Lady Rosa is confirmed BATSHIT CRAZY Edition
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
>HUMAN
>BONES
>FOUND
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU [Embed]
who is robert?
Current time: 11:41 PM CST
The night is dark and full of niggers
>>79132536
4th for Robert
2nd for lady rosa
>>79132536
These threads dont even leave the first page but still get to bump limit.
Amazing /pol/ keep it up
8th for batshit robert
1st for spooky skeleton on the loose
The Dread Nigger Roberts
MALE HISPANIC ASSAULTING PEOPLE AT WALGREENS
>>79132674
B A T S H I T
A
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S
H
I
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1st for drunk mexican kicking car
in camo and carrying bag...
For those of you who are to lazy to read the pasta
COOK COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT CODES:
INCIDENT: POLICE ACTION:
1 BURGLAR ALARM A ADVISED LEGAL HELP
2 ANIMAL BITE B ADVISED TO RECONTACT POLICE IF
3 ASSIST CITIZEN SITUATION REOCCURS
4 ASSIST OTHER AGENCY C ADVISED WARRANT
5 CITIZEN CALLING FOR HELP D AIDED CITIZEN OR DEPARTMENT
6 DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE E GONE UPON POLICE ARRIVAL
7 DRUNK DISTURBANCE F MEMO SUBMITTED
8 NOISE DISTURBANCE G NO SUCH ADDRESS
9 STREET DISTURBANCE H NO POLICE SERVICE NEEDED
10 TEEN DISTURBANCE I NO BONAFIDE INCIDENT
11 DRAG RACING, SPEEDERS J OTHER POLICE SERVICE
12 ESCORTS K PEACE RESTORED
13 BOMB THREAT/FIRE ALARM (FALSE) L PERPETRATOR GONE ON ARRIVAL
14 HOUSE WATCH M PREMISES SECURED
15 INHALATOR CALL N REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
16 JUVENILE PROBLEM O RETURNED TO HOME
17 LOST PERSON AIDED P TAKEN TO STATION
18 PERSON DOWN Q TRAFFIC CITATION ISSUED
19 NEIGHBORHOOD ARGUMENT R ARREST MADE
20 NOTIFICATION S CASE REPORT COMPLETED
21 PARKING PROBLEM T RABIES CONTROL NOTIFIED
22 PREMISE CHECK U PRISONER HOUSED
23 SCHOOL CROSSING V INVESTIGATIONS DIVISION CONTACTED
24 STRAY ANIMAL
25 SUSPICIOUS AUTO
26 OTHER MISCELLANEOUS INCIDENT
27 WARRANT SERVICE
10-50J1 ACCIDENT - NO INJURY
10-50J2 ACCIDENT - INJURY
10-50J3 ACCIDENT - FATAL
10-57J1 HIT & RUN - NO INJURY
10-57J2 HIT & RUN - INJURY
10-57J3 HIT & RUN - FATAL
10-81J1 TRANSPORTING PERSONNEL
10-81J2 TRANSPORTING PROPERTY
10-81J3 TRANSPORTING PRISONER
10-81J4 TRANSPORTING PAPERS
first for 1624 rawburt
>>79132722
>SUICIDAL BIPOLAR PCP ROCK GRANDMA GOING HARD
>smoked pcp
>broke tv
>and rocks
SUCIDAL
PCP and rocks!
PCP
PCP AND ROCKS
grandma sounds just like me
>sckitzo grandma smokes pcp and rocks, just broke the tv
shieeeet
>>79132799
pcp rocks keys and dubs
BIPOLAR SCHIZO SMOKING CRACK AND PCP
Tv confirmed broken
>also smokes PCP and Rocks
>broke the TV threatened to commit suicide, dropped hot water on her feet, smoked PCP and rocks
>>79132536
Schizo granny on crack and pcp just broke the tv.
You can't make this shit up.
>Schizo
>smokes pcp and rocks
That bitch is gonna kill somebody. Nigs on pcp get retard strength
Dat bitch crazy
>she also smokes pcp and rocks
>>79132833
holy kek
Robert is screaming for help.
Almost midnight.
>>79132908
Fuck off Bobandy
>>79132536
I miss tay so much
>>79132961
>nope
HEEEELLPPPPP
i want a cold
>>79132652
You must be thinking of bridgeport because i live in bridgeview dawg and it's just a suburb
>>79133006
yeah what the hell did that mean?
We need an update on crack rock granny. Hopefully Robert is on the case
kek lives in chicago
Billy goat?
