hat , its like you want be experience inferior version of life.
>getting 10k$ salary monthly
>college was nice cause tons of good girls going for it . tons of sex during years
>during work fucking tons of nurses, giving orders to medic and hospital workers.
>even sometimes fuck patient related people(moar if you work in psych)
>its universal job , you can do where were you want
>not depends on computers or whatever fuck , you can still work when electric goes of
>everybody on society respect you
>everybody likes you , kids like you , old people likes you, etc.
>comfy nice shifts that you can chat talk with people and watching tv at hospital
literally best thing in life. if you arent doctor you are living inferior live . good job.
>>79159719
>kids like you
wew lad
I know a doctor. He has a $300,000 university debt
>>79159719
>Turkey is a doctor
Well, I guess at least you like the Kurds.
I am a Riflefag with the Australian Army of Shitposters. I get to bully Americans all over the world, for minimum wage.
Why is medical school difficult to get into? What do doctors even do that requires high intellect?
Not saying the job is easy but when I think about things underneath like neurology, is it that difficult?
>>79159719
Being doctor is awesome I guess. Never really attracted me though.
>>79160486
Yes its pretty hard. Tons of classes, books in latin and shit. One could argue a doctor in field probably wont use much of those in action but you have to know them incase of any sitatuion. But they are for mostly research doctors.
you learn most of job at field.
>cousin is doctor
>was 38 before he started making any money
>wife already old, need 2 kids right away
I am more envious of his kids life not his 2bh
>>79160914
>tons of classes
>books in latin and shit
Türkçe intellektüal
>>79159719
>getting 10k$ salary monthly
Only the very senior doctors earn that much. Starting salary, for junior doctors who just graduated, is around 30k-36k per year.
>college was nice cause tons of good girls going for it . tons of sex during years
The girls who are studying for medicine are usually extremely career focused and committed to study. If they are not committed they will fail a very difficult course. They are the polar opposite of party gurlz who go clubbing every weekend.
>during work fucking tons of nurses, giving orders to medic and hospital workers.
That is just not true. Nurses are worked to death, as are the doctors. You don't have time to talk casually. Doctors and nurses also have breaks at different times and operate within different social circles at work. Though it is totally possible to start a relationship with a nurse it's not like it's open season.
>even sometimes fuck patient related people(moar if you work in psych)
If you want to lose your job in a hurry, then by all means fuck a patient...
>its universal job , you can do where were you want
You have to be fluent in the language of the country you are moving too, an I mean fluent. Doctors receive extremely technical information the world over, it is massively important that the information is understood.
>not depends on computers or whatever fuck , you can still work when electric goes of
Hospitals have their own power supply. Performing a diagnosis without an electrical piece of equipment is considerably more difficult. You would have an awful lot more errors in diagnosis.
>everybody on society respect you
True, to a point.
>everybody likes you , kids like you , old people likes you, etc.
That isn't entirely true. Pretty much all of society wants the best, most senior, doctor to perform a task (sometimes even a simple one).
>comfy nice shifts that you can chat talk with people and watching tv at hospital
You clearly don't know the job at all. You are always in demand (ALWAYS).
>>79160179
Yeah but diffrent system in Europe and Turkey. State pays your education while you provide for you living.
>spending 8 years of my life to learn how to look at strangers weird sick bodies
>or even worse ending up in a hospitals burn ward
>end up a paramedic
I don't like humanity enough to ever do this.
>>79159719
>fuck patient related people(moar if you work in psych)
>comfy nice shifts
You really believe this?
>>79159719
Why not try being human first
>>79161569
Why not try to be not fat first?
>>79159719
I've heard you do it because you love it if you're doing it for the money you're in the wrong career that is what every doctor has told me.
>>79161270
In private hospital you earn much more
>>79161234
Anatomy is in latin m8
>>79159719
Failed pre-med here. I tried. I certainly tried.....
>>79159719
all my friends lost their shit studying medicine , the job pays great if you are in private sector but if you work for the state you are pretty much fucked
>>79161665
They probably say that to not upset low-waged people. Pretty sure most of doctors here in for healthy stable money. Nobody can fire you etc.
>>79159719
Too late for me op i graduated from high school with ok gpa score but one of my teacher said i can be anything but said maybe not a doctor lol :( i am not lazy but i will follow something i am passionate about right now idont know what i still want to do with my life what career to follow im 21
>>79161661
Turkroaches really do have inferior bants. Maybe if you stopped hogging all of the chromosomes you'd come up with a witty response every now and then
>>79159719
> You get to check old peoples buttholes with your finger
>>79161985
>bants
>look the flag
ah.
>>79159719
Too much stress. Lifes depend on you... Not good.
doctors are just white collar blue collars
>>79162033
What's the problem with that ?
>>79159719
3rd year here, it's not even fun, makes you want to kill yourself everytime there are exams.
>3 exams in one day
>it's only morning
>get rekt by your preceptor in the afternoon
All with just 2 hours of sleep.
>>79159719
You aren't a doctor unless you complete a doctorate.
Medical student here.
>>79162121
Whatever you are into germany
>>79161270
Lol private practice neurosurgeon makes 700k plus a year easily in USA
>make a lot of money
>have no time to spend money and high level of stress
No
>>79162268
>inb4 tax
>>79162317
If you actually value and like your work and helping people. As well as lifelong intellectual curiosity and prestige.
Yes
Sorely for the money?
No
>>79162317
>not giving all your money to Big Black Bulls your wife and wifes son slaved.
i thought we already agreed with this.
>>79159719
I'm a first year associate at a law firm and I make 15k a month
>>79162443
>If you actually value and like your work and helping people. As well as lifelong intellectual curiosity and prestige.
