Venezuelan thread #3
Ask me anything
DOGGO WON'T STARVE EDITION
EAT WELL PUPPER
>>79138641
OH THANK GOD I was really worried about him
>>79138641
Already a thread for vennies, see >>79130126
While you look for it
>>79138641
Do you eat tacos and burritos?
Good looking out for man's best friend, Zuela
>>79138942
I'd love some Taco Bell right now desu.
Give it a couple more months. Consider the female of the species as a fortress under siege; the best approach is to camp outside the walls and fend off the attacks while waiting for the inevitable cannibalism and surrender.
>>79138641
Where do you live? At least in what city?
Venezuelan emigrant asking with much sympathy
>hopefully abuela is ok...
>>79138641
>dog food
gof that bad
>>79138930
Stop shilling that thread
>>79138930
greetings from the states, you commie jew fuck
>>79138641
You seem pretty sensible. I'm glad you stockpile for your pets. I do the same thing (although it's just incase, for emergencies).
>>79138982
Fug forgot to link
>>79138580
Civil War when?
Do get socialist free benefits? They say Cuba has one of the best healthcare systems in the world
Are you enjoying the wonders of communism?
>start nationalizing the oil
>suddenly there's coups
Oy vey.
Where do you get your food? For both you and your dog.
>>79138641
>reply to the anons from the previous thread
Damn sorry to hear. There hare a lot of Venezuelans coming to Trinidad lately, most taking up jobs as bartenders. My cousin works in the airport, says a lot of mainlanders come with empty suitcases and leave with them full of groceries. So I can imagine how hard it is, literally paying for airfare just to be able to get the basics.
The last time I've ben to Vene was in 1999, the last time I've been to Margarita was in 2009. The only reason to go is that the women are drop dead gorgeous. Skin flawless, not a wrinkle, uniform complexion throughout. And these were regular women, not whores, I'd never degrade myself to whores. Normally we'd stay at Margarita villas or the hilton, But to hear what it has become is really saddening, had great times there, even on the mainland, even though i was 10 in '99. Stay strong bros, also post a paypal or patreon, will donate.
>>79139051
Oh, yeah, I definitely want Cuban Marxists working on my body.
>>79138641
Are you anticipating the possability of food running out though?
When are you going to topple Maduro? Would students take support from other countries?
>79138641
How are you not robbed?
When you pick up food & stuff, are you fucked with?
>>79139051
>>79139031
>But where can we got the ones that wish to be a wife instead of roast beef having prostitutes?
Same place you do in your own country.
>>79139082
>I'd never degrade myself to whores
Yeah, me neither! I'd never pay for pussy!
>>79139105
Yeah well its free. And those doctors get paid as much as miners, so theres that..
>>79139105
Literally better than dying from something completely treatable like in the US.
>>79139255
>free
FOUND ANOTHER BERNIE PERSON!
>>79139284
I'm not a nigger or a spic. I have health insurance like a respectable white person.
>>79138641
Are you worried desperate people might try and eat your doggo?
>>79138837
>>79138843
Woof
>>79138930
Thats a leftist thread
>>79138942
Of coursh
>>79138957
:)
>>79138983
Caracas, chacao
>>79139017
Doggo is my bestbud
>>79139044
Dec16 i hope
>>79139051
Free healthcare but the public system sucks unlike cuba
>>79139067
FUCK NO HALP
>>79139075
I wonder around, dog food aint subsidized so its easy but expensive
>>79139127
Of course, thats why i hoard a bit
>>79139284
>Avengers
fukkin dropped
Can you get the doggo a pupper friend.
Thanks
Venezuela gril POST STATS
>height
>weight
>age
>rate/10
and be honest. Also post your ideal guy.
>>79139242
nothing more than a shot of tequila, become the psychological predator, your wallet will thank you when your out on the Cunt Hunt
>>79139354
Have you resorted to eating the dogfood? How stable is your food supply?
