Can we meme dan into real sex offender charges?
Yes, please.
>>79108017
What's his name again ?
>>79108090
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
>>79108017
You mean Dan "Are you a fan enough for the man" Schneider?
>>79108089
Praise kek
Kek finds a way
>>79108017
>not naming it "theweakshouldfearthestong.png"
all it takes is one coke fueled rape-turned-murder, I'm sure he's working on it himself
Dan "The Pepsi Can" Schneider
>>79108017
I heard he raped her in his tickle dungeon
>>79108177
Don't call him that.
>>79108184
Don't call him that.
>>79108542
Don't call him that.
Dan "Better not scream when you fell my ring" Schneider
>>79108895
Don't call him that.
Dan ''Mike ''Max ''lower the chopper'' Landis'' Stoklasa'' Schneider
>>79109015
Don't call him that.
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken some intern brought to him just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.
>>79108754
Hey look. It's Dan "If the cribs a rockin', don't come a knockin'" Schneider himself.
>>79108017
I don't see why not
>>79108017
Dan "get in the van" Schnieder?
I know fuck all about the cunt. Just from what I read on /pol/. Is he a pedo?
>>79109353
I'm not Dan, but don't call him that.
My teens are haunted by memories of the forlorn faces of the poor young girls on his shows. They looked so obviously fucked up.
>>79109663
that canada guy did it better.
Put more effort into it.
>>79109620
Yes. He is.
>>79109663
Dan "the kike who gets on with the tykes" Schneider
>>79109526
Dan "the itsy bitsy" Schneider slid up her water spout
Are you guys stupid? Dan "Forget the searchlights just help me dump this body into the river" Schneider already had criminal charges pressed against him, but they've all been dropped or settled out of court because he has an army of lawyers and character assassinators that will try to fuck your life up as best they can.
>>79109526
>>79109526
He can't keep getting away with it!
heheheheheh
this world is sick, nuke everything already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y4eWjetm08
>>79110209
Literally Chinatown.
>>79109526
>>79108090
dirty dan
Dan is a big guy for you.
Dan "you wanna be famous? Spread open that anus" Schneider
>>79108017
My Coincidence Detector™ is getting tripped by his name. Is he a confirmed merchant?
>>79108017
So long as the memes flow the memes shall be.
Meme?
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
>>79113126
yep, hollyjews are always certainly are
>>79108420
This
>>79108090
you mean Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider?
Who
>>79108017
>>79108090
Dan "get in the van" Schneider
>>79108090
Dan "hold her tighter, she's a biter" Schneider
Dan "While dripping sweat I cum inside her" Schneider
Dan "Her Future Just Got Brighter" Schneider
>>79110521
She looks afraid
Dan "Hung like a Coke can" Schneider
>>79108017
Dan 'played your kids like a fiddle when I gave them the diddle' Schneider
>>79108090
Dan "apply the sleeper and work it deeper" Schneider
