What comes to your mind when you hear the word 'Brazil'?
Also, ask anything about Brazil.
Max Payne 3
How accurate is Max Payne 3
>>79136063
Do you practice Ju Jitsu?
Amazon, soccer, great wealth next to great poverty and a people who are browner more sexual and religious yet less butthurt versions of Argentinians
HUE
jesus stretched arms statue thing
>>79136146
How does it portray Brazil? Sorry, I'm not well versed in vidya.
>>79136063
Loud people dancing
>>79136464
>JiuJitsu
No, I like my ears the way the are. Are you considering?
I imagine small amounts of rich people safely separated from an entire ocean of poor, dumb, dirty people. Some idiots lives are better than others bc they might be more lucky than most to not get killed or to have a job. But most people are just living in the gutter.
>>79137270
Nah, im too weak. I was curious because its called Brazlian Ju Jitsu here and was curious about the connection
>>79136063
Are the women as beauty and easy as american media portrays?
>>79136063
Noise, multiculturalism, papists and poverty.
>>79137655
As far as I know it owes its current form to the Gracie Family (Brazilians), which also helped to make it popular here in Brazil. I have a few friends who actually practice it, and they quite enjoy it, not my kind of thing though.
my dad opened an english school in sao paulo and he said it was wild west kinda crazy down there
TLDR: shitskin paradise
Coffee-coloured people, and women that have cow-size arses.
zika as fuck desu
>>79136881
Look here
https://youtu.be/XlDprCxiTUw
And to answer your question, I think of the music and movie Black Orfeus/Orfeu Negro
>>79137971
Could you provide an example?
There are many beautiful women, but they represent only 5-10% of all. The souther the better.
If you are handsome or have lots of money you can get laid very easily.
>>79136063
Small headed babies
>>79136063
Fat asses.
What do Brazillians think of Mexicans?
someone post the GIF of that brazillian boy dancing with a mangey dog
>>79136063
Subhuman garbage.
I visited brazil once and saw your police execute these narcotics-addicted mutant orphan kids that live under bridges and in sewers because they have a habit of robbing and murdering people. They lined them up and shot them in the street.
Every brazilian I have ever met is a humongous asshole and has no common sense whatsoever. Brazilians are literally shit-flinging apes. At least there are some niggers that can sort of think, Brazilians are just animal scum.
It's a shame such a beautiful land is overrun with actual unironic subhumans.
>>79136146
Loved that game.
Beaches. The Amazon River. Bossa Nova. Kubitschek. Niedermeyer (however its spelt). That skyscraper fire in Sao Paolo in the 70s. Rich white south with German heritage cities and poor black north.
What do you think of Portugal? Do you see them as a father figure to your country like we do about Britain?
zika
poo water
fart porn
favela level from MW2
7-1
hue
the jesus statue
the episode of idiot abroad about the jesus statue
the amazon
>>79138226
São Paulo is the largest city in the country, has almost ten million inhabitants. What would you expect? Anyhow, there are acceptable tier cities near São Paulo, your father should take a look at 'São Caetano do Sul', for instance.
Off-duty cops.
>>79138575
how do you say faggot in portugese?
>>79138924
he loved manaus....go figure
>>79138786
>things that never happened
Did you get cucked by a BR or something
>>79136063
Poverty.
Inefficiency.
Crime.
>>79138681
I think all we know about Mexicans we have learned from American movies.
cheap shit guns in the favela
and massive drug trade, the entire country is hooked on shitty drug s
However you did oust your commie cunt last year, which was respectable
>>79136063
Favela's, mulattos and crime.
Have you ever been shot yet? (by criminals or the criminal police).
>>79138786
>ITT: Things that never happened
>>79139192
the lazy mexican is not just a meme. it's realer than real. even when these inside out niggers put in lots of work hours, theyre cutting corners (laziness) and doing a shitty job
>>79136063
When stars were entertaining June...
>>79136063
Trannies and hard ass cops.
How is brazil during the calm seasons?
All I've seen about Brazil has been carneval stuff with shaking asses everywhere, how is everyday life?
>>79136146
I played Max Payne 3, and have been to Brazil. The game may as well be their state of the union
>>79136063
Thick, Big booty trannies.
BR?
BR?
GIB MONEY OR I REPORT U
HUEHUHUEHUEHUE
>>79139192
>>79139488
God damn Americlaps ruining my people's name.
Either we're taking all the jobs or we're not working any fucking jobs.
Make up your mind
>>79139646
you take all the work by underbidding legit companies and then make it look like mexico
real nice
>>79136063
> Brazil
I actually have 5 things come up instantly.
> 5:0
>>79136063
Do you guys kidnap degenerates to harvest their organs?
>>79139768
is Pele dead?
