Should we teach brown people how to swim, /pol/?
>>79081157
No, we should teach them to leave.
>niggers take swim class
>pass because affirmative action
>still drown
Water is the nigger's natural enemy.
>>79081157
That only applies to nog, South American were mostly coastal civilizations
>>79081157
Remind me to buy a pool
No, that's the Father's responsibility to teach them.
>>79081157
Americans nigs btfo!! Us pygmies will always be supreme! WE ARE KINGS
>>79081157
But then the pool would be closed.
>>79081157
Darkies can't into swimming. Poseidon does allow contamination into his realm
>>79081157
Teach them to swim? They know how to swim. Read the actual headline:
>5 times more likely to drown
I think they're trynna tell people something.
>>79081157
> Black five times more likely to drown.
Water is racist.
>>79081898
Carlos!
>>79081157
No it would interfer with natural selection.
Why are they unafraid to bring up swimming but anything else they are statistically worse at is taboo?
>>79081157
>5 times more likely to drown.
Well perhaps coming across in ramshackle boats, isn't a particularly good idea?
>>79082249
this
ban water
>>79081157
why the fuck not?
but .... oh wait this is /pol/ so i should be all edgy and shit.
>>79081658
>JaTavious
>Takeitha
>JaMarkus
>Litrell
>Latevin
>LaDarius
You can't make this shit up
>>79081658
>natural selection at its finest
>>79082625
>DeKendrix
>>79081658
Why does crying niggers look like they just heard the best joke ever?
>>79081658
>>79082625
>>79082747
>>79082672
PRAISE POSEIDON
>>79082249
Cant wait for this article to be blamed for race hate
>>79082625
>>79082747
but your autism made sure to type all that shit out.
>>79081157
See>>79081658
Why bother teaching them? Natural Selection will kill off the weak.
>>79082913
They're crying because they can't sue the river.
Imagine the pain when 3/4 of your ghetto lottery tickets expire in one day with no chance of a payout.
>>79081157
lol is that clock boy?
>>79081658
its nature killing them off
>>79081658
Where the fuck do black names come from?
>>79081157
>brown people
You mean niggers
t. Spic who can swim just fine
>>79081157
Wouldn't that make a medieval-style moat around your house absolutly burglar-proof?
>>79081157
Why can't most niggs swim anyway?
>>79082913
Because the article is fake...
>>79082625
>>79083351
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebonics
>>79081157
nice backstroke ahmed
>>79083302
Shit... I never thought about it like that. I'm beginning to understand the way of the modern negro.
>>79083542
>Airwrecka
NOW DATS PROPA ORKY!
What's so hard??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q916J6rzqno
>>79081157
>teach niggers to swim
What's next, teaching them to read?
Fuck no.
>>79083351
They literally came up with "African" names that have nothing to do with any African language.
silly brown people names thread?
>>79083495
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-11172054
Got some bad news....
>>79083676
How can white men even compete?
>>79082625
>You can't make this shit up
They literally made it up.
>>79081157
>>79083676
what retarded, chimps can't fucking swim for shit an their body mass will drown them
this is fucking animal abuse, no wounder you have chimp attacks, it's shit like this that will trigger them to rip your balls off and mutilate your face.
>white people
>>79084287
you fuckin racist, chimps should be allowed to do whatever they want in life, there should be no barriers to their freedom
>>79084203
This stupid bitches face is so god damn triggering
>>79084203
>>79084633
>Lizards trying to look like niggers
>>79083542
>>79084468
too bad they are violent animelas .... oh wait...
>>79081658
So that is why dems so afraid of rising sea water, they will lose half their voter base.
>>79084801
>>79081157
Sure. Swimming is fun!
>>79081355
First post best post
Absolutely not.
Water is our last escape
>>79083474
No father figure around to teach them how.
>>79085014
Or is this better?
>>79083659
>>79085014
[Tolerance Police sirens in the distance]
>>79081157
>drowning
If you lay on your back in a pool and take a deep breath, you fucking float.
Ill never understand how people drown in still water when the human body literally fucking floats. lay face up, you fucking retards,.
