behind the "
anti-Semitic" card when they get pulled up on it,
>>79273724
Julie Bishop is pretty based tbqh
>>79273724
You're right that she's going to get in easily.
>>79271571
>unironically throwing your vote away
>>79273795
Tony was bought and paid for by Big Business and was a terrible Prime Minister. He literally said "no cuts" to virtually everything and then proceeded to try to do just that. He may have been reasonable on social policies, but his economic plan was "cut funding to everything, give tax breaks to donors". Never again.
>>79272112
Can't wait to hear how "real Australians say welcome" and how I'm a racist for wanting to preserve the Australian way of life .
It's truely remarkable how you can see Islamic terror attacks on the news now becoming a regular thing yet people are still blind to the fact that Islam is a cancer on the world
>>79273828
No she is for mass immigration
>>79273828
nah
>>79273900
Doesn't even have to campaign or make any election promises, don't think shes done a single event at her electorate. That's how safe she is. She could shit on the main road and her constituents would think its gold.
Sorry cucks.
Liberal last.
>>79271364
Owen
>>79274117
>unique
>just like you
wew
I sound like the type of person to vote Liberal but I hate the fact that they try to sell off all our assets, cut funding to health and education and continually blurt out absolute bullshit to help big business. I am very afraid of another work choices. Why cant there be a party in-between?
A party that isnt soft with Muslim appologies and trans rights but doesnt give away to rich cunts in the form of negative gearing.
When west conex is built ill have to pay $9 a day for a road funded with our power network. Ill end up giving preference to Labor because Turnbull is a fucking parrot repeating "JOBS AND GROWTH STRONG ECONOMIC PLAN" over and over with no substance.
>>79271885
He is still a cuck with Onision tier humour.
![1311caadaa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NXyNTae.jpg "1311caadaa[1].jpg")
>>79272866
Goldstein b0ys
At least the liberal candidate in our area is prety dope
Reps
1. Independent
2. KAP
3. One nation
4. Rise up
5. Family first
6. Independent
7. LNP
8. LAB
9. Greens
Senate
1. One Nation
2. KAP
3. LDP
4. Rise Up
5. ALA
6. Shooters
>>79273448
It's not good in theory, you wishywashy beta cuckold.
Where about's are you guys voting anyway? 2218 here.
>>79274400
Put that Katter and One Nation on top in the lower house lad, but that's actually really good otherwise, kinda jelly of your electorate desu
>>79271192
What state? If any state other than Queensland this is good, otherwise if QLD, you should put ONP first in the senate to ensure PAULIEN gets elected.
Also the Veterans party is dildo as fuck, despite the name. You should also put Shooters above LDP unless you're a "dude weed lmao" faggot.
>Reps
1. No one coz they are all gay cunts in ACT
>Senate
1. Sustainable australia
2. Rise up australia
3. Christian democrats
4. Libs
5. Lib dems
6. animal justice
Holy fuck voting in the ACT is gay.
>>79274318
ALA, One Nation, etc want this. Fringe parties are going to have to get bigger if you want real change
>>79274055
Fuck corporate tax breaks! Doesn't help us shitposters one bit. If we had the NBN think of the shitposting possibilities
>>79274055
Liberals are going to win
>>79275055
1000 off, OZ
>>79275055
Maybe a few hundred on Labor wouldn't hurt.
In terms of the NBN though, supporting a shitty 100 year old copper network is retarded when you see how much it costs to maintain over time it makes much more sense to replace entirely with fibre. Not only that our internet speeds are shocking for a first world country.
>>79274632
What's up with veterans party?
>>79274770
Chuck lib dems above libs mate
Vote independents first. Let's hang this parliament
>>79275273
They run trannies and they want tranny surgery to be covered by veterans benefits.
http://www.advp.org.au/PDP_Files/Full_ADVP_Policy.pdf
Skip to page 28 for the pozzed loads
>>79275273
yeah might do. dont mind the ACT libs senator though, hes against abortion. the people i listed are literally the only 'conservative' senate candidates available
>>79275247
Fuck off commie, the whole NBN should be scrapped. There is literally no reason of the government to be involved in internet connection.
>>79275645
eat shit faggot, the government canvassed for private enterprise to build the network but Telstra wouldn't play ball unless they were handed 100% control on the final network and essentially held the whole tender to ransom
they tried the free market meme and it fucking failed
>>79275247
Businesses who need FTTN can pay to have Fibre extended to their property though
>Name one reason the average joe needs faster internet besides pirating game of thrones
pro tip you cant
>>79275838
No they can't
current data on the FOD system has only three (THREE) premises actually going ahead with the upgrade to FTTP, at a cost of about 10,000 to 15,000 dollars each, for a small business that is a huge investment to make
The only reason the area switch garbage is up there is so the libs have something to point at on the website and say "see? people DO have a choice :^)"
>>79275475
Welp, looks like they're off the list. Not that they would've got much being that low.