>googles meet venezuelan women online
>first result is mail order brides
Please explain, Chavez
>>79139372
That would double the amount of money he has to spend on dog food. Dude has got enough issues.
>>79139007
Disgusting.
>my country is in the shitter
>hot damn it's my time to shine on /pol/!
Spend more time fixing your life and country, waste less time talking to virgins on a siamese fart porn appreciation forum.
>>79139531
Red meat and eating out is off limits basically, i havent eaten no dog food tho lol
>>79139602
Free day at work morrow edgelord
>>79139602
newfag pls go
>>79139534
>>79139650
Do you have a sister?
>>79139339
How is private farms in Venezuela? Are there people growing vegetables and the like and hiding it from the government, and is it a widespread issue for your government?
What could you buy for $100 US?
>>79139650
If push comes to shove, dog food must be made safe for consumption by humans in case of survival situations, All major brands
>>79139417
>Also post your ideal guy.
Aryan or honorary asian aryan. This is a 10/10 for me.
Now I really have to go.
>>79139871
9.5/10 Latina whore with big ol'titties.
>>79139871
https://www.google.co.ve/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.vice.com/read/i-lived-like-a-king-for-a-month-in-venezuela-on-100-euros-876&ved=0ahUKEwiQ06viyMzNAhXIYiYKHR7DBjIQFggZMAA&usg=AFQjCNEe_LQotOXnuJc8p0OL2A1Z2IeCxw
>>79139922
Post pic or get out lil (((latina)))
>>79139807
http://www.wsj.com/articles/venezuelas-hunger-is-no-game-1462738401
>>79139922
Good luck!
>>79139922
>>79140019
This. I'm like 95% sure I'm being rused, and that other 5% is only because I haven't gotten laid since March.
Going to bed. Good luck Vuvuzelans.
I hope your commie dictactor gets dragged through the street and his grandchildren get their skulls stomped into pieces in a shit-filled gutter somewhere.
Did you voted for Maduro, ven?
>>79139975
One of the other venbros said a case of beer costs like $20US but?
>>79140250
Case o 36. Almost 1 month min wage
>>79140176
Nope
>country going to shit
>starving all over
>still has money and time to own/use a computer with an internet connection
>>79140353
>Wow its so difficult to shitpost on 4chan over subsidized power and a cellphone with clover!
Stay safe commieanon. Buenas noches
>>79140353
>>country going to shit
>>refugees all over
>>still has money and time to own/use a computer with an internet connection in Canada
Por que no te vas como todos yo. Si quieres me caso contigo para que tengas la ciudadanía Canadiense en un segundo y te vuelvas otra marioneta de el sagrado weed man. La única condición es que tienes que ser tremenda mamahueva. Nada más del sentido sexual no de el otro si no me hago una Donald Trump y te saco corriendo.
No as pensado en empezar a comer esa comida de perro y así todo el mundo te llamaría perrita?
>>79140463
>country going to shit
>people not reproducing
>still has time to be a NEET neckbeard kissless virgin shitposting loser
>>79138641
I'd be willing to take a qt virgin Venezuelan girl off your hands for free. Got any to spare?
>>79140353
yeah Venezuelans are exaggerating their situation.
>>79140153
If you try real hard you'll find pics I once posted on /pol/.
Now for real. See you next time if I'm still alive.
>>79140550
Im not the fag that was scamming dumbasses for bitcoins saying he was a gurl
>>79139758
Nope
>>79140634
Just come over and take your pick
>tfw poor as fuck in a fucked up country
>tfw can't save a cute venezuelan chica from starvation, making a one-year honeymoon trip through all the coast of Brazil fucking like crazy in a different beach every night
Why even live?
>>79140625
>>79140688
Tits or gtfo
Get it fucking right.
>>79140705
I didn't ask for a single bitcoin or dollar, thanks.
