>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
alternative
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
Zone-10 (local anon's beat)
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/?m=1
donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HUWUtTZvK4
>Burglar alarm
Never go full Robert.
FIRST FOR UHAUL
FIRST FOR ISLAM
U-HAUL MAKES KILLING EASIER
TONIGHT...
>Slide Whistle
>Aww Man!
>Thaaaank youu ~<3
>Shootings
>Hostages
>UHAULs
>Homeless people spawncamping ATMs
>Kidnapped bitches
>Home invasions
>Murdered puppers
>Stolen guns
>used to shoot a dude in the groin and ass
>Recovered, two shots fired
>CPD Checking up on some cuck's cheating ass bitch in NY for him
What a goddamn city.
fucking assault u-hauls
O shit it's quiet again
I was gone for a few days, what happened in chicago?
>>79148813
Yo what the fuck, for reals, what's with them an UHAUL trucks?
>>79148813
how many children have to die before we ban assault uhauls?
>>79148813
with the complementary plow to clear the path.
>>79148820
Also:
> Robert
>>79148820
you forgot the man in the elusive nigger in a ghillie suit
>>79148820
forgot the dude who got one in his ass and another in his right ball and bled out
>>79148926
>>79148896
You should ask what didn't happen.
We're stuck and fascinated the obsession these savages have with uhaul moving trucks
>>79148896
they cant go in the night, without robin.
>>79148896
Nothing "Happened" per se, a wise anon simply started threads where we listen to the CPD city-wide police radio.
Prepare to get your mind blown by Chiraqwave.
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>>79148813
Uhauls are pretty great if you need to commit a crime.
Unless someone gets a plate number you're golden, and since they often have out of state license plates if they don't also see the state, they'll have a really hard time tracking it down, especially off a partial.
The one thing that could screw you is the picture on the side, which is why they have them on there. They know people won't remember a plate number or a serial number, but they will be able to say "it was the one with the grand canyon on it" which can narrow it down a great deal.
>>79148896
nothing, it's business as usual
Fucking Randy.
>>79148967
>>79148943
i fucked that sentence up. it's too late. i'm going to bed. night
>>79148936
>>79148943
Graaagh. Updated for next thread. Thanks.
>>79148896
Nothing happened in Chicago wee just listening in on the police scanner (copy paste the links at top)
And laugh at them
>1984
ITS HAPPENING
>>79148896
A man was shot in both the groin and the buttocks.
>>79148914
I wonder if they're all stolen?
>>79149020
>>79149042
.45 acp will do that to you
>>79149043
what if it's the same fucking truck?
>>79149058
>>79148601
Found your U-Haul https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bpDExbAcUU
>MOAR SHOTS FIRED
>NEAR THE PARK
>>79149086
>all uhaul trucks are the same truck
>it's some kind of alien collective consciousness
>more shots fired
INCIDENT:
1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET
6 ILLEGAL PARKING
7 SICK REMOVAL
8 INJURED PERSON
9 PERSON DOWN
10 ANIMAL BITE
10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
12 CALLING FOR HELP
13 LOST PERSON FOUND
14 ALARM
15 AMBULANCE
16 FIRE CALL
17 ESCORT
18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
10-1 OFFICER NEEDS HELP
10-99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:
ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
RADIO -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YANKEE -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT
>>79149058
>>79149020
>>79148967
>>79148926
>>79149096
desu shes my type of woman..
whats the backstory??
>>79149096
>>79149096
Did she died?
For whoever it was last thread looking for hood tours
http://lagangtours.com
>>79149121
Vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w1wfJGzMzU
>5 to 3 shots fired at south molouard
Ever it's a slip of the tounge or she DOSENT know how to bloody count
>>79149166
the fuck?
>>79149171
Nah, just had a long day drinking
>>79149166
so hot
>>79149113
>pops hood
>hey, nice battery, 1000 cold cranking amps
>tell me I shouldn't swap that out with something else
kek.
we're about half an hour away from when the crackheads wake up to get their fix
>>79149166
>horde tattoo
>>79149113
>It's a U-HAUL truck review
>>79148680
i missed nogs at night thanks senpai
>>79148882
It's the quiet hour when kek sleeps. 3:30-4:30 AM everyday.
Get comfy and bake bread.
>>79148994
>they really do make killing easier
>SLOW IT DOWN
>>79149243
Hahaha. She looks like an Orc too
>tfw the criminals in Chicago learn they've become internet celebrities
>tfw the crime rate surges
>>79149178
is this some kind of website made for GTA 5's release?
>>79148967
Hey, she looked just fine a few minutes ago? What happen? Pants ripped, stained, boobies popping out, dumb look on face.
