I'm so fucking happy right now /pol/, and this is fucking great, all the gays and getting butt-hurt over it!
>https://twitter.com/LadyAodh/status/748235930956242944
>https://twitter.com/hashtag/HeterosexualPrideDay?src=hash
>>79230413
Typical democrats - "ACCEPT ME!!!"....... "NO I DONT ACCEPT YOU IN RETURN!!!"
You're a fucking retard for caring about this
>>79234575
read some of the tweets, they're fucking gas
>>79234575
>You're a fucking retard for caring about this
Why on /pol/ if identifying shitlibs' weakness is unimportant?
>>79230413
Here's my contribution
You can't reason with them, so just fuck with them. I had a fat lesbian wanting to touch my nuts this morning.
>>79230413
>>79237320
I got blocked for accepting the congratulations.
1/3
2/3
3/3 2ez
>>79237068
Kek.
>>79234575
Do you not see that salt mine which lays before you? Open your eyes, believe in the power of passive trolling
I'm so proud of my straight white male brethren. Even OP is a heterosexual for once.
>>79240006
Yes more keep going
>>79240787
Caps locks are cruise control for REEEEEE
Scrolling through the tag was pretty funny. So much butthurt.
>>79240916
>Using all caps to express the signs of anger
What does this possibly accomplish?
>>79240787
Romeo and Juliet says otherwise.
#buttsexmatters
>>79240073
>>79240006
>>79239942
It really is shocking that that logic is completely lost upon these types. They are literally doing to hetero whites what they they cry victim over. Sad!
>>79241106
Ooooh looky.....a special snowflake!
>>79241431
>Done
What should I say now guys?
>>79241106
>an angry panromantic asexual
>>79241106
>I don't have time for this crap
>spends time on this crap
What would these morons do without their monthly oppression Olympics?
>>79241106
>>79241902
>*panoramic sexual
>>79241862
lol
I don't have a problem with homos as long as they leave me and mine alone, which the vast majority do.
Why are YOU so butthurt over homos /pol/? Scared of your own latent homo tendencies? There's that saying about shouting the loudest...
The degenerates who are all into drugs and free sex and shit should be executed though. That applies to both male and female, hetero and homo.
bump. this is hilarious. Let the butthurt continue.
>>79242440
I don't care either way about homos, i'm just enjoying the butthurt.
>>79242362
She just blocked me lmao
>>79241862
send her a funny anime image like pic related and speak using meme arrows
>>79242440
question is why are Homos butt-hurt up Heterosexuals?
lol butthurt get it?
>>79242570
This. They could just ignore the hashtag. This is (technically) just a hashtag for heteros.
>brexit
>#heterosexualprideday
I-is it actually happening? Is the tide finally turning?
>>79237992
>so faggots are cowards as well?
Why are we keeping them around again?
This was trending yesterday retards
>Straight pride day is everyday
We need to make this happen
>>79242802
It started turning the very moment leftists starting turning on gays for being white males. now turning their backs on them in favor of muslims is rising the fire higher
>>79241862
Bring up Emmett Till. He was definitely murdered for his heterosexuality.
>>79241952
lol
>>79240787
Just show her black on white relationships in the past. Once she realizes she cant argue that her goal post will move and her entire arguement is over.
what's the matter? I thought faggots loved being ass blasted.
>>79230413
What exactly is there point of trolling fags? This is just going to make them more insufferable. You're giving them more reasons to feel 'persecuted'. Also why do straight people need a pride day? How many people died purely for being straight?
>gays can't share the lime light with anyone
Who saw that coming... The way they pine for attention, who in their right mind could've predicted such an outcome?
>>79238917
HAHAHAHA
>>79244402
>What exactly is there point of trolling fags?
It's fun to piss them off
>Also why do straight people need a pride day?
We don't. Literally no one using the hashtag actually cares about having a pride day. See answer 1.
