You're taking a walk down the street and a Bulgarian peasant with a chainsaw comes up to you on a bike
"Hand over the firewood and no one gets hurt"
What do you do?
>>79169399
Why am I mugging a Bulgarian peasant again?
>>79169476
He's mugging you
>>79169399
What country are we in during this scenario?
>>79169657
The country of the person reading this you autist
>>79169930
You hurt my feelings. Now I will not tell you my great plan.
>>79169399
But why would I have any firewood on me?
>>79169399
I surrender.
>>79170005
He itches closer to you
"Did I fucking stutter"
>>79169399
>those numbers confirm
>help him load up my firewood
Yeah nah cunt you can fuck right off
>>79170106
But Dimitar, I don't have any firewood, I've got no idea what the fuck you're talking about
>>79169399
BЪЪЪЪЪЙЙЙЙЙЙЙЙЙ
*unsheathes katana*
come at me bro
>>79169399
A large piece of firewood would be more deadly to the side of his head compared to a cumbersome chainsaw that isn't even started.
How many times could you whack this goofy fucker in the head before he even got off his bike?
>>79169399
Allah albar
>>79170231
>tfw someone finally uses your name as an example of a typical name from your country
Thanks Muhammad
>>79170005
You don't?
Britiania confirmed for frozen savages and dark abyss
t. fire pro
>>79170781
You're a Spaniard called Dimitar?
>>79169399
Laugth and go on.
He cant aford fuel for the chainsaw.
>>79170781
Dimitar Berbartov is probably the most famous bulgarian right now.
>>79169399
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5ei2w-1VL74
>Bulgarian Boris Johnson
suck his dick and live for the rest of my life on his 12 euro welfare
>>79169399
the only wood you'll be getting is my dick in your ass bitch
who the fuck carries firewood down the street?
>>79169399
Push him and his shit bike over, then beat him with a piece of wood.
>>79169399
Boris do you not know how expensive firewood is?
Use cheaper nuclear fuel instead, it's on fail at the corner shop
Pull out my triple action, uraniam dipped, tactical assault smg with 2 scopes, underbarrel grenade launcher, gps, and bayonet, then flee so I can legally shoot him when he chases me.
>>79169399
Get some yogurt out of my backpack and share it with him.
>>79169399
I ask :
What is that white man doing in a country of shitskins ?
>using firewood
Did the Germans borrow all your gas again?
>>79169399
Depends, if he's a Muslim-Bulgarian then sure I'd hand it over. Don't want to be a racist
>>79169399
Tell him that we are all brothers in the giant.
>>79169399
>give him all the green, damp wood
>chortle to self as he goes on his way
Offer him grapes instead
>>79169399
I say:
"Back the fuck off !?!?"
then I turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>79172072
>>79169399
Is this some Bulgarian meme I am unaware of ?
>>79169399
Good, come here, I have some forest that's in great need of clearing.
You cut down the leafy trees and can do anything you want with them.
>>79169399
hand over firewood retard
the instructions are clear
>>79172271
>мoйтo лицe кoгaтo миймoвeтe ce paждaт пpeкaлeнo бъpзo и нeминyeмo изocтaвaм
>>79169399
*teleports behind him*
*unsheathes stihl MS880*
Bulgarian guy in OP's pic seems like a bro. I have no idea why he would think I'd be carrying firewood with me, but I'd buy him a 6 pack of beer.
>>79169399
Jokes on him, no one in Bulgaria has any money to steal from.
>>79169399
*teleports behind you*
nothing personal
>>79172728
Buy him some rakija instead
>>79169399
Give the slav all my firewood. He's got a chainsaw, I aint fuckin with that.
He probably needs it more than I do.
give him all firewood i have on me i guess
>>79172735
DYELYEEET DYEES
"Do you want firewood?" *drops my mixtape with a picture of my cock as the cover
"The demons are over there, Dinko Marine! Bring the bloody bantz!"
>>79172072
шъ cъ пpocepeш oт тyз зeлeнo гpoзгe ye лeк
Flick matches at him and festively dance around the resulting bonfire.
>>79169399
Get out of here /int/
>>79171268
Bulgarians are white mate. Well they're slavic. It's not like Albania or anything
>>79173805
>>79171268
>>79174209
The third guy from the right is what most Bulgarians look like desu
>>79169399
Run away, call the cops, watch him get arrested. Later try to find out why he thought anybody would have firewood in a country that uses gas and geothermal to heat its homes.