>>79275784
>the government tried the free market meme by trying to coax a business into paying for something they didn't want to buy
>And when they had the audacity to want control over their purchase the government said that they couldn't buy it anymore.
I don't think you know what the free market is anon.
>>79275976
What fucking small business needs FTTP internet?
>>79275976
can't isn't won't.
>>79276028
The whole point of building a new national broadband infrastructure not only to offer people an actual decent internet service for the first time in 20 years (now never going to happen), but to also ensure the structural separation of Telstra
Handing them utter control of the NBN would have ensured that the monopoly they had over wholesale services would have kept on continuing
>>79276138
I gee I don't fucking know, how about any business that relies on the internet for their work
>>79275784
>the government canvassed for private enterprise to build the network
private enterprise is building the network. guess who the nbn contracts the work out to!
>>79276138
>we have worse internet than kazoostan
The religion of peace has faster internet than us bruv. You don't think somethings a bit backwards?
>>79275989
Their candidate for the seat of Brisbane was the first tranny in the ADF iirc
>>79276223
>The whole point... kept on continuing
You're really not making an argument as to why the government should pay for it. Why not just reduce regulation on infrastructure development and let private companies build it when it actually becomes profitable?
>how about any business that relies on the internet for their work
Give me one example of a small business that would greatly benefit from FTTP?
The Nationals
The Greens
Australian Christians
Australian Labor Party
Liberal
This is my electorate, wish I had a bit more choice
> Voting for fiber to the node
Degenerates.
>>79276976
Mines shithouse like that as well. Just put the Greens last where they belong atleast
>>79276976
Just remember to put Labor and Greens last lad
>>79276650
Don't even mind trannies frankly but making it a government issue is bad for everyone. Just let doctors deal with it.
>>79271224
The Micallef Pogram was GOAT
Why does Peter Hellier have a career in comedy?
>>79276138
> Don't need faster internet
You fucking cuck. Do you also drive an electric cr because you never need to go above 40?
>>79276955
I'm gonna sound like a massive commie faggot for this, but private companies will only ever build in areas that will return the most profits to their shareholders. You can look at the Telstra/Optus HFC rollouts in cherry-picked, affluent inner-city suburbs as a shining example.
When the NBN rollout was started, really the only way to ensure that everyone in Australia received a superior service regardless of where they lived was to roll it out using a government business enterprise, as they don't necessarily need to turn a profit to keep the rollout going (as we've seen).
>Give me one example of a small business that would greatly benefit from FTTP
How about a small business doing design work for overseas clients, having to upload gigantic files to the internet for review and approval?
Who do we want to win? Who will help make the commonwealth great again?
Enjoy your sausy sizzles lads.
>>79277271
>>79277301
I am, labor 4 greens 5.
>>79276955
Banks
Computer science
Health
Education
Like literally every industry that has a network that expands beyond a building. Are you acting retarded on purpose?
>>79277538
Good lad, you can't really protest vote much, might have to give the Christians a cheeky #1 spot followed by the Nats IMO
>>79277561
We were talking about small business you fucknugget.
>>79276348
People in fucking Siberia have better internet than we do in CBDs at a tenth of the cost.
>>79277654
They would benefit hugely as well, as another anon mentioned. And all the industries i mentioned before have small setups, fuck nugget.
>gee name calling helps this conversation doesn't it? Degenerate
>>79277328
Because someone had to take hughesey's spot on the project
Crikey mates, I think my mum has dementia.
Fuck my life.
>>79277482
Ideally want One Nation and Australian Liberty Alliance to do well. They probably won't though. It's looking like Liberals are going to win, which in my opinion is much more preferable to a Labor or Greens win.
>>79277747
And fucking how fucking big is fucking Siberia? Not really the same fucking thing
>>79277943
Sorry to hear that m8
>>79277407
>I'm gonna sound like a massive commie faggot for this, but private companies will only ever build in areas that will return the most profits to their shareholders.
I don't see that as a problem
>How about a small business doing design work for overseas clients, having to upload gigantic files to the internet for review and approval?
I did ask for just one example but how often do you think an overseas company would hire a small Australian design business to do a project large enough that it would take a significant amount of time to upload?
>>79277404
The government doesn't pay for your petrol powered car retard.