>>79139743
Its simple capitalism, if you dont like it get out.
>>79138978
Viado [veeádoo].
>>79139037
kek, nice father you've got senpai
>>79138836
Definitely not, we tend to mock Portugueses and portray them as stupid people.
(You are probably not aware but the Portuguese Royal Family actually moved to Brazil in order to flew from Napoleon. )
Also, many states were much more culturally influenced by other countries (such as Germany and Italy).
>>79139858
That niggas still running
Healthy looking too
>>79136063
>pic related
>>79139905
Oh so they were the Portuguese royal family????? I'm sure I heard about someone called Pedro the 1st about 150 years ago. I thought you had tried to invent your own royalty. Is that why your $ is called the Real?
All of Latin America has been destroyed by the German (Nazis) and their endless underschemes
>>79136063
>What comes to your mind when you hear the word 'Brazil'?
7-1
>>79139498
I guess it's pretty like everywhere else. People go to work, watch TV, gather with friends etc. All the same, except we're always in constant fear someone will rob or kill us.
Sadly enough, I'm not joking.
>>79138786
>I visited brazil once and saw your police execute these narcotics-addicted mutant orphan kids that live under bridges and in sewers because they have a habit of robbing and murdering people.
Did they end up giving medals to the police?
Not OP but I'm going to join in.
>>79138836
Actually, no. Portugal is hardly ever mentioned as a father figure, I bet some young people don't even know we've been colonized.
>>79138978
"Bixa". You pronounce it "beesha".
>>79139498
Like almost anywhere, it depends on where you are. However, regardless of location, crime and murder is pretty much seen as an everyday event. Even if it doesn't happen in specifically in your city, we see it in the news daily.
Where I live (south, not much populated city) everyday life is calm and peaceful. Many people here are descendants of european immigrants (mostly German and Italian).
>>79140129
>real
wait. what the fuck happened to the cruzeiro?
>>79138677
Ayyy
>>79136063
where did "hue hue br gibe monies plz" originate?
>>79140129
It comes from Unidade de Valor Real (Real Value Unity), a sort of transition money from when we dropped the Cruzeiro Real in the 90's
Not OP.
I live in Rio Grande do Sul, one of the three states of the South of Brazil.
I'am mixed. Swedish and portuguese blood from my dad's family, and indian and italian blood from my mother's family.
>>79136063
Speaking as a former career firefighter, at least in the USA where we have a building code, a fire dept. Is pretty useless outside of old, large cities.
1. Structure fires have decreased by almost 90% since the 70s; of those we do see, many are stopped by sprinklers.
2. With modern furnishings, carpet etc. All being oil based, most 'house' fires are not entered after about 5-10 minutes of burn time. Modern trusses make roofs a death trap around this time frame. Its a throwaway house.
3. A large portion of non-EMS calls are basically just resetting fire alarms and sweeping up antifreeze after a minor wreck.
85% of fire dept run volume is EMS calls. They started clinging to this hard in the 70s, especially their union, to keep themselves relevant. Most of us just got our EMT cards as a ticket to ride the fire truck and dont particularly care for it, to say nothing of being good at it.
Not to speak of the half-assed treatment out of many fire based Paramedics. In my old dept and most others they literally spend 3x the training hours on fire topics than EMS topics which are vastly more complex, and most of their job.
So, good job not paying your firefighters. You actually are better off.
I'm glad you have joined me, fellow Pelotenses, I'll have to leave now.
>>79136063
Where hearts were entertained in June
>>79136063
It's what the US will become if Trump isn't elected
>>79136146
Aside from some things like having Rio's favelas on São Paulo, pretty accurate.
>The Stadium is the Morumbi
>The Airport is Congonhas
>The big building with a bunch of poor people inside is just a poorer version of COPAN
The only inaccurate part is where Max goes armed to a favela and is not executed on sight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9jAla4zbzY
>>79136063
I've been to war zones in central and northern afrika before and brasil, sau paulo (not even Rio), made me feel extremely unsafe all the time. All the houses had massive high walls, electrical fencing, cameras with cages around them to keep the criminals from steeling them. It truly is a fucking shithole.
>them food doe.
>>79136063
Real question, how fucked is the Olympics this year?
>>79138468
Funny thing is that almost no Brazilian knows about that film.
>>79136063
7-1
>>79139896
It's simple jewry.
That's why Western society is collapsing.
Ronaldinho, 7-1, Amazon rainforest, fat asses, obscene crime levels
>>79139236
>cheap shit guns in the favela
If you only saw what the drug lords can put their hands on...
>>79139192
And Chespirito
>>79144218
THIS FUCKING SHOW
So dumb
>>79136063
>its a "brazilians make a thread expecting /pol/ to say nice things about them and get defensive when /pol/ shits on them"
>>79144507
not really
huefags at least are honest about their country being third world
>>79140426
>crime and murder is pretty much seen as an everyday event.
