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YOU MEMED WINTER-CHAN INTO EXISTENCE

NEO-ICE-AGE WILL COME TO YOU ONLY IF YOU REPLY "I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN"

>http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2008/11jul_solarcycleupdate/

>https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2016/06/27/the-sun-has-gone-blank-for-the-second-time-this-month-heres-what-that-means/
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>>79106097
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN

MAY YOU REIGN FOREVER
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YASS THE WHITE RACE WILL THRIVE

I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79106097

I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79106097
tl;dr
?
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WINTER-CHAN COMETH
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Jesus fucking Christ sometimes I feel like the entire user base die every six month and you have to start all over again.

Let's have 300+ replies
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>>79106314
It's quite likely we're in for the coldest winters in the last... 400 years, starting like 2019 if I'm not mistaken

>and if Kek wills it
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>>79106097
>MFW I was praying to that bitch to get the harshest winter Colorado has ever seen to drive off all the califags, but it was warm as fuck

Uh uh bitch, I ain't fallin for that no mo.
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Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
But the memes are so delightful.
And since we've got no place to go,
Let It Snow. Let It Snow. Let It Snow.

I love you Winter-Chan
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Let it Snow
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I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN. BANISH THIS GOD DAMN HEAT. BRING THE WHITE MAN'S NATURAL ENVIRONMENT BACK.
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>>79106097
B-but muh CO2 emissions...
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>>79106097
>winter-chan's icy embrace offsets the influence of global warming
Climate "science" has officially been Kek'd.
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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Looking at the raw data, there's a high chance we will be entering a mini ice age from 2019-2025.

These fluctuations in solar activity are normal, but activity is dropping off at rates we have not observed yet.

Coincidently, global warming has coincided with increased solar activity.

Long story short, invest in winter supplies and food sources not dependent on a normal season.

Winter IS coming.
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>>79106097
IS OF HAPPENINGS?
I LOVE YOU KEK-KUN!
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>TRUMP IS ORANGE

k shitlibs here's ur orange

t. sun
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>>79106482
I hope to fuck we get a good winter this year. Fucking disappointing winter last year with it being like 80 degrees on Christmas day in delaware
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I FUCKING LOVE WINTER CHAN
I WOULD LITERALLY FUCK WINTER IF I COULD
BEST TIME OF THE YEAR
FOREVER
WINTER FOREVER
FUN FOREVER
LET IT SNOW
LET IT SNOW
LET IT SNOW
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>>79106097
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>people living in warm countries ties to meme an ice age into existence

you dont even know what cold is
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>>79108224
Will this cause a lowering of the sea level due to water being trapped in the glaciers?
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>>79106097
We will evolve to deal with the winter.

We are the next step in evolution, brought about by meme magic.
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>>79109018
Fuck you
lowest settlement in the world
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER CHAN! HAIL!
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN!
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>>79109088
Witnessed

Kek wills it
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>Guys the ice caps are melting
>Guys its going to be a an ice age now
Bunch of fucking idiots. I hope europe goes full BF2142
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>>79106097

>tfw when no winter home

I want to be rich enough to not melt in the summer. I want to ski all year, is that to much to ask?
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It's bloody cold here
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>>79109018

>Sweden
>Cold

Kek, unless you live in the north your winters are nicer than ours
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>>79106314
Year long winters m8.

Last time this happened, Britian turned into a frozen shithole 8 months out of the year, and Canada had a glacier onto of it.
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>>79109266
>>79109300
It's begun.

Hail the ice age.
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>>79109274
I'd like that

Also EA needs to make another BF2142 game. That was the only BF I played and enjoyed
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>>79109266
>>79109088
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>>79106097
Capitalism did this
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Next winter or winter after that? When will it happen?
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>>79106097

> heres what that means
> heres why thats wrong
> heres what happened when x
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>global warming
>we get a new ice age
sjws btfo
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79106097
>Wapo
Nope.
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What a winter wonderland...
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I love you Winter Chan!

