>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>>79140231
first for machine gun
FIRST FOR ROBERT
FIRST FOR MACHINE GUN
>>79140231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jho-peCAKs
3rd for HAPPENING
ROBERT
Jesus. Some of these neighborhoods have had two people die every block this year.
10-4 ROBERT
Who's going to get punched in the face?
>>79140231
Fist for robert
A FUCKING MACHINE GUN!!!
keys open doors!
13th FOR A MOTHERFUCKING MACHINE GUN
>>79140231
cocaine man robert... cocaine...
>>79140231
FIRST FOR CALIFORNIA
>Nigger with a machine gun getting no attention
Hope this nigger with a machine gun makes a show for us
>>79140328
>>79140332
>>79140342
>>79140343
NIGGSZ IS DED AN SHI
WHO /ROBERT/ HERE
HEY NEW GUY STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
13 Robert
I'm out for the night
Robert
MISSING NIGGAS
>go out to movies
>die
NIGGAZ IS MISSING
NEVER RETURNED AGAIN
>>79140460
robert
NEVER RETURNED FROM MOVIES AND ARE NOT ANSWERING PHONES
That nigga found Dory, but his cousin can't find him
TWO BROTHERS AND A COUSIN NEVER CAME HOME FROM THE MOVIES
>>79140433
We /Robert/ as fuq senpai!
>Two cousins got disappeared
>STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
>go to see a movie
>movie was shit
>die in the back home
this is why i dont go to the cinema
>>79140399
Checked those dubs.
But really, what the fuck man. Could start killing mufuckkas any moments now..
>Did not return from movie and is not answering phone
F
Or getting a bj, who fucking knows
>>79140433
>missing person
>two brothers, a cousin, never returned from "movies"
>not answering their phones
MACHINEGUN MAN'S FIRST VICTIMS?
"in stable condition"
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
>Missing niggers
Whats new, go find that guillie ape, i want to know where he went
Stable is not a condition dispatch.
Chicago’s death toll is almost equal to that of both wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, combined.
There have been almost as many deaths in one American city as there have been in the two major wars carried out by the U.S. military this century.
Chicago’s death toll from 2001–November, 26 2015 stands at 7,401. The combined total deaths during Operation Iraqi Freedom (2003-2015: 4,815) and Operation Enduring Freedom/Afghanistan (2001-2015: 3,506), total 8,321.
http://www.amren.com/news/2015/07/new-doj-statistics-on-race-and-violent-crime/
http://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/cvus08.pdf
>stable condition
LOUIS JOHNSON HAS BEEN SHOT
stable is got a condition bitch
Louise Johnson got capped
>same birthday as me
MASONIC
Who comfy with tendies here?
>>79140568
Robert?
>>79140552
>>79140568
F
>These streets have no mercy
Why no news is talking about all this war? or its just another day in murrica?
>shot after a movie
Niggas making Batman and sheeit
>>79140618
>runescape
>mining outside of Varraock
>>79140618
>eats tendies while using a touchpad
>>79140568
>>79140552
>>79140651
F
Two males fighting on street, nothing further
>>79140668
Another day another dead nigger
>>79140668
It's Tuesday in Chiraq.
jesus christ I've just listened to 5 minutes of this and it's like a fucking active post apocalyptic dystopia up there.
Guy with a machine guy, Louise is gunna die on the street, some guy found unresponsive, kids not getting home, etc etc etc etc,
>>79140618
wtf you doing mining addy in vorrack?
>>79140618
>condition comfy
>tendies microwaved
>>79140668
The media and news know black lives don't matter
>>79140668
It goes against the narrative, my white brother.
>>79140433
PRAISE ROBERT!
CHECK YOUR KEYS ROBERT!
>>79140618
fat disgusting loser clean your laptop
>>79140618
>that cum dust all over the computer
>>79140728
Reminds me of the scary movie scene with the before and after of Chicago when the aliens arrived
>>79140231
God damn the north side is dangerous. I still remember when I first saw a nigger with a machine gun. It was on Touhy and he was shooting everything from old ladies, cabs, trucks, buses you name it.
Now that I moved to the Back of the Yards neighborhood I have had no trouble whatsoever. Don't fall for the trolls. The north side is shit. The south side is the good part of Chicago. Take it from me, I've lived here all my life.
>>79140728
There was a guy with a sword a couple hours ago.
>>79140728
Just another day in one of America's most enriched cities.
>>79140699
>Two males fighting on street, nothing further
When your condition is "stable" it means jack shit. It's pretty much doctor speak for not actively dying.