>>79278020
She won't go to the doctor to be tested. She just gets hostile.
I don't know what to do.
I should have killed myself years ago so I didn't have to live to deal with shit like this.
>>79277870
In what situation would they need 100 mb/s internet?
>>79277943
That sucks, my grandfather has Alzheimers. Just fucking awful, wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. All the best m8
>>79277890
Hughesey was good in the Glass House era. The Project was too family friendly for his style
>>79277943
fug
It's in my family too. Shit is horrifying.
>>79277953
Libs are all about tax breaks and selling Australias assets. They're gonna fill the country with refugees and have no budget to fund assimilation programs
>>79278099
Are there helplines for this sort of thing? I wish I could help you out here, but I wouldn't know where to begin. What's your dad or brother doing about it?
Can I get a visa to come and fight in one of your wildlife wars?
>>79277964
Thirteen million square kilometres.
>>79278183
>>79278133
Thanks mates.
>>79278211
I am the only one who lives near her. My sister just gets too upset to deal with it. She just gets angry with our mother and yells at her to stop saying stupid shit.
>>79278127
To be on par with the rest of the world. How are you not getting this? Our turd like internet will cost us commisions and jobs fuck nugget
http://australiafirstparty.net/our-policies/policies-explored/policy-4-reduce-and-limit-immigration/
These guys look pretty based.
Can't find them on the ballot in NSW though
>>79278038
Thats one example fuck nugget. Better internet will increase efficiency in basically every field of work. Name one industry that doesn't use the internet at all in Australia?
>>79278266
Don't already have your own wildlife in Detroit and Baltimore?
>>79278312
Sounds absolutely awful, again, wish I could help you but I wouldn't know where to begin with this sort of thing. Look into helplines or something, perhaps they could help you out. All the best m8
Who else here thinks waleed aly needs the rope?
>>79278514
I would personally sign his deportation papers. Can't stand him.
>>79278505
I think I will ask my GP about it when I see him next week.
He is not her doctor but he may know what to do.
>>79278353
What's up with minor parties and their shitty early 2000s-esque websites? It's 2016. You can make a nice-looking website on the cheap now, so there's really no excuse.
>>79278038
>I don't see that as a problem
What? If the National Broadband Network isn't being rolled out Nationally, then what's the point?
>how often do you think an overseas company would hire a small Australian design business to do a project large enough that it would take a significant amount of time to upload?
Generally work you'd want to be sending to clients is in a raw format, which can reach into dozens of gigabytes in size for just a few files. With the current coppers lines, it takes several hours to upload just one gigabyte (I know, I've done it before). A fibre line would smash the time to upload those files into nothing, which would hugely increase productivity and efficiency.
And no foreign company's going to want to hire a small Aussie company to contract work if they can't get their designs in on time, which leads to a loss of jobs. So much for that line, hey Turnbull?
>>79278353
So many of these parties that will never amount to anything, they should all just merge into one big nationalist party
>>79278038
It pays for the roads, you shit stained, illiterate failed abortion. At the same time, it pays for the cables.
People would still pay their internet bills, not that you would know. You just sit in your parents basement posting on /pol/ instead of getting out into reality.
>>79278723
>unironically using CURRENTYEAR
WWWWEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW
>>79278825
The new Senate voting system makes that likely in the future.
The problem will be the personalities involved not wanting to end up playing second banana in the merged party.
Aus/pol/ is there some way we would be able to hurt The Project?
>>79278974
Yes, just don't watch it. All about those ratings, baby
>>79278974
How about by not bringing it it up? When you talk about tv programs, you make them just slightly more well known.
>>79278974
We need our own project...
Project Mayhem.
>>79278825
Holy shit
>with all their powers combined, the indpendents become the 4th major party
Nothing would ever get passed though
>>79271224
What's some essential Micallefcore? I heard Ex-Pm was a bit shit.
>>79279087
> Nothing would ever get passed though
Or major parties would get over themselves and learn to do what politicians in other, healthier democracies do.
Seriously, every Lib/Lab member is a self entitled prick that thinks themselves gods gift to politics and above compromise. Smash em.
Why isn't voting electronic yet? Why do we still have to deal with fuckhuge senate ballot papers? Think of all the trees we're killing.
>>79279157
Newstopia and The Micallef Programme are top-tier
I was going to vote informally by writing in
Donald J Trump
but the leftist tears from Brexit has inspired me to vote for the Libs.