Make the Northeasterners go gack to Northeast!
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>>79109649
still better than "People outraged at X"
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I WUV U WINTER-CHAN
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>>79109018
That's why I need this, anon. I'm sick of the fucking heat. I've never experienced true winter.
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And people think Global Warming is real XD
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER CHAN. PRAISE KEK
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>>79106097
>2019: The beginning of the white holocaust.

Nice.
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>>79109850
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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I love you winter-chan
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>>79110343
It's real m8, it just upsets the junk science crowd that man is not in control of the universe and can do NOTHING to alter the climate either way.
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>last time /pol/ prays to winter-chan
>warmest winter on record
>i-i-it'll w-work t-this time
This kek garbage is seriously getting out of hand. Do you have to be so counter-culture that your answer to the christian LARPing is worshipping memes as god?
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>>79108908
Isnt your winter hot(ter) tho, or am i retarded?
> or is that not argintinasflag
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>>79110549
>pure white earth
RACIST
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Getting cold, you say?
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>>79110703

lol benis :DDDDD benis in jetplain :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>79109018
ilive in texas and i wanna die right now. I have never felt a cold i didnt like
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Fucking great, it's not like we don't already only get 2 months out of the fucking year where it's not a frozen wasteland! Let's just have the entire year be a fucking tundra!

Fuck you winter-chan, fuck you kek! I like seeing the god damn sun, I don't like shoveling my walk way every single fucking day, I don't like 2 hours added to my work commute because some haji can't be assed to learn how to drive on winter roads and slams his ass into oncoming traffic blocking 3 lanes.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>79106482
for fuck sake
i am so sick of the cold

meme summer chan in you fucks
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>>79110856
Not her fault, she got cucked by el nino.
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>>79110970
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79111161
i actually dont get why people dont move
its such a big deal
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN

Please make every people who can't conceal in snow to DIE, thank you. Kek be praised.
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>>79111218
Then why didn't you meme el nino out of existence faggot? Isn't meme magic supposed to be all-powerful? Neck yourself retard.
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>>79106097
>I live in South Carolina
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
Gonna be nice and comfy.
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79106097

>I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79106097
Oh! So thats why germans have swiched nuclearpower to coal.
You know, to heat up before the ice-age.
Unfortunately some ladies have misunderstood the recommendation to coalburning.
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN

FUCK THIS HUMIDITY
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>>79111161
I never understood why you people don't install heated flooring from door to foot path you can switch on.

>inb4 can't afford to

Then you deserve to shovel shit
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I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79106314
Nothing, literally nothing.
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>>79111599
Underrated
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Pls bring nuclear winter, winter chan.
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>>79111426
You sound scared.
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Someone explain this to me. Neither of the articles (one of which is 8 years old) say anything about super cold winters.
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79106482
>extra cold winters
comfy as fuck desu
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>>79109064
Most certainly.

Along with increased ionising radiation in the atmosphere producing a notable increase in overall cloud coverage.

As the sun gets weaker, we are more exposed to space radiation. As these pound our atmosphere, the effect is cooling in the upper atmosphere, and an increase of global cloud coverage.

It's a double whammy of cold.

Also note, that the most damaging solar flares have occurred during extreme solar activity lows. So there is an elevated chance of a super ejection powerful enough to take out grids and communications.
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I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN!!!
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Hah..
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I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
PLEASE GRANT SNOW TO TEXAS
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
PLEASE TURN TEXAS INTO NEW ALASKA
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WAIFU
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what about global warming?
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>>79112281
>>79109064

NO IT WONT ITS NOT HAPPENING IF IT WERE REAL IT WOULD BUT NONE OF THE ARTICLES PREDICT A MINI ICE AGE
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>>79112424
and I thought regular >40C days were brutal.
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>>79106314
Winter is coming senpai.
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>>79111426
We need to offer more sacrifices to the meme gods. Not enough refugees were drowned last year.
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>>79112759
I did not say senpai.