>>79241902
>>79242345
>panoramic asexual
what?
this is totally a /pol/meister
>>79244692
This. We're just having fun. Faggots can't ignore this crap for some reason.
Passive trolling = Best trolling.
>>79230413
Don't put links in quotes, you stupid piece of shit.
>>79241862
Honor killings in the middle east.
People are killed every year for trying to express their heterosexual feelings
>>79244692
>>79244402
nobody dies for their sexuality because you can literally choose weather or not you are going to have sex with anybody you have sex with
OH UNLESS YOU'RE A MUSLIM WOMAN THEN YOU GET KILLED
MEME IT GUYS
MUSLIMS RAPE VICTIM WOMEN KILLED FOR BEING HETEROSEXUAL
>>79230413
Bet they're used to be butthurt
>tfw inseminating my significant other and seeing a positive pregnancy test
>tfw another generation will succeed me learning 25% of what I know before being edgy and creating something I don't understand
>tfw my Y-chromosone will survive for another 70yr at least
Feels good man
>>79245022
top kek
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p
k
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>>79244989
OH SHIT NIGGER
>>79241862
Meme ittttt!!!!
>>79245467
Fuggggggg
>>79241106
>Panromantic asexual
Faggots are fucking hilarious with their butthurt, thankfully they can't have children of their own
>>79241106
Panoramic seckjual :DDD
1/3 Oh shit boys
>>79246206
>>79244989
Nigger are you serious? Gays were kill all the time prior 2000's. It's why prideday was established. Trolling only adds their special snowflake syndrome.
>>79246206
3/3 #triggered
>>79246235
GENERALIZING
FUCKING SHITLORD
>>79246285
Are you underage? Because that's not how the world was like.
>>79241106
>>79246310
>millions of lgbtbbq lives taken
nigger what the fuck is this guy smoking
>>79246310
Keep going. This is gold.
>>79246310
nigger what millions? and they should be mad at islam if anything
>>79234575
I think you were looking for this board summerfag
>>>/b/
>>79246206
You're doing god's work son.
>>79246206
>>79246235
>>79246310
Tell them that them not letting you have heterosexual pride day is evidence that we are oppressed
>>79230413
>grays>gays
>>79244245
Yes, this.
>>79240787
Then how do you explain this young lady?
>killed for who they love
>kicked out of home for loving someone
>Both were hetero
Greatest literary work of love of all time is literally that.
>>79240787
>Heteros have never, ever, throughout millennia, been killed for who they loved
Lads my wife heard about this today, she was laughing her ass off at all the butthurt. She's not up on news usually, and I didn't say shit.
This seems to be huge.
1/4 Gay agenda revealed
>>79247066
2/4
Hey retard! Gays like getting butt hurt!
>>79234575
Is that butthurt from twitter or from getting fucked in your cornhole? :^=)
>>79247066
3/4
>>79246750
Art
>you wouldn't understand
>>79230413
Should I kill myself?
>>79247066
4/4 Ooooooieee
>>79247116
>you do not need a fucking month to celebrate your hardships
That's why it's only one day.
There's literally nothing wrong with being gay :^)
are leftist normalfags arguing each other or is it you guys? asking because these profile pics arent anime or pepe or wojak so i cant tell
>>79230413
It is a stupid day though. Everybody accepts straight people. I think pride days are more to basically give a middle finger to anyone who thinks they are disgusting subhumans.
>>79247232
People who's only weapon is self-victimization will do anything to retain their Oppressed Status™ even if it means hating on normal people.
This is how we win.
>>79247232
Lmao keep it up
>>79246569
It's the new 6 Gorillion
>>79247298
I mean, no, there is nothing wrong, I mean, we do not make fun of diabetic people or kids with down syndrome.
>>79247487
>give a middle finger to anyone who thinks they are disgusting subhumans
That's why we're doing it.