Can't wait for the analpain all over my facebook feed when Turnbull wins
>>79277964
you're an idiot
>>79279157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDn_1Xa2a_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3RQvEUayzQ
>>79278825
The extreme right is as bad as the extreme left insofar as their intolerance for slightly different ideas prevents them from working together. It's very Judean People's Front.
>>79279311
Cheers, heard Mad as Hell is good too.
>>79279314
>Turnbull wins
Even if he wins, he loses. The senate crosswinds and going to wreck anybody that claims government. Fuck its worth voting labor just knowing that they suffer the shitstorm instead.
>>79279314
>the leftist tears from Brexit has inspired me to vote for the Libs
I'm sorry to tell you but LNP ft. Malco isn't gonna trigger leftists
You're supposed to vote for a right wing meme party
>>79279314
>analpain all over my facebook feed when Turnbull wins
Nah they don't hate Turnbull thee way they did Based Tone or Howard.
And no-one really expects Labor to lose so the salt won't be flowing too freely.
>>79279479
Mad As Hell is very good, at least for the standard of broadcast TV these days
good fun to watch, give it a go
>>79279552
I meant no-one expects Labor to win
Hows it goin cunts?
Any aussie politicians mentioning Brexit in their campaigns? Anyone indicating willingness to trade with new Britain?
What went wrong Australia? What happened to us? When did we fuck up?
We used to be so real. I went down to the local pub today for the first time in quite awhile today. They've put in this swanky new purple fucking carpet and hipster art all over the joint, and there's some dickhead twanging away on his shitty acoustic guitar and singing about how much of a poofter he is. So i decide i'll order a meal. It arrived, and it was fuckin' tiny, only had a couple chips and fuck all gravy. I look around and everyone is either an iMaFuckwit too busy staring at their mobile device or worrying about whether or not their stupid trendy fuckin outfit goes with their stupid trendy fuckin hairstyle.
Back in my day, there was just hair. It was long, and you let it hang where it damn well pleased. When you ordered a meal it was fucking massive with a shitload of sauce. Everything was real, from tits to chest hair to the band on the jukebox. No fuckin' autotune back then you poofter cunts. Every time you buy something these days, whether it's fuckin' can of Coke or a roll of toilet paper you're meant to feel guilty about getting fat or killing the environment. This country has gone soft.
Back then you could actually talk to people about important shit and have a decent bloody conversation about politics. It was important for the average Australian to have some knowledge about these matters, and most did. These days everyone is too fuckin' self absorbed or sedated to give two shits about anything. Fuck this country, electing one stupid cunt over the other won't change a fuckin' thing, and you all know it.
>>79279628
m8 Turnbull has been trying to use the "instability" and global "uncertainty" created by Brexit to get people to vote for him and his steady pair of incumbent hands.
Turnbull and NZ PM Jew Key have pledged to work together to pursue trade and movement deals with a free UK.
>>79279314
Mal is a crypto-Laborite
> In 2015, it was revealed that Turnbull had held talks with John Della Bosca during this time on a possible switch and that he had harboured aspirations in his youth to head the Australian Workers' Union, which has a strong connection with Labor.[39]
>>79279628
Turnbull's using it as a big stick to beat the public over the head with
"Look at how unstable the rest of the world is! What we need right now is me as PM because I've already been in the position for several months so clearly I'm doing a good job. :^)"
>>79279628
Malcolm's also a republican who despises the uk
>>79271224
>Micallef
>Right leaning
You're deluded.
>>79279526
>>79279539
Gonna vote for right wing meme parties in the senate. I hope the Senate is a total clusterfuck and no bills get passed. That would be glorious
>>79279460
I didn't realise he has had the same crew for so long.
>>79279712
Too right m8, shit's fucked and our best days are far behind us
>>79279857
>despises the uk
A very ignorant remark.
>>79279857
As long as the Queen lives we won't abandon the commonwealth. People like her too much. So it's a question of is she can survive another four years.
>>79277943
VOTE LABOR TO SAVE MEDICARE
>>79279157
Plenty of his old stuff is on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw1FffaEGCM
Daily reminder a vote for the liberals is the easiest way to piss off the left
If you want to deadlock the senate vote LDP first, nobody else before Libs
NXT is protectionist fence sitting scum
Lambie is bogan trash
Greens are... I don't need to
>>79280205
Me mum has private health insurance m8.
>>79280227
>nobody else before Libs
One Nation and Katter party before libs m8 definitely you lib shill.
>>79278457
>Your reddit page loads in 4 m/s rather than 2 seconds
Wow that would sure increased your efficiency at work mate.
>>79278751
Why does it have to be a *national* broadband network? Does bumfuck nowhere population 5 really need fiber internet?