I guess. My uncle is a doctor and regrets it now. It seems like a soul-crushing career to me.
>$10,000/mo.
LOL, I do less working building fucking websites for people and average more than that per month. Probably work 1/4 of the hours a doctor has to as well, AND no debt to pay off.
>>79159719
>working
>saying anyone else has an inferior life
Ok buddy, enjoy patients calling you to nag on the rare occasion that you're on a vacation.
>>79159719
>Career thread
I just got my lsat score back today- 172/99th percentile
I stand a decent chance at getting into Georgetown or another t14.
Should I go for it?
I wanna work for the justice department and shit.
>>79159719
>>79159719
I love you guys's bread!
Like people here said, if you're not in it because of helping people or because the field fascinates you you're wasting your time. It takes way too much time and effort otherwise, even the job security isn't a good enough reason to pursue this over a trade.
I'm finishing up a 4 year degree in Biology and building my resume by volunteering, then planning to go through either the army or airforce to become a surgeon. Loans won't be a problem since they not only pay for everything but also provide a monthly stipend during school and officer pay during breaks.
Highly recommend going that route if you're looking to be a doctor in the states, since all you have to do in return is work for them as a doctor, meaning you get to do your residency under them which is pretty cool.
>>79163105
What is your gpa?
I also scored 172
Working for the justice department may be tricky if you are not a citizen.
Let me know your gpa and I will tell you what you should be aiming for. Cornell or Northwestern on a full scholarship would likely be a good option.
>>79162825
>>79162614
>things that never happened : the post
>>79160486
>Why is medical school difficult to get into?
Speaking about the US system - medical schools and medical school admissions are tightly controlled by the American Medical Organization. Our population has increased significantly over the last 50 years, but we have not expanded our medical education system to compensate, because the AMA wants to keep salaries high. So, increasing numbers of qualified students want to get in to med school, but the number of slots they are competing for has remained the same for 50 years.
Why do so many students want to become doctors? Again, speaking about the US, it's a high prestige career that everyone understands and knows about from an early age, and there is a well laid out pathway of steps to follow.
What do doctors even do that requires high intellect?
Not much once they finish school.
>>79163346
Starting salary of a NYC big law firm associate is 180k
>>79160914
>books in latin
Lol wut?
Stop lying roach. The closest you ever got to a doctor is when you went to the hospital to get the chair's leg you use as dildo removed from your ass.
>>79163294
3.42 (yeah, I know I fucked up).
That places me exactly at the 25th gpa percentile for Georgetown and below the 25th for most every other t14 as far as I can tell.
I can get letters of rec from a Cornell (undergrad) Northwestern (first two years of law school) Berkeley (last year of law school) lawyer that I interned for a year and have a good relationship with.
Also with professors who got their phd from Stanford and UCLA.
I have a decent bit of work experience as well.
And I'm a white american citizen taking a gap year to teach english to Coreans.
>>79160210
>Well, I guess at least you like the Kurds.
Doubt it, doctors do everything in order to not serve in the east.
Kurds will gang up on doctors and beat him up for not curing their 89 year old grandad with cancer, I wish I was exacurating
>>79163444
Its money, most of the doctors do not care about their patients at best or openly despise them at worst.
Doctors without borders etc are the real heroes, 90% of the pracittioners would be gone if you said for example "doctors can only earn an average wage from now on"
>>79163631
cupio tu veam mentulam sugare
>>79163741
That 3.42 is really going to hurt you.
#1 thing you should do is apply Early Decision to Northwestern. If they accept you then you receive a 150k scholarship but you are locked in to attending their school.
Georgetown is really not that great, look at their employment stats compared to the rest of the T14: http://www.lstscorereports.com/schools/gulc/
If you are set on the T14 I still think Cornell and NU are your best options. Otherwise you could probably get a full or close to full scholarship in a T25 in your home market - depending on where that is.
check out www.top-law-schools.com if you haven't yet.
This is a useful tool for predicting your chances of admission: http://mylsn.info/jrbz7q/ (I've plugged in your gpa and lsat already)
>>79160179
pay it off in 2 years
>>79164034
Thanks, yeah, I really shot myself in the foot with the gpa thing.
I'm from Seattle and I'd rather not go back. Best law school in the northwest is the UW where I did my undergrad (UW-law is ranked 33rd nationally).
Chicago seems like a cool city and I can always travel afterwards with a t14.
Thanks!
Part 1/3
I went to medical school in the U.S. My entire life was shit. I lived like a fucking peasant and was in debt up to my eyeballs, eating cheap shitty food, living month to month worried about where my next months rent was coming from. Just study and sleep and work my near-minimum-wage temp job.
I was at a very "top level" medical school. One of the top 5 best in the world supposedly. Sorry if this sounds like bragging or bullshit, but I don't consider it so impressive because everything was such shit. All our equipment was crap.....ancient, rusty, uncalibrated. Rusty dull scalpels. Labs were filthy. This was a school with an endowment in the tens of billions and we were using equipment that looked like something from the dark ages. Who know where all that money went/goes? I'm honestly afraid to ask.
People treated cadavers very unrespectfully. I guess this is "black humor" or stress release, but come on, these people were thoughtful enough to give their bodies for research -- there is no need to hack off some guys penis and walk around with it hanging out of your coat laughing hysterically like a 12-year-old. I'm not even going to go into the rumors about how the female bodies were treated.