>>79246751
no, you cant use logic directly
you have to use their own words to make them look foolish to otherwise mentally healthy people
love will win guys
>>79247668
2/3
>>79240787
how dramatic
>>79247629
>kids with down syndrome
But enough about Mexico! :^)
This is the one fucking time pol and black twitter have a blast together.
>>79247668
3/3 It's too easy
>>79237320
>cool guy has a chill night and everything was fine
>>79247745
get your feelings really hurt by this one
>>79247813
This. It's a miracle. The war against faggots has brought us together.
>>79237068
>image of a pan for pansexual
Such cute trolling and banter.
>>79247232
You glorious bastard.
>>79247745
>your personal attacks only proves why we need #heterosexualprideday
These sides of mine have left the orbit
>>79247653
That IS their language anon
>>79247232
checkmate faggots..
pls do more
>>79239942
>Gays thrown off buildings in the ME
>Outlawed in Islam
>Butchered in Africa
>"It's all the white mans fault!"
Jesus fucking christ, I didn't know it could be possible to reach these levels of delusion. How do these people function in society without accudently killing themselves? I really want to know /pol/.
How can we fight back against such reckless stupidity??
>>79241106
>I, as an angry panromantic asexual, have no time for this crap
Good. This day isn't for you, you heterophobic bigot. Either be an ally or sit the fuck down! *drops mic*
...fuck, I kind of want a twitter now for troll hashtags like these. It'd be like shooting fish in a barrel
>>79241106
Who the fuck has ever been oppressed for being Asexual, is she a fucking retard?
>>79247629
Yes we do!
What are you talking about?
>>79248035
lmao whitey is maaaaad
>>79248035
>function in society without accudently killing themselves
A lot of them don't.
>>79247533
This
Post more triggered LGBTBBQWTF pls. Literally crying right now.
>>79246285
I'm an old man, I do remember the gay lynchings of 1998 before the internet made it so people didnt lynch gays anymore
>>79245711
here's a better one bruv
>>79247814
Hey we need these folks to vote trump, try not to piss them off!
>>79247533
>People who's only weapon is self-victimization will do anything to retain their Oppressed Status™ even if it means hating on normal people.
But that's literally /pol/ in a nutshell.
"Waaaaah, the Jews are keeping us down! Also the libs! And women! And niggers! And Muslims! Waaah! Also the gay agenda! THE GAY AGENDA!!! And marxists! Waaaaaah!"
lmao
>>79248043
me too I am thinking about it
probably will make one at work tomorrow
>>79246310
>MILLIONS
Oyyyyy veeeeyyyyy!!!! Don't forget the 600 million fags cooked in the ovens at the heterosexual camps, goyim!
>>79246751
the subtle difference is that her reactions to our toxic normalcy are justified
make it seem that she was doing it first and without provocation using victimized language is where the 'im right so fuk off's start coming out
>>79248298
I like the one without the "Oh my god"
leaves more to the imagination
I'd like to think he killed himself
got a good one comin up, brace for impact
>>79247931
I want to believe
>>79248290
Good times. The saying "An apple a day keeps the doctor away" was originally "lynch a gay a day to keep the doctor away" untill it was changed for being too controversial.
KILL MORE FAGGOTS
>>79248324
this is not one of the smart gays. you know the ones that have actually been in a gay relationship for 20 years and, honestly, been mistreated for who they wanted to fuck
this is a privileged millenial who knows nothing of struggle
>>79246285
>the world pre-2000 was a gay-haters paradise, where murder was rampant and socially acceptable
the plague of getting all your information from the internet via social media accounts and "news" agencies bent on fueling your identity politics really shows when the bias is clear as day
t. born to have grown up in the late 80s
>>79248473
Justified through what exactly? The media supporting her historic lifestyle?
Twitter never learns the wisdom of Tyler the Creator: "hahaha just turn off your computer like nigga just cover your eyes"
>>79247814
more my hero
>>79247229
yes
>>79247814
Well done, Anon. Best thread I've seen in a while.
