youre walking down the street and this poor helpless refugee approaches you and slaps your girls ass.
What do you do, /pol/?
>>79102381
Spray rat poison and watch him choke to death
>>79102381
Blame Republicans #DumpDrumpf
>>79102381
Go home and complain on an anime message board.
>>79102381
stab him in his eyeballs with a sharpened pencil I always keep in my pocket in case I get mugged
yeah, that's right
I would literally murder him for next to no real reason, with a pencil
Goliath, meet David, ya cunt
>>79102381
YOU ENRICHED HER
>>79102381
Pull out my gun and tell him to back off, then ask where he got his synthol from.
>>79102970
keked!
>>79102381
Poke him with a pin and watch him go zipping around, bouncing off cars and buildings as he deflates.
>refugee
>japan
nice try
>>79102381
Teleport behind him and slice him in half with my pure nipponsei (japanese for you gaijins) katana with steel folded 10000 times.
>>79102866
reported to police
sharpened pencil? you monster
Give him some bacon.
>>79102664
Nice
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>>79102866
OI
YOU GOTTA LICENSE FOR THAT WRITING UTENSIL LAD?
>>79102381
Go on /pol/ and complain about how rapefugees are ruining my once great country ;__;
>>79102970
Illegal. You will be charged for brandishing. The only time you should draw a weapon is when you are GOING to use it
>>79102381
feed him to the pigs
>>79102381
>>79102381
shoot him claim he attacked more violently
MURRICA
>>79102381
I call the exterminator.
Slap his ass
Take out my AR15 and aim right for his poison heart.
anybody else fap every time this is posted? cant just be me.
>>79103396
>>79103447
I am but a product of my environment
that environment of course being an overbearing dystopian police state where everybody hates everybody else
>>79103718
I don't fap,cause I'm not gay, but he is impressive.
>>79102381
>tfw he slaps your ass, because you are tfw no gf
>>79103821
THAT'S AN ILLEGAL EDGE SURRENDER YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY
>>79102664
>>79102866
>>79102970
>>79103375
Keked!
>>79102664
>>79103482
Probably what would actually happen
>>79103485
Not necessarily true. There are situations where you may need to use it(such as being threatened as in the example) where it is permissible to draw before you intend to shoot.
>>79102381
Ask him if he is Jewish because he looks Jewish.
>>79102381
>averageBastardBondsNPC.jpg
>>79102381
out-alpha him with my BBC and slap him in the face with it
>>79102866
>stab him in his eyeballs with a sharpened pencil I always keep in my pocket
>>79102381
>walk away
>go to mcdonalds and ask for 5 extra hot coffees with no milk
>drive back past and throw it on him
>repeat until all my coffees are gone
>Enrage him
>Keep my distance and wait for him to charge
>Move out of the way as he runs head first into a wall
>As he's dazed, wail on him for a few seconds
>Step out of range as he thrashes in all directions
>Repeat
>>79102381
Stab him with a butter knife.
>>79104162
>>79104162
what?
I'm a pretty creative guy
Throw bacon at him and watch him melt like the wicked witch of the west
>>79102381
people actually think that's not photoshopped?
>>79103718
Yeah he's a hottie.
I'd slap his ass back.
>>79104619
It's some junkie in isis, he has a bunch of pictures I saw in syria general a few months back.
>>79102381
yell at him for it and a mob of proud white brits swarm him and stab him to death
such is life in glorious post-brexit britain
Damn OP that's a big cockroach
>>79104362
What is this? A fucking boss fight?
>>79103668
>Take out my AR15
Yes, I'm sure you have it in your pocket. Jackass.
>>79102381
He's the dude on the left.
>>79104162
>those tabs
Fucking lost it m80, thanks for the laugh
>>79105042
Congratulations, my retarded distant cousin! You found the joke!
>>79102866
Bin that assault wood right now you savage
>>79102866
>artist's depiction
>>79102381
pull out some pocket bacon and rub him with it.
>>79103596
Heil to the based Dinko.
>>79102381
swiftly bearhug lower calves, grip tightly and use gravity against him, potentially leaving him with brain trauma from hitting his head on that concrete with full force. Regardless, kicks to the nose, face and neck for about 30 seconds to a minute should do it.
all rests on your ability to get close enough to begin with
>>79103991
imagine if this was your sister, holy shit.
>>79103314
>>79102381
I saw this thing on a fakebook article earlier this day.
It says he is a bodybuilder and that he can lift 386 lbs.
They didn't explain whether this was a deadlift or a benchpress or anything.
Just 386 lbs.
He weighs like 340 and he can barely lift his bodyweight.
>tl:dr he's mostly fat.
>>79104013
True it it is often the "safer" legal option to shoot someone
Gas him out. Guys that big can't fight for shit if they don't pull you to the ground in the first thirty seconds.
>>79104791
No it's not. The "bulldozer" was an Isis executioner who literally got raped by the Syrians. This is some autistic Iranian/Levantine hybrid who lives synthol
>>79105550
Apparently thats the brown guy's cousins
>>79104162
>tabs
>>79102381
CONCEAL CARRY STATE MOTHER FUCKER
GET ON THE GROUND
>>79105834
[doubt]
>>79102381
Slice his throat immediately and go away.
>>79102381
Since he's obviosly just a 13-year old kid, I'll let it slide. Boys will be boys.
>>79105834
That's just extra incentive to rape them, and then either murder them or sell them to other Asian peoples.
>>79102866
>>79105753
You just repeated what I said but with more detail.
>>79105834
Its also my wifes lover. Maybe were related.
>>79103447
O SHIT ITS THE POLICE
RUN YOU WANKERS
>>79102866
Oi, get a slurpie and bin that sharpie
>>79104362
Don't forget to dodge-roll when he picks up a car/concrete slab and hurls it at you.
>>79104162
kek'd
>>79107789
This guy gets it. Nice choice in /d/ porn as well, by the way.
>>79102381
Is that Young Turks guy?
>>79107944
Ha I was wondering if anyone would recognise it.
>>79102381
Crack him on the temple so gets temporary blindness
Sides weep him so he flys down on his back.
Lay into him in the face
Walk away with some teeth, gold chain, and a new watch.
All good replies, lads. keep it up.
Hit em with 12 120 grain hydra-shoks?
>>79104162
kek
He may be large but I use my superior speed and make a mockery of his cumbersome physique. He shouldn't feel bad. I'm sure he worked hard on those muscles.Too bad I've hit him five times before he can even blink. Before he swings one of those sluggish limbs I've landed over 100 blows. He won't even know it's over until a few seconds have passed and he collapses: I hit every vital spot in his body. Don't mess with the best, 'cos the best don't mess. Sayonara. Semper fi.
>>79102381
Wait 5mins for him to have a heart attack and die. Then I'll take a selfie with his corpse like I just shot a lion.
Prick his body with a pin and watch him pop
>>79102866
>>79102381
Slap his ass desu