>>79149020
OUCH, would still maybe drag to a hotel room and bang, but would throw her in the tub first and scrub her up.
>>79149058
That's not piss and shit is it?
>>79149096
No comment. But I saw a chick overdose on GHB and she started doing this before she started puking her intestines and passed out.
>>79149166
The famous fetal position. Yea someone must have roofied the shit out of her.
Which scanner are you guys listening to? (New to these threads) tune in broadcastify or youarelistining.to?
>>79148986
>Chiraqwave
I would actually call it (((cloudrap)))
>>79148994
>not getting the truck
>>79149349
>he's never been off his face
oh my sweet summer child
>>79149335
>tfw kek wins again
>>79149399
LEAVE REDDITFAG
>>79149399
>http://youarelistening.to/chicago
max /comfy/
>>79149399
first link in the OP for me
>FAMILY DRUNK RUINS EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE FOREVER. CPD CALLED.
>>79149399
m8y, you've already missed the bulk of it. not much going on anymore. it was crazy a few hours ago
>>79149166
>intoxicated family member
what did she mean by this?
>>79149335
The dispatchers will be celebrities at least.
>stable is not a condition
could I walk through chicago as an Australian or would I get harassed?
>>79149335
>/pol/ sends pizza to chicago prisons
>criminals start believing their crime yields free pizza and korans
This cant be real
>tfw name actually is Robert so this is really distracting
>>79149178
>Safe passage
Aww man, that takes all the fun away from a safari.
Can you imagine an african safari where all the lions had been doped up with tranqs before hand? Its just not the real deal
>>79149349
I am pretty sure the brown stuff is just lain old generic mud.
The pics I think are from a function or even of some sort in Britain (perhaps horse races??) from a few years back. Just thought I'd share while we are all listening intently to the scanner feed.
You people better find the kazoo guy.
I would give him a pizza just for that.
>>79149551
you're white
>>79149551
Know someone from there. Know what you want to do there. Only go out in the day. Alway be alert. Trust no one, ever. As long as you do that, if you don't start no shit there won't be no shit.
>>79149560
its real from what ive read. came under scrutiny a while ago, comes and goes, but it should still be a thing.
chinese tourists tend to be common clients
>>79149514
drunk
Who here hype for 4th of july?
Gonna be a fun night.
>>79149551
You planning on bringing the Australian SAS with you while your at it?
night lads
>>79149551
Do you consider being robbed, beaten and/or shot harassment?
All nigas actually went to sleep.
This is like magic.
>>79149560
didn't niggers get paid not to commit crimes?
>>79149670
i was joking
>>79149726
I told you, kek sleeps at this hour.
>>79149735
its almost the same.
>>79149712
good night robert, ill brief you when you come back.
>>79149656
What if I went exploring on my own? I'd like to live on the streets in Chicago for a month and get lots of life experience
>Dat logo
>Evidence Tech called for problem solver in book bag
>>79149576
Can we go on a safari ourselves? Like get some guys to drive around in a mini convoy taking pics and driving to scenes on the scanner? Maybe livestream it?
I absolutely would do that but I don't live in Chicago.
it's nearly 4am
>that is correct mam
>>79149724
its just banter
>>79149788
you will get shot rather than get experience.
MARY OCEAN NORA TOM ADAM LINCOLN
>>79149788
You mean live in Chicago? Or do you mean LITTERALLY live on the street?
>another one shot in the ass
>>79149802
i took photos and kept a thread going during blm protests in vegas at fremont, but you fags didnt keep the thread alive. i tried once.
BUTTCHEECK?
nigga shot in the ass, he deddddd
>another gunshot wound to the ass
>he's in good condition
"gunshot in the right buttcheek
>shot in the right butt cheek
>self-inflicted
>Shot in the ass
>May be self-inflicted
I can't even
>>79149788
I'm too lazy to find my worried pepe reaction face.
Who knows, you might fit in perfectly, or it's a great way to suicide I guess.
>>79149859
niggas got fat asses. a bodymass shot just means the ass
>>79149800
>ANOTHER GSW SHOT IN THE ASS
>IN GOOD CONDITION
>GUN IN BOOKBAG NEEDS RECOVERY AT CRIME SCENE
>POSSIBLY SELF INFLICTED FUCK
>OFFICERS STUCK AT SCENE DUE TO BACKLOG
FFFUUUUUUCCCKKK
>>79149890
Why the fuck did this man shoot himself in the ass?
>>79149687
I was at the taste of Chicago when I lived there, heard shots and a tsunami of people started rushing. Chaos paused fireworks later that night..then continued
OVER 2000 PEOPLE LISTENING TO THIS SCANNER.