>about to go to bread
>see chicago scanner thread
>check it out
>maxium keks
>no sleep mode
fuck why did I open the stream
>MALES HITTING MALES ON OVERPASS
>>79133006
cold pop? Ain't nobody got time fer dat
>>79132988
BILLY GOAT
>>79132988
>not knowing how to use greentext
>>79133030
#TVLIVESMATTER
>>79133068
I heard the same
>>79133006
Probably a "I don't want to be here" moment.
>>79133026
maybe pepsi and she remembered her mic was on and closed it
>>79133071
Same here kekbro
>Gray Hoodie
Oh shit, he's back from the dead!
>>79133013
Oh shit, you're right, you're right.
I was thinking of bridgeport, my bad.
Too many fucking places with similar names here.
Broadview is also a death trap.
>>79133101
>not checking my fucking hitler dubs
>>79133146
zimmermans on his way
>id like to order two crime scenes
>name on the order is Robert
>ARMY JACKET BLUE JEANS AND CANE REFUSES TO LEAVE CLOTHES
everyone has fireworks
>>79132972
Don't worry, anon, she's still "alive" somewhere in a secret lab being experimented on forever.
>Robert is everywhere at once
Is this guy Mexican superman?
These are our nigger pits, ladies and gentlemen. This is less a police scanner and more a comm channel for zoo and park rangers.
>tfw upper middle class white male
that nigga been refusing to leave the laundry mat for at least a half hour
>fireworks for the nth time
lol why
>>79133262
both hero and villain, robert is kek and kek is chicago
>>79133244
Nigs couldnt even wait a week, had to blow shit up now
>>79133262
>Is this guy Mexican superman?
He spends his days ringing incessantly on the doorbells of random strangers. You'll recognize him by his signature red shorts.
>human bean
All i heard was more of a human being and less of a black
>FIRST HUMAN BEAN
>DANTONIO-ONE GUNSHOT WOUND TO THE BACK-HE'S GOOD
>>79133295
seriously he's into the 3rd thread now.
theyre so swamped they cant get there because all of the gun shots
>DICKS IN TOMMY
Tommy Dixon isn't going to make it.
Tommy Simpson
"What's his condition, uh, critcal, uhserious, or...uh, good."
"Oh, he's good"
"Ok."
>Commie Vixon
Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat
69 assholes tied in a knot
Hooraaaaaaay
Lizard shit
FUCK
BLM threating to doxx and kill a 16 year old trump supporter
Dont die on us Tommy!
>>79133297
Independence Day next week. Basically the whole week leading up to and the whole week after dipshits set off fireworks at night.
>shot in the foot
>good condition
>>79133483
Nigga hes good
>>79133297
civilian burgers have no concept of war so we set of small bombs to pretend we do.
kind of fucking up actually.
also all the fireworks are made in china
>>79133490
What? The only people who shoot off fireworks where i live before the day of 4th of July are my Korean neighbors but theyre the niggers of Asia so what do you expect
>YOU HAVE A 5TH VICTIM!?
>yeah
>ok 10-4 good night
>good night
kek
>oh boy
>>79133669
Just nigs shooting other nigs. No big deal man
>we need more gun control
>see thread
>holy fuck, give me guns now
>>79133452
Her name is Tandeca Turner, she lives in Atlanta, That's all I know now.
>>79133452
>they call him a coon
>they, literal coons
>calling him a coon
KEK knows what to do with these ones...
>>79133006
Cold beer? Its an expression in swedish atleast
>>79133714
I'm starting to understand why, this shit must be nothing but routine for the Chicago cops.
>INSIDE PARK MAKING RUCKUS
KIDS IN THE PARK
MAKIN' A RUCKUS
>>79133793
typical shift
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BIPOLAR SCITZO CRACKED OUT PCP GRANDMA
>>79133013
You'll be bombed in bridgeview before you get shot.
Lemme guess, you hookah?
kids outside the park making a "ruckus"
No priority jobs
>>79133793
you know how bored you get of your job when it is the same shit over and over and over?
I feel really bad for the chicago cops.
>>79133669
jewish police confirmed good night good shitttt
>>79133768
>Tandeca Turner
I don't know wtf I was expecting. Anyways yeah just saw the thread. Getting more info now but I'm late
Already up to 100 replies. We are running out of thread again pretty quick
Does Robert know this bitch is name dropping him like he needs to be collecting royalties on his shit
wtf is she saying though. Robbers?
Some dude getting KEKED lmao
CHECK ON CLARISSA NOW
OH SHIT UNKNOWN MAIL ANSWERED THE PHONE
C U C K E D
>ANSWER THE FUCKING CALL OR KNOCK ON WINDOW
What am I missing? Why are we listening to this?
lmao call the cops someones banging my gf
Well shit, breakup time for NY.