>>79140618
Redds is pretty comfy. I've moved on to their canned stuff though, cause it comes in 8%
>literally safer to live in a designated war zone than Chicago
Clarissa's cuck on suicide watch, Robert
>>79140808
Samurai Jack nigger, havnt heard anything about him since
>>79140618
No tendies for me. eating canned mussels with cream cheese on saltine crackers. breddy gud
>>79140618
Let's see that pretty ruger, big boy <3
>>79140614
Ayy lmao
1110 Robert best SGT on the radio and our district. If you hear him come down its gonna be nuts.
>>79140847
should we send Robert to Syria?
>you will never bang a CPD dispatch lady while she calls you robert
>>79140808
>>79140871
>/pol/'s collective face when Chicago is actually Highlander and Ghillesuit, Machinegun, Samurai Jack and everyone else are actually fighting to the death every night until only one remains
>>79140888
Trips checked!
>>79140877
approved snak
>>79140877
Glorious
All these nigger deaths, really you makes you wonder what their birthrate would be if they didn't keep their own numbers down.
CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT REPORTING CODES:
INCIDENT:
1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET
6 ILLEGAL PARKING
7 SICK REMOVAL
8 INJURED PERSON
9 PERSON DOWN
10 ANIMAL BITE
*10-1 EMERGENCY-OFFICER NEEDS HELP
*10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
*10- 99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
12 CALLING FOR HELP
13 LOST PERSON FOUND
14 ALARM
15 AMBULANCE
16 FIRE CALL
17 ESCORT
18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:
ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT
why they keep saying Robert? isn't 10-4 already means ACK?
>>79140930
Negative, dispatch. One night without Sgt. Robert and Chicago would implode.
>>79140925
what neighborhoods does 11th district cover
(16th district resident asking)
>>79140959
Why live
>>79140618
Anons mining iron in se varrock!!!
>>79140877
My niqua, i eat canned muscles with roasted red pepper hummus
>guy with a gun in central park
still no word on the machine gun nigger
>>79140743
Hardcore account. Mining iron.
>>79140696
Pic related.
Over 1,400 more black Americans murdered other blacks in two years than were lynched from 1882 to 1968.
>>79141006
Robert is our first watch code for instance 3rd watch is 1113. 1st watch (midnights) is 1113robert
>notify the fucking detective first
>>79140967
Ultimate Showdown style
>MALE ON CORNER
>IN DISTRESS
>>79140999
Everyone disregard this dumb shit.
Fuck you and your trips
>>79141006
Robert = Received
>>79140993
It would be obscene. Abortion and nigs nigging are literally the only thing that keeps their population stable and relatively under control, if you can even call it that.
Are there enough policemen for all of this?
>>79140999
>FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
NO FRANKS IN CHITOWN
ONLY ROBERT
>>79141016
11district Robert here Cicero Roosevelt western division.
>>79140993
They abort their babies faster than they murder each other.
>>79141179
Hell no
>1199 Robert.
Lucky bastard gets double dubs..
>>79141179
Lol no.
>>79141080
im using the same damn mouse, goddamn
>more sassy dispatch
>>79140993
Let's hope they go the way of the natives.
>we've got A FUCKING WHITE MALE on belmont and clark shouting "PRAISE KEK! IT'S HAPPENING! GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW!" robert
>>79141179
I like dispatch lady
>i cant stand the stupid
>sassy as fuck
>cute "i diiiiid"
About to transport Dwayne Spenser. Any questions for him?
>>79141080
Nice tendies.
YA MISSED IT DISPATCH. Robert
>>79141179
No.
>>79140888
k
>How would WE know you guys went over there
>i told you
>You DID? hah, I missed it
>4812 washington dindu in alley
>>79141252
is he black
>>79141252
Is Lady Rosa really crazy?
>>79141080
Which world you on Anon?
>>79141305
>he was a gud boi
FACT. It would take cops 40 years to kill as many black men as have died at the hands of others black men in 2012 alone.
Seriously what the fuck is with the "robert" shit
>>79141331
You tryna find me? kek
>>79141036
also very good, but i'm all outta hummus.
>>79141252
is he drunk?
>>79140618
about to get shit on for that mac. nice tendie though
Why is this so fucking comfy, boys? Such good background noise that you can focus on.
>>79141202
Shiet nigga you border 15th, bless you, west side is aids
>>79141250
Not for those stupid enough to step outside the bounds of the law in Chicago.
