I converted to Judaism last week, I even bought the little hat thingy; however some people are mocking my faith and not taking it seriously.
How do I become a better Jew /pol/?
>>79156290
Destroy modern society
Fuck white people repeatedly and claim oppression...
>>79156290
Start a bank.
Become Soros
What ever you do, never do manual labor or create anything with your hands
Jews don't do that
>>79156290
post more pictures of this semen demon like a good little jewboy
>>79156290
Eat Christian first-born babies and file suit against anyone who dare slander you saying you eat babies.
>>79156290
Turn to ash and blow away, leaving no evidence of your existence or demise behind
I'm up for moar pics of the Semen Demon
>>79156629
- Get set on fire
- somehow end up with 100s of death certificates
Fuck with arabs and asians little boys
>>79156290
Fuck people over every chance you get, and scream anti semetism when they call you out on it
>>79156290
Why not islam?
>>79156543
Sorry goy, couldn't find any good ones
i didn't know there were jews in Norway
>>79156290
Go back to the ovens. Don't be an oven dodger!!!
>>79156290
Kill yourself.
>>79156290
Have their bosses fire them, or if they're leeches fire their parents.
Christ I fucking hate tattoos.
>>79157149
Oy vey, why the hate goyim?
>>79156290
Undermine the values of every white nation on earth
>>79157254
I don't know, I just hate everyhing.
>>79156290
You will always be a Goy
>>79157254
Shalom fellow chosen one
>>79157336
Try praying, though I am the submissive servant of God, I mostly just started calling myself a Jew to mock people taking ancient scriptures as a guide for the world today (((also for shekels ofc)))
God exists and you can call him kek if you want, he works on a higher dimension, most scripture is just paranoia and it's made to take away your freedom, my God wants you to question life as you live it.
look how edgy i am tee hee
>>79157862
Shalom, how's Denmark?
Nice place from the times I visited
>>79157958
Hi Au... Oh it's just you, still living in the shadows of your brother?
>>79156290
You can't convert to Judaism if any of your parents are jews or if you aren't married with a jew.
>>79156290
You should visit Israel and work in a Kibbutz. I know non-Jews who have done this who learned a lot from doing it.
Shalom, brother. Just keep on keeping on.
>>79160192
that's not how it goes
>>79156290
Did you try making money?
But seriously....go to Jerusalem.
>>79156290
I fucking hate it when bitches take pictures with half of their eyes missing and tilt the camera making it harder to measure their facial symmetry
>>79156290
Make an allya and make a Shiton of white Jewish babies
Get a tattoo. Perhaps of your conversion date on your arm.
>>79161717
Pretty sure converts can't make allya.
>>79156290
Bullshut anon. It takes a long time to convert. Can be years.
> the little hat thingy
Try harder next time.
You have to visit Israel every couple years and claim it is a beautiful paradise in order to be True Jew.
>>79156290
Damn, this is some fucking weak ass bait.
>>79161999
They usually can, especially if he merry a jewesss
How many goyim have you tricked today OP?
>>79156290
Move to israel, and kill a palestinian or any random arab
ave shalom
Barukata Adonai
I want fancy things like my friend Efrom, I want the newest 10 speed bicycle that I will ride only once and then I will have my parents come get me. I want to swim in the pool but only with my shirt on. I want to lose my virginity at 23 but say I was 16.
Nose surgery.
Obtain a qt waifu
Give a baby a blowjob. It's a sacred Jewish ritual. Everyone will be very impressed.
>>79156290
>>79156290
start a media company. Publish thinly veiled anti-white propaganda.
Pretend you are friendly with black people and that they like you.
only help out other jews when in the position to.
When Anybody says anything critical about israel You need to defame them. Called them an anti-Semite. Possibly ruin their life.
>>79156290
By adding Zyklon B, of course.
>>79156290
be the merchant YHWH intended you to be.
