>Be driving at night
>Almost reach the corner to turn
>4 Niggers start crossing the street right as i get really close to it like pic related
>dont slow down
>fuck it if i hit them its their fault and im leaving
>almost hit the last one
>chimp #1 says something
>starts approaching me
>my window was open
>wait for him to get close
>speed the fuck off, tires screeching
>all jump back
>chimp #1 falls
>laugh all the way home
should have run them over
>get home from hard day's work at potato factory
>pockets full of potatoes
>walk in kitchen
>no potatoes on the boil
>somethingisn'tright.jpg
>hear noise form upstairs
>climb stairs, taking care to avoid stepping on potatoes
>noise is coming from bedroom
>push open door walk inside
>see wife being bred by black bull
>potatoes strewn across bed and on floor
>can't believe what is happening
>black says "I can explain, Mick."
>wife says, "It's not what it looks like."
>can't believe the betrayal
>so many emotions
>take potato from pocket
>throw it at nigger
>bounces off his head
>breaks window
>nigger is unconscious
>neighbour heard glass shattering
>calls over to see what's wrong
>explain and take him upstairs
>helps to lift nigger into potato sack
>place him in boot of my car
>drive to Cliffs of Moher
>nigger regains consciousness on teh drive there
>pull into layby
>neighbour and I get out
>open boot
>nigger still tied up in sack, shouting what's going on, where are u taking me?" etc.
>me and neighbour take turns smashing potatoes into his head
>eventually goes silent again
>close boot continue driving
>garda checkpoint
>ohfug.jpg
>"Where ye boyos headin?"
>"Just deliverin' a bag a spuds to me gran, Garda"
>"Open the boot for me lads."
>Open boot
>Garda has a quick look
>"What are they, Roosters or Whites, boys?"
>"Eeeh, they're Garden spuds, Gaurd."
>"Ah Jayzuz, lads, sure they'll turn flowery on the boil."
>"She likes them like that, Garda."
>"Right, on yer way so."
>"Thanks, Guard."
>Continue drive, wiping sweat from brow
>Get to Cliffs, reverse up to edge
>Open boot, unload our cargo over the edge of cliff
>Atlantic potato nigger
>>79186185
>mfw potato factory
>post in the national fraternity group about a departed brother got shot by some niggers
>click to read about what happened 2 niggers high on meth broke into the fraternity home and tried to steal shit someone was there and he was shot 4 times killed instantly
>niggers left behind a laughable amount of evidence
>scroll down further and see comments
>free mah cuzi he aint no killa
>some lady comments about how how much of a piece of shit his cousin is
>guy threatens to kill her as well
>>79186185
you.
I like you.
>>79184499
fuck off you fucking pussy ass cracker
any of you white boys say this shit to our faces see how quickly you get your asses fucked
>>79186185
Pretty good desu
>>79188090
Niggers are violent apes.
Film at 11
>>79188090
>insulted
>react with violence
Gee you niggers sure are proving everyone right.
>>79186185
wew lad
>>79184499
OP's real story:
>chimp says something
>starts approaching
>OH SHIT OH SHIT
>step on gas as hard as I can
>tires squeal as I speed off
>nervous maniacal laughter the whole way home
>wake up from niggerless dream
>see niggers
FUCKING NIGGERS
>>79189121
shiiiiet how did you know