I said senpai.
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>>79106097
This autistic shit was a total fluke
Warmest winter in years
Qek is much more effective
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Fuck Winter Chan what we need is Solar Storm Chan to rise up and knock out the entire worlds electrical grid.
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>>79112925

nooooo I need my anime
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>>79112539
We have been measuring the data since mid 1700's.

The last 'mini ice age' was transitioned to its low solar activity point at a rate that looks to be slower than the current down trend we are observing now.

It may or may not be worse than the last mini ice age event, we can only go off our observations and make predictions based off these and historical observations.

It's happening.
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>>79110869
Depends on the region, Tierra del Fuego is the southernmost place on the Americas, with subpolar oceanic climate, while some zones have subtropical and semi-arid climates up north..
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>>79113044
Please show me where it says this trend is faster than the one in the 1700s (and every one since). Also, where does it say that this rapid descent in activity is likely to make winters colder and that the 1700s one wasn't a coincidence
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>>79112539
>Climate change isn't real if Al Gore is wrong!
Get a load of this liberal.
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79109409
Dude, Canada has glaciers now.
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>>79113219
Don't you dare call me a liberal al gore is a retard and liberals are communists. Its just that the articles linked are outdated and/or dont show any evidence for a super cold winter. Trust me i hate hot weather and climate change is killing us so i want this to be true.
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>>79106097
I love you winter-chan
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>>79113181
On phone don't have direct link to raw data. Look it up yourself.

My partner did her thesis on solar activity, trust me, it's happening
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>>79113507
Unrelated, are you a lesbian? And are you saying that neither of these linked articles prove it?
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Christmas is coming early!
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>>79106097
I love you winter Chan!

Now that your coming everyone and everything will be covered in white!
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>be ham radio operator
>get licensed right when solar cycle approaches minimum
>start researching sun weather because it directly affects my ability to enjoy the hobby
>find out we're in a solar minimum period AND approaching the Maunder minimum
>Mini ice ages occur every 1100-ish years
>It's been over 1200 years since the last one
>they always coincide with Maunder minimum

I'm extremely thrilled that I am young enough to experience my peers getting absolutely BTFO when the ice age commeth. I will remind them constantly of how they called me a "climate denier" as a sip my hot cocoa and laugh maniacally.
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>>79112925
>https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2016/06/27/the-sun-has-gone-blank-for-the-second-time-this-month-heres-what-that-means/

The article actually mentions that the event which knocked out all the telegraph lines happened during a period of very low sunspot activity
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79106097
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>>79106314
solar minimum

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_minimum
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>>79112851
Well that's just, like, your opinion, senpai. Senpai gets filtered to senpai.
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Ich libe winter chan
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>>79106097
BUT MUH GLOBAL WARMIMGS
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER CHAN
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>>79113610
Articles are fluff pieces.

You can obtain raw data from nasa and other space observation agencies. You can then compare observations from previous low activitiy events, and the 'mini ice age'.
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>>79106097
Sadly this isn't going to be that big of a deal. We've lived through this already once before, stop the stupid fearmongering.
I'd love for a happening on the magnitude fearmongered in the articles, but it wont.
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I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN!
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>>79113731
This.

May your smugness keep you warm.
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>>79106097
>Tfw when I live in Las Vegas

Thanks, friends. The neo-winter will make life much more comfortable.
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>>79106097

I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79106482
If we're lucky this will coincide with WW3
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>>79114256