KEK ALERT
>>79133614
Must have a fairly high average IQ in your neighborhood then.
>>79133893
That's because this shit is more fun than television.
CHEATING WHORE
>>79133941
She is saying Robert.
>>79133452
NIGGERS
>>79133886
Her soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/tandeca-turner
wait, a dude wants to cops to check on his girlfriend, because a guy answered her phone and now nobody is answering? fucking lol
>>79133941
Robert = Roger = Affirmative = Understood
>>79133941
his name is Robert Paulson
his name is Robert Paulson
his name is Robert Paulson
his name is Robert Paulson
>>79133982
got cucked out of state kek
>Man answered gf's phone
>Gf not answering calls
top fucking kek
oh fuck, jodie's fucking that dudes girl
Literally callibg 911 cause you are cucked
why was my post deleted?
what happened
>>79133998
Odds of me getting mugged at Chicago Open Air festival?
>>79133768
>>79134014
get the fuck out of the chicago police scanner thread.
We better get an update from the cop checking on the Tyrone that's cucking him
>>79134065
JOHN JOHNSON JR.
>>79134098
damn you're so slow
>>79134065
>>79134022
C U C K E D
U U
C U C K E D
K K
E E
D D
>>79134023
Robert apparently means "arrest made" according to a pasta earlier
>>79134065
oh shit I'd call 911 to keep me from killing them both
>>79134104
during the day chicago is fine.
do not ride the red line, do not ride the blue line without a friend.
what's the code for a cucking?
>>79134023
Robert could also be an alternate car.
Esp with cpd
The dispatch says, " 833 robert." And 833 Robert responds.
So they don't confuse with 833 and 833 R
>>79134065
>>79134065
>>79134170
sheeit
>>79134098
Because he's the most dangerous man in Chicago.
>call girlfriend to check up on her like a good boyfriend
>random guy answers the phone
>ASSAULT m80 LIT BY HOUSE
Robert
>>79134176
I'm assuming it's phonetic R, short for "respond."
>shots fired
Take a drink lads
SHOTS FIRED
>JUST GIMME TWO SHOTS OF WHATEVA
scott white hears shots fired
>>79134343
drink
Since when are fireworks a crime? No one is fucking shooting of ariels. Calling the fucking cops over a fucking m80? Are people that scared in Chicago that they mistake an m80 for a gunshot?
>>79134104
KEKundred percent.
Is there a stream for this? I'm intrigued.
Cuckening and a shots fired less than 5 minutes apart, oh boy dis gud
>>79134319
The phonetic R is "Romeo" I thought.
But what the fuck is "walnut?"
>>79134371
>never been to chicago during july fourth weekend
Yeah it is not one person with one m80.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ROBERT
It's midnight boys get ready.
>>79134371
they're illegal in Illinois but yeah that is pretty pussy to call the cops because of it
>>79134400
literally the first three lines in the OP.
>>79134400
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>79134371
>about 10 shots fired in the last hour
Ya, theyre scared
>>79134400
It's an amalgamation of about a dozen police scanners across Chicago, there's no video. Individual scanners would be much less chaotic.
>>79134453
>midnight
>2300 listeners on stream
>>79134206
The blue line is mostly fine from cumberland to o'hare. Past that point is where nigs rape 14 year olds on the train.
>>79134400
Just Google Chicago police scanner there's a few streams and a couple free phone apps that work better
Clarisa explains it all still cucking dudes
inb4 clarissa rodgers facebook page
CLARISSA GETTING RAMMED BY TYRONE
>>79134419
Phonetic R is whatever you agree on,we used to do "woodcock" for W.
Who /midnightsnack/ here?
>Clarissa Rodgers getting some bbc
>>79134503
yeah I didn't want to confuse them with too much detail.
>>79134487
Doesnt matter how much you defend it, that much gunfire in a single city is simply insane. Only niggers could achieve this level of violence
>>79134540
I'm eating Doritos and downing Vodka with Orange Juice.
>>79134206
>>79134104
Red line is shit. I call it the underground railroad.
Blue line is ok just be aware of your surroundings and don't be on your phone or flashing shit.
Chicago is ok. The lakefront is pretty safe, even at night.
Lately wrigglyville has had a lot of robberies. Look at heyjackass.com, you'll easily see the bad neighborhoods.
The loop is pretty safe other than bums and most Northside. Southside is only safe from South 47th and down and cicero Ave and west. You can go to pulaski if you don't mind mexicans
>>79134490
I come here for the good shit, my dude.
>Late night before bed scanner listening.
Too comfy.
>>79134540
fuck that looks good. Way better than my plantain chips and salsa.