90% ARE FROM POL IM SURE
>self-inflicted gunshot wound to the ass
stable is not a condition
>I need to collect a foot bag with a gun in it
> I've got a young male with a gunshot wound to the ass cheek
>may have been self inflicted
What exactly happened when I was gone?
>>79149907
They found the S&W goody bag? At a crime scene no less, saw that coming.
>self inflected ass shot wound
>>79149924
because he was about to be thrown out of a plane
>>79149924
Gun is in a bookbag. I wager it discharged in the bag.
>>79149903
I mean fuck it, might as well make the pilgrimmage to kek's megga, right?
Maybe you could meet kek!
we need a nickname for the ass shooter
>>79149877
>>79149890
>>79149897
earlier there was one that had one on the left
we full circle now
at the end of the day every possible gunshot wound has been had in just one night
top kek
I'm going to guess he stuck it down his pants like they do in the movies,and ended up popping a cap in his own ass.
Like a real gansta.
>>79149977
Witnessed!
>>79149974
Think they found that one a while back.
The other time someone was shot in the ass.
>>79149940
HE SAID HE WAS IN GOOD CONDITION
>>79149852
Have a sleeping bag and move around
>>79149903
I like life I don't want to die, but it sounds like it would be an experience. I mean you don't just get shot for nothing there?
>>79150003
Shooter McAssman
>he busted a cap in his own ass
>>79150009
Gonna need context here, senpai.
>>79149788
have fun anon
i think the gun is in the bag right? maybe something in there poked it and it went off and it hit him in his ass, nigs dont do firearm safety
>nignogs keep stuffing guns into their beltline and shooting off their own nuts / asscheeks
It solves itself.
>>79150078
how about ASSassin?
>>79150073
well, i guess you can sleep in the ATM lobby of bank of america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxes2ChJmNA
This is our self-inflicted right now.
Get ready for this weekend.
Anon 1254 Here do you copy?
>>79150159
every day is a weekend in chicago
>>79150073
For being white. For being black. For living on the south side. For living on the west side. For living on the north side. For living on the lakefront. For living near the loop. For living in the utter utter poverty hell that is the far far south side. It's all very complicated but it all goes as per kek's will.
CHECK YOUR FUCKING KEYS
Was here yesterday. rundown of today?
>>79150285
those are men, arent they
>>79150285
>MALE HISPANIC IN PINK SHIRT
>HAS A .45 AND A HOSTAGE
>man with a gun
>pink pants
oh boy
>>79150326
They are probably sheep!
It might be happening
>>79150346
el chapo
>>79148820
>Murdered puppers
NUKE THE CITY NOW
>YOUNG HISPANIC HOLDING 45 ON 3RD FLOOR
Finally something interesting
>>79150329
robert is really taking out this city isnt he.
>>79150334
>>79150306
a nigger aired his own ass apparently
>>79150306
>>79150329
UPDATED:
TONIGHT...
>ROBERT
>Ghillie Suit Ghost RECON
>CHECK YOUR KEYS, CHECK YOUR KEYS
>Slide Whistle
>Aww Man!
>Thaaaank youu ~<3
>Shootings
>Hostages
>UHAULs
>Homeless people spawncamping ATMs
>Kidnapped bitches
>Home invasions
>Murdered puppers
>Stolen guns...
>...used to shoot a dude in the groin and ass...
>...Recovered, two shots fired
>CPD Checking up on some cuck's cheating ass bitch in NY for him
>Pregnant woman kicked and punched in stomach
>Man busts cap in his own ass with bookbag pistol
>Dispatch backlogged, potentially until next shift
>Spic fairy with a .45 holds another spic hostage
What a goddamn city.
>>79150346
>>79150306
A lot of things happened in each thread.
Assault U-hauls
kidnappings
batshit lady rosas
shots in the ass (some self inflicted)
shots in the dick
2 year olds out 2 story windows
dumpster fires
homeless trying to use atm's to praise kek by sleeping next to them
britcunt shitposting on their radio
and many more.
>>79150411
listening to this with city sounds in other tab=maximum comfy
>>79150334
>>79150411
>die antwood
degeneracy, anon.
>>79150463
Which sounds you using senpai?
>>79150442
kek
>>79150432
I wanna hear the slide whistle.
>"D-do I go INSIDE???"
>>79150073
>die from multiple gun shot wounds to the ass for not handing over sleeping bag
>>79150488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvwl4IfXW98
>>79150103
>>79150137
>>79150215
I wonder if I try to join one of the gangs maybe then I'd be safer to do this obscure trip
>>79150410
So my Aussie friend, what do you think of our beautiful city?
>>79150531
oh my anon this is it
>RED PANTS..PANT...PANTIES?!