Professors and docs never gave a shit about us. Have a question? Go fuck yourself, kid. Know the answer already or GTFO. Everyone from students to docs were overworked and in a perpetual haze of lack of sleep. The amount of pill-popping and even hardcore drug injection by doctors is off the hook. I met "elite" doctors who had been drug addicts for 40 years. Nurses were mentally unstable sluts. The worst were the neuro students. Supposedly the "best and the brightest," right? Some of them were literally smoking crack. They were booting up all these bizarre designer drugs they made. You better hope if you get brain surgery it's not some genius-lunatic who has been high on synthetic "whatever" for 72 hours straight before he cuts into your frontal lobes.
Can i get into med school with a 2.3 gpa? I can tell admissions that I'm a different person now who will take studies very seriously
>>79164497
lol gtfo kid
>>79164274
what was your major? 3.42 really isn't that bad IMO for any major that is in any way difficult.
>>79163890
>Its money, most of the doctors do not care about their patients at best or openly despise them at worst.
Doctors don't make nearly as much as they used to. Specialists can do fairly well, but your average internist is only making $150k or so in the US. That translates to around $75/hr. There are a hell of a lot of ways to bill at that kind of rate with far less education and debt, if money is all it's about.
>>79164571
I'll fuckin rek you "kid"
Part 2/3
Constant backstabbing. For example, I took one course where you could drop your homework papers in a little box outside the prof's office. I started getting "zeros" for not returning my work. Then I figured out one of my asshole fellow students was going there in the dead of night with a wire bent coathanger, fishing out assignments from the box slip, and throwing them away. Because the course was on a graded curve, he only picked out and destroyed the papers of students who were doing better than him. I tried explaining this to the professor but he basically told me to fuck off. Handed in my papers personally after that.
Pretty much everyone was completely insane in one way or another. Plus the people attracted to medicine (especially at "elite" schools) are mostly sociopaths or even psychopaths obsessed with status and competition. Either become one yourself or GTFO.
There is a lot more I could say...I saw some behavior that was ethically questionable if not downright illegal when it came to deciding when to declare people "beyond saving."
>>79159719
Only middle classfags get to become doctors
>tfw NEET
>never held a job
Ragie Wagie!
>>79164478
>All our equipment was crap.....ancient, rusty, uncalibrated
This is true in some points...I studied in UKM at the WWU and they had old visual field tests with a stick
>>79159719
>Comfy nice shifts
Nice roleplaying faggot
Part 3/3
I took a look at my future as a doctor and as far as I could see it was madness in every direction. Beyond what I have described there is the whole issue of dealing with patients, many of whom are simply assholes who think they know more than they do because of some shit they read on the Internet. You can get sued for any reason or no reason at all. Doctors are mentally warped by this -- many are addicts or alcoholics, wife beaters, abusers of their own kids. Humans were not meant to live like this.
So I decided to use my degree to become a "consultant." The stress and insanity are less but there are ethical pressures relating to money that have caused me many sleepless nights and made me start to hate myself.
Finally I left medicine entirely and just went into "resarch." The pay is shit but at least I don't have some drug-addled resident squirting bloody lung-chunks all over me because she cut the wrong vein, or have to spend my days figuring out how to cheat sweet old ladies out of money. After nearly 20 years I finally feel sanity returning.
>>79159719
>tfw could have got into undergrad medicine but chose to do something else
Gotta end my life senpai
>>79164826
damn man, now i see why House was insane.
>>79163890
Fucking nigro, I meant you get paid for helping all of their fucking bomb victims.
No one likes the Kurds themselves.
>>79164902
I was on track to go into medicine but I fucked up big time. I'm like the epitome of smart and lazy. Insanely lazy.
>>79165074
I hate the smart plus lazy excuse
if you are actually smart it doesn't take any effort to do well.
>>79164826
Holy shit. That's some dark stuff.
>>79160486
No, doctors are some of the dumbest fucks on the planet. If you are a shit skin who isn't a drooling retard, the Jewish medical schools will accept you.
Unfortunately it's a pretty shitty job with tons of stress, not great money, and tons of debt. No one respects doctors in America anymore. The Jews have turned them into essentially drug pushers for their pharmaceuticals.
I work in healthcare, and I have absolutely no problems leeching a $50k salary off these kikes and barely producing any work. I hate my job. I hate the us healthcare system. And I hate likes.
>>79164594
Political Science not difficult at all.
I know admissions won't care about this but I did dual enrollment in hs so I was in college from when I was 18-20 basically.
I was an alcoholic for the entire time- for the last year and a half or basically any time I wasn't in class I was downing mouth wash. I would basically get black out drunk 7 days a week (my record is 3 times a single day). Before I went too far off the deep end I did have some decent things to put on my resume (multiple jobs/internships often run concurrently), I was on my universities boxing team for a year, I ran a sub 2:50 marathon when I was 17 etc. etc. after I graduated I spend 13 months working shitty jobs while interviewing for paralegal gigs etc.
Nothing went through, spent the last three months working for a shitty ins. agency, quit that because fuck the people I was working for, spend four months studying for the lsat, took it, flew out to Korea.
So yeah.
I'm about 7 months sober right now and I have zero plans of ever drinking again.
I'm sure I can dress up my resume to make it sound a little more difficult (I had a concentration in Political economy which required some economics/math classes) but it really was pretty easy and I'm sure any halfway decent admissions officer can see that (although I have heard that the UW- where I did my undergrad- has made a real effort to combat grade inflation so that may help me? I don't know?)
>>79165074
>I'm like the epitome of smart and lazy
Why does everyone on 4chan think they're smart but lazy? I hear this shit all the time.
>>79160486
There is a limited number of hospitals doctors can train in, there have to be quotas so that the quality of teaching doesn't degrade.
What about nurses? They get paid ok plus less stress
>>79159719
i quite literally do not give a shit about other people. i can pretend to, but i couldn't make it my job to actually have to prevent idiots from dying.
