>be at a small party with a couple friends
>start talking to this girl who admits she's pansexual
>I tell her I think pansexuality is a made up term
>she gets mad and explains pansexual means you love the person for who they are
>I argue then you're basically offending heterosexual and homosexual and bisexual people who would say they love the person for who they are
>gets mad
>says pansexuality has been around for 75 years
>I ask for proof
She's been on her phone for the past 15 min and hasn't said a word. Wtf is with people?
>>79248700
Just go with it.
>>79248908
Uh I even told her I didn't care what she believed but she wasn't gonna convince me it was a real thing and she just started going on some large rant about it
>>79248700
I am djsjzjsexual don't oppress me
>>79249029
Ask her why she doesn't consider herself bisexual. Alternatively:
>How long have you been attracted to pans?
is a personal favorite of mine
>>79248700
Keep that up and you'll be havin to chase off that pussy with a broom.
>>79248700
I'm assuming shes not hot
wow sounds like you really made her think
>>79248700
You did the right thing OP.
Life of the party anon
>>79248700
Why are you entertaining that nonsense just fug and be done with it just nod and agree who cares about her meme sexuality that doesn't exist. As long as she has never had a benis then who cares.
>>79248700
Way to ruin your chanced of getting laid
>>79248700
She's tweeting about "omg some guy said sum ignant shit 2 me wtf its 2016"
>>79248700
>you love the person for who they are
This dumb cunt is confused, demisexuality is when you can only feel attracted to someone you love.
Pansexuality is a made up gender, tell her to rethink her life.
If she wants the pan
Give her the pan
>Of course I try to antagonize people at parties as a man of my intellect cannot simply let off-the-cuff remarks go without scrutiny
>>79248700
need ww3 to cull the herd and make the genepool non-retarded again. this is a product of ww3 not ever happening.
>>79250858
implying catching stds from a degenerate pos is an accomplishment.
>>79250951
>demisexuality
not real either you dolt
>>79251139
You ever take sex ed there sonny?
Wrap it up TWICE
>>79248700
it just means she is a slut, op
you should seize the opportunity
>>79251098
Right because the previous two mass slaughter's of young men wasn't quite enough?
>>79251245
This is retard advice. This is a BAD idea.
>>79250222
Kek speaks the truth.
>>79248700
It's your fault that you're mingling with degenerates.
>>79251098
War removes the good genes, the good genes fight for the cause while the pussy faggots stay behind and fuck the woman.
>>79251541
Ahh yes
The degenerates...
What are we to do?
>>79251618
gas them
>>79248700
>I love people for who they are inside
>omg ugly creep don't talk to me
>>79251374
Only a faggot would say such things!
Beware man, these sick freaks have unprotected sex, and eve willingly contract aids as part as some bugchasing game
>>79251681
Easy there, Miklos
>>79248700
I'm proud of you OP. You done good.
>>79250858
>putting pussy on a pedestal
>>79251307
>young men
women gotta sign in 2 years here
>>79252241
>Egypt
>Faggot
Wait till the Egyptian consulate here about this!
>>79251077
You're really trying to get some millage on this image. Did you make it or something?
>>79248700
You fail at getting laid.
>>79248700
>>says pansexuality has been around for 75 years
Well faggotry has been for millenia, and heterosexuality has been since multicellular complex organism exists.
>>79252481
Don't make me say it
>>79250068
>pansexual
attract to pan
make sense to me
>>79252481
>canada
>beta cuck
Color me surprised.
>>79250068
She claims she isn't bisexual because she considers the person for who they are instead of physical features
Whatever the fuck that means
>>79252917
Ye'll niggas.......
>>79252979
Honestly bring more of that pharaoh putang this way
>>79250858
To prove a point she showed me pics of her at the bar the other night making out with this 44 year old nigger because she liked what he does for a living and a 30 year old Indian because he had a PhD
Ask her how babies are made
>>79253097
Yeah, they've been saying this shit for years. From now on just remember pansexual= easy as fuck
>>79248700
I think pansexual is supposed to mean you're attracted to all genders, whether it's man or woman or trans or otherkin or potted plant or whatever, it doesn't matter. Think about, do you automatically assume someone who is bi wants to make out with a tranny in a dress and a 5 o'clock shadow?
>>79248700
WHy even argue? If they believe in that retarded shit anyways then they are gone. At that point, when I hear people say that I think to myself "okay looks like this bitch is a piece of meat that I may or may not try to fuck".