>red panties
wot
>male dressed in panties carrying children
Oh fugg
>black males dressed in red panties scaring children at 4 in the morning
>>79150531
nice
>>79150553
oh dude, you're gonna get fucking raped
>>79150473
>degeneracy
>posting on 4chan
Choose both.
Woman reportedly "not all together" telling cops two different things about coming in her house
yeah no thanks she has a knife or something
>BLACK MALES IN PANTIES CARRYING CHILDREN
SHOT TO KILL SHOT TO KILL
did he say hes going to get lunch??
> Red panties
>>79150432
>Slide Whistle
>a grown man wearing red undies is scaring kids at 4am
Hood safaris could actually be helpful. Apparently Chicago has a problem with a "code of silence" in violent neighborhoods. Few people are willing to step forward as witnesses because they fear retaliation.
If we had a bus full of people on safari, we'd all be witnesses and they could use us.
http://chicagotonight.wttw.com/2016/06/27/cpd-fear-retaliation-drives-community-code-silence
>>79150635
I was in the Franga Boys so I think my gang experience would translate well and I'd fit in with an American street gang quite well tbqh.
>>79150594
Thought he said "scaring the college children"
>implying college students are mental children
Man, it's happening again.
>>79150662
trap for sure
>hood safari
>>79150724
you can fuck off to niggerland if you want to, abo
Gonna make a sandwich brb
>>79150722
Yea right, I didn't see shit.
>>79150737
>>implying college students are mental children
They are these days.
Things have changed.
23 ROBERT IN TROUBLE ????
>>79150789
let me know how it goes anon
>>79150788
He'll be dead within an hour in Chicago, as an abbo.
I (and kek both) guarantee this.
>this whole fucking night
>>79150878
Robert always survives Anon he is the hero we need.
>>79150755
i think you'd get more action in a ride along
>Robert repeat? Robert repeat?
>sorry about that
Shit I thought he got stayed by a nig nog there for a second
>loud people makin' lotta noise and drinkin'
Hold onto your butts
>>79150531
ty roberuto sempai.
>loud noise
>drinking
>>79150788
I'm not aboriginal, I'm hisidic
>MORE DRUNKS RUINING SHIT
>DHS SECURITY ALARM?!
>>79150789
No fucking mayonnaise
>>79150931
Slayed
>>79150940
[hol ups in the distance]
>>79150531
>click on ghetto sound link
>hear dogs barking, woman screaming, car alarm going off and a police helicopter going off
>>79150985
Kek
>>79150961
A jew? Well then you can just move into the jewish neighborhoods! They're the safest, no coincidence.
>awww, you didnt get to see him
What he just say about the man in the red panties?
>>79150884
went fucking great, didnt have a knife so used a spoon to put butter on it.
For the ghetto safari, we should consider Gary, Indiana as well. Pic related, it's an actual in-service cop car there.
>>79150931
me too i was excited
>high and has a knife
told you this is where the junkies wake up and weird shit happens
SMOKING ON THAT LEAF
I just fucked my girlfriend. I don't feel attracted to her. Hope chicago burns.
WTF is leaf? PCP?
>details are as follows
>callers brother is high and has a knife
It never ends does it?
>guy with knife
suicide by cop imminent
>guy with a knife, stabbing leaf smokind dindu
>>79151049
Someone last night was claiming Gary is fine.
I've been there, there is no place that comes close in the whole of Chicago.
Gary is beyond the abyss.
SMOKING
LEAF
E
A
F
>she's been smoking LEAF
>SMOKING LEAF
>SMOKING LEAF
>>79151105
CANADIANS. NOT EVEN ONCE.
>she's smoking leafs
CANADIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
>Smoking leaf
>>79150919
Robert always gets his man
>>79151113
prolly some kush
It begins.
leaf = marijuana???
>>79151049
Anon we want to go on a Safari through the ghetto not a trip through hell.
>>79151108
post a pic anon i wanna see her
is she fat? why are you with her
At least most of the Roberts had their lunch breaks and got more gas to continue their shift.
>>79151168
no, canada
leafs btfo
>>79151124
Yeah we don't take too kindly from cucknadians here. Faggots from toronto always bringing their dopey asses around and wanting to "enjoy the nightlife." Leafs get burnt.
OH GOOD FOREIGN LINGO COMIN UP
>i dont speak espanisshhhhhhhhhhh
I dont speakah the spanish
>excuse me Robert
>we had to translate this one
THIS GOING TO BE GOOD
>>79151216
Will Trudeau welcome into Canada the black men in red panties scaring children?
>>79151049
>>79151123
>>79151193
Is Gary Mordor where the Dindus hate the sun or something?