>>79141088
Can you rephrase this because it makes no sense.. lol
>>79141371
SHANTAE PLZ
>/r9k/tard at it again
>son took off running
Somebody didn't get his tendies
Shawnté
>THE SON IS TRYING TO KILL HIMSELF
>FATHER'S RUNNING AFTER HIM
>Chantay says the son is threatening to kill himself and the husband took off after him
SHANTAE KEEPS CALLIN YO
more suicide threats?
why dont these faggots just do it
robert
New Orleans is about 60% black in population. If New Orleans was a country, it’s gun homicide rate would be #2 in the world.
Fuck's sake, another attempted suicide. Within like 15 minutes.
Chicago must be worse than I even imagined.
>>79141371
Think about military speak.
>son running around trying to kill himself
/r9k/ pls
>another /r9k/ nigger suicidal teenager
>>79140744
>not using the toaster oven
>he doesn't like his tendies crispy on the outside
pleb detected
>>79141415
>killing self
>>79141415
Give me a second I have to find Dwayne
ITS HAPPENING
SUICIDE SUICIDE
YOUR WIFES SON IS RUNNING AWAY
NATIVE AMERICAN
>>79141468
robert
>>79141379
We could get a 4chan anon mining convention going on
NATIVE AMERICAN ON THE LOOSE
You fuckers kept me up for an extra 2 hours. Ive got work in the morning so later /pol/acks
>native american
>>79141387
Now thats a crying shame
A MALE NATIVE AMERICAN NO CLOTHING
DID I JUST FUCKING HEAR THAT RIGHT
naked indian? WTF
Don't ever robert to me or my son robert ever again robert
>CRAZY HORSE IS BACK AT IT AGAIN
An hero by exhaustion
>I'm not stoppin ma!
>you gon miss me!
>it's all yo fault those tendies was burnt!
>>79141371
Sgt. Robert is /pol/'s glorious champion the war against niggers and spics our darkest hours. Praise Robert. Robert
i thought they were about to say the abbo was wearing nothing. like the abbos in canada.
Apparently the whole "stable is not a condition" is a regular thing for the Chicago scanner.
The Chicago Blackhawk is loose
>Male Native American
>No Clothing
>Being Loud and Refusing to leave
>male and female arguing over signs being removed
(probably Trump signs)
>>79141548
CONFIRMED
Some sick effects on that speaker robert.
>>79141548
>>79141567
They have no clothing description, they don't know what he's wearing
>get the prints the victim drove it
As far as I can see, minorities, mainly blacks, are a cancer on the United States. They are less intelligent, more likely to be on welfare, and commit violent crimes at outrageously high rates, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. They simply don't conduct themselves in a way befitting people in a civilized country. Some people will explain these behaviors away by pointing to poverty rather than race as the main factor (which, of course, makes sense for the welfare one), but in my experience, poor whites are usually still decent people. Bottom line is, people need to stop making excuses for black antisocial behavior. It's not poverty, it's not drugs, and it's not racism. Rather, it's that blacks are quite simply less evolved. End of discussion.
Is he running with scissors?
>>79141282
was coming out to your family difficult or did they know already?
>>79141529
It would be really funny if more people played RS while browsing /pol/ but I'm pretty sure it's alot less than you think.
a naked native american?
>long sight running chief coonslayer
>>79141548
They did in fact mention a naked injun.
>>79141548
No clothing DESCRIPTION, which is kinda funny, that they know he's a Native American but don't know what he's wearing
Someone let 'Runs without clothes' off the reservation again.
>>79141587
>Robert Dunne
That cannot be a coincidence
>>79141637
robert
>Chicago is so shitty these deserve their own daily threads
Top kek
>>79141589
died
>>79141656
>but I'm pretty sure it's alot less than you think.
certainly fucking hope so
>summon cachinas to the war
This is serious now
>vehicle could be contaminated
>i aint got no time for that shit
>>79141653
>drinking reds
>playing runescape at 2:30am
>with a blue ruger lcp for protection
I think my parents know im an autistic faggot already.
>>79141656
Fishing in priff here.
WTF DOES 1935Rooooobert means?
>>79141626
>>79141671
I'm still going to imagine a naked injun in a headdress though, just for fun
>>79141637
Pretty much, I live in Atlanta, they're relatively well-behaved here and there are even some that could be considered "middle class", but still, damn.
All right, I have to get up tomorrow, it's been fun.
Robert.
>>79141718
>6th thread in the past 2 hours
>20 minute threads
It's a wild ride
>PSYCHOTIC FRIEND RUNNING UP AND DOWN STAIRS FREAKING OUT
>NOT SURE IF A MOTORCYCLE IS DRIVABLE (?)