>>79085187
>>79083474
is this gonna turn into a perfect square ?
>>79085222
I legit with they'd take a swimming class. Too many tragic and unnecessary deaths in the mediterranean tbqh.
People dying is never a good thing, but they still gave to go back.
>>79083411
No, the article is actually talking about immigrants in the ages of 11-14
>>79081157
Black people can't usually swim for the same reason most other races that have very muscular member can't. Their chest's and upper body isn't buoyant enough. That's just the way they are built plain and simple, sorry but most blacks will never be able to swim naturally.
If niggers learn to swim italy and the europoors are going to be even more fucked,
>>79082206
Is that the bird that whispered evils in Hitlers ear and made him do the holocaust?
>>79085675
niggers dont like pasta, they prefer chicken
>>79085363
People panic and shit.
My grandpa told me a story once about how on a dare he jumped off a diving board in a pool, even though he couldn't swim.
He didn't flail or even try to swim, just sunk straight to the bottom and didn't move. Life guards had to dive down and pull him up.
>>79081157
Black people, especially ones without mixed backgrounds need special training to be able to swim
They're naturally less boyant. I knew a guy from Togo who has the densest bones ever, like steel. Great for contact sports but he couldn't swim no matter how hard he tried.
>>79081658
>cant swim
>still go in water.
Not just one, not just this one time
http://www.ad.nl/dossier-sparta-rotterdam/verdronken-sparta-talent-12-had-geen-zwemdiploma~a0b529d8/
>>79081658
>Water is the nigger's natural enemy.
no wonder they always reek of perfume or cologne mixed with syrup.
>>79083474
Is that magnetic goo?
So the moral of the story is if you kill a nigger, throw his body in a river because nobody will ever find it.
>>79086070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfNt44pFo9o
>>79084894
>>79081658
>DeKendrix
>JaTavious
>Takeitha
>JaMarcus
>Litrelle
>Latevin
>LaDarius
None of those are names
Americans are whack
>>79081157
It is pretty obvious that water and swimming are racist.
>>79081157
Fuck the wall, dig a moat.
>>79084838
Kek
WHY CANT THEY MAKE A SWIMMING POOL FOR BLACK PEOPLE?
FUCKING RACIST WHITE PIGS!!!!
>>79081157
haha of course not.
>>79083542
I'd Airwrecka her ass doggy style.
>>79085469
Good question, Tyler. In a net-zero force field, the complex will tend towards a perfect beveled cube.
>>79083302
Underrated
>>79086701
"mater"
It just keeps getting better
>>79086236
I was going to thank you for posting, but then:
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY NEVER SHOW THE END RESULT WHEN THE GOO BECOMES THE SAME FORM AS THE SOLID MAGNET.
FUCK THIS AUTISTIC FUCKING VIDEO
>>79081157
I like how they skirt around the words "black" or "african american" to avoid being labeled racist even though they're citing facts.
>>79081355
>implying you could teach a nigger anything.
They have wide nostrils that cannot close internally like chimps, gorillas and other apes. that is why so many have a hard time swimming
>>79081658
This is so fucking fake
>>79089225
you would thing
spoiler/ its not fake.
>>79081157
>a certain demographic
lmfao
>>79085654
What are you talking about? Whites, especially Nordics and Slavs are more naturally muscular than blacks.
>>79081658
Put a swimming pool outside every bank and every store and see how the felony incidence eventually drops to almost zero.
>>79081763
i live on a lake and at least 2 niggers have drown in here so far.
>>79086701
they do, it's called a mud puddle.
>>79089225
You'd be surprised how often they drown in America. Summer just started watch the news headlines. I guarantee you'll see a few around the 4th of July.
>>79086359
They are now :^)
>>79089225
It's real
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-11172054
>>79081157
Yes. In pools full of pirhanas, sharks, nd crocodiles.
>>79081157
we just had another 2 "swedes" drowing at the annual donauinsel festival
that makes 4 that summer
>>79081157
Are you kidding? If niggers didn't love water so much, they wouldn't be drowning so much, now would they?
I mean, if you can't swim, water is the last place you wanna be in.
