I've been on /pol/ for 3 years and just caught on that this website is satire.
Thanks for not telling me, I'm the idiot here...
>mfw I took /pol/ at face value for over 1,200 days
>>79231231
Literally nothing sarcastic about niggers being stupid as fuck criminals.
>>79231499
Yeah but we are all pretending here
>>79231231
/pol/ is 100% real.
If it was satire why with the FBI/ATF/NSA be here 24/7?
If it was satire why would Hillary Clinton herself refer to us as "The far side of the internet".
Why would she pay people to shill here 24/7 just hoping we waste time on their shill threads and make a few less memes?
The fact is /pol/ is more real then you bro.
Oh gdi, are the feds still camped out?
We're never gonna get the Race War started at this rate.
>FEDERAL AGENTS GTFO MY POL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79231894
they're always watching
yeah good try jokers, but this site is nothing more than trolls and clowns :)
>>79231231
It's satire combined with brutal honesty, but mostly it's shitposting.
>>79232062
Meh, fuck it.
If you're between the ages of 8 and 80 and still not on a list you are doing it wrong.
>>79232087
And extremist lone wolf terrorists. Don't forget about us familia.
>>79231231
it use to be satire,but people did not catch on and actually believed it.Causing a domino effect to the current state
>>79232315
Oh shut up, you just got here.
This whole thread is newfags
>>79232062
they for sure have autism by now
>>79231231
Not only is it Satire but most of us are Jews.
>>79232311
Yeah this website feeds off of misinformed mentally ill. It's a containment board for the autistic type of individual prone to committing right wing attacks to ensure the death of Nationalism
I've been on 4chan for 8 years and nothing here is satire you dumb fuck.
>>79232458
This
>>79232445
Moreover /pol/ is made so that you are silenced everywhere else, but also is disinfo mass scale satire
>>79232432
This tbqh familia
There are like 2 goys a day who actually post here. I used to run the JIDF Houston office.
Now imma #hatemissile
>>79232390
underrated
>>79232445
Then why do you come friendo?
No one forces you to come and constantly trigger yourself. It's a nice narrative script you have there btw.
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to the Democratic Convention
Oh yeah satire btw
>>79232652
LOL the leftists are gonna fuck that up all on their own.
>>79232062
most are converting, as well.
>>79231595
No we're not.
>>79231231
It's not satire for me
sieg heil
>>79232679
i didnt even realized i have to feel something
>>79232771
It's hilarious to think of the PTSD and emotional trauma federal agents have experienced here.
>r-race war gas th-th-the kikes....
No Robert, you are a DHS analyst not a stormfag. Your wife and children miss you.
>that's just... what... a kike would say
...
>>79231231
>saw this thread slowly go to last page
>shit heads bump it
>will get 300 replies
Well congrats OP you did it I guess.
satire? no
hyperbolic? yes
>>79231866
Haha your sarcasm is top kek
>>79231231
yes berry satire nobody in the world would hate the dear merchants for ruining humankind.
Greatest ally etc...
>>79231231
GETOUTGETOUTGETOUT
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79231231
>meme magic isn't real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr7CKWxqhtw
>>79231231
>believing /pol/ is satire
>>79233187
You had nothing to begin with, We brought sanity to your functional madness.
Once you're gone I feel inclined to have our people finally forget the responsive chaos that was your existence.
Alas we cannot bear that luxury lest we encounter your spiritual descendants in the mongrelized hordes. We won't make the same mistake twice.
I'm sure to a void worshiping demon such as yourself Divinity must seem evil and cruel
>>79231231
op is a faggot
>>79232551
thought it was warcraft
>>79231231
>act natural
SAtIRE
>>79233793
>speaking proper English
>Zimbabwe
>>79233793
>zimbabwe
nigger satire confirmed
>the /pol/ is satire meme
>the /pol/ is one person meme
>implying /pol/ isn't just a place to discuss current events
Sure is summer here.
>>79236479
Pol's narrative is 100% satire, It's all about being extreme, xenophobic, Hitler-esque, and little to do with rhetoric
>>79236578
>/pol/ is one person
OP is a faggot. By the way you do realize we have IDs here and your samefagging is visible to everyone?
>>79231231
Samefag retard
>>79232383
This.
Anyone who takes these facts we consistently post about race/gender/crime/et.al as "satire" deserves to be hanged on the day of rope.
Fuck off normies and newfags
everyone starts out doing this as a joke and then you internalize it and start to think that way
it's just like fapping to traps
>>79232838
14/88
>oh shit, because of /pol/ reality can't be my liberal safespace, better try to discredit it by calling it satire that nobody takes seriously
>>79233793
Loo! A nigger from a literal shithole trying to talk shit
>>79237290
Look*
God dammit
>>79237198
dam this guy is an old fag because he can play the joke so well
>>79231866
For real FBI is balls deep in here.
I'm not pretending
The half that see it as satire don't realize the other half is grimly serious about this shit and the half that are serious don't realize they are being satiricized.
Its ok I just realize feminine penis is satire today.
>>79232805
i am
>>79237123
/Pol/ is 100% satire. None of us would be stupid enough to post here if it wasn't. It's all a joke.
>>79237812
>and the half that are serious don't realize they are being satiricized.
Ironic shitposting doesn't really count as "satire"
>>79238002
>/Pol/
Hey newfag
>>79232062
>>79231866
Fun fact, the FBI actually collects pepes. Every time you create a new funny pepe, they share it in their group chat.
Save a poor FBI office worker, make some new pepes
>>79237812
You are on to something. Yeah, there's a minority here of posters who take this at face value, a majority are just playing along, but the majority of people here are just being sarcastic, satirical, they say extreme things just for replies, etc
>>79231231
Glad you're caught up. Now can you leave so we can get back to planning the fourth Reich, Mr. NSA agent?