>>79134540
/honeynutcheerios/
>tfw I need to get sleep for work but the stream is too good
>>79134568
Not defending anything, m8, I was trying to answer the bong's question.
Clarissa Rogers taking dick. Robert.
>>79134540
>going to 711 without getting taquitos
wat
>>79134464
Probably someone who actually has a job to go to in the morning, being kept awake.
>>79134518
>not torrenting the broadcastify app
It's like you dont know anything about technology
>>79134487
>>79134568
The best part is how this stream isn't even half of the total amount of radio channels. Several districts and like four citywide channels out of 7+.
GET THE POLICE REPORT
>gang attack
oh shieeeet
what the fuck did they just say about belmont and harlem?? Thats right by me and I didn't hear
>>79134622
>>79134622
I know that feel
>HAUNTED UHAUL TRUCK
What's so good about this? Is there anything going on specifically or just a Tuesday night in Chicago?
U-Haul trucks always make an appearance on the scanner
>>79134759
>>79134777
lel WHAT
>mfw hearing sirens up my street
>>79134762
Just a regular night in coon city
>>79134762
>Is there anything going on specifically or just a Tuesday night in Chicago?
Both. Chicago is a fucking mess.
>>79134762
A tuesday night in Chicago is like Bagdad at the peak of the Iraq conflict
>>79134777
Trips
>>79134762
Its just a typical tuesday night in Chicago
>>79134777
checked
>>79132536
Will Robert survive the night? Glad to see these threads becoming a thing, good stuff.
>>79134807
Last night there was a crashed U-Haul with a drunk guy passed out at the wheel.
Mostly normal, though there were (possible) human bones found. Also, Lady Rosa is batshit crazy.
>>79134824
There was a crack heead granny going crazy up in dat bitch shieett
>>79134762
just a regular tuesday night in a democratic state run by minorities
>caller's been drinking
>>79134746
I'm near Irving and Harlem. Wanna come suck my dick?
>>79134762
City-wide police scanners for a city with the size and demographics of Chicago are basically a constant stream of low-energy HAPPENINGS.
It's just slow enough that you can make a pot of tea and get /comfy/ without missing too much, just fast enough to keep it interesting.
these cops sound drained and miserable. what an awful fucking jobs
NEW THREAD RULE
ignore posts that don't end in Robert
Robert
>>79134759
Swear to god I just heard one of the officers say:
"EVPs will be recorded within the hour."
>>79134913
Ten Four
>>79134913
paulson
>>79134913
That would get annoying real fast
>u-haul trucks, at it again
is no 7/11 fence safe!?!?!?!
BODY REMOVAL
>>79134885
Teeeeeeeeeeeeeen Foooooooooooor
>>79134913
Good idea
Robert
>>79134913
copy that
Robert
shot in the right cheek
robert
>right cheek shot
>it was at 0900 but I think they mean 2100
>>79134592
What kind of vodka? I'm about to mix some mediocre bourbon with my Dr. Pepper.
>>79134618
Never had plantain chips, did get some dank chips and queso for dinner from my mum's place.
>>79134650
They only have hot food during meal hours in my area :(
Also
>shot in cheek
Fuckin hell. Guy walked into the hospital shot in the ass cheek.
>>79134982
moment of silence for the rookie from two nights ago who fucked up the body removal procedures...
>>79135001
Ready for clearance, Clarence!
>KEKED GUY CALLED AGAIN
shot in the cheek at kroger robert
>>79135047
>he's still waiting on that body removal to this day
F
>four gunshots
robert
>>79135045
Bet hes pretty butt hurt about it
>>79135015
>What kind of vodka?
Platinum 7X. Cheap 40% grain vodka from Kentucky.
just woke up
whats the trigger for this? some dindu got shot? or just random chimp out?
>tfw name is robert
>>79134913
Shots fired taking another drink
robert
>shooting inside first floor hallway but nothing further
robert
>CLARISSA WAS THERE WITH HER BOYFRIEND???
Did you think they'll send cops to see if Clarissa is getting dicked?
ahhh shit clarisa confirmed for cheating whore
TOP FUCKING KEK
OH SHIEEET CLARISSA LIVES WITH THE KEK
All this on a Tuesday night?! Don't they have work tomorrow morning?!
>>79135104
You'd think that but nope just a typical night in coon city
>shooting in the hallways
>dispatchers talking about the cucked dude
>according to the neighbors she was there with the boyfriend
KEKING CONFIRMED
>>79135104
Chicago is a snapshot of the coming collapse of the united states.
>>79134913
Suck my dick
Robert
>>79135104
just a summer night in the ghetto robert
>>79135104
No particular chimpout, regular nights in chicago are chimpouts