>>79248780
I only fish where they're biting
>>79248765
from being oppressed, and mind her pronouns shitlord
>>79248653
it really DID keep the doctor away, though, because since gays are all doctors and engineers they wouldn't treat most people in those times
>>79248729
I was born in '90 and still remember people throwing around "faggot" and "queer" without people getting their jimmies rustled.
These people aren't actually offended. It's just the online victim olympics.
>>79247668
>I have a lot of straight friends
It's like saying
>I have a lot of black friends, so I'm not hate blacks and it's okay for me to say "they don't need black pride month"
1/3 this guy
>>79247814
>try reading what I wrote
why isn't he admitting I'm smarter! why isn't he doing it! pay more attention to my words of wisdom!!
Queers and pansexuals are mentally I'll.
>>79248449
>tfw they take the gays the one place they will never be
>they take them to maternity wards to gas them while they look out at the newborns
>>79249184
2/3
>>79248400
merkel give you some free time from sucking mudslime dicks to shitpost on pol?
>>79248079
>man up and marry those sluts
>>79249184
3/3 No more responses, going out to sea with more bait
>>79247229
No. That's fucking stupid. If I haven't killed myself yet, neither should you. Go into the military.
>>79249024
It's a shame really, I couldn't keep my doctor away after 2000. Now I have the AIDS.
>>79237992
#BreathingAirDay
That's Thanksgiving, where you are grateful for what you have and for being alive
>>79249234
>mashable is playing into our memes
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>79249388
>Pushing suicidal faggots into the military
No. Get a hobby. Cooking is great, also bird watching. The world is such a beautiful place, and a testament to God's perfection. Enjoy it, brother.
>>79249389
I know, always trying to wriggle his slimy fingers up my ass
I know he's fuckin gay
"hey if I pay you will you stick your fingers up my butthole?"
obviously gay
If I see an idiot with that dog filter one more time I'm gonna yell and delete the internet
>>79239942
>lgbtqia
THEY KEEP ADDING LETTERS
>>79249510
>>79248506
sorry to ruin it for you
i don't know wich of you fuckers did this, but thank you
>>79241862
nothing at all, you're wrong deal with it :^)
>>79249716
This triggers lefties.
>>79238917
>We all know his last name should be Tyson, but some nigger in his family replied "Tyshawn"
>niggers are this incompetent
>>79249678
Fuck senpai I use that all the time
>>79249693
>lgbtqia
>tqia
>taqiya
My god it's happening
>>79249762
You're welcome. This is a step.
i bet more people have been killed in romantic-related disputes in 'hetero' nightclubs, this year - than have been killed in gay clubs.
>>79249317
I never got this "asexual pride" thing either. Its like being proud of not liking food. Oh right, vegans.
>>79249968
i don't have time to read that know, i'll do it later
>>79247813
I'm not certain that /pol/ and black twitter are separate entities.
>>79249325
remind them that orlando was fag on fag violence.
>>79241862
>her last tweet
>that projection
>>79230413
You'll all notice quite clearly these tactics work, which is why the Left has been so successful.
Effectively, you hold a debate without ever holding a debate. All the whole you portray yourself as holding the moral high ground so that your opponent is condemned by their own responses and is forced to enter into a defensive dialogue. This keeps your opponent off balance enough that they are too disrupted to bring up any points that have any value whatsoever.
Then you launch at them with shaming language for their "ignorance" while repeating buzzwords and talking points until the buzzer runs out.
You are guaranteed success.
>>79248400
>nothing wrong with the gay agenda
Excuse me but this agenda impedes the way of True Conservatisim and honestly you need to check your homo privlige and TrusTED!
>>79241106
But if hetero isn't oppressed why are they oppressing it?
Lol,need a WW3 level event to just wipe these stupid fucks out.
>>79249245
How are you so good at this? Are you an ex-sjw?
your responses are perfect
>>79249547
suicidal faggots aren't going to get much from cooking, a hobby or any other pedestrian bullshit.