Maybe it makes it greener
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>>79106097
It's called the Fimbulwinter and I can't believe that my prayers are being answered.
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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How long is this ''superwinter'' going to last again?
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN"
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79106097
>I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79106097
私はあなたに冬ちゃんを愛して
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I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN I HOPE YOU BRING SNOW TO ARGENTINA
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>>79106097
Just... just stop.... this is cringe-worthy as fuck. A solar minimum isn't the start of a new ice age.
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>>79109018
Bring on the winter, I'm used to 6+ feet Michigan winters
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Uh, so, as a Weednadian, should I look to be moving to the equator in the near future?
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>>79111882
I dated a girl whose home had a heated driveway. It was only useful when we only got a half inch of powdery snow. If I'm in southern Michigan and a heated driveway is a worthless purchase for us then it's laughable to a Canadian.
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79115614
because it was ineffective or because you didn't get that much snow?
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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I LOVE YOU WINTER CHAN
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>>79115824
because anything more than 0.5 inches is too much for the heater to melt
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>tfw finally get to have a real winter
Icefugees not welcome
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>>79115889
that's why you leave it on while the snow is falling
did that shit here in MA, envy of all my neighbors and didn't raise my power bill as much as you'd think
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>tfw you love winter and the cold
I look forward to the icey embrace of Winter-chan.
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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kek bless this thread.

I LOVE YOU WINTER CHAN
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I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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Did anyone else perform rituals?
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>>79106097
Winter? Never heard about that
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>>79106097
"I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN"
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>>79112424

God have mercy.
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN!!!

Bring it on! I'm ready for the White utopia the ice age will bring.
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>>79116334
>rituals
Does anyone have the cap of the anon who burned his sisters panties at an altar for ebola-chan or winter-chan? (can't recall which)
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>tfw texas

fug lads i'm too used to this warm shit

will i be able to adapt for winter-chan?
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>>79118189
Yeah. I'm northern european ancestry, but lived in Phoenix Arizona my entire life. Within one year of moving out of Phoenix I can handle temperatures as low as -10F in my experience.
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I love you winter Chan
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where my fellow Florida bros looking forward to the nice weather?
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>>79118986
My body is ready
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>>79118189
Yes. It took me 4 years to adjust to New England winter after moving here. I realized I was changing when I'd check the temp when leaving for work and go "Oh 32 great, gonna be a super day!" whereas in years prior I'd bitch any time it was under 60.
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>>79112517
Carbon shekel profits were down.
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>>79113731
Stay comfy my friend.
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>>79106097
May Winter-chan live forever. I love you Winter-chan
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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Oh the weather outside is frightful
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I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79106097

>tfw cold is hated by shitskins

I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79109514
BF2042 seems more accurate now. It's too bad that DICE/EA in its current form could never replicate what made 2142 so good.
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Jaffa Cakes
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Why is the cold so comfy?
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>middle of winter here
>20 degrees C last night
>had to use two doonahs and wear my trackie dacks
Yeah nah fuck the cold.
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>>79106097
Are you that skitzophrenic German dude
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>>79122807
Because bundling up while reading/vidya/watching tv is better than sex
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>>79122532
I was in UK recently (Ulster) and finally got to try Jaffa Cakes. Fuck man those things are tasty little treats.
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>nasa
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>>79109018
t. Somali immigrant Oogabooga
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN

Praise be to Kek, guide us through this happening to a brighter future.
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wait is this actually happening..? someone inform me im havin a giggle m8
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>tfw live in desert
>lowest it gets is around 30
>usually around 50-60 in the winter.
What does this mean for me?
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>>79123777
You might see snow.
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I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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I live in PA, hoping for Boston-tier blizzards
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>>79123777
I have been blessed by Papa Nurgle. Oh my.

>>79123873
>You might see snow
What is snow?
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I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN!
MAKE MY STATE COLD, WINTER-CHAN!
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN

BLESSED BE KEK, GLORY TO THY NAME OH LORD OFREPEATING NUMERALS AND WIZARD OF MEME MAGIC!
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I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN, DISCIPLE OF KEK
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I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN, GET ME OFF THIS HELL OF A RIDE....pls.
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>gigantic coronal mass ejection takes down the entire power grid worldwide
>mini ice age lasts several years, crippling our ability to grow food
>billions perish to starvation
>only tinfoil-wearing doomsday preppers survive