>>79086359
*black women are whack
>>79085732
>>79081157
I thought shit normally floats?
>>79081157
How is this even a thing? I've always heard of this stereotype but never understood why.
>>79083542
Jesus, thats how they think "Erica" is spelled
>>79085363
I think they're denser than white Americans on average, so they actually so have a harder time swimming, but that's hardly an excuse, swimming and treading water isn't hard.
>>79081157
I don't like swimming or being underwater. So take your swimming classes elsewhere white boi
It literally takes 30 minutes max to learn enough to not drown in normal water conditions. Let them keep dying
I worked as a lifeguard at an intercity YMCA during my freshman year in college. Black people are the funniest and scariest people to guard for.
The vast majority couldn't swim and would wear floaties. No matter how old they were they always brought fucking floaties. The majority of their play was either trying to drown each other in three foot water or misusing the therapy weights. This YMCA was nearby a local hospital and we were often used for physical therapy. We had a lot of floating weights and similar equipment. We also had a second, smaller pool that was heated and only went about 5 feet deep. Again, the purpose was for physical therapy, but during peak hours we would open it up for younger kids and their parents to play in the heated, shallow water. Niggers loved that pool. They would have so many of them packed into the shallow end (we still couldn't let anyone who couldn't swim go past the 3 foot mark in that pool) that they couldn't really move around. They just stood there and yelled and screamed.
There was a rule that the front desk wasn't supposed to let kids in without parents. For some reason, we always ended up with all of these niglets with no parents showing up in the pool, though. It worked to our advantage, though, because if they misbehaved we could threaten to call their parents and, if the parents weren't actually here, kick them out. I lucked out that my boss was really cool and loved me for being one of the only hard-ass guards, so he almost always backed me up with I threatened to kick people out. Once these two disgustingly fat sheboons came into the therapy pool. I don't think I've ever seen such large women who could actually walk on their own. And they wore two piece bikinis. You couldn't even see the bottoms because of all of the extra fat and the amount of underboob hanging out from their tops was more mass than a couple average double D tits on its own. They kept playing catch with the therapy weights. cont.
>>79081763
get a moat.
ultimate home defense
>>79081157
No, it's an evolutionary advantage, fuck them.
>>79101636
They nearly took the head off of a young kid at one point from throwing, attempting to run, and failing to catch one of the weights. Another guard was on duty for the therapy pool at the time and couldn't get them to stop, so they switch me in (because of the aforementioned hard-ass reputation). After arguing for a while about how playing catch with the weights isn't "physical therapy" or "water aerobics" and threatening to pull their fat-asses out of the water myself, they asked to see my boss. He wasn't on duty that day so I gave them his cell phone number. Next day he was cracking up laughing and punished the other guard for not dealing with it himself.
Now while the majority of the niggers that came through couldn't swim, there were a few that legitimately seemed to be there to work out. We would occasionally have a few teenage black boys rent out lanes for an hour or so and they would actually swim laps. Their form was fucking hilarious, though. I mean, I was never formally trained and I never swam for a team, so I know my form isn't perfect, but at least it doesn't look like I'm drowning as I'm moving forward. These kids would throw their arms and legs so far out of the water, flailing in random directions it looked like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum. They would splash huge amounts of water everywhere and exert so much energy to move at a snail's pace. Needless to say, none of the five high school swim teams that used our pool to practice or the YMCA team had a single black person on them.
Possibly the funniest thing, though, is the nigger speak.
>Ay yo, lifeguard! What feet that is over there?
>Ay yo, lifeguard! What O'Clock it is?
>Fug you, mane! I dindu nuffin, you can't take me out of here!
>Ay yo, lemme take dat swim test, I wanna jump off dat board.
>Ay yo, where da noodles at?
I can already see that niggress' youtube vid title:
>ARE SWIMMING POOLS RACIST?
>>79093525
there was a thread on /int/ asking if anons could swim or not. Literally how can a non disabled human not swim? Are they retarded?
>>79081658
>DeKendrix goes to deep and starts drowning
>6 others jump in to try save him
>They all drown
>DeKendrix is rescued by passer-by
kek, what a troll
>>79086288
kekerooney