My wife is going to med school. I'm thinking about switching to the medical profession if my career prospects don't look good in the future.
>>79165277
Great job if you have a pussy. You try wanna be a murse? Disgraceful.
>>79165277
yeah wiping someones asshole is a nice job
Fuck being a doctor. Dealer with sick degenerates and whingers all day. No thanks.
>>79165321
I'm a male feminist and find your comment sexist
>>79161665
>>79161932
That may be true in Turkey, here you make money being a good engineer or working IT than working long hours as a doctor.
I make 8725 dollarydoos tops a month from animating 3d porn
all i literally do is model 3d women from videogames and movies and animate them being fucked
>>79165232
Because I am. Mensa tested IQ of 139
>>79165209
you're undergrad major does not matter at all for admissions
if you have a 3.42 in engineering physics or a 3.42 in music theory you will have the same chances of admission. Letters of recommendation don't matter either.
The only things that affect your chances are crafting an effective narrative in your personal statement or having good work experience / accomplishments. Even then it is fairly minor.
>>79165557
>mensa
isnt that just a magazine you pay to tell you you're smart
>>79159719
>turkish doctors
wew lad
>>79165209
>I'm about 7 months sober right now and I have zero plans of ever drinking again.
Great job, I'm proud of you, anon. 2 years sober myself. It's hard, because life generally is and living sober is just taking life as it is, but you can do it if you know why you quit and it's definitely worth it. I just finished a year of med school, something I knew I would never achieve without quitting drinking, and it feels better than any party I can imagine.
>>79164594
>That translates to around $75/hr. There are a hell of a lot of ways to bill at that kind of rate with far less education and debt, if money is all it's about.
examples?
>>79165661
> are crafting an effective narrative in your personal statement or having good work experience / accomplishments.
I'm sure I can spin something.
Beyond that it'll just be luck of the draw. Let's hope I get lucky.
>>79165766
> I just finished a year of med school
Congrats anon!
>>79160486
Are you fucking retarded? The human body is complex as fuck. Surgery is fucking complex. Being able to diagnose a disease on the spot from a few symptoms out of a knowledge of probably millions of diseases requires a high degree of intellect, hard work and dedication.
I'd want the person looking after my health to be the best.
>>79159719
with all the evidence in the US Supreme Court coming out against vaccinations I won't be surprised if a pogrom occurs and many doctors get hanged.
>>79160210
My 34 year old cousin works as a specialist on $620,000 a year.
Uni debt is literally nothing to them.
>>79159719
>tons of sex during school
I have a good friend that is a surgeon and he gets zero pussy.
>>79165209
How'd u do in the lsat?
>>79166324
172 or in the 99th percentile.
That was pretty much average for my practice testing (on my practice tests I had been scoring between 169 and 176 with 172-3 being most common).
>>79165550
That is amazing. How did you get into this?
>>79165550
Also can we see your work?
>>79165802
any specialist engineer, financial expert, or consultant can command far more than that.
>>79165661
not entirely true. It depends on the school from what I've heard. If you dual majored in aerospace engineering and physics at a top tier undergrad and wound up with a 3.3 or something I'd bet money that you have a better shot at getting in than a kid who studied some horseshit like political science and got a 4.0.
The whole college GPA system makes me very mad though.
>>79164629
Good thing you are not saying that to me, otherwise i would have bashed your head irl
>>79160486
>What do doctors even do that requires high intellect?
Studying the entire human body.
Knowing how drugs function and how they interact with the body and with other drugs.
Ability to diagnose diseases with few hints
>>79159719
Turkroach lies!
I have my degree since 1 year and I have been working as a clinical doctor.
>get little bit higher than minimum wage while working 60+ hours
>College is tons of liberal bitchy women who are about as interesting as a bag of potatoes
>only see nurses for about 5minutes/day
>fucking patients or patient related people will earn you a first class ticket to never working as a medical proffessional again
>No job security because everybody falls for the STEM-meme
>tons and tons and tons and tons of paperwork
>Patients and nurses fucking hate you
>no respect from anybody
>>79167554
this
>>79167133
>>79167114
Started off doing SFM way back in 12'. Did some porn and when my modelling skills were adequate enough I moved on to making my own models so companies don't sue. I also got my girlfriend to voice the women in my animated work and started a patreon for the both of us.
Once you're aware that your customers are all going to be basement-dwelling virgins they're easy to take advantage of. It's a hilariously easy adult industry to break into once you know what you're doing.
You know those anons on /co/ who obsess over the rabbit in Zootopia? They exist and are actually quite serious to a creepy degree. I was comissioned by a furry once to animate her giving head to his OC (that I only modelled the groin and legs of because I can't be arsed to make the entire thing) for about $900.
Sounds too good to be true, right? Furries are basically the "whales" of the industry. They're hard to reel in, but once you do they're willing to overspend on anything since they have so much fucking disposable income. ESPECIALLY when it comes to their original characters since they're so desperate about wanting to become famous.
At the moment I'm working on a lot of Overwatch shit. That's the next big thing people obsess over and it rakes in some good money. Most animators don't give a shit about the game, we just love how obsessed it's fans are.
Also I can't do that, lad. It's bad for business.
>Spend years in education
>Rack up tons of debt if Amerilard
>Start off working long hours for low pay
>Surrounded by death and disease all day
Most doctors are in their mid to late 30s before they start making good money. I've found most doctors are miserable by the time they are in their 40s. I knew one that quit to become a used car salesman.
>>79168394
Holy shit. That's got to be one bitter motherfucker right there.
>>79168385
how do these cringey fucks make money? what does your average basement dweller do for a living?
