>Wake up
>You're not in your bed but in a big room in a huge New York mansion
>There's a menorah next to bed
>Nervous, you desperately look for a mirror
>See this
What do?
Look at my penis and cry.
Sand all 5 naked children in my room back to their pimp.
>>79113440
>address the world admitting my crimes
>endorse trump and start a pac, dedicating my entire fortune to it.
Go through the records and out everyone and everything on the net. Watch the ultimate happening from comfy penthouse.
>>79113440
take on the role and proceed to dismantle the left from the inside
>>79113440
Build a giant amusement park in my backyard. No one else allowed in.
>>79113440
I would be pretty happy desu. Might even eat some hospitality corn.
give my billions to white nationalist causes.
>>79113724
This.
>>79113798
That. Then by a bunch of vidya, donate the rest of my money to charity, forge my death and chill
>Go on /pol/ and start an AMA thread
>Start funding mass immigration to Canada for ME countries
>Start a whole bunch of false flag attacks to make the right wing more hated by society
Thats what I would start off with, just for the lulz and the fact that im going to die from old age soon
>>79113440
Funnel 2/3rds of my fortune to Kojima and Konami and finish MGSV.
>>79113440
>Look through all my shit
>Collect all available evidence proving NWO is real
>Livestream, and post on /po/ all the evidence
>Close my eyes and accept the missile with "property of the Illuminati" coming straight for me and die happily knowing this fuck and the rest of his crooks have been found out once and for all
>>79113945
>hospitality corn
>>79113440
Bankrupt my entire family name
get billions into debt by investing in Chickens
Murder the entire Soros family
>>79113945
>eating your hospitality corn when it's only suppose to be eaten by guests
degenerate
>>79113440
This guy has access to the control center for Worldwide International Jewry.
I'd hit the big red button which self-destructs all synagogues and then watch all the Jews deactivate as they lose connection to Shekelnet.
>>79113440
Are there any reputable articles that would help me get redpilled on Soros? The only ones I come across are George Soros Conspiracy theory Wikipedia pages.
>>79113440
>call friends
>"hey! lets make some good news"
>make stocks and currencies fall
>short
>make shitloads of money
>sell high, when things get stable
>repeat
>profit
>>79113440
shitpost on this thread
>>79113440
>Reveal every illegal thing done on all forms of media, implicating everybody involved
>Hookers
>Blow
>>79113883
but you already did that in the wider world. nobody allowed OUT.
>>79114312
Just read his own words and look up his open society foundation.
>>79114312
There are none. It's a giant meme. George Soros is just some old rich guy.
>>79113440
Kill myself with a smile on my face, knowing that I rid the planet of such a wretched piece of shit. Soros is the root of all evil in politics.
>>79114083
>That fucking mission
>>79113599
kek fpbp
>>79113945
>eat hospitality corn
>load anvil into car
>make sure I packed my crablegs
It's going to be a good day today!
>>79113440
wtf i love white people now
#attackerforcrackers
>>79114565
Nice try, Mr. Soros.
>>79113440
>look for mirror
>see this
>smiling
I don't think so.
>>79113440
>fund right wing nationalist groups
>pull money out of non western banks (except Nippon)
>donate large sums of money to Jill Stein to fuck with Hillary
>take a shit off the top of the empire state building
>>79113440
>What do?
Call for my servant to bring me my copy of the Communist Manifesto so I can begin my morning meditations.
I then call my traitor puppets in Washington DC and ask them how many illegal alien mexicans they allowed into America over the past 24 hours.
They will be punished if its less than the required 10k quota per day.
I'm going to turn America into one big brown skinned infested shit hole.
#whitegenocide
>>79113440
>fund a HIGH budget reanimation of Mobile Suit Gundam and Zeta Gundam.
>fix ZZ Gundam
>use me powers to have an Orgy consisting of Bryce Dallas Howard, Christina Hendricks, Taylor Swift and Susan Sarandon
>Find shemales with the biggest cocks, then film Hillary and Bill getting fucked by them
>Film separate 100 man gangbang of Hillary Clinton by black guys
>collect all my NWO files and crimes
>release them to the public
>Use the rest of my money to make anime real
>>79114255
>Implying you aren't a guest in Soros' body
>>79113440
>Alert the Aryan Brotherhood that Soros has switched bodies with me and provide them with details to apprehend my old body and kill him.
>Then I begin transfer of funds to white nationalist groups.
>Setup trust funds for my old family members.
>All the money would be gone in various ways that wouldn't really benefit the j00s.
>Pay an assassin to kill me in the most painless way possible.
zownds breddy gud, sembai :DDD
Pay tax denbts.
Not crash any more economies.
Stop funding racially charged groups.
Redirect blacked.com to disney.com.
Finally be at peace with my conscience, before I transmigrate it into a machine.
Enjoy my money and retire
Fund the alt-right, Trump, both white and black supremacists, and Anti-EU movements
>>79114102
Why would you post on papercraft and origami for habbenings?
>>79113440
>asassinate trump
>make sure that Hillary wins
>fuel the civil unrest for one year in US and Euruope
>profit
>get bored
>provoke full scale world war
>profit even more
>leave my fortune to african countries
>death by snusnu
>>79114366
HAHA the devil himself
but really prince sven I would be doing the same then gettin my ass to mars
Assuming you would have all the knowlege you have now, and this is temporary
>Rewrite will naming myself (who I am now) as sole inheritance for all assets inclding cash
>get it notarized and what ever else it take to make official
>wait a week
>Kill myself as soros
>Should waking back up being who i was before but with substantially more money/assets
>Ignore media etc
>>79113440
Continue with the grand plan.
>>79113440
Life the wolf of wall street life until I die.
>>79115575
Then Soros in your body gets all his money back with a fresh body.
>wtf anon
>>79115862
>tfw only 1/12th Ashkenazi
Jokes on him; I'm not even a real chosen!
>>79116012
Ovens doesn't discriminate, they are cool like that
>>79113440
get shekels
>>79113440
Thank the jew god that im rich now and live happily ever after
>>79113440
Expose Clinton
Expose the Jew
Make Trump president
