Accidentally cut my finger off last week.
Just got the bill today. $600,000 to reattach my fucking finger
>American Healthcare
Maybe you should be more careful
>>79189352
I'm actually pretty glad I don't have to pay for your stupidity
>Accidentally cut my finger off last week.
Nobody forced you to have them reattach our little finger. Next time throw it on the trash and bandage your wound and get on with it.
OP did you try not cutting off your fucking finger like a moron
>>79189352
I am starting to think you keep cutting it off on purpose.
>>79189352
Typical American idiot
>>79189352
>>79189352
Ow.
How did you do it? How much did it hurt?
>>79189352
This thread every 2 weeks
fuck off anon
Hey, new kids...
This is pasta.
Lurk, please.
I scraped my knees when I fell off my bike last week and it cost me $8,000 to apply alcohol and a band-aid
>american healthcare in PR
>>79189352
Wow. It's actually been a while since I've seen this post. You used to post it about every day a few months ago. Where have you been OP?
>>79189352
>fingers get wider towards the tip
holy shit are you shrek?
>>79189352
>he doesn't even have catastrophic health insurance
>>79189352
If it wasn't worth $600k to you, you shouldn't have opted for it.
I had my finger partially cut during an accident. Doctors patched me half hour later, no charge. Except i have to pay circa 5% tax for healthcare per month. If i get cancer i won't have to pay too.
>>79189352
LOL no way that it costs that much. I reckon it cost you about 2-3 k. Not more.
Dig bite off my finger a few months ago. State payed for it. Feels good to have Obama care
>>79189352
>Bill
>Obviously didn't have actual healthcare
>>79189352
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>>79189511
If OP is not bait, and this is real
No way in hell it costs the hospital 600k to reattach a finger.
Damn your healthcare system looks shit. It's nothing about "free shit", because per capita you spend more than any I believe.
1 post from this ID
Shill thread.
>>79189352
This thread again?
It is bait.
>>79190134
yeah, it's a meme, calm down
>>79189899
Agreed. Get Obamacare, 100% free. Not sure how people don't comprende
>>79190134
>No way in hell it costs the hospital 600k to reattach a finger.
open heart surgery is 300k
most organ transplants are also in the 300k range.
BAIT THREAD
>>79190404
Do Americans have to pay 300k for open heart surgery?
>>79190306
you see how he hits the frame of the window... the actor actually did that... i think he broke some ribs.
>>79189352
>Filthy oaster
>Zinc tablets just sitting on the microwave
Put that shit in a cabinet, clean your kitchen you fucking degenerate. You probably got a bill for 600k because you work part time at mcdonalds
>>79189352
Nice pasta faggot
>>79190502
Our insurance pays most of it
>>79189352
>$600,000 to reattach my fucking finger
Sounds reasonable to me. Try harder to not lose extremities, fool.
Accidentally cut my finger off last week.
Just got the bill today. $2,299,000 to reattach my fucking finger
>American Healthcare
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>>79190628
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/image/Ag7UmW-tGNeFHsXLLZsdDg/
I remember when it was 6 thousand dollars
>>79190631
How does that sound reasonable? It can happen to any man that is not a NEET
>>79190628
If you had an heart attack tomorrow, and had an open heart surgery, what would you end up paying yourself?
>>79189507
>Germans are so cucked, that the thought of receiving an injury from hard work is something to be mocked
Granted, OP is b8ing and is a lying faggot
>>79189352
Accidentally cut my dick off last week.
Just got the bill today. $30 for a fucking sex change.
> Obama Care
>>79189823
What's wrong with that beaver?
>>79189352
Did my taxes last month.
Just got the taxes back today. 50%+ income tax to pay for idiots that cuts of their own fingers
>Swedish healthcare
>>79190766
Hey this one is me! I made it when there was the 675000 one up, I wanted to see if people would notice it was shit and everyone gave me serious answers, despite there being another one right next to it on the catalog.