>>79174374
I look like a mix between him and the guy in the middle
>>79171268
Most of the "bulgarians" you've seen in Frankistan are actually gypsies. Around here, there all so proud to parade their gypsidom, but once they manage to get abroad they universally brand themselves Bulgarian.
Bulgarians are as white as white goes, about 35-40% of us have blue/green eyes and blonde hair. But gypsies keep multiplying at an incredible pace - girls as young as 14 often already have like 2-3 children. We're fucked, desu.
>>79169399
sorry I use natural gas.
>>79174715
>Bulgarians are as white as white goes
LMAO
Maybe 15% of Bulgarians have blue/green eyes
If you want to see this guy's facebook profile
Cвeтлoзap Гeopгиeв Maнoлoв is his name.
>>79174715
>Bulgarians are as white as white goes, about 35-40% of us have blue/green eyes and blonde hair.
Yeah that's bullshit, around 1/3 have light eyes, maybe 15% are blond.
We're a southern country, see west slavs like Poles and Czechs for white looking slavs.
>>79169399
I'm pretty sure that is upper middle class in Bulgaria.
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W-would you let him share his strawberries with you.
>>79170024
Kek
>>79175391
>>79175519
u wot
>>79169399
Къци Baпцapoв/10
Щe мy oткpaднa paкиятa и щe избягaм.
>>79169399
Give the man my wood
>>79169399
>car number plate reads CT
>hes from my town
>my dad just bought a place to build a house and he needs some trees and weeds to be removed from there
>>79175619
Call him.
post pictures from seir.bg
>>79175880
>zaklet trezvenik
i dont think he and my family will get along. though i might tell my dad
>>79169399
he looks like a nice man. id offer to suck his cock
>>79169399
Get a machete and fire for my firewood.
>>79176143
He'd accept, cause in Bulgarian culture if you fuck a man you're not gay. You can only be homosexual if you suck dick or get fucked.
>>79176389
that is very interesting. i did not know that.
>>79176518
>>79176683
>OPEL
Ha ahahahaha
>>79169399
Offer him five shiny Australian $1 coins to cut up my firewood and carry it home for me.
>>79169399
Read the caption out of the corner of my eye, thought it said Bulgarian President. Had a sensible chuckle.
>>79169399
The day is dark and full of terrors, stalker.
>>79176775
5 AUD is around 6.5 BGN, you can buy a bottle of rakia or Bulgarian whisky for that, or 2 bottles of homemade Bulgarian whisky or rakia. This guy does not drink though as specified here.
>>79175880
His email means
i_dont_drink_i_dont_smoke
>>79176389
Reminds me of somewhere else...
>mfw
this will be a new meme
>>79169399
Also, what kind of firewood?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faVbu3-gTko
>>79174715
>35-40% light eyes and blonde hair
Blatant lie.
>t. someone who has spent 6 months in Sofia
>>79177266
This is in my city btw.
>>79177352
yea it's more like 15-20%
>>79169399
>Implying he wouldn't just stab me in the back without even saying anything.
Nice try Draganov
>>79177520
>implying you wouldn't stab him in the back first
nice try mile.
>>79177744
It`s dangerous to drive this, tank can catch fire and explode.
>>79169399
well I know he is a pussy bitch anyways so I would probably just fight him there on the spot
>>79178090
This is life in Bulgaria. Everything for everyone. Commie leader paintings for commies, Fuhrer paintings for Nazis, Stalin paitings for Russians.
>>79178311
I'd frame all of them in my room tbqh familia.
Even Trump can't do advertisements so based.
>>79169399
Im building my new kitchen and restroom and i hired bulgarian workers. They are pretty nice, they even drink with me and they are pretty hardworking people.
I hope they dont assault my house this summer tho
>>79178753
No, Bulgarians like Spain, it's our top destination for hard drugs export.
>>79169399
His Face makes me Sad, and I don't know why.
>>79179650
Must be the puffy cheeks that you'd expect to have a smile behind them. But all you see are years of communism
>*teleports behind you*
>heh... nothin personell, kid
>>79179650
Because it's an honest' hard working' mans face. That's what I get anyway
>>79170966
If you don't give him his firewood, you will be the chainsaw's fuel.