>mfw the biggest happening in the last 500 years
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>>79124042
>What is snow?
In good time my friend, for now, Praise her.
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>tfw you will never experience full blown winter
we can only get like -30 in some mountainous regions

pretty comfy for these winters, famalam
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>>79113835
Her feet must be really cold
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>live in memphis
>get into gardening as a hobby
>mini ice age around the corner

shit
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>>79106097
But will we get a lot of snow? I like doing sick slides in the snow?
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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I LOVE YOU WINTER CHAN

PLEASE TURN ON THE LAKE ERIE SNOW MACHINE AND NEVER TURN IT OFF.
Be comfy as fuck in Cleveland
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I guess I'm gonna have to keep checking on it and if it appears likely I'll have to start stockpiling a shitload of firewood.

Prices are gonna go through the roof...
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>>79124806
Depends on where you live. Regions in the midwest and northeast will, as well as the mountain regions of course. However, anything south of, say the TX panhandle and Southern NC will not notice much of a change. Avg. temps in New Mexico during the last ice age were only, on average, about 5 degrees colder than now. The situation was drastically different for the north, however, which was covered in 2 miles of ice. This was a true ice age though, not the mini ice age.

The snowfall increase will still hold true.
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I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN!!
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>>79124142
>BAEN
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>>79124494
We will be ok, brotalian. As long as the geomagnetic poles and geographical poles of the earth don't change.
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>>79117597
bump for this
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>>79106097
Get ready for Solar Cycle 25, anons!

We're inside Solar Cycle 24 right now, one of the quietest cycles in 100+ years.

And the projections for Solar Cycle 25 are almost flatlined - Cycle 25 will be the quietest cycle on record (dating back to the 1740's).

Within 10-15 years, the Global Warming fucks will be forced to start eating red pills once the Thames river freezes over...just like it did during the last quiet period.
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This thread is a circle jerk for retards.

Both articles clearly say the lack of sunspot activity means nothing.
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>>79106097

>humans are entirely responsible for climate change

But the Sun does weird stuff and it puts out thousands of terawatts more than we do. Wouldn't you think that changes in what it does would have much more of an effect than we do?

>NO
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>>79125924
Shh. Let the kids have their happening
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>>79125924
>ignores the predictable sinus rhythm of quiet solar cycles and plunging global temperatures

The data is there. It's been there since the 1740's.
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>>79124682
warm em up with your dick
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>>79106097
You're a faggot, it's been 102 here
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>>79126133
>But the Sun does weird stuff and it puts out thousands of terawatts more than we do. Wouldn't you think that changes in what it does would have much more of an effect than we do?

Global Warming fucks are so arrogant that they believe the sheer force of human will and a Leftist agenda is more powerful than the nuclear furnace that is our sun.

They really believe they can control the weather AND THE SUN as easily as they control the ignorant masses.

Mother nature will have the last laugh in 10-15 years. Start buying space heaters now, anons. The prices will be shooting up around 2025-2030.
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>time to be /comfy/ and /fa/
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Did you know: No happenings will be happening

Stop making shitty threads that are disproven by the very articles you reference, and let the good ones come to the top instead
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THE SCATHING COLD WILL CULL THE WEAK AND STRENGTHEN THE WORTHY. HAIL WINTER-CHAN!
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>>79126263

So you're a heliologist?

Where in the articles do they say the sun is going to do anything out of the ordinary? They even predict that the next cycle will be the same or bigger than the current one.

The articles are just them saying the sun is doing sun stuff.
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>>79126910

>http://www.mirror.co.uk/science/sun-gone-blank-could-another-8303600

Get fucked, non-believer!
2016 IS THE YEAR OF KEK
BREXIT HAPPENED
TRUMP WILL WIN
THE WORLD WILL FREEZE (later tho)

THE GREAT AGE OF HAPPENINGS IS UPON US
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>>79123873
Vegas here, it already occasionally snows.
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79127295
>So you're a heliologist?

Nope. Are you?

