My church is having a "stump the priest" event at the pub tonite. Give 'em to me /pol/, I'll post an answers thread if this one dies.
>>79207311
Priests are sheriffs or chieftains in small towns here. Would you like to be chieftain?
Also, how many men you've cucked by now? Priests do that here alot
>>79207311
why didn't god present himself directly to humanity when he saw that they sinned why did he send his supposed son to tell them that?
>>79207311
Is transubstantiation just made up?
>>79207311
Ask him to defend Papal Supremacy versus Papal Primacy, this was one of the biggest reasons I joined the orthodox church
>>79208035
Son=God=Spirit, 3 people yet 1 being. Think of their appearance on Earth as being three 3-dimensional "sides" of a single 4-dimensional object. That's what helps me.
>>79208035
>why didn't god present himself directly to humanity when he saw that they sinned why did he send his supposed son to tell them that?
>implying you could comprehend the sight of God...
Please, anon...
>>79208301
The actual words Jesus used were SAW-tier gorey. He could have used less intense words. So yes, we literally eat him.
>>79207311
Is it christian to be anti-semitic?
Ask him why round pizzas come in square boxes.
>for bonus points ask him why catholic priests come in alter boys
>>79207311
Any support in the Church for a new Crusade? (Obviously priests bullshitting with each other, not public statements)
When will Vatican II be denounced and its documents burned?
Any question other than that I don't care about.
>>79209050
I was already gonna ask that one. Denying Jesus is the messiah is one of the pillars of Judaism, because if they believed he is, they'd be Christian by definition. And why do we always pray specifically for the Jews? Aren't we all persecuted? Aren't we all sinners trying to find God? Why not muslims, or hindus, or buddhists?
>>79209694
Give me a "why" and I'll ask it. Why do you object to it?
>>79209804
>>79209050
>Jesus was a jew
>he wanted to fulfill Judaism
>>79210079
>his last act on earth was forming a new church separate from Judaism
>>79210013
The principle of Vatican II is that the church should change herself to become more attractive to the world, hence it is wrong in principle. That's the heresy of modernism.
It proclaims religious indifferentism. Nostrae Aetate and Lumen Gentium say that Christians and Muslims worship the same God. A blasphemy and not true. Allah says in the Quran that Jesus is not the son of God, so how can Allah be the same God as the Christian Trinity?
It has changed and vulgarized the liturgy. It has removed Latin and replaced the altar with a communion table, and the priest no longer faces God but the peope. It also removed the part that asks God to convert the Jews, for purposes of political correctness and due to intense Jewish and globalist lobbies, and has done away with the prayer to St. Michael and was composed by Leo X to specifically to repel the devil's infiltration into the church, after he had a dream where he saw Satan in the church.
I could go on, but enough reasons have been stated.
>>79211784
I may split that into a few questions, but you'll get your answer.
can you tell my local parish """choir""" to stop playing hippy feel-good yalovemakesmehsing contemporary protestant-tier music?
>>79212442
I feel your pain.
>>79212442
yeah i just left protestantism to become catholic and still do this dumb shit
>>79207311
did Adam have a belly button?
when it says in Genesis 1:4
that God separated the light from the darkness, are we to assume that it was mixed?
>>79214304
>did Adam have a belly button?
never have i thought of this before
>>79214435
It's a stereotypical stupid question that dumb teens stereotypically ask in religion classes. It's basically a meme at this point
The second Vatican crucial says that only bishops have the fullness of orders and only they can ordain priests, but in the Middle Ages there were many examples of priests ordaining priests, namely Abbots. Did the second Vatican council break with the tradition of the church on the ,after of bishops and if not would not those priests ordained by abbots have had invalid orders.
-from my neck beard days
>>79207311
who are the descendants of Ham, son of Noah?
>>79208417
you "joined" the othrodox church because you think you are edgy and cool
>>79207311
Why are you so cucked by the pope?
Do you not realize he is the false prophet in revelations?
>>79214767
well...whats the answer?
>>79208035
Because it would melt people's faces off. Remember Moses just stood kind of near God and he went blind(I think, maybe not, whatever) and his face became radiant to where he had to wear a veil like a whore so he didn't melt people's face off.
>>79215226
Traditionally, they are thought to be black people.
>>79210079
>>79210257
"Judaism" is a religion that is based off the teachings of the pharisees and other religious leaders that were around before, during, and after the events in the Bible. Religious "Jews" you know today do not simply follow the Old Testament, they made up their own shit along the way, and Jesus called them children of Satan because of that.
Jesus came to bring salvation to the Israelites, or Judeans (people from historical region of Judea) because they were God's chosen people. In the Bible, Jew=Judean.
But then God/Jesus decided to give salvation to the gentiles, or the rest of the people on earth, to restore all of humanity's relationship with God.
>>79215713
are they condemned to be hewers of wood and fetchers of water?
>>79215226
That's a story I don't get. Can someone explain it because it sounds stupid.
Ham walks in on Noah passed out drunk and he tells his brothers and the next morning Noah is pissed about it. But why? What was the big deal about what happened?
"Why do we have crosses and paintings in the church if having idols is against the 10 commandments? "
