>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
ROBERT
>(((White Chicago)))
>>79252555
TONIGHT...
>ROBERT
>SHOTS FIRED. NO SHIT, ALL NIGHT. JUST FUCKING SHOOTING. TOO MANY INCIDENTS TO LIST.
>Domestic Battery...TOO MANY TO LIST.
>COMMERCIAL ALARM...Too many to list individually.
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS...(Check your partner's keys! :3)
>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING..10, 30, 15, FUCK IT. ALL OVER THE CITY. JUST FIGHTING GROUPS OF NOGS.
>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT...TOO MANY TO LIST INDIVIDUALLY.
>Jigaboo Central Time
>please clap
>fags boyfriend beating him up
>guy asking police to go into friends house who he thinks suicided
>actives shoter
>Guy getting beat up by his girlfriend.
>neighbor threw a mattress into her yard
>Trash can fires
>middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets
>Drunk parents yelling at juvenile daughter
>MISSING 50 y/o 5' 5" 150 lb. female "Anna" got disappeared while running with her club...
>...So she caught a cab and went home. ("I guess she couldn't keep up, huh?")
>Nig stole a purse, has a gun, running through a parkinglot
>Confusion over purses being snatched. Is it one? Is it two? WHO KNOWS?!
>2 Car accident, one injury, refusing EMS
>2 fucked up nigs in a white blazer, passing out, trying to drive off
>drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car..*UUPDATE* DOmestic...hit the neighbors car while fighting.
>Battery in progress, black male/female across from a church
>50 Partying assholes shooting fireworks
>*nog screaming in background* YOU GONNA NEED SOME HELP OUT THERE?
>*DISPATCH LAUGHING* DRUNK MALE HISPANIC BOTHERING FOLKS FOR MONEY AND DRINKING A FORTY
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
>RAMPAGING WHEELCHAIR CRIPPLE SCRATCHED A BITCHES CAR
>SPIC GOT SHOT THREE TIMES...RECEIVING TREATMENT.
>NOG TRIED TO DRAGA A WOMAN INTO A STORM DRAIN
>FIGHTING AT THE REHAB CENTER...Wait, do we respond to that? I thought the Sherriff handled that?
>>79252555
SHOTS FIRED
reposting etc
>>79252611
drink
R O B E R T
>>(((White Chicago)))
FIRST FOR ROBERT
>>79252555
>>79252599
CONTINUED...
>ROBERT Is riding with FD...there's a fire in an alley.
>FOOT PERSUIT!!
>LAND ROVER STOLEN LAST NIGHT IS FOUND/RECOVERED
>BLACK MALE BLACK SHIRT THREATENED ASSAULT
>15 GANG MEMBERS IN CARS THROWING BOTTLES AT CARS SHOUTING "COBRA LOVE".
>Two black males tried to break into a vehicle
>KID BATTERED BY MOTHER, LOCKED IN BATHROOM WITH ONE YEAR OLD
>GANGBANGERS FROM EARLIER SMASHED OUT AN OLD LADY'S WINDOWS!!
>"822 Robert, I just got a ticket that says they no longer need you"..."Story of my life."
>Multiple drinkers and gamblers, Around a white caddie, male and female...some are underage.
>Multiple homeless setting up a tent city flash mob! "They're aaaaall inside for the night!" :DDD
>20 ARGUING Gang bangers!
>arguing nigs in the gym
>"Female screaming for help in her apartment, nothing further...But ZONE 13 WANTS TO WISH MADINA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
>ARMANDO EJECTED FROM THE VEHICLE...ARMANDO'S TRAPPED IN ENEMY GANG TERRITORY!!!
>Garage on fire...nog in background of dispatch screaming.
>SLOW IT DOWN
>THANKS EVERYBODY. WE'RE DRIVING THE STOLEN LANDROVER BACK TO THE OWNER.
What a goddamn city.
ROBERTs
EVERYONE HOP IN THE SPICMOBILE
this is the first time i have been in one of these threads. they comfy?
>hispanics with guns
>hispanics driving around at very high speed shooting in the air
>you the best
>>79252654
I fixed it senpai
Drink:
Shots Fired
Black Male
Withe T-Shirt
Robert
Try not to die by July 4
>>79252685
very
It's zero hour in the city of god.
Hold onto your comfy.
