Michael Boy COLD HARD FACT
>>79077441
Is that a
Obligatory
https://youtu.be/dQwR0A3-xWA
It's well established that Obama prefers the company of men
Lol benis :DDD
>>79077441
It's easy to test. Somebody needs to get his/her DNA and test it for XY.
http://youtu.be/ajb6rQi647I
>>79077641
IRTB
>>79077641
I KNEW I RECOGNIZED THAT PENIS
>>79077441
But where did the kids come from?
Wouldn't there be adoption records?
Or surrogate mother records or whatever?
Someone spoonfeed me this conspiracy
>DO YOU NEED MORE PROOF??? MICHELLE OBAMA! (MICHAEL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eolGXlKttzE
If this authentic scientific forensic proof don't convince then I don't know what will
God bless Joan Rivers, may she rest in peace.
>>79078851
Find me one picture of her pregnant
>>79079502
show me one picture of your mum pregnant
>>79077912
You can't get close enough to her to get a sample directly from her body. If by a miracle you can, you'll be caught and you'll rot in Guantanamo without due process until you die.
You have to stalk the white house's garbage and hope to find a sample. But then again, they have a fuckton of people there at all time. Narrowing the sample down to her is also impossible. And even stalking the WH will probably get you caught and the US feds will consider you a terrorist or some shit.
I can think of only one way to get her DNA sample without doing anything illegal:
She needs to be set up in a public restaurant. Her every move needs to be recorded and when she finishes eating and uses a napkin, or maybe leaves drool samples on her food, those should be collected asap and taken to a lab for analysis.
It'd still take a fuckton of setup and baiting to do this, but at least it'd be legal.
Even if you do collect her sample, it'd be after she'd left, so they couldn't arrest you for anything. She left that behind, it'd be her fault.
Some vulture media outlet should organise this. The exclusive scoop could make millions.
>>79079599
Jokes on you buddy I'm a fucking leaf
it's a trap brace yourselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm-ebvDpGnc
LOL I mean kek, I though it was a crazy conspiracy.
>>79079599
...is his mom first lady of the U.S?
>>79079857
it wouldn't matter now.
if somebody wants to have the proof, they need to get her hair or something after the term is over.
BTW, I think she is a XX woman with a lot of natural extra testosterone. BLACK WOMEN HAVE MORE T, black women generally look more masculine.
Her ring finger is longer because of testosterone in the womb from her mother.
>>79077771
i fucking love this vid
>>79077441
>>79077651
A benis?
>>79080660
No, if anything the sample should be collected while her monkeyman husband is still in office. It's about maknig Obama look bad. Noone realy gives a shit about her.
Or how about this crazy theory:
She concealed carries something in her underwear at all times. Like a gun or pepper spray.
![BFST-04[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/8qDoXl1.gif "BFST-04[1].gif")
>>79079857
>not quickly installing spycams in the toilets before """she""" arrives
>>79077879
That pic has 5 hands
>obama right hand far left under knee
>gay muslim mustache left arm far right with wrist watch
>center hand holding cig with claim its 2 hands
>fingers of another hand under obama show, near his dick
You can argue its the fingers of the wrist watch hand but the wrist and fingers are way to far.
>>79077912
Feces and urine and all of that from the first family is classified top secret.
