why doesn't the right have any slam poets? it's better we get some some, else the left will continue to dominate in that area
>>79086996
>slam poets
please no
Slam poetry is at the bottom of literary/spoken forms. That's like asking why bluebloods don't eat dog feces.
>>79086996
Here's some slam poetry for you:
Fuck off
>>79086996
Because slam poetry is of no importance and is for pseudo-intellectuals?
>>79087350
come on, make an effort
right slam poetry has potential to become the funniest thing of 2017
>>79086996
Slam poetry is for white women who don't know how to rap.
Sage.
Mark my words - If you get into deaf poetry, you are going to fail and bomb and gag.
>Hyperventilates
>HUH HUH
>Starts making fart noises
Who actually takes this shit seriously
OK gimme a beat
Niggers, niggers, pulling that trigger
Landwhales, landwhales, growin bigger
What can a Aryan do?
Too many jews
Big beaked, physically weak
Conniving, striving and jiving
So a White man can't even speak
Mexican, he can't
Use birth control
Shitting up the nation's soul
Just had 12 kids
But now another, he's on a roll
Mexican, he hogs the lane
But blue eyes pay the toll
It ain't right, it ain't sane
Let me make it plain
It ain't white, it ain't sane
Ain't
Sane
>>79087713
that's more like it
>>79086996
>>79086996
fuck aylan fuck aylan
ayyo lmao ayyo lmao
>>79086996
"why isen't the right also retarded?": The Thread
>>79088694
the right is plenty retarded at times, doesn't mean they can't take over the tools of the enemy and turn it against them while having a laugh
>>79086996
Religion of peace, more like religion of swarming killer bees - don't you evoke the prophets name; or they might put you on your knees.
Then the people of the world will sing:
They behead you;
because they love you.
they throw stones;
because of righteous virtues.
Yeah,
they've got Sha'ria -
but don't get the blues:
Their path to heaven,
will blow you right out of your shoes.
>>79090564
needs to be more offensive
>>79091915
I suppose I could throw some current events in there, maybe a little bit of Islamic history.
I'm not terribly good at writing extremely offensive satire.
Why does the pig have a gun
>>79086996
did that really happen?
>>79093325
the same reason it has a watch
>>79086996
Too busy working jobs, studying or raising a family to have such a pointless hobby.
>>79094224
>>79093325
That's actually kekish
>>79086996
>why doesn't the right have any slam poets?
Because with the exception of /pol/, the right has jobs
>>79087713
jej
>>79086996
Probably because slam poetry is gay as fuck
