First three words that come to your mind
Nice stache bro
Looks like Hitler.
>>79160306
a fine gentleman
OP chugs cock
>>79160306
singlehandedly ruined Germany
>>79160306
JUST FUCK MY
TIME TO WAGGLE
>>79160306
Best Kaiser Ever
>>79160306
You dun goofed
Heil dir im Siegerkranz,
Herrscher des Vaterlands!
Heil, Kaiser, dir!
Fühl in des Thrones Glanz
die hohe Wonne ganz,
Liebling des Volks zu sein!
Heil Kaiser, dir!
>>79160306
Cuck
Cripple
Inferiority
>>79162471
He wasn't even supposed to become Kaiser. Wilhelm should have stayed at the palace and played with his toy ships.
And he was a cripple
>>79162471
Made so many retarded decisions. Invading Belgium was literally the stupidest move he could've made
Who are you
>>79160306
Gott stafe England!
HEIL KAISER DIR
If you are German and these aren't the first words that come to your mind then you clearly are not German.
>>79162690
Your whole "empire" was shit too, Hans Jr.
>>79162690
> having to align with subhuman Magyars in order to be a "real empire"
kekalicious famalam
>>79160306
Eternal Anglo's enemy.
>>79162718
It was hard to estimate the power of France back then.
>>79162690
How was he not supposed to become Kaiser when his father died after short reign?
>>79162762
The best shit you can do while controlling the Balkans and millions of separatists.
After our shit went down it only became shittier. We did good :^)
Gott strafe Engeland
>>79162865
Friedrich III had a brother that was supposed to become Kaiser.
He's the original Slick Willy
willy bum dum
What would've happened if Germany won? And what if Kaiser Wilhelm never really started Ww1 at all and just let AH deal with the Balkans themselves?
Pure German Autism
fucked up thoroughly
>>79160306
Waggle that willy
>>79162932
I would be open to Habsburg rule desu
>>79163181
He didn't have any brothers. Friedrich III. just had one sister.
>>79162865
Wilhelm II. was literally retarded. He was a cripple and had to prove the whole world that he is the top shit.
The greatest mistake he did was sacking bismarck. Then his new genius advisors told him that tzarist Russia will never ally with republican France. So he didnt prolong alliance with Russia and surprise surprise, Russia allied with France. To create even more enemies, he started building huge navy to anger Britain, while it was pretty much impossible to outdo Brits in navy. Also he allied with unstable Austria which was about to blow up any year. Then he joined stupid war and invaded Belgium, which got Brits in the war. Pretty much every decision he did was bad.
But he was such a delusioned cuck that after wehrmacht defeated France, he congratulated to Hitler for "winning with his (Wilhelm's) trooops," and asked him when will Hitler put him back in power.
Hitler got mad, called him idiot and gave no second thought to this delusioned cripple
>>79163544
You should bring back the Hohenzollerns, not a bunch of vanity obsessed cucks like the Habsburgs
>>79163553
True, I misread. Wrong Kaiser. Anyways, a cripple or a woman shouldn't be on the throne
>>79163697
Good summary. He should've gobbled up the useful parts of the Habsburg Empire instead of allying them.
Italy would've have been a reliable ally too, cause they wanted Savoy, Corsica and Nice back from France
>>79160306
Who is that
>>79164495
Willy the Waggler.
>>79160306
1. Big
2. Willy
3. .............
.................
... artillery?
fucking serbs REEEEE
>>79164649
WWI broke out because Nicholas and George swapped places, being nearly identical cousins, so they could bang each other's wives. However Mary, wouldn't let Nicholas put it in her pooper as George had led on, enraging Nicholas and driving them to war.
Also Jews.
>>79160306
WA WA WAAA
Big incompetent faggot
He was naive and not determined to rule due to his childish behavior
He was literally the reason we lost everything, the fuhrer knew it and hated him since his rise
He managed to fire bismarck, the most qualified politician this country could enjoy
Look how he triggered our british brothers, Adolf wanted them as allies
>>79160306
Bad Ass Coat
>>79160306
did nothing wrong
>>79160306
Did nothing wrong.
>>79160306
maritime empire lol
>>79160306
Could crush your skull with his good hand!
>>79160306
master waggler and leader of /gsg/
superiority complex cripple
>>79160871
SCHLIEFFEN PLAN UP
>>79160306
Moustachioed kraut loser.
>>79160306
Bit off topic but I just found out that if today's rules about succession to the throne had been in place in the 19th century he would have become king of the United Kingdom.
>>79160306
Never Trust Austria
>>79160306
nice fucking mustache
>>79160306
English Faggot who thought he was German.
>>79160306
who is this?
>>79160306
What a cuck.
>>79160306
"Who is that?"
>>79160306
Thanks Weimar republic
Huge nigger shlong
>>79170197
Some British Fagott
>>79160306
Wasted Bismarck's Germany
>>79160306
Turkroach cock sucker
>>79160306
FUCK MY ASS
hamburger
hamburger
and
hamburger
I killed Germany
>>79160306
Shave that shit
>>79160306
a large mushroom
>>79160306
this guy fucks
nigger jew kike
>>79160306
God Like Moustache
>>79169905
>union of the crowns between kaiserreich and victorian britain
christ
>>79160306
Victorian.
Not to be edgy, but that sums it up for me.
>>79170905
Just imagine what the reaction in France would have been in 1901.
MESSED
WITH
ENGLAND
Don't fire Bismark
Bring Bismarck back
Gott mit uns.
>>79160306
>>79160306
You are miserable
Destroyers
Of
Europe
>>79160306
Heil Kaiser dir
Nothing else is a permissible response.
>>79160306
Jeremy Beadle Hand
Wrong side won.
A German Empire means no Nazis (and their destruction of white Europe), a weak and probably short lived Soviet Union
Mother Fucking Kaiser!
>>79160306
Le epic mustache
>>79160306
BABY LITTLE ARM
>>79160306
Hamburger bun namesake