Nice
>>79190813
>It can happen to any man that is not a NEET
What are you mad about? How much it costs? Or how much you have to pay for it? Besides improvements to the technology involved, you can't make it cheaper. If you have insurance it's not so expensive. If you live in europe you pay for it via taxes.
>>79189352
hi im new here from reddit. Is this for real?! Wow, the American Health care system, ONCE AGAIN, proves that it is a BROKEN SYSTEM.
We need a SYSTEM that is FREE because it is a BASIC HUMAN RIGHT to have free healthcare!
Shaking my head at you disgusting Americans. When will we adopt a system like Swedens? Or Norways? It works over there, why can't it work here?
I went to the hospital with an internal issue, the doctor only did a sonogram, finished in about 20mins and came back with no treatment, just saying it's a fluid buildup that will go away.
Bill was about $7,000 total with the sonogram, most was for the doctor.
>>79189352
I kinda missed this pasta
>>79189352
i would have just lost half of my small finger (literally the most useless one) for £450,000 brit shekels tbqh senpai
>>79189352
>1 post by this ID
>>79190766
>went from 975K to 600K
looks like you saved some money
>>79191100
just donated my entire life saving to sanders
MATCH ME!
>>79191090
>If you have insurance it's not so expensive. If you live in europe you pay for it via taxes.
The US spend more tax money on health care than any European nation.
>>79190926
It's a tapir, you mongrel. Look them up. Best animal in the entire fucking world. Big, dumb, predictable and docile.
>>79191100
>why can't it work here?
Because you have NIGGERS that don't pay their part and ridiculous amount of FAT FUCKS that drains the system.
Which is why it won't work here in the future either.
>>79191210
Kek
Some ten years ago I had a heavy crash on bike, which required a face surgery... My brother had much worse bike accident, requiring some plastic surgery of hand with completelly dashed bones and a month in sanatorium and three months reconvalescence.
Do you think we paid a nickel? No, as an heritage of past (east-european) socialism, there is still a health insurance in our country, which pays all the costs...
Yes, when I needed new ceramic teeth, I have paid dear. For free (paid by insurance) they would just extract all the damaged hurting teeth or put amalgam fillings...
This is not even realistic.
All you need to pay here is your surgeon, your anesthesist and probably also a therapist who helps you to move that finger again. I'd say 10 000 max
>>79189352
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU CUT IT OFF NOW?
The doc's gonna stop putting that thing back on for you if you keep doing this!
>>79189352
Are you seriously complaining about space age technology saving your limbs from rotting away? Do you realize that even 50 years ago they would have just cauterized and left you with a nub? Is that what you want you spoiled child?
1966
>Accidentally cut my finger off like an idiot.
>Left with a nub.
>That sucks I wish I wasn't an idiot.
or
2016
>Accidentally cut my finger off like an idiot.
>Miracle workers reattach it
>Now have to pay the commensurate with services rendered
>Whine
Should have just left your nub you retard.
>>79191396
Heed this cuck's advice, never forget the rational of those who'd abuse/drain the system
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPmtBg4wPH0
"it's not my problem, it's not costing me, it's costing the NHS at the end of the day"
>>79189352
That feel when we have free public healthcare funded by taxes.
>>79190404
That's still ridiculous for routine surgery. Lets say it's 10 man days of work for 5 figure salary doctor staff, 10 man days more of 4 figure salary nurse work ... how the fuck can that cost 300k$?
Fuckin' American clown, I got my dick reattached for free
>>79192558
Any difference at all since that ? Erect more, less ? Any difference in size ? Did it get swollen ? Difficulty with peeing ?
>1 post by this ID
>>79189352
Thats probably before insurance negotiates (assuming you have insurance). Anyway that sucks dude why didnt you just flush it down the toilet.
>>79189352
so usa, hows capitalism working for you?
>>79189352
So, were you banned for a month or did you just take a break until summer?
>>79189352
>cares
>>79189352
"Oy vey can you see"
>>79189352
i hate this shitty country
>>79189352
>$600,000 to reattach my fucking finger
no way