>>79251077
Do not make excuses for women.
That's real sexism.
Anon pointed out a fact to counter her false claim and she should of rationalised it and asked for more information not runaway.
The irrational left need to be called out.
>>79253245
She will trigger and go to her safe space
>>79253198
>niggger
Good thing she showed you that, you no doubt avoided aids
>>79253198
That's not pansexual, that's just slutty
>>79253097
I've spoken to tumblrs before about this and they told me that bisexuals are only attracted to males and females, while pansexuals and attracted to all genders, or something like that. If they believe any other genders exist they're a lost cause unless you can drop a massive redpill bomb on them.
>>79253167
Egyptian women are shit tier, leaf. Trust me on that.
>>79251077
She brought up she was pansexual and I simply said "I don't believe in some made up shit that was created by tumblr 5 years ago. I can understand heterosexuality, homosexuality, and bisexuality."
She said "well it's been around for 75 years actually!" And I told her to prove it which she went on google on her phone for 15 min and said nothing which I guess means she couldn't find shit to prove her point
And I am not trying to get laid by her. She is purposely trying to be androgynous she says. She showed me pics of her looking manly. And I was like ok that's your preference. It's like she wants me to believe what she believes.
>now OP is sitting on the chair opposite the couch complaining on 4chan just as the dumb bitch is complaining on Tumblr
Fun party OP
>>79253481
Yes and the point I made to her was by identifying as pansexual and saying you're attracted to trannys and bisexuals aren't you're basically insulting trannys who identify as male or female. You're basically saying trannys who identify as a certain gender are only going to be attracted to a pansexual.
I mean do they not understand that they are actually offending people by making up bullshit?
>>79248700
Pansexual is a term invented by Freud to describe a human being that will fuck anything the roughly see as human. Its currently been co-opted by retards to describe bisexuals that dont give a shit about their "gender queer" faggot partners. Essentially, kids that are bored and want to be special. It originally was a blanket term for necrophiliacs and people that might hump a tree-stump that might be extra curvy.
>>79253097
Tell her to read Hegel or Heidigger or something.
>>79253517
I left because it became a bunch of ugly tumblr sluts talking about guys they've fucked anal while saying they deserve better
>>79252965
I've only met one person who considers themselves pansexual and they just thought I was joking around when I asked. My other friends there knew better and kept me away from her the rest of the night because they knew I couldn't resist fucking with her.
She was part of a group of 6 polyamorous cucks, 3 guys and 3 girls, 1 guy and 1 girl weren't sexually involved I guess
>going to parties
FUCKING
NORMIES
GET
OUT
REEEEEEE
>>79248700
>Who they really are
>Not what they are physically
>You have to hold the belief that there are multiple realities ie. dualism, just to be a pansexual
>Tfw pansexuals are now actively engaging in philosophy
>Tfw this goofy-ass ride will never end
>>79248700
>pan
>everything
Ask her if she's attracted to animals and children.
>>79253198
>To prove a point she showed me pics of her at the bar the other night making out with this 44 year old nigger because she liked what he does for a living and a 30 year old Indian because he had a PhD
HAHAHAH
>I like people for who they are!
Thats a code i will suck anything if it has money
Pansexuals are particularly mad today because today was suppose to be pansexual pride day, but heteros took it over. Every day of this month has its own gender pride day.
>>79252557
kill yourself degenerate hedonist
>>79253198
Kek she's a gold digging slut and tries to justify it with tumblr terms.
>>79253097
Ah I see. She wants all the benefits of a relationship (i.e. leeching off other people) whilst being a frigid bitch. I wander how long her pansexuality will last when she meets Tyrone.
>>79253198
She's greensexual
>>79248700
Technically pansexuality is defined roughly as attraction to anyone or anything, but only sometimes. She shouldn't call herself pansexual unless she knows what it means.
>inb4 go back to tumblr
I'm only trying to explain the mindset, because from this you know that the girl wants to be a special snowflake by calling herself pansexual. None of this frivolous sexuality definition stuff exists for any purpose other than being special snowflake.
>>79255108
this isn't /r9k/
Here on polchan, we are the elite of all 4chan.
>>79248700
Tell her that your cock is so selective that you only can fuck Le Crueset cookware.
>>79250951
>when you can only feel attracted to someone you love.
I have this, but unfortunately my sister refuse to date me
And since suddenly loving a complete stranger makes zero sense...
pizza rolls
>>79259625
Rape her. She'll understand.