I'm just like Dirty Harry - I follow the money. The money leads to Al Gore and the global warming fucks.
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>>79127783

so the burden of proof lies with me?
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>>79127365
Cool, then you will have more snow?
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I LOVE YOU WINTER CHAN.

The Jews may control the government, but they can't control Mother Nature.
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>>79128521
>so the burden of proof lies with me?

No, it does not. But you seemed to suggest that I wasn't entitled to my opinion unless I'm a heliologist.

I don't give a rat's ass if you believe me or not. We'll know one way or another in 10-15 years. Let's meet back then on 4chan to find out who was right and who was cucked.
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>>79114364
>if Russia is lucky this will coincide with WW3
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>>79128948
>If we're lucky, Russian invasion lasts until winter 2019
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN

btw, aren't we technically still in an ice age because north and south poles are still covered in ice?
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I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79106097
You are missing the most important point:

>Galactic cosmic rays — or the ambient radiation from space — are even more abundant during the sun’s inactive periods, when big solar storms are not available to “shield” the Earth from the galaxy’s radiation. During solar minimum, that shielding goes away, and galactic cosmic rays have much greater access to our planet.

We have plenty greenhouse gases to keep us warm, our magnetic shield however has been weakening and the ozone layer never really recovered.
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>>79114440
Low solar activity usually corresponds to droughts.
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79106097

I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN

>even though I already know we're heading into a solar minimum that may lead to a mini ice age for up to 100 years.

This is a perfectly normal and cyclical occurrence about every 206 years.

go ahead and look up what the climate was doing 206 years ago, and 206 years before that, etc, etc.
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>>79109018

bullshit.

if sweden we're cold there wouldn't be so many black people.
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>>79129200
Talvisota 2.0 confirmed
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Please send us some some snow Winter-chan

We really need it
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>>79109617

it will be noticeable by 2018.

it will peak around 2031

how long the peak will last is the question. many reputable scientists think it will last around 40 years. a few say it could be 100 to 1000 years, depending on feedback loops and other factors.

much of the time during these cold spells, for some unknown reason, volcanic/seismic activity goes through the roof. so if we see a bunch of volcanoes spewing shit into the air and adding to the sun getting blocked, it could trigger a massive cooling that could turn into an actual ice age. it all really just depends on chance.
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Oh boy better start packing a lot mate
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>>79107702
>European education

First off you moron, the Sunspot Cycle is completely separate from climate change and AGW. The Sun goes through these cycles regularly and it is well recorded going back hundreds of years.

The amount of CO2 in our atmosphere won't decrease because there are less sunspots. It means the sun has less activity meaning yes winters can become colder, but it does not alter the current trend of anthropogenic climate change.
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>>79113276
Canada HAS glaciers.
Canada will BECOME a glacier.
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>>79107107
You planted the seed anon, soon she will be upon us and her cold embrace will cleanse the earth.
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>>79106097
KEK WILLS IT
>>79130126
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>>79133317
>anthropogenic climate change

kill yourself, faggot. it's already been proven humans have no control over climate, especially from trace gasses that aren't even strong greenhouse gasses.

hell water vapor is stronger than co2, as a GH gas.

and co2 is a TRACE gas. any increase is miniscule in the grand scheme of things.

you seriously believe that, with all this global warming scaremongering the left is doing, and we have yet to do one single thing about it... except raise taxes?

raise taxes. that's it. thats all you people ever want to do.

if global warming were real, and the consequences were as dire as algore would lead us to believe, there would have already been wars fought over it. there would be leftists by the tens of thousands eschewing big bad modern society and moving to the rain forests to run around naked.

show me ONE leftist that has given up his Ipad and starbucks and done this, and i'll eat your fedora.
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>>79133865
>it's already been proven humans have no control over climate
Fuck off you misanthropic gaia hippy niggerfaggot.
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>>79106097
I LOVE YOU WINTER -CHAN UGGUUU KAWAIII
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I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
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>>79106097
Very neat.
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>>79109409
>no scale on the temperature axis
why do people make graphs like this?
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