ROBERT, THE CITY NEEDS YOU
SHOTS FIRED 4
male beaners
>6 male hispanics running with guns
armando is fucked
>>79252685
turn down the lights, get some tea.
very comfy.
try the ambient music link
>>79252685
very
>>79252685
The most comfiest.
>you the best
>taxiing around spics
wot
>>79252685
So comfy. Third night in a row for me. >Stable is not a condition!!
I'm just tuning in for tonight though, Robert, what have I missed y'all?
My favorite so far from the night
All Robert's are just a poor substitute for the real Robert
>confusing a Hyundai with a GMC
Wew, we can't keep drinking like this. Especially on weekdays.
We need a /fit/ alternative. Push ups, planks, lunges, body squats etc.
Lil wayne arrested
>>79252737
rip in peace Armando you solid lad.
>>79252785
You've missed a lot of unexplained screams over the radio that are harrowing.
>>79252699
>>79252826
curl for every shot fired
Just switched to ambient channel
>>79252863
yay
>>79252835
>poss firearm
could arrest half the city
>>79252826
I like this idea a lot better.
We must aspire to be as omnipresent as Robert (check your keys)
123 ROBERTS
1 2 3 R O B E R T S
>>79252859
Kek
Were you here last night for the slide whistle??
>>79252859
Not even the dead know peace from Chiraq.
Pedo bear ON THE LOOSE!!!
>SPIC TRIED TO ABDUCT A 3 YEAR OLD
the mustache man at it again
check keys
Anyone dragging their 3-year-old out at 1AM is just asking for trouble.
>CHECK YO KEYS
Mexican kidde fiddler
>spics doing spics
>CHECK YOUR KEYS
Check yo keys
lol wut is that for
MEXICAN TRIED TO GET A LOLI!
Also, this guy need to check his key.
>>79252952
Yea, I saw the guy's post about it in the next instant and I knew.
Thread went batshit like lady rosa.
CHECK YO KEYS
KEYS checked [X] unchecked [ ]
Check dem keys!
>>79252251
I am in a good neighborhood. These people are the only trash. (Imagine a Midwest neighborhood of $400k houses starting, but there is a couple that are horders and can't fit any cars in their 3 car garage, put blankets over Windows, and have enough room for only one person to sit on the couch, so now your house value is 50k lower than it should be).
My parties include all the other neighbors anyway. I am the neighborhood. We even hired a private homeowners association company so they would help enforce city code.
>>79253064
>check these keys
>Parents are gonna pick the spic up
If I fall asleep to this, will I lucid dream that I am Robert, giving the open fire order?
Im sitting here cozy in the 708 wondering how the fuck or why the fuck I still live here knowing all this shit happens half an hour away from me
goddamn mexican pedos.
>>79253026
>YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
We're got a black male
>CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE
Check your keys
>SHITLORD
Robert.
All these Roberts remind me of an old Monty Python skit...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA
>>79253032
Lady Rosa, machine gunner, bank of America bums ..etc
Can't wait for July 4.
I look forward to this all day long
Man every night there is a car that has been running all day.
wtf.
>>79253098
only if you check these dubs first.
I just got home, what the hell is going on?
>>79253112
he'd look like Al Pacino if it wasnt for that fuck ugly shit on his face
>niggers hiding between cars to rob people
>4-5 male blacks hiding in the gangways waiting to rob people
Aw shit here it goes.
Group of blacks ambushing passerby.
4-5 male blacks trying to rob people
same group as yesterday
4-5 black people waiting in the gangways to rob people
nigs hiding at the gas station waiting to rob people
>Blacks hiding in gangways waiting to rob people.
nigs waiting in ambush
>>79253111
You will with those trips
>>79253202
Nigs nigging
Ben "Robert" Garrison is cleaning up.
>gang of four male blacks waiting in the alley ways to rob people they robbed his friend yesterday
Shit they organised
>>79253166
Same. It's the highlight of my day.
>kids playing with construction equipment
WHO HERE KILLDOZER
KIDS DRIVING CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT ABSOLUTE MADMAN
kids playing with construction equipment
>kids in the street playing with construction equipment
why do they say Robert all the time?