>>79140792
Tetas o pal carajo
>>79140625
at least they can refill the country themselves if they change their minds
that's also what's happening here right now, with no immigrants http://europa.eu/epic/countries/hungary/index_en.htm
>>79140707
From my point of view the Jedi are evil.
>>79140837
>>79140769
>>79140705
Leave already fake gril
Enough whiteknight gib money shit, just talk about Venezuela.
>>79139006
this shit makes me laugh every time
>>79140861
Miért nem dugik senki?
>>79140705
A la mierda me salió de Valencia el marico este.
Have 6 años que no vivo en Caracas, como se ve ahora?
Aún existes buoneros o ya los exterminaron a todos?
>>79141101
>>79140900
Quit being so tsundere.
>>79141101
>>79141244
This; just kiss already and be done with it.
>>79141226
En petare esta hasta el culo de buhoneros, en el centro son un poco menos ya
>>79141344
>>79141244
He's taken
>>79141247
>insulting Trudeau
Alright you're cool now.
>>79138641
what kind of dog do you have?
are you actually from venezuela op
are people getting killed
when will videos be uploaded to liveleak
Va a haber guerra civil chamo?
>>79141438
Do you think Obama whispered "Inshallah" to Because It's 2015 Man?
>>79141768
Who's the bigger Muslim is my question.
>>79141356
Bueno no importa, si eres inteligente no vas a visitar Petare a menos de que vivas allá.
Y los heladeros tío rico con su cancioncita burda de arrecha aún pasan?
O las personas que pasaban cada fin de semana gritanto "el queso" como unos mamahuevos por la mañana para vender un queso que sabía a mierda
Los autobuses públicos aún funcionan? Me recuerdo que eso autobuses eran coño de madre y nunca de paraban, uno tenía que agarrarse donde había espacio por que siempre estaban hasta el coño de personas
>>79141847
>Y los heladeros tío rico con su cancioncita burda de arrecha aún pasan?
Mierda
considering whats happening how are children being treated? are they prostituting for food?
>>79141823
Probably Obama, because he is in more power and has been much more subversive.
>>79141560
Beagle
>>79141763
Si se da el referendo no creo
>>79141847
Heladeros igualito, efe y tio rico trinitarios con el tirintirintin, los queseros si rip. Las camiometicas igualitas, vueltas mierda y se paran en toos laos
>>79142006
You see a lot of children picking up mangoes on the streets to eat, i dont doubt that prostitution is the next step
>>79141570
Timestamp aint enough? Just google cumana riots or cumana looting if you want to see shit get down
>>79142029
Excellent pupper. Please don't let hungry Venezuela kids eat him.
>>79142029
ayy
hes cute
i have a beagle mutt
Does every star on your flag represent one cent of Venezuelan daily wage?
>>79142029
10/10
Would hug that dog
>>79142180
What do you do for work and how much do you make?
>>79142029
>Maduro
>Referendo
Escoge uno y elimina al otro, no van juntos
Bueno lástima por los queseros, nunca serán olvidados, eran buenas alarmas para la mañana.
Y como hacen los heladeros para que no les roben los helados? Se handan por ahí con una AK-47 o que
Me imagino que el CCCT esta vacío como coño de vieja no? Espero que al menos el sitio de comida china ahí sigue vendiendo. El que tenía paredes donde corría el agua.
Cuéntamelo todo hermano
>>79142301
Heres your (you)
>>79142336
Woof
>>79142337
Corporate lawyer, $7k @ 6,30bsf rate (only for food), $100 @ 600 rate (rest of the imports), topkek @ 1000bsf rate (black market rate)
>>79142522
Verga los heladeros tienen poca mercancía y venden ya tan caro que casi nadie les compra, ni idea como se defienden como son trinitarios seguro corren q jode.