They've lost all interest and enjoyment in life, why the fuck would they get anything from even the most enjoyable hobby? They won't have the motivation to do it, and furthermore, they have no hope for the future and can find no way of framing it so that they will be happy. In fact, in their perception of the future, they are derided and hurt by the friends they imagine they will have, meaning that even in their idealized version of themselves living well in the future, they will never be happy because they are completely worthless.
The military is a good option. Don't talk about shit you don't understand because I guarantee that fuckin snorkeling or canoeing or whatever isn't going to uplift anyones damn hope for future success.
>>79250216
Because he isn't autistic using green text arrows while spouting alt right memes under an anime handle. Pol could learn from this mans subtleties. Use their words against them
>>79246285
Special snowflakes aren't human and will never recover from their insanity. It doesn't matter what we do to them. Enjoy the bantz faggot.
>>79234575
stupid shitskin
>>79230413
ITT: Heterosexuals who find pleasure in causing butthurt.
... kinda gay.
>#heterosexualprideday
>Feel bad at first because pathetic 26 y.o. KV
>Glorious assmad salt wars between normies and faggots on internet proceeds to brighten up my day
This is the best election year ever. I will remember it very fondly for many decades to come.
>>79250401
Exactly right. As much as I like seeing a wild-pol on twitter when I'm looking for stupid laughs or hashtags, this works so much better. Works so well.
>>79250401
Sure but I'm recognizing the guy has talent. I'm loving these screencaps
>>79230413
Heterosexual day is literally everyday
>>79230413
I'm gay, I'm all for heterosexual pride. You straight people need all the help you can get.
>>79242443
>rectally ruined
that's my porn, right there.
>>79241140
Go to her house, rape her, then take her to your basement dungeon.
>>79230413
OC
Add me on twitter you twit trolls
>>79250583
wowow, watch your language sir. this is a family-friendly board after all.
>>79249252
Triggered? Good :^)
>>79250135
Noice :^)
>>79241106
Wow, suh brave, yas! Slay QUEEN!.
>>79250921
>Add me on twitter
The desperate contactfagging on /pol/ has got to stop :^)
>>79248043
This is how you win.
>>79248043
>be American fish
>get shot
>>79247814
these are gold
>>79250401
/pol/ has not yet learned to use buzzwords
we twitter trolls will be at the front of that movement
pol will not be the monolith of autism it was before
>>79251165
Yea hans, like I give a shit if you want to add troll accounts or not. You evidently don't understand the meaning behind it.
>>79251165
Dont you have a bull to prep German queer?
>>79251349
>You just don't GET me! No one does! NO ONE GETS ME!
lmao
>>79230413
This guy says no one has ever been beaten up or killed for being straight.
Please /pol/. Please deliver with something.
Breeders already have pride days -- Mother's Day and Father's Day.
>>79251436
>Dont you have a bull to prep
Don't you? :^)
>>79249716
seriously, this is what the progressives abhor: natural human life. two healthy heteros having healthy, happy children is the biggest insult to many of these people. Nature is oppressive and must be overcome! heterosexual family units are oppressive. So if you really wanna trigger fags and their enablers, remind them how even they and everyone else comes from heterosexual relationships.
>>79251470
Thats the best you nigger lovers in Germany can do? Really, Hans? More like Ahmed now since you swill nigger piss.
>>79251502
The only thing I have to prep is a rising priesthood my tanned german shitposter
>>79251583
>you nigger lovers in Germany
Look who's talking :^)
>>79251594
>tanned german shitposter
I'm, like, super untanned :^)
https://imgur.com/eoKi4iG
>>79230413
I love when homo faggot liberal niggers get BTFO. Cry for me
>>79251594
>The only thing I have to prep is a rising priesthood
Also, can I be your altar boy? <3
>>79250633
....makes you think.
>>79251652
So our ladies get married as opposed to getting raped in Germany? Like I give two shits if a lady wants to get married. In Germany, I guess its totally acceptable to push it in raw into german women
>>79251690
That body is nothing compared to that of the up and coming messiah Ted Cruz.