>>79168822
Fuck if I know. There was this one guy who was something like 35+ and I think he was actually employed.
If you ask me, I reckon they're lonely lads who came out of university with a great degree and a good job but not without shit-tier social skills.
>>79159719
Fuck off turkroache
>>79161286
You mean turky and australia? Most european countries do as you subscribed.
>>79167554
>get little bit higher than minimum wage
i call bullshit. my doctor drives a porsche and lives in a multimillion dollar home
>spend 5+ years learning latin terms
You need to have assburger to be a doctor
>>79169081
probably all IT workers
they're all either sperglords or indians who don't bathe
>>79159719
Good friends with a doctor. He likes it.
Nigga is rich as fuck too.
>required to save niggers when the situation demands it
>get reputation ruined when you fail
>get killed by nigger friends
yeah how about no.
>spending a decade learning human biology
>spending another decade having to wipe asses and do the grossest shit imaginable, while working shit hours to pay off all your debts
>just so you can do a private practice for old people until you yourself become old
desu medicine must be the worst career ever except for people who enjoy the privilege of having access to other people's bodies
>>79168385
Do you still use SFM? Like do people actually pay money to see shit made in SFM?
>>79159719
No. Bad roach. Bad.
>>79159719
>be BR doctor
>earn literally 20x the normal BR wage
>earn 5x the normal STEM wage
>can work as much as I want when I want
>working literally ONCE PER WEEK, 12h shifts, gets me literally the same as my Law friends who work 40hs per week, every single day
>all my engineer friends are unemployed or working as a cashier
>can get a job just by looking at my phone
>can move to wherever I want instantly and get a high paying job
>nursers see you as a sex god because 'muh status'
>literal 'just ask' blowjobs at the night shifts
>can take care of me and my family
>can get free medication and special treatment in public hospitals
Shit is too good.
I can be a NEET and earn $10,000 per month easily, with no people/communication skills and all
There is absolutely no reason to pick anything else other then being a doctor, unless you don't want a good life.
>>79159719
Everyone of you is inferior. Deal with it.
>>79171162
your law friends are really bad at their jobs friendo.
doctors get amazing pay when they start working but their pay ceiling is way lower than successful lawyers
>>79159719
I suppose it must be fun being a doctor in turkey and acting compassionate when you fail to save roaches on purpose
>>79159719
>Have to deal with sick people
>Parasites and pathogens
>Vomit, shit, and colostomy bags
>A million years in school, residency, internship
>Terrible fucking hours
>Dealing with stupid fucks and old shits that should be dead already
Medical practice is one of the most shit fields to get into IMO. Engineering master race gets paid nicely and doesn't have to deal with sick people all the time.
>>79171162
>I can be a NEET and earn $10,000 per month easily, with no people/communication skills and all
what do you mean by this?
>be plumber
>start getting paid at 18 fresh out of high school
>paid to learn, no debt
>become master in just for years
>bank $6k/mo at 22, owe literally nothing
You feel like hooking me up with an Electroejaculation procedure? I'm curious to see how much sperm can be forcibly removed from me.
http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Electroejaculation-10795971
or at least give me a decent price on a ferticare because I'm not paying $800 for a penile vibrator.
>>79165260
>There are a limited number of factories in which cars can be built, there has to be quotas so that the quality of cars doesn't degrade
Leave it to an inbred quasi-Arab to explain why communism is the best.
>>79171720
Four *
Ducking Swype keyboard
>>79167554
The difference between US and Euro healthcare is like heaven vs. hell. In the US a doctor is basically a god. Like someone respected by all, who makes up to 300k USD, drives the fanciest cars and bangs the hot bitches.
European doctors all are a part of the greater system, they are cogs. Pay them 60K, they have to work in a bombed out rat infested hospital built post WWII, with hardly any benefits.
Its a rigged system because we charge through the ass for everything, so the USA is expensive AF and can afford to pay doctors large salaries.
If it's so good why are doctors such miserable cunts all the time? If it quacks like a duck and leaves shit everywhere, it's probably a fucking duck mate.
>>79159719
I wanted to become a physician since both my parents are but then I realised I don't like interacting with people, I'm to akward around them since I'm a tubro autist so I abandoned that path.
>>79171162
How do I become a Brazilian doctor?
Shit sounds cash.
>>79171584
Fucking kek
>tfw fell for the doctor meme
I've come to realize the grim reality that society has memed doctors into this high status so they can convince smart people to do it. If you were actually smart, you would be successful as an entrepreneur and could do work that shakes up the status quo. But the (((elites))) don't want smart people completing with them, so they trap smart people into doctor life so they can slave away and help the mulatto underclass reproduce.
as highly as society views doctors, i view them more as gold-digging nerds that didn't know any better way to make more money (and most of them aren't as rich as you think they are)
more than half the shit that a typical doctor does is something even an untrained/uneducated person could do and have a fairly high success rate, including diagnosing the illness, finding the correct medicine, moderate surgeries, etc. people have been doing it that way for thousands of years and it was for the most part fine (except people were dirtier, infections happened slightly more often ((as if they don't happen these days either))
i mean have you ever gone to a doctor? you tell them your symptoms, they take a guess at what your shit is, then they go back to a medical encyclopedia (or google) and confirm it and then just follow the instructions and medication. the 8 years and 250k of debt they accumulated is of no use in that scenario
even taking someone blood's test and figuring out how healthy/unhealthy they are is something an average person could do with the help of google
now if you're a fucking heart transplant surgeon it's a different story, but there's only a couple hundred of those in the entire world
>>79172279
pathologist
>but first waste 1/8 of your life studying
>>79159719
nice, tell us a little bit more about the anatomy of the cockroach
>>79159719
Shut the fuck up roach
>>79172655
oh yes it's horrible making 400k/year
we've got it fucked up :/
>be me
>be a pharmacist
>used to look up to doctors, thinking they were smart as shit and very competent, not to mention virtuous, wanting to help other people.