El ccct es un asilo, siempre esta full de viejas y viejos con plata haciendo shopping sin importar la crisis, el sitio de comida china me tendrias que dar el nombre pero esta casi igualito
>>79142180
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=904_1425380584
what did they mean by this
>>79138641
Can we see a picture of your pupper? :3
>>79141181
>>79142777
100% venezuelans, they probably were settling some drug trade score with that lil nigga
>>79142921
See
>>79142029
>>79142029
thats a nice doggo.
>>79138641
cannibalism when?
>>79142733
Correr con el carrito ese está jodido pero siendo venezolano te lo creo.
Por que no roban a los viejitos en el CCCT si tienen tanta plata?
>>79142777
That's what they do to the people they kidnap and their families don't pay the ransom to rescue them. They blast their face off so they can't be recognized and they are never found or put as missing forever.
>>79143092
Es zona roja de secuestros igual q las mercedes y el san Ignacio que es donde rumbea la gente con plata en caracas
>>79142220
Female? My doggo is horny af, needs a mate lol
>>79143048
*Woofs in German*
>>79143062
We still aint australia m8
How does it feel knowing that you will soon get a Washington puppet to take control of your country after the coup that will fuck your country even further?
>>79139082
>Trinidad is outsourcing his BBC to BLACK some beaners
>>79143366
Feels good mate, no more 14h bread lines, i for one welcome our new monsanto overlords
>>79143194
Tiene sentido
Por suerte los únicos que vivíamos en Caracas éramos my padres y mi hermano pero ya nos fuimos hace 6 años, el resto de mi familia vive en Mérida donde por lo que eh escuchado esta menos jodida la vaina.
Y agarrate de ese perro, el perro que yo tenia cuando vivía allá salvo a mi mamá de un secuestro al frente de nuestra casa una vez, los doggos son based.
Y tú qué haces como trabajo? Piensas irte a alguna parte algún día? Supongo que eres joven aun
>>79143294
>My doggo is horny af, needs a mate lol
Canadians can legally help now!
>>79143586
En merida lo que debe estar jodido es la comida, pero la inseguridad debe ser menor también
Abogado, lo que me tiene aguantado de irme es que tengo un empleo "comfy" y que pa revalidar afuera es un peo, ando juntando plata pa postgrado afuera
>>79143651
>TRUDEAU BESTIALITY
>>79139871
a wife
>>79143766
Si bueno por el tema de la comida y objetos higiénicos como desodorante, papel toilet o otras vainas nosotros les enviamos cajas llenas de cosas cada mes. Para que les aguante.
Tendrás un trabajo comfy pero eso no sirve para nada si el día de mañana de buscan por ser abogado para secuestrarte. Seguridad por primero de todo. Vente a un país como Canada o US. Ya que sabes ingles puede ser más fácil.
En otras noticias uno de mis tíos se hecho un tiroteo estilo cowboy disparando en el carro mientras conducía contra otro carro disparándole mientras conducía. Mato a uno de los malandros y salvo a todos en el carro. El verdadero alpha
>>79139017
That's not for his pets...
OnlyAfro?
>>79143294
how much for gf?
>>79144174
Mierda es un guevo pelao jajaja, hace unos dias me estaban siguiendo en la cota mil a las 8 pm pero les deje fue el pelero a los choros, ya ni a esa hora se puede salir
>>79144184
Its for doggo only ya fuggin burger
>>79144267
No
>>79144499
>picrelated
>>79138641
I'm glad you prepared, but if you're gonna stockpile food, make sure it's good. This is the only Purina brand I would purchase.
>>79144726
Got any non-doggo food hoarded for yourself? Can you take a pic of your food storages?
>>79139915
Look up Kitchen Kindly, anon. Human grade dehydrated dog food that makes 30 lbs of food when water is added.
>>79145111
Used to give him ANF when he was younger, before shit hit the fan
>>79145316
Pic from prev thread
>>79139284
My uncle died in a cuban hospital because the gave him the wrong blood type in a blood transfusion, so....
>>79138641
Better not be just fattening up doggo.
I'm keep an eye on you!