>>79278872
refer to pic
Election Day sausage sizzle vs Bunnings cunts which one do I go to tomorrow?
>>79280245
If she used the public system maybe she wouldn't have dementia.
>>79280288
I forgot about one nation and family first
Katter... Nah m8 I'm not a fan of protectionism
>>79280465
One Nation are protectionists too.
What meme parties should I put above Liberal?
>>79280414
Bunnings sausage sizzles are shit.
>>79280465
>I'm not a fan of protectionism
Enjoy paying child support then m8.
>>79280444
She'd already be dead after being misdiagnosed and mistreated by a doctor fresh from Bangalore University.
>>79280529
Shooters and fishers, automotive enthusiasts, the libertarian vet
If they're running
>>79280518
Thanks, was about to check
I generally vote liberal, but I voted for Kevin in 07 because I knew Johnny wouldn't finish his term
post your local labor cuck candidates
>>79280529
One Nation
Rise Up
ALA
CDP
DLP
Family First
Australian Christians
Shooters & Fishers
Motoring Enthusiasts
Katter
LDP
PUP for the keks
>>79280563
I like my cheap Chinese shit, fuck obsolete industries. The more bogans I put out of work the better
Providing we also wind down the welfare state
>>79280529
Anyone. Put the Liberals last.
NXT in SA and Greens in Vic will make all predictions worthless.
>>79280695
That guy is definitely the result of a Martin Ferguson shag at a party conference.
>>79280695
Who the fuck would vote for this guy?
>>79280773
>Implying I live in those places.
>Implying I would put the Libs after Labor in a million years, leftie.
who else is voting against gay marriage here in the plebecite?
>>79280892
I will need a patricianecite to be able to vote.
>>79280695
yuck
vote 1 Cathy McGowan
>>79280695
Local Labor candidate honestly looks like an alpha Chad.
Met johnny Howard at southlands wa the other day, fucking LEGEND still at it
Shame he wasn't in his tracksuit though
>>79280227
Yeah fucking great. Vote in a government that will sell-out our infrastructure, give huge tax breaks to corporate giants, then bring in a shitload of refugee's. Yeah let's do this all to spite some people you don't agree with. Yeah fucking great mate. Top shit. Yeah mate, no problem with this plan mate.
>Dead
>Shit
>3 left wing parties, 0 right wing parties
Fuck this election.
>>79281181
Noice, pity about the lack of tracksuit though
>>79280328
>Does bumfuck nowhere population 5 really need fiber internet?
Well no, and that was never the plan. Under both the libs and the labs' plans, the 7% of the population that lives in bumfuck nowhere would be serviced by fixed wireless or satellite services. So no fibre was ever going to be dragged out to a tin shack in the middle of the Simpson Desert.
This map shows the original rollout plan for the NBN. The fibre transit links you can see have already been built, and were always going to have to be built to service a truly national infrastructure. That's as far as stringing fibre across the country goes.
Labor. South West, South and West Sydney who have voted early have choose Labor. I'm curious why they have Liberal in major lead, maybe Turnbull got friends in media and controlling this? (He worked for Channel 9 and The Bulletine back in the days).
I'm voting Labor because Turnbull worked in a high management for Goldman Sach. He was involved in HIH collaspse, but got away.
His going to make the rich more richer while driving the middle incomers down to low income.
Yes, his a businessman and got some neat resume stats, but this guy will milk us out.
Voting Libs, you're pretty much voting for Goldman Sach to take over and screw us all over.
ok whats the bet its another hung parliament! are you for or against it?( a hung parliament)
>>79280695
>>79281428
>Labor. South West, South and West Sydney who have voted early have choose Labor.
Source? "My mate" doesn't count.
>>79281261
lmao what a cuck
>>79280328
>Durrr the only thing the internet is good for is reddit durrrr
>didn't even answer my question because he knows he's wrong
Basically every single fucking industry would gain efficiency from having actually decent internet shit brain.
>Business pay wages THROUGH THE INTERNET: Efficiency + 1 fuck nugget
>Education uses THE INTERNET to educate, take in assignments, to upgrade their software: at least + 2 efficiency fuck nugget
>Whole office buildings would benefit from being able to update software, distribute information/commissions/whatever the fuck they're being paid to do, ON THE INTERNET: couple more + efficiency fuck nugget
I'm going to quote someone who's intellectually on par with you
IT'S 2016
How can you not realize how this could boost efficiency in LITERALLY EVERY INDUSTRY
>Fuck nugget
What if we doubled the debt celing and gave everyone a tax cut?