WHITE SHIRT
H
I
T
E
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H
I
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T
>>79253173
I get banned every time I say the d word
>kids playing with construction equipment
>niggers prepping an ambush
>battery between mexican chicks
>>79253166
>Best new hobby ever
>>79252655
>LAND ROVER STOLEN LAST NIGHT IS FOUND/RECOVERED
>>79253309
Robert = R in the phonetic alphabet
They have Rs at the end of their callsign
It's midnight. Who /midnightsnack/ here?
>>79253309
its their acknowledge or pick up
>>79253291
I work for a construction company. ALWAYS LOCK YOUR SHIT UP. people know they can go drive ATVs and forklifts.
>>79253151
These are some fashy memes goy.
>tfw can't watch live footage from from bodycams
will this ever be a thing?
male black
black gun
red banana
ready to sell drugs
>selling drugs
But drugs are illegal!
>>79253309
robert = night car
example : robert 24
dope deal at train station gun in waistband
>in Chicago right now there a little kids playing around with construction equipment late at night
>apartment may be on fire
Suicide by aspex
>spic dealing drugs
>selling drugs with a gun in his wasteband with a red bandana, sweat pants and a hoodie
>"""""""inconspicuous"""""""""
>group of blacks waiting to rob people in the gangway, same nigs robbed his friend yesterday
COAL MINE BOYS
>>79253370
Lasagna and a side salad, mah nigguh!
>>79253317
Check your keys then
>>79253361
Try to locate your city on broadcastify. Keep it as background noise and you'll suddenly be an expert on everything that's happening in your city.
>>79253388
So are those infinity double digits, greatest ally.
Selling drugs with a gun in his waistband in front of the Blue Vine(?) lol
I'm not a robert
>>79253166
>July 4
>nobody can tell real gunshots from fireworks
Kek. How do they handle this?
>>79253397
One can hope
>>79253397
Yes, also betting, requests and arena turnaments.
>>79253399
drugs are bad m'kay
>Hoodie.
Trayvon 2.0
>>79253444
r o b e r t
>>79253370
Capri Sun as a grown up
AND A WHITE SHIRT
>>79253397
This
> Another man who has small breasts, err small BRAIDS
>>79253462
They don't.
The fourth is going to be batshit. I'm not even gonna try to document the happenings.
small breasts and a white shirt.
>>79253291
>>79253383
I use to actually work for security company that guarded a lot of construction sites
I was surprised how many construction company clients we had when I started working there
MALE with small breast and a white shirt?
>>79253450
Ha no city here - population 500 - 99%white
>>79253452
Heil! Tell those roberts you know irl to listen to an hour of nigs at night and see if that changes their racial views.
True story....
Listening to the police scanner one night for my town.
Call comes across for a "domestic". Hear MY OWN address coming across the radio.
(it was my next door neighbor, someone down the street called it in but got the address wrong)
>>79253538
His name was Robert Paulsen
Robert scratched at his scars. They were itching, which he figured must mean it was about to rain. He raised the remote, clicked a button, and the shades raised to reveal that it was, indeed raining. He lumbered towards the window, with the neon signs shining through the blinds, only showing his glaring eyes. Chicago, or Chiraq as the junkies called it. A city full of fear and misery. "Home sweet home." He clutched his whiskey with his other hand, raising it to take a sip before returning it to its place on the table. As he glanced around his apartment he was struck with how normal it looked, still. The lamp posts from outside the housing projects dripped their sepia paint into the dark canvas of the night. Architecture hadn't gone far in the past ten years, whereas technology had gone farther than anybody could have ever imagined. Without looking he took his glass of whiskey back into his hand, swirling it about and listening to the sound of ice on glass. Yes, technology had gone far. He downed the remaining alcohol and stood, marveling at how he wasn't woozy yet. After all, that had been his sixth.
As he strolled towards the door, he had to remind himself of the days when six glasses would have put him on the floor. It had been a while. Not everybody remembered the days when alcohol affected people. Now, even kids could drink it.
Before leaving, Robert grabbed his black trench coat, and USP45 he called "Betsy". He felt the metal chassis slide across his hand before inserting a magazine. He blew a kiss to his Asuka body pillow. "Best girl" he said, as he gave a wink to her smiling face, before the light from the hallway closed on her as he left.
Robert opened the door into the hallway, glancing at every door number he walked past. He made his way downstairs. Outside, the cold air caressed his face. He checked his keys, radio static..."5 black males drug dealing at Hyde Park." Robert lit his last cig in the box. He pulled out Betsy and cocked the hammer. Showtime.