>Turns out most of them are not.
>Most doctors are entitled cunts who only got into the profession because of the high salary
>Most of them don't know any bacis pharmacokinetics or pharmacology
>Most don't seem to give a fuck about the patient and just order them some pill of the week to get rid of them as quick as possible without a proper anamnesis or anything.
>Most older doctors never bothered to properly update their knowledge about shit
>etc
>mfw a butthurt doctor throws me a hissy fit when I call them to fix their fucked up prescription so the patient doesn't overdose and die.
>>79173245
avg doctor starting is making less than 100k even in US
now if they're 67+ years old and have been in the business for decades they might make 200k-300k
somebody who properly invested would make much more than that by that age
i believe the highest intelligence people (the ones that care about money; since not all intelligent people give a fuck about money) find ways of becoming extremely wealthy without working every single day like a slave
>>79159719
>literally best thing in life. if you are turkroach you are living inferior live . good job.
>>79159719
All most all doctors I've met are Frank Burns stand ins
>>79159719
Any doctors on the VA area that can prescribe me some pills? My doc is a faggot
>>79159719
>not depends on computers or whatever fuck , you can still work when electric goes of
The joke's on you. The whole hospital stops when there is no electricity or internet access.
Only emergency procedures are on at that time.
t. someone who knows how hospitals actually work
>>79160179
He also makes more than that in 1 year in Australia.
>>79173447
>avg doctor starting is making less than 100k even in US
and the minimum wage in California is around 20k, damn doctors have it bad, also doctors in America get paid a shit load, if you're 67 and make 300k depending on the field, it could mean that you're a complete retard
>>79159719
Personally, I'd like to change the world for the better, even if it only means helping a few people here and there throughout my lifetime.
The thing is, the more you educate yourself about the world, the more you realize that we humans have got life down wrong. Big Pharma is a perfect example of this; making sick people sicker for profit. This happens all day, every day, in the entire world. Some places it's just less than others, for example: here in vikingland there's a list of doctors who openly get paid by big pharma through EU, so we the people can choose to see a doctor that isn't all about shoving pills down your throat for huge bonus'.
Thing is, if you want to work around the establishment as an average joe, you are going to have to hustle your way out of it. But weirdly enough, if you know how to make good money on the black market, and use the profit as a kickstarter for your business, nobody from the state is going to touch you. Because they know the world is super fucked.
All in all, become a millionaire no matter what it takes, but atleast try to change the world for the better while you are doing it. Otherwise the world will just become more of a shithole, and we are so close to getting out of the one our ancestors dug us into.
>>79173813
Yeah that guy is retarded. The first thing a doctor does when he is not sure what diagnostic to fill in is to send you to an MRI or a CAT scan. Imaging equipment has became a crutch for them.
>>79172674
>more than half the shit that a typical doctor does is something even an untrained/uneducated person could do and have a fairly high success rate
>you tell them your symptoms, they take a guess at what your shit is, then they go back to a medical encyclopedia (or google) and confirm it and then just follow the instructions and medication.
Doctors don't just "guess". Most diseases don't follow a fucking checklist, and even the internet is not big enough to account for all the possible history and PE findings a doctor would find in every patient. That's why medical students are trained and exposed to actual patients to sharpen their clinical eye and account for every little possibility to come up with the best diagnosis and management possible. You can see the difference between a 2nd year medical student with full access to his iphone and wifi compared to an intern with no equipment whatsoever when both look at the same patient. 9 times out of 10 the intern will get the diagnosis AND the correct management while the student will not only get the wrong diagnosis but also won't even be able to start treatment because you can't just google "how to give [insert medicine here]". And if a medical student, or even a group of them, who would have at least a vague idea of how to diagnose a patient, would have some difficulty, how do you think mouthbreathers like you would compare?
>>79159719
I fell for the lawyer meme. My best friend is a doctor and I got to say I'm jealous.
>Applied to medical school this year.
>3.8 GPA, 34 MCAT score (90th percentile)
>2 Alabama medical school MCAT avgs--30
>White male
>WAITLISTED
>not looking like I will get in
Convince me that this is somehow a good thing
>>79159719
You sound like a retarded 14 year old who was just told they should be a doctor and now you think you're set. You're talking fucking rubbish turkroach.
>>79175075
The medical field will be more diverse!
>>79175075
just go study in germany
>>79159719
I fell for the Translator meme hope i can find a job
>>79172674
You have no fucking clue what you're talking about. A good doctor does a lot more than simply guess what is wrong with a person. Take my friend, for instance. She was hospitalized with pneumonia for the third time in her life. She once had a bout of SJS, a necrotizing allergic skin reaction. She also had serious allergies.
I thought it over as she mentioned her symptoms, and told her to get checked for selective IgA deficiency, which perfectly fits her constellation of illnesses but is too unusual to be picked up be a physician that is looking at just one thing at a time. Next day, sure enough, she has almost undetectable levels of IgA. I told her to make sure that she mentions this before any surgeries, because if she requires blood products, there is a chance she will have an anaphylactic reaction to them, in addition to warning her of all the signs and symptoms of other diseases she is likely to encounter because of her condition.
I have another friend I was able to diagnose with LH receptor deficiency based on history alone that now stands a chance of getting pregnant because I was able to steer her in the right direction.
I had another friend whom I noticed his nails were clubbed, and in passing mentioned that he should see a doctor. He was a heavy smoker- I knew that chances were it was cancer. Sure enough, I was right. Didn't want to be the guy to break it to him.