>THE PSYCHOTIC FRIEND IS IN THE HOUSE RUNNING UP AND DOWN THE STAIRS
GOLD
>Psychotic friend running up and down the stairs freaking out
Fucking hell Chicago is a crazy town
>>79141733
>mfw /rsg/
>>79141282
That paint job is queer as fuck. Sorry, chief. I hope it came at a sharp discount.
>>79141824
take it eazy Robbo
>muh psychotic friend
Who Is Robert?
Why does he patrol the streets?
>>79141282
Hydrodipped?
Here's my /comfy/ gun
>>79141637
OH SHIT DUDE YOURE ON
>naked indians, ghillied up coons, PCP smoking grandmas, 2 suicidal teens, katana nigger, machine gun niggers, psychotic friend, sassy dispatches
robert's feeling tired
>>79141898
I bet a piece of chicken it's PCP
>>79141718
Chicagolypse is the city of kek/robert
KEK ROBERT 2016
>call alarm company
>bless that dispatcher
This is so great.
>>79141941
To bring justice to niggers
Thank you Robert. Check your keys.
>>79141845
may god have mercy on you soul
>>79141987
You forgot about over ther railing toddlers.
>>79141941
Getting caught isn't part of his plan
I'm going to hijack the radio channel and transmit a message "officer down, all units required at dunkin donuts"
ETA 5 mins
>>79141943
:^)
IT BEGINS
>>79142074
do it fegget
>>79141943
Factory gun so no idea how they did it. I own a small arsenal actually this is just all I have nearby cause I brought it when I bought my tendies and beer. Yours is bretty noice gun though senpai.
>>79142074
I want to believe
>>79142005
ahahahaha. "STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION"
Is the overarching meme of these threads.
>>79142074
ROBERT, NO!
>>79141943
TOPPEST ANIME TIDDIES
robert here ama
>>79141179
why the fuck would anyone become a cop in chicago?
>>79142074
BOI
>>79142107
>that revolver
HGGGGNNN.
>>79142074
>"officer down, all units required at dunkin donuts"
Is this the best your unfunny ass could think of? Legendary brit humor at its best.
Stable is not a condition is now a meme.
>>79142074
yeah calling bullshit
America in a nut-shell. Whites build, blacks destroy. Detroit, Baltimore, New Orleans, Ferguson, Atlanta, Compton, Chicago. Wherever they are in masses, violence and poverty.
$15,000 is spent on each black student in Baltimore? is it helping? NOOOO BLACK ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO EMBRACE CRIMINALS. But considering the average IQ of those ignorant people is 65-80, I'm not surprised. These people destroy all neighborhoods they move into, increase crime rate, destroy schools, are horrible workers and kill each other by the thousands each year.
>TRESPASS MALE OFFENDER LEFT PALM PRINT ON WINDOW
>>79142160
The state cops from the rest of IL actually have to do a rotation there. Just FYI.
>>79142074
better deliver
>>79142160
Pretty much on par with joining the FFL, really
it is a visible palmprint
robert
>>79142214
What the condition of that meme?
first for
>we dont normally come out for that, standby...
>palm print
lol wut
>>79142160
You get to kill niggers duh!
>>79142074
that would be the most reddit thing ever. How about "KFC shortage in section 7-G, and the chimpanzees are going at it"
>>79142284
>What the condition of that meme?
Good.
>>79142107
Your Honorary American™ Card is in the mail, senpai.
>>79142126
Cool, cool. I was thinking about getting some of mine dipped, was curious.
>>79142142
Kek! Yes they are!
Have niggers landed on the moon yet? Are there kangz in Chicago? Eargly awaiting future developments.
>>79142284
Critical
>>79142285
Robert
>>79142294
Probably a ghost or a demon or some shit
Shots fired
>>79142074
I know a coast guard rescue swimmer who claims someone does this (from land) monthly with a radio claiming their boat is sinking and they need help. CG HAS to dispatch each time and by then he's long gone and police can't find him. Cost the CG like 50G's each call. Pretty shitty to do.
Six drinks taken.
20 shots fired!
>>79142134
Watch it become a huge meme now that 4chan has hold of it.
>20 shots
is it machine gun nigger?
>All I can hear are "shots fired"
here we go again
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED!
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED!
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED!
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED!
>MULTIPLE UNITS RESPONDING!
Here we goooooo!
>>79142424
And.... new beer for TWENTY drinks taken.
ITS HAPPENING
SHOTS FIRE