>we see it in the news daily.
and we stopped giving a fuck about it long ago.
>>79136063
50 shades of brown
Mexico but black
>>79136063
are all your women down for anal?
>>79147229
same here. people get rekt here all the time but noone cares unless it's kids.
>>79136063
those shitty tour groups that go to American theme parks and fuck everything up for everyone else there.
good news is they aren't coming anymore because you guys finally realized how poor you are.
wanna have some fun? google "Brazilian tour groups"
also i expect this next month is probably not going to go well for your shit country.
>>79147411
Hue's and Slavic women are always down for anal.
>>79142985
yeah. thats probably not going to happen at all.
fucking poor people thinking they can run the olympics. top kek
>>79136626
This.
>>79147635
Although we did not care about the world cup at first, we got pissed once we found out how expensive it would be and protested against it. That was the trigger for most of the political shit here nowadays.
But of course, our president had to be a fucking cunt and ignore us, now the unemployment rate is skyrocketing (not only because of her though, there is heavy subversion coming from outside).
>>79136063
Basically Brazil is like Jungle Mexico sprinkled with slums from India for variety.
>>79144507
Says the most butthurt country of the americas.
Stay mad Pablo.
>>79147635
>fucking poor people thinking they can run the olympics.
Oh, he fall for the "people have a voice" meme.
No one in Brazil apart for the jews wants this shit event.
Fuck all sport fags.
>>79149313
the olymics isn't even a reason for ceasefire anymore. it's become a tool to wage war with now, like how countries refuse to participate or get banned
T H I C C
The movie Cidade de Deus is what a think of when a here brazil
>>79136063
Imminent collapse and the beginning of worldwide chaos.
Mexico. Build a wall atleast. North or south border.
>>79136464
>soccer
Hahahaha, this country of huehues even is a disgrace in that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d39sD1li2_E
>>79136063
favelas and zika. seriously only those 2.
actually disregard that i suck cocks.
>7-1
>>79136063
Nazis.
>>79136063
Shemale porn.
Bunda and trannies
>>79136063
Corruption.
>>79136063
HUE HUE HUE, 555 and bots
all video game farming bots in the entire world are run by brazils.
>>79136063
>City of god
>cheesy bread
>Favelas
>Based tourist bro's to party with
>Horrible attitude in the surf
I have two genuine questions;
1. How and when did you guys suddenly get so good at surfing? It's like out of nowhere, and you don't even have decent surf.
2. Why are your female surfers noted for their big wave exploits, and your male surfers so happy with small slop?
>people complaining about zika, robbery and murder
>forgetting about Brazilian Assault Dogs
>RIO - In Tijuca's woods, the Jaguar was extinct over a century ago. No wolves ever lived there. Yet, it's fauna is threatened by a growing predatory population. Be it Paca or Armadillo, no animal can escape from the wood's prowling dog packs. The situation is so harsh that Tijuca's National Park began a study on the subject. Biologists warn: the domestic dog became the biggest predator of Brazilian wild life.
>"Last week, two dogs killed a tapir. The dog is an extremely capable predator, and by far the most common in Brazil. People are afraid of jaguars, but what should truly be aware of are dogs." Said the biologist Isadora Lessa.
>"The domestic dog is the main predator in Brazil. Not only they kill directly, but also through disease. In Santa Genebra's Reserve, in São Paulo, the dogs extinguished the deer. The situation is out of control." Said professor Mauro Galetti.
oglobo.globo.com/sociedade/sustentabilidade/caes-abandonados-viram-predadores-na-floresta-da-tijuca-19583787
>be gringo
>come to Brazil for Olympics
>get robbed
>get raped
>get zika
>get killed by feral dogs
>>79153202
And to illustrate;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPC6T8Yvils
>>79136063
Monkeys.
>>79136063
>1-7
Poverty, favela, drunk Spanish for a language, not-latin america, 7-1, fat corrupt not-kirchner, some lulu, jungle people, soy farming, giant jesus statue
Flip Flops
Machetes
Mopeds
Jiu Jitsu
>>79136063
jungle, monkeys, favelas, overpriced ps3 and ugly dialect of portuguese
BJJ,7-1
>>79154012
>7-1
Not much of a soccer fan but that was incredible to watch live
>>79136063
Capoeira because i did it myself for about 6 years and was pretty good also was qt 3.14 magnet
>>79136063
>What comes to your mind when you hear the word 'Brazil'?
HUE HUE HUE BR?
BR?
HUE HUE HUE
>>79136063
scorching heat
brown people dancing to retarded musc
flies
garbage everywhere