Being a doctor is about knowing not just what a symptom is, but which ones are signal and which ones are noise. A good doctor can put a bunch of nonsense together and come to a conclusion that is off the radar of anyone haplessly googling. As to treatment, most of us actually know the treatments by heart, as well as several alternate treatment modalities for unusual situations. Any idiot can do the normal treatment in a normal situation, but you'd be surprised how many people don't fall into the normal boxes. And don't even get me started on abnormal presentations...
>>79159719
>>79161569
/thread
>>79173447
Residency is training- we make peanuts for three or four years until we are board eligible, then you make 250-350k at 30 years of age. It really isn't that bad.
What about scrub tech jobs that only take 1-3 years to complete in a community or junior college?
I'm talking like operating room technician, biomedical equipment technician, EKG/ECG technician, lab technician etc.
Not as prestigious as a doctor but it seems like there are tons of jobs in these fields and it takes little to no effort to become qualified to do it, compared to other jobs in the field of medicine.
>>79177399
Being a scrub sucks dude, and the pay isn't great- usually around 40k a year.
>>79177482
Where I live (southern WV) 40k a year is enough to have a nice sized home with a big yard and a fridge full of food.
>>79159719
Well this thread was completely disappointing. I was hoping from the subject that this was going to be a greentext thread about times when we all played doctor as kids with the neighbor girl.
>>79166056
Wrong, it's no different that being a mechanic.
>>79159719
Doctos are literal inferior monkeys. Being an investment banker is so much better
>gets most girls
>everyone respects you
>not impossible to get like a medical certifcate
>>79171043
A sfm porn bro still gets some good money from it, but the market is saturated
I use 3DS Max for my work and it's master race tier
>>79160914
Lmao I'm in med school. Not many med schools teach latin anymore man.
>>79161234
Albanian intellect everyone
>>79178129
They're still working with what the Ottomans looted.
>>79164478
this is cool. I like the mentally unstable sluts part. keep it coming
>>79159719
>>not being doctor in roleplaying game called as "life"
>Saving chad's lives in daily 20 hour shifts
no thanks.
>>79165074
>smart but lazy
no you're a lazy fuck. If you were smart you'd be rich by now, have girls coming for you, etc. You're fat lazy cunt
>>79159719
You need to take Drugs, friendo
>>79164826
I went to a really low tier school and experienced none of the problems you describe. Lol, you fell for the prestige meme and got what you deserved.
Chill schools exist, as do chill hospitals and specialties. I'm looking at psych myself- 9-5, M-F, 250k/year with a 40 hour a week residency, plenty of opportunity to moonlight for 150/hr, and weekend shifts in the boonies that part 4k for two days with call. Life is bretty good.
What university?
You can be a Dr and still be a successful business man. I know many Dr's that use the high salary they make to buy more land and business.
>>79170322
as an IT guy with social skills i have it made right now. shitposting at work
>>79179734
Look in the bottom twenty schools in the US, and look for the most rural school there, that's where you'll find me. Hoping to match psych in the NE now, I'm missing home.
>>79159719
People are dumb, I don't like someone just because he has a doctorate.
Oh wait you meant you are a physician but you call yourself a doctor because you think it's the actual term.
You ain't no doctor.
>>79159719
im told going into the medical field is pretty bad if you dont already have a job lined up
i mean christ everyone and their mother wants to be a doctor the field is pretty saturated desu
meanwhile trades are always in demand and make comparable pay
>>79159719
>Be doctor
>Never create anything new or useful
>Just keep up with current research and tell people what pills to take
>Sure, it's more than this, but it's not like you're inventing new ways to cure people. Even the physicists are the ones making better MRIs, biosensors, and cancer treatments.
>>79159719
>>comfy nice shifts that you can chat talk with people and watching tv at hospital
wew lad
Medical industry (especially big pharma) is right up there with wall st, banking, education, media and the military industrial complex in terms of jewish corruption and NWO bullshit.
But yeah if you weasel your way in, you can literally get paid 6 figures to kill people on accident and never go to court.
Something like one of the leading causes of death in the USA is "medical mistakes"
>>79180868
>the leading causes of death in the USA is "medical mistakes"
sauce?
>>79180601
>Just keep up with current research
Most don't, in my experience. They just repeat the easily-digested AMA guidelines on a particular topic. It's rare that I meet a medical professional that can answer questions in-depth. One noted recent exception: I talked at length with a paramedic that did a superb job of answering questions regarding general anesthesia.
>>79180601
Most of us do some research, dumbass. It's actually required if you take an academic job.
>>79180868
We're also a big part of reason the average life expectancy has nearly doubled since the end of the 19th century, but no one ever gives us credit for that.
> 25 yo
> Earns $8k/monthly - remote work for UK
> Lives in Poorland, everything is cheap here
> Good to be king
Because I'm a hairdresser who gets 300-350$ for a regular cut, one third of cuts I do cost 750-850$. I work 2-3 days a week and roll in almost tax-free cash. Before I got a gf, I had a nice fuck buddy and banged some clients too. Can't complain.
>>79183485
>things that never happened: the post
>>79179734
capa
>>79159719
>tfw software engineer and make as much money as my lawyer/medfag friends while doing like maybe half of the work
>>79183631
it possible, let me give you an example
>be black
>fail high school
>say nigger 20 times over a beat
>make millions
>>79183631
>he doesn't know how much money you can get in elite saloons.
>He has no idea how much money women can spend on hair
little to no experience with women?
>>79162104
OK now please close your right eye and read the following letters.
Ok, very good.
Now please close your left eye, can you see the letters?