>>79253405
Lemme correct you on that,
Example: 634R(obert)
>>79253440
Sounds delicious senpai. I had rigatoni with Italian sausage and marinara sauce for supper, so I figured grapes to keep it Italian.
WOMAN SCREAMING FOR HELP
>>79253599
>>79253602
>background music for this story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7oxd7p7zf0
>woman screaming for help
>"suuuuure, i was calling you"
>>79253596
Did you call the police to correct them?
>>79253602
TL;DR
>>79253555
nice trips.
you can probably get the local fire/emt for the county.
surprisingly active even in small towns, just not chimpouts.
>>79253462
>no hope
>bloodbath
>not enough police
>tendies on deck
>>79253638
:c she didn't like how that robert tried to proposition her.
>>79253602
10-4
His name was Robert Paulsen
>>79253602
>mfw read that in clive owens Sin City voice
>ooooo, 10-4
>>79253676
Thought about it, but decided that would be too weird.
Just waited for them to show up and pointed them in the right direction.
.His name was Robert Paulsen
alright boi
>"Right boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
>>79253602
>>79253683
Triple fives - almost missed it!
Will check... I can hear the volunteer firefighters from my house they actually have a siren they just sound as the call...
>>79253462
They don't handle it. Last year 10 people died, 55 got shot over July 4th weekend. The year before 14 killed, 84 shot
>>79253638
>In extreme comfort, eating delicious food,
>Listening to Chicago drown in it's own blood in realtime
What a fucking time to be alive, anon.
>>79253855
thats a man
>>79253855
kek
Omg I just thought of something
Zone 6 on the fourth
Op will the fourth be at regular hours or just all day?
>>79253855
he fell for the trap meme
>be living on south side
>hear helicopter this late
>>79253886
>>>/x/
>>79253860
I'd fucking hide in a sewer
>>79253596
My cousin for whatever reason told me she heard my address on a police chase that ended into a foot pursuit into my yard where they lost the guy on mnpoliceclips.com
And sure as shit it was there, they apparently blocked off the neighborhood
You can hear the officers tried knocking on my door but I was asleep
>>79253870
>listening to Chicago drown in it's own blood
I'm surprised there aren't mass amounts of zoned out people on pcp walking naked at night in Chiraq.
>>79253999
>>79253870
>tfw
>>79254064
only grandmas do PCP, anon
get with the times
>>79253999
TRI CONFIRMS IT
BLOODZ WILL RULE CHICAGO
NO MORE ROBERT
ONLY DAVID
>>79253964
Send it to /b/
>>79253999
>>79254088
Fawking NICE gets!
>>79253964
Jesus that hoembrew piercin...
>>79253984
Reminds me of this classic...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_yl0cAHygw
So, is there any reason why there's a nightly Chicago thread? Any major political or "social injustice" that occurred to spur these people into action or is it because it's a shithole?
>>79254064
There propably are the cops just don't give a shit unless someone actually calls
Like let's be honest your out at night and see some pcp/crackhead walking down the street would you bother to report?
>amberlamps no. 9
>>79254168
they voted democrat
>>79254168
just a dumpster fire
>>79253999
>>79253943
Niiice.
SHOTS FIRED
>>79254173
Last time someone got reported for being on PCP in Chicago they got shot 16 times
(yes it was a nigger)
SHOOTING
>>79253999
NAWWOMYGOD
gang fights
>>79254168
chitown is a shithole plain and simple
our president was a city planner for chicago and taught at uchicago- so that gives you an idea of his capabilities
>>79254168
2000+ listeners every night listen to this stream.
Chicago is a slow motion warzone.
Peepshow into US economic collapse and race issues.
>battery in progress
>someone shot
kek
>>79254168
Definite Social injustice. KeK
>>79254168
It's just comfy. Like a old t-shirt
>>79253870
This wasn't the future I chose, but I'm breddy happy with it.
>>79254168
nah this is just usual nigs nigging. The reason we're here is to build hype for the real show on July 4th.
somebody got ventilated
>ywn come home to a sassy black slightly overweight overworked dispatcher for a gf
JUST
>>79254168
The Original OP cited Obama's lauding of Chiraq's gun control laws.