Did not make my priesthood rise/10
>>79251690
>https://imgur.com/eoKi4iG
That underwear is NOT VERBOTEN.
KYS
>>79237068
>Megan
What a fag
>>79251745
Thats for catholics with european values. We (((True Conservatives))) value wholesome lives as the lord directed.
lads
@JamieJabbers
>>79251838
>So our ladies get married as opposed to getting raped in Germany?
Well, about that...
Triggered? :^)
>>79251474
MUSLIMS WOMEN WHO GET RAPED
GOD HE'S SO HEARTLESS
>>79249693
We really need to subtly modify it a bit
>LGBTQCmPIA+
"Wait...what's the 'Cm' again?"
"Cis-male"
>>79251870
Your heart is in the right place <3
>>79251912
wat
>>79247615
DID SOMEBODY SAY 7 CHILLION
>>79251838
Don't give that faggot any more attention
>>79251652
That doesnt really say much since before it was illegal to marry non whites and after it was legal it was frowned upon. It would be like saying "Pot smokers in a legal weed area at an all time high" like no shit senpai thats kinda what happens. Ofc its still degenerate but hey atleast our women are allowed to walk outside without a burka
>>79251979
So, what you are pointing out is that my government actually reports a problem instead of telling women (like in germany) to keep getting raped by nigger dicks for the good of the reich?
Sounds right bro.
>>79252061
>That doesnt really say much
lmao americucks in denial
>>79252008
And my heart lies with Ted Cruz and his holy prophet Glenn Beck.
>>79251978
*@JaimieJabbers
>>79252119
35.000 prime white pussy getting destroyed by BBC is a mere "problem" to this white, proud warrior :^)
>>79230413
>hundreds of people super angry about heterosexuals expressing themselves
>all have the same reason: "nobody is upset by you expressing yourself!"
I hope y'all are pointing this out
wait, did /pol/ do this? or did we do nuffin?
>>79252134
i dont think you understood my post, here maybe youll understand this;
تذهب اللعنة نفسك كراوت
>>79252233
Deep thoughts with Canada.
Really makes you think :^)
These people have become so mentally numb that they cant realize their own bullshit circular logic is being used against them
>>79252290
>تذهب اللعنة نفسك كراوت
Hey, I have the exact same combination on my luggage!
>>79249716
>all white
OY VEY
>>79247629
>I mean, we do not make fun of diabetic people
Oh yeah we do.
Some diabetics got that way because they're obese, and obesity (aka sin of gluttony) is degeneracy. If you're a diabetic landwhale, you deserve the abuse. You had a choice, and you chose wrong, despite knowing it's wrong, for whatever reason.
>>79251652
>always white woman + nigger male combo
Fucking kikes as always
>>79252207
As opposed to your whole female and half your male population. It's okay brah.
I know you are indoctrinated to love taking black dicks in your ass in germany, so it may come as a shock that most people don't like getting raped.
Its okay that you hide behind "trolling" to mask your tears as you take 8 inch dicks to tickle your rectums as Ahmed tears your 8-year old girls apart at the seems. Your country is in decline, so I forgive you.
>>79252337
some do realize they just blatantly state they don't care they're right and you're not
>>79252297
yeah about Ted Cruz
#TrusTED
>>79252445
>>79252455
Look, you stupid faggots, all I want is to be loved, okay? Hug me plz <3
This is how we beat the left. We use their own bullshit against them with a straight face.
Friendly reminder that we have to do something like this on the 4th of July and trigger lefties into a coma. I recommend something along the lines of #KeepAmericaWhite
>>79252445
Also, I don't bottom :^)
>>79252522
As a shitposter I can love you. But you dont need jesus, you need the holy trinity.
>>79252524
I can literally feel the fatness and the emptiness behind this poster :^)
>>79240073
Gold medal for that