Wonderful, your eyesight is -3.0. That will be one hundred twenty dollars.
The stress optometrists have is prodigious.
>>79159719
I get 10k a month and I only have a GED, I also have 0 debt. I work a trade. Your country kinda sucks too :^)
>>79183485
you are a hair dresser lol you I hope you're proud. Your children won't be.
>>79183485
Dude I'm a chef at Wendy's and I make around that amount every week as well.
>mfw there are some register drones that are more educated than I am
Got to med school in Czech Republic or similar and then come work in Sweden.
Definitely not impossible.
>>79166470
Congrats anon. I got a 171 and will be going to Penn Law with a huge scholarship. You should be set
>>79159719
>Be actual doctor
>400k loan debt
>work 80 hours a week making 60k as a resident
>that's minimum wage.
>no time to enjoy anything
>get shit on by administration and attendings constantly
>Can't practice medicine because of governmental hoops
>constantly see shitty patients that have conditions like DM because they can't take care of themselves
>Lost youth to constantly studying
>Constantly moving around and can't form lasting relationships with people due to training.
>Nurses are largely obese.
Great career.
>>79160486
Its not really high intellect but the coursework can be difficult. Being "smarter" helps you in the training process and they want to carefully screen who can do it and who will drop out. Lots of care goes into training a doctor and they don't want you to fail/drop the idea just as you graduate.
Because the spots for residency and training is limited and controlled by gov funding largely, schools can only take so many people. Makes an artificially (not a bad thing, necessarily) low supply so competition is fierce.
>>79161815
>>79160914
>Latin
Yeah, nah.
>>79162268
700k but you're 50 or so by the time you see that.
Neurosurgery is soul-killing and the training takes like 7 years. Which you're making 60k as a resident.
Emergency is +$250k as a fresh attending (graduated resident), is 3 years, and you can go largely anywhere afterward. Sometimes make $400k starting if you're in a high need area. And make that for longer upping your equity before a neurosurgeon is even done with his training.
No thanks. I'll stick to my six figure job after 3 years of a CS degree.
>>79162692
Why does he dislike it? Out of curiosity.
From what I get from the older crowd is regulation is taking the fun out of the job. Lots of older docs never had to deal with EMR's and increased paperwork and they think it kills the love for it.
>>79186790
Be careful. Poo in loos are destroying prospects in certain areas.
>>79186345
what exactly are you training?
>>79186959
Poo in loos don't know how to tune the hyperparamters of a neural network.
>>79164635
>Either become one yourself or GTFO.
This isn't necessarily true.
I met lots of good people in school. There's honest people who just want to be a family doc or something - which is a modest goal in the field.
If you do a primary care specialty you can have the life you largely want without fucking people over. Honestly the highly competitive fields aren't worth it unless you cant see yourself doing anything else. Also, after a Primary care residency you can do a fellowship and get that extra "prestige" without being cutthroat.
The issue with medicine being competitive is that they attract people who are driven by competition. You aren't getting people that necessarily belong in the field, but it is what it is. Medicine is getting better about selective compassionate students who are probably the best they've seen yet - not only smart and competitive (the only requisite you needed before) but actually sociable and caring.
Still lots of douchebags though.
>>79163105
Meh. Depends if you get a scholarship.
I also got into Georgetown. No scholarship tho.
Ended up going to engineering school for very cheap instead of 200k debt for a meme law degree.
Now I actually do something I like and wont have to work years just to pay off debt.
>>79185613
What do you do?
>>79185812
Any reason why? That's an old classic male profession. I think I'd have my own network of saloons by then by the way. >>79186782
It's too much responsibility, takes a lot of time to get to real money and you are always under the threat to lose, if you make a mistake. Doctors are noble and courageous people, even if they do it for shekels.
>>79164826
This man can be totally right but you just have to know about this and guard yourself. I plan on boxing myself in by taking a hospital job.
The lack of autonomy is shitty and having superiors, but you can largely let the hospital deal with the fallout of malpractice suits and not have to be incentivized by doing more procedures for the extra money, as you become a salaried doc. I definitely plan on leaving the field sooner than 10 years in it. I think it'll kill before that. Or at least move to a cushier kind of job like allergy.
>>79168822
>>79169081
I spent a good portion of my 20's and early 30's interacting with those guys and I can safely say that nearly all of them are either in IT or finance. They make 70+k and spend a substantial amount of it on their perverted interests.
I was in a guild on WoW with one guy about two years ago who was an equities analyst for one of the big companies. He was a huge furry and weeb who constantly and shamelessly talked about how he'd spend at least 2k a month on commissions for his furry OC's. All things considered he was a nice guy just a massive sperg with no social skills. To this day I still wonder how the fuck he got through the interview for that job in the first place unless he knew someone.
On topic: I have a pretty good amount of interest in medicine but I'd never want to be a doctor. Maybe in another life but now I'm too old to start med school and I'm fairly comfortable where I am.
>>79186782
Not to mention in EM you are paid per hour so the more you work the more you get paid. Also I have heard some EM doctors can get paid up to 250$/hr. Pretty good my man.
>>79188470
I know its just a (((job))) but goddammit if it isn't enticing.
>>79159719
i basically get paid to work out all day.
actual work muscles not that gym bullshit.
four days a week 10 hour days.
paid holidays and benefits.
i could probably snap your neck.
Surgeons have the highest suicide rate of any profession. This includes the big bucks us docs
I'm studying Medicine at Liverpool right now. Medical students are one of two ways, either extremely focused and have no social lives or the complete opposite. Medics arrange loads of night out and have a reputation of getting mortal all the time
>>79159719
What fantasy are you living in, roach?
