I am a professional voice actor that specializes in book audio transfers. First 18 doubles decides what accent in each chapter I will read Crisis of Character.
>>79223559
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Indian
>>79223629
fuck off correct the record shill, I just want to read this book but with fun and so people can listen to an audiobook because it will get blocked on jewtube. Hope they are paying you well shillbot, im sure your nigglets will need them.
First for Unruh.
#rubbingmyclint
>>79223559
Post timestamp
>>79224291
This was from my 4G.
>>79223559
Rhodesian
>>79224433
Fuck. Ok
Chapter 1: Rhodesian
>>79224433
nice triple dubs
irish
>>79224433
I forgot there was an Introduction
So
>Introduction: Rhodesian
I am working on it now.
>>79224922
Inb4 you do a south African accent and call it a job well done.
>>79225601
your inb4 is correct, I never done a Rhodesian before.
here you go
Introduction:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XwCLTxicn6
rolling for jewish
>>79223559
Smeagol
Nigerian.
>>79226195
Just watched Blood Diamond and can confirm your fake accent is shit, brew
>>79223629
You gonna post this in every thread, spergy man?
>>79229378
Russian
>>79223559
>20 posts in this thread
>op waiting for a roll that happens once every 10000 posts
holy shit brew no wonder youre a "professional" voice "actor"
>>79229572
he posts 1 and he is done.
>Correct the record has deposited 1 Cent on
>>79223629 bank account.
jewish, whatever a jewish accent sounds like
basque
>>79230458
I am 2 legit 2 quit baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNImIew7MCI&feature=youtu.be
Ebonics
checkem
KEK is dead
checkem
Russian
kek doesnt will my transcriptions
>>79223559
I want to hear one of these chapters in a fruity ass Mexican/Commiefornia accent.
>>79234569
keep trying, i can do that pretty well.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04IPKgrYIt7
Old Southern Plantation owner.
A lot of "Well I do declare!" And "James, fetch me a nice, refreshin' mint julip."
Lots of good suggestions but I must digress...
Kek must will it!
>>79223559
Rollen for Ebonics
rolling
Polish
>>79223559
Newfie
>>79236577
Chapter 1 Polish
niggerspeak/ebonics
San Francisco faggot
>>79223559
like someone with downs syndrome (or matt damon from team america)
North Dakota/Minnesota
"o yah dere"
Colombian
>>79223559
Swedish cuckboy
>>79223559
Thick Irish accent
Gilbert Gottfried
>>79223559
West African
Chinese like Mr Wang from South Park
>>79236955
Chapter 2 Swedish Cuckboy
>>79237114
Indian
>>79223559
Jewish
Brooklyn
Brooklyn accent
>>79237233
Welp
overly enthusiastic konzentrationslager German
>>79223559
>Oklahoma City
Thick russian accent.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nq68Zbqa54
Nigerian English accent
nigger
>>79237461
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nq68Zbqa54
tee hee
btw polish is done, working on the swede next.
>>79237777
what a waste, do nazi german
>>79237777
Looks like Kek is rewarding me for my deeds
>>79223559
JarJar Binks.
>>79237777
Quad god has visited you... looks like your gains in the gym will be better than ever.
>>79223559
Tuvaluan
>>79238003
Trip God almost visited you =D
>>79223559
Nigger
>>79223559
Your very best Donald Trump impersonation
Or, if your best Trump impersonation is pretty shit, then do a stereotypical 50's cartoon black guy
>>79238433
Oh Goody! would you allow his adlibs as well?
IN!
IN!
IN!
>>79238553
of course, it wouldn't be much of an impression if you were restricted to words on a piece of paper
Peter Griffin on the verge of having an orgasm
Jew
Chapter 1: Polish
https://youtu.be/iaCrDx453Jk
working on Chapter 2: Swedish Cuck
>>79223559
Lmao EXTREMELY creative premise OP. How the fuck did you come up with that?
Rolling for Chinese.
>>79239567
I could have read it boringly but that is... you know... not fun. So I figured out a way to make it a lil more fun.
#MAGA
>>79223559
Jamaican
>>79239535
is this you
>>79239535
Joke gets old after 20 seconds
>>79223559
Vincentian English
Oscar from The Office's southern accent
https://youtu.be/rmjr0J40dDU?t=8s
>>79239535
u need to work out of your poo in the loo accent
Has a copy leaked yet? Mine wont arrive for a few more days?
african like Tyrone
>>79240532
Do African like Obama in his audio book and get your own damn fries bitch
Sean Connery.
>>79239858
nope
>>79240256
not a poo in loo
>>79240436
yes, search 4plebs, youll find a zippy file with it. thread posted this morning about the book.
>>79241715
Thanks, time to look through a million Trump threads, if I find it I'll repost
>>79242648
Anonymous ID:IJAc+ZJQ Wed 29 Jun 2016 13:22:17 No.79186079 ViewReport
>>79185777
http://www82.zippyshare.com/v/0sEU9rMX/file.html