>>79238704
Not really. Far-right ideas are becoming more popular in general, both on and off 4chan. There are a lot of people here who just shitpost, but you're delusional if you don't think the majority are at least somewhat earnest
>>79232744
Checked
>>79231231
Clearly.
>>79238900
1/2 of /pol/ is /sp/ /b/ /k/ and /mlp/ pretendposters
>>79231595
My opinions are correct.Pay attention!
>>79238900
newfag much? If you don't understand this is a board for distasteful humor, please leave. The vile opinions shared here are nothing anybody would want to be associated with in a serious way.
>>79239309
This board is basically a graffiti wall.
You remember that bathroom wall in High School? You read all the shit on that wall, and now you're on /pol/
>>79238906
They use their pussy power to bait dumbass men into acting macho and taking all the risk of actual violence.
>>79231231
Don't you get it? We're the people who are too intellectually stubborn to agree/think a certain way because others do/succumb to peer pressure etc. That's WHY we don't fit in or reveal true opinions in public and come here to vent, these tactics of trying to get others to conform have never worked on us, even if we wanted them to. We're too autistic
>>79238628
What does the FBI think about dank memes?
Do they realize that everything posted on /pol/ is 100%, unequivocal, objective satire?
>>79231231
>>79232974
kek
/pol/ is an example of peer pressure
you guys bully ppl to saying mean things or they are targeted
>>79239766
Just to be clear, I was referencing the those of us who aren't Reddit immigrants and thread sliders, shills and jews
>>79231866
They literally analyze our shitposting. we are such gods
GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW
lol jk
Samefag summer AIDS is strong on this thread
>>79238628
I like to think that the surveillance guys always fight to get to do surveillance on us instead of another community.
>Oh man I hope I get /pol/, I want to expand my pepe folder
>Fuck you man, I had to go though tumblr all week, its my turn.
>>79231231
~90% of it is satire
The other 10% is quite real unfortunately.
I wish they would just be open about their shilling and host timestamped FBI general threads.
Hell I'd even report terrorists and bad guys i found on google to them and be like a cool secret spy team fighting crime around the world.
This board is not satire.
>>79231231
>>79231334
/pol/ is a board of peace, we value tolerance and diversity. The few extremists here are NOT real /pol/lacks, they don't represent the whole.
:^)
>>79239770
the only time /pol/ is satire is when they come a-knocking in their tinted van
Oh haha thats just satire
>>79233455
Holy fuck shit, that's Jerry Reed!
>>79236845
>2meta5me
>>79231231
/pol isn't satire
The whole internet is satire. That's the problem, people keep taking it seriously and doing stupid shit because of angry SJW twitter posts.
>>79241477
Dont get me wrong, the extreme liberal left is satire too
Reddit, Tumblr, etc
Just like /pol/ a minority of the userbase doesn't see through it
There isn't a black and white line anymore. The vast majority of opinions that /pol/ voices are only over-the-top versions of opinions they actually hold.
Except I can't seriously think people actually give a shit about Jews. Anti-Israel, sure, but who the hell gives a shit about 1% of the population who are only slightly better off economically and are increasingly-assimilated. The NatSoc branch of /pol/ is entirely satire except for the 1 person who doesn't get the joke.
Basically these ideologies of SJW and Alt Right come from the ideas of satirical information and expand on it
One day someone went to Tumblr and said Islam is a religion of peace and here we are today
>>79241628
>extreme liberal left is satire
kek. Are Women's Studies departments "satire" too? Is Hillary Clinton's campaign satire? Are the Dems just playing a big joke on us by nominating a sexist piece of shit just so she can be First Woman President?
>>79242134
Salon and all that is Satire, buzzfeed too, the owners of those media outlets know they can get views from all sides to observe such satirical work
>>79242134
Shit like Ron Paul is satire too, the guy was placed in congress 12 terms to play a comic relief role throughout the 80s 90s and 2000s\
Like 95% of world politics is satire, even Genghis Khan was only joking at the beginning, Trump too, Hitler even ran as satire. Funny how history is written by satirical intentions
Swallow the true red pill and read between the lines of history
>>79231231
Nice meme
>>79231231
>(((satire)))
laugh it up while you can Jude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDLyKSYRqXM
>>79231231
>>79231231
OP is right though
he is the idiot
>>79231231
It's not, that's just something that retards say. It's a containment board for new rightish things that used to be all over /b/
By the way that's Joda Cain
http://www.kptv.com/story/23855639/court-records-suggest-two-teens-used-sledgehammer-to-kill
He killed his white grandmother or some shit.
>>79243894
/pol/ contains the right wing /b/ and now 4chans featured board /b/ is all left wing
guess who got jewed?
>>79233793
IM COLLECTING IT
CALL THE POLICE
I DONT GIVE A FUCK
>summerfags thinking this is satire
y-yeah, it's all satire. Nothing to see here. Move along folks.
>>79231595
Hi I'm pretending too.
TeeHee
> please pretend w/me
>>79232087
This thread is being monitored.
>>79231231
Nah.There are great deal of people who take /pol seriously.Im pretty sure that someone on the pol is going to do something pretty bad and they will shut it down eventually.
>>79244027
it means that /pol/ is the second highest traffic board on the site and gets shit all over other boards anyways. moot created a safe haven for us thinking it would contain us, instead he united us and we changed the world with meme magic.
>>79232458
There is very obviously satire (well maybe sarcasm) it takes about a month to get up to speed on what's going on here.
The biggest trap people fall into is thinking people on /pol/ hate ALL blacks, ALL Mexicans, ALL Jews, and ALL muslims.
There are a lot of new fags that get caught up in this trap.