DRINK
>>79254294
It's spelled: CHICONGO
Now compare this to Australia...
I used to listen to the radio station 3AW. One morning, they were talking about someone who pumped gas at a gas station then drove off without paying for it.
Everyone was shocked.
>>79254156
That's funny I've never seen that
Britfag here, first time in this thread. What should I expect and why should I tune into the stream and threads?
19yo gunshot victims
damn
>2367 listeners
>it was 1600 5 days ago.....
>blood sport when?
>>79254331
I think it was last night someone got shot in the dick and ass both
>savage aim
>>79254387
chicucko
19 yr old girl n male victim
rip in pepper
>gun shot victims walking home
>"oh i think someone was looking for them earlier"
I'm in chicago for the night at my friends place. I can finally listen close to the action
AYYY JUST GOT HERE, WHAT HAPPENED
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK???
I literally JUST turned on the police scanner and "male 19 gunshot victim"
Holy shit.....isn't this the state state that anti-American nigger communist traitor in the white house is from?
Fucking nigger can't even control his chimpanzee friends in his home state.
>>79254398
Crimes in real time.
Cops frustrated and unable to cope.
Dispatch laughing at callers.
I think I've figured out how to solve the problem
We just need to pull a warriors and find some charismatic King coon to unify the pavement walkers and hers the kicker convince them to suicide mission the cops somehow the ghetto would tear itself apart then the national guard can roll in and clean up
Robert, let's remember the good times about Chicago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPyc7dH28KE
>>79253678
I can't put Robert's life into TLDR, too much emotion to fit into one line.
>>79254398
>CHECK YO KEYS
>>79254398
So you can be smug about getting out of the EU???
>>79254168
We are listening to police brutality or institutional racism or whatever it is excuses these people for murdering strangers and beating people with bricks
>>79254464
Same city even.
>>79254398
Inner city chaos - They didnt bin that gun
>>79254398
There was a Black male in red panties scaring kids at 4am yesterday.
>>79254398
FIRST, GO HERE:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
THEN, READ THESE:
>>79252599
>>79252655
Strap in. We're still two and a half hours from 3rd shift's lunch break.
>>79254168
They need a whole blacksite just to lock these nignogs down. The shittiest of shitshow Presidents lived there. Confirmed shithole.
>>79254398
Nogs killing other nogs...Women being attacked by nogs...Mexicans shooting guns off randomly and also killing nogs...This>>79254417
>>79254324
Well, a post above had the average of kills/wounded for the last few years around, what, 13/70~? How bad do you think it'll get this year?
>>79254464
A-Armando?
>>79254449
19 year old gunshot victims. Male & female.
Also, how's alaska?
>>79254482
Boy I sure do love that intro song.
>male manlet hispanics in their 40's
>>79254387
shut up cletus
>>79254464
>I-IT'S WHITE PEOPLE'S FAULT
>>79254398
You should expect nigs nigging. You should tune in and participate in the threads because it's a good way to unwind and get /comfy/ at the end of a day.
>>79254531
this is a good post.
>>79254482
>no decade will be more comfy than the 80s
it hurts anon
>5'8
>5'6
AYY LMAO
So is Independence Day in Chicago really lit up at night? I won't be let down for the hype will I?
>>79254482
10-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AJyb4lMXkg
>>79254487
>that pic
wew
e
w
First timer here. Who the fuck is Robert and why are so many niggas getting blasted?
>average Wednesday night in chimpcago
Don't let this happen to your city.
>>79254551
cold
>>79254585
Trump = 80s Part II.
You know it is true.
>>79254521
We need to start importing more Koreans. More precisely, the roof top variety ones.
>>79254487
I prefer the time when Batgirl worked as a dispatcher on The Man From Uncle
>>79254621
Robert kills without regard, Anon.
>>79254621
Because it's Chicago
>robbed at gunpoint by a black male
Why am I not surprised?
>>79254603
statistically, it's the most active weekend of the year
>>79254585
PAyyy :^)
>>79254398
Robert?
>>79254608
Based Diefenbaker.
>>79254696
Because he wasn't shot?
>>79254577
Thank you kindly, Robert!
>>79254317
Them feels, Robert. I feel them too.
>tfw another nog's getting murdered, and you don't even add it to the list because it's too "normal". kek.
