Which two country's have the closest broship in the world??
Canada/USA?
Straya/New Zealand??
USA/UK once Trump becomes supreme leader.
USA/Canada
We make fun of you guys up north all the time, but that's what you do with your family.
France/Monaco
Canada/Quebec.
If you don't hate your brother, it's not a real broship.
US/Straya
I know I love those sonsofbitches
Norway-sweden-denmark.
We banter alot but we are pretty close.
>>79181339
That's my boys!
>>79182418
I don't, but I love you and Italy, best neoghbours you could have.
>>79181974
This nigga gets it.
>>79180568
Argentina/Uruguay
I am summoning you, Eestibro!
>>79181974
Here, here! US/Aus besto friendos
But the ultimate bro alliance is....
CANADA AND TRANSGENDER CHINESE MUSLIM IMMIGRANTS HAHAH CANADA BTFO
>>79180568
Every country has been at war with its immediate neighbors at some point.
>>79183629
we're way more closer to sweden tho.
>>79180568
Sorry Canadabro but it would have to be UK/USA
>>79183410
You must be kidding they despise each other. Actually I think everyone hates Argentina: UK, Brazil, Mexico, Ur-a-gay, Paraguay, Chilel, Antartica....
US and Mexico.
US is independent older brother who pities little bro because he was too young when mom and dad got divorced. Gives him money to do bullshit yard work and tries to keep an eye on him even though he is always fucking up.
WOOWEE?
>>79183767
SO TOLERANT! CAN'T FORGET TRANS-SPECIES DOG SEX!
>>79184606
Nah, Mexico's that older brother who leeches off his younger more successful brother for drugs.
>>79185017
probably right about the age difference. I was thinking of that, but I don't remember when they officially became independent of Spain.
>>79185405
I think it was shortly before their French take over.
>>79184606
>US is independent older brother
You know Mexico is way older than USA, do you?
I'll consider Mexico as the older bro who left home many years ago, but has a drinking problem, can't keep a job and blames their parents.
US lets Mexico send his kids over to spend the weekend while Mexico goes on a violent bender. only problem is the kids bring their asshole neighborhood friends with them who fuck farm animals and huff spray paint.(looking at you columbia) But that's what brothers do
Poland + Hungary = <3
/thread
Canada and Mexico can fuck off.
Japan China and Korea are our true bros
>>79185582
I'll concede that is wrong. I'm not so dumb that I forget Spain had the first colonies by a long shot, just don't know when you gained independence. either way, we can swap the age dynamic.
>>79180568
>Japan China and Korea are our true *slaves
England/Ireland
The broship is so strong we literally killed 1 million of them for the bants
>Not starving 1 million of your bros for the bants
Another bro relationship is Belgium and Congo. sure Congo cries about what an asshole Belgium was, but in hindsight he was hard on him because he needed that kind of tough love to keep him inline. without proper guidance Congo is now a disease riddled bum getting in street fights
> mfw no neighbors
Even our cousins hate us. Plz no more bully US
Uruguay when leftism
Brazil when rigthism
Latvia/Lithuania. The last of our kind, forever till the end. Its a lot more than a "bro-country".
>>79186487
I thought Gojira was your neighbor and you love each other.
>czech & slovakia
>even joined their countries
>separated in peace
>prove me wrong
Pro tip, you can't
>>79180568
>Canada/USA
no
what has you ever done for us?
>>79184800
It's not so bad once you get used to the fur and the smell
---TURK LOVE TIERS----
SOULMATES:
Japanese
Kazaks
Azeri
Turkmen
Koreans
Uzbek
Kyrgyz
Mongols
Tatars
BROS:
Bosnians
Hungarians
Finns
Pakistanis
Poles
ANZACs
Island Greeks
Educated Americans
Educated Brits
Educated Germans
Educated Latins
Argentinians
MEH COOL I GUESS TIER:
Serbs
Albanians
Circassians
Georgians
Afghans
>>79187179
>RopE
nigger detected
>>79187271
Implying anyone gives a shit what you think
>>79185582
Mexican independence was decades after American independence. the colonial period basically consisted of the natives getting fucked over by Spain, so I don't think that counts.
>>79185825
this
>>79184800
OH RIGHT LET ME CHECK MY MONOSPECIES RELATIONSHIP PRIVILEGES. PLS DONT PUT ME IN JAIL TRUDEAU
ITT: circlejerking and dick sucking
England and Wales
>>79183767
too tru deau
>>79181974
This.
>>79180568
Norway Denmark
>>79187482
I do so shut up faggot
>>79181980
exclude Swedistan then yes
>>79180568
Bavaria and Austria
Georgia and Turkey.
Inb4 roach
>>79187271
Where is the israel and barzani's kurdistan you phaggot
Canada/UK
I cant stand those southern pant shitters.
>>79184321
From what I understand from our Latin bros down south is that the worst insult you can call them is a Mexican.
>>79184321
We hate you too, beaners.
>>79181974
>>79187271
Too bad everyone on that list hates disgusting turkroaches
>>79180568
germany and any muslin country,you cant even separate them
>>79180568
Palestine/Israel
>>79180568
Canada, we don't think about you guys at all. In daily life here, Canada is never and I mean fucking NEVER mentioned. Our closest allies are Israel, Saudi Arabia, and England (fuck Scotland and Ireland).
>>79180568
>ETSUBATSU
>>79180568
>HI WOOWIE
>>79181910
You can start calling them Quebec when they get independence.
>>79192125
We don't care what do think, Argentina.
Straya/Burgers
Fuck the leaf
All anti-Canada/USAposting in this thread is merely friendly teasing between the immortal, inseparable brothers Canada and the USA.
Israel and Kurdistan
>Shekel_Rat_Hand_rubbing.png
Germany/Austria
>>79180568
Israel/ USA
>>79180568
The England and Portugal friendship has stood the test of time like no other friendship on Earth.
>>79184321
Actually, no. Argentinians and uruguayans get along pretty well considering the fact that we almost talk the same way. Hell, even paraguayans, peruvians and brazilians (except in football, there we kill each other) get along with us. I can go as far as to tell you that we like mexicans way of talking. "Chinga tu madre" is really funny and other things you say are well received here.
The only one who we don't get along so well are chileans, but that's because we have our cultural and economic differences.
>>79184321
Almost as everyone hates Mexico
Let's see.
-Poland. We go way back.
-Finland and Estonia. Relatives and good people, may the Ebin watch over them.
-Croatia. We also go way back. Our relationship wasn't always the best, but we went through a lot together.
-The Visegrád group in general. Maybe even Felvidék, they are Hungarians in denial anyway.
-Austria. Our civilized sógors at the West.
-Germany. Fair and forthright trade partners for the most part and they tend to treat us well.
-Turkey. After the 1700's our relations were fair and forthright. Besides, they are fellow grandchildren of Attila the Hun. Fuck Erdogan though; I don't see Turks as cockroaches, but Erdogan is one.
Anyway, we Hungarians usually get along with almost anyone.
