It's been ~2 years since the Brazilian 9/11
How are you guys holding up?
>>79075656
I am still having lulz
>>79075656
60,000 dead every year
Zika virus
They're kill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IttBaD4lGq4
NEVER FORGET
Brazil? Y-you guys okay?
I don't think any Brazilian poster can even post in this thread without having instant shame.
Who cares? It was just a game.
>>79075656
Still hueing about it.
This country is shit, I hope the olympics is a total fiasco, I want the whole world to see the mess that we are living in!
I hope they burn busses, riot, kidnap tourists, kill tourists from all over the world causing a massive international incident, and I hope some of the infrastructure built for it falls due to poor engineering and kills a whole bunch of people!
I want to see shit burn this year! I want to see chaos and havoc take over the country! I want to see a fucking civil war breaking out!!!!
The happening is coming, and I gladly welcome it!
BRs are absolved, we laugh at England now.
>>79077044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLZUKqpXYzU
lol Brazil
Anyone have the webm with all of Germany's goals and the crowd reactions? Always makes me smile.
>>79077044
>>79077178
damn, I wasn't keeping up.
Why would a country bother showing up to the world cup at this point, if one of them is going to end up utterly humiliated?
"1-7" became an expression used when shit happens: it's a 1-7 after another.
People will talk more about it as the next cup approaches.
The multicultural german team defeated the multicultural brazilian team proving that race doesn't matters, only culture does :^)
>>79077703
lol
Reminder that we hold back the second half to not to humiliate them further.
It could have been worse.
>>79077081
Literally every country that hosts the olympics feels this way because hosting the olympics is a ridiculous waste of coin.
In retrospect having actually lived IN BC having the Olympics in Vancouver was awesome for us though, it was an impetus for transit improvements, and we were spendthrifts and didn't buy a bunch of expensive Ostentatious stadiums and such. I loved that shit, went downtown like 10 times.
P.S. every country that wins an IOC bid bribes them.
The Olympics are going to be a disaster, so we can at least have fun watching that.
Even Japan got in on the bantz
>>79075656
What was worse - this or England's humiliation last night?
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>>79078182
I still get chills from our olympic ceremony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXaShp8mJos
We put on a damn fine olympics and did it on time and on budget.
>>79078099
The free concerts were pretty cool too
>>79078099
*weren't spendthrifts
>>79078320
>Britain invented the sport, beaten by a rag-tag group of dentists
>Soccer is the only positive aspect of Brazil and Brazilians were crazy about it, after that they were left with nothing
Could go either way.
I guess the tiebraker would be comparing the crowd reactions between the two games.
It's basically the only thing Germ cucks can cling to these days. Let them have it.
>>79078452
that caliban quote...
>blacks and muslims in england
>"you taught me language, and my profit on 't. is I know how to curse"
>>79078320
Brazil for sure.
We scored 7-1 against Haiti so it evens out
>>79078713
Disappointment and/or outright anger at our teams shoddy performance, for the brazilians it must have been utterly agonizing to see the goals rack up one by one.
>>79078099
>iterally every country that hosts the olympics feels this way because hosting the olympics is a ridiculous waste of coin.
Yeah, but our country is so corrupt that they overdid it with the money they stole, crashing the economy hard!
I want to see people die this olympics, I seriously want to see bloodbath and carnage near and inside the stadiums, I want to see all those happy tourists getting viciously murdered so that their countries go apeshit and fuck our government up!
I want this country to disappear, only through a war or civil war can we get the opportunity to revolt and create a new country, we could call it South Brazil!
It would be great, first the 3 spouthern states revolt, followed by mato grosso do sul and são paulo. We break off from the rest of the country and draft a new constitucion.
I keep forgetting the 3rd World Olympics are just around the corner.
>>79078452
I still cringe at how bad ours was.
We had somebody running on a field of wheat or some shit to represent the praries.
>>79078452
I will remember London 2012 for the rest of my life
>>79077703
or "Every day is a different 1-7."
>implying ANYTHING can break the brazilian spirit
We face a 7x1 everyday in every aspect of our lives, you simply can't kill what's already dead
>>79078452
After Beijing opening ceremony, London was gay af tbhfam
>>79079265
>the entire show is just that street cleaner for 2 hours
>>79078966
Honestly...
People that protest during the bid = Cool guys, care about their country.
People that protest during the games, fucking over tourism and any potential profit from the games = Shooting their country in the foot because they want to throw a spaz.
I was underage B& in the years before the olympics so I had to deal with so many teenaged edgelords who didn't give a shit about stopping the bid for the olympics, because they were apolitical and shit. But once we actually had the olympics and protests were pointless and just shot our country in the foot, they noticed the worlds media was on Vancouver, and made a scene in front of the Cameras for attention.
Seriously I'm still fucking mad about that, there were more protests during the games than during the bid. Fucking traitors to their country the lot of them.
>>79079279
It had mary poppins fighting voldemort and the queen parachuting in.
Pretty hard to top that.
>>79078320
>>79078713
Nah Brazil by a long shot
>Happened at the semifinals of a major tournament
>If they had won they would have faced off against their greatest rival Argentina for the ultimate victory
>One of the biggest defeats in history
>Right in their fucking hometown
>Hosting the tournament was a financial strain to begin with, so Brazil fucked up their economy just to watch themselves lose
>Once again a major tournament so everyone watched and everyone knew
>Riots ensued in the streets
>Shitposting that literally overtook the ENTIRETY of /sp/ and /pol/
Nothing can compare to the Huelocaust: The Semifinal Solution
soccers gay
>>79078713
Brazil being at home...
>>79076027
Glorius game
> was in amsterdam on holiday
> went to a pub too watch the game
> 18 minutes late, 0-1
What.jpeg
>bought a beer and whent for a piss while friends found a table
> Come back out, 0-4
> Entire pubs face when
Glorious glorious day
one of /sp/s greatest hours
>Mexipu70s quiet so no one mentions them
>No mention of Argensilver
>4-0
>No mention of neverlands
Football just constantly keeps on giving. Its a sport made entirely out of meme magic
>>79078244
post the next page
>>79076027
>>79079684
>Huelocaust: The Semifinal Solution
oh shit
>>79075656
I am an active football player and when I was a little shit, the brazilians were the best team and heros for us. One game wont change that, I think most of the german people who actually play active in my age know that.
>>79079622
That's pretty fucking gay compared to what the chinks pulled off. You guys had some cool stuff, but their show was far more impressive imo.
>>79079976
>the brazilians were the best team and heros for us
Brown people sure get you hard dont they
>>79079684
>Huelocaust: The Semifinal Solution
>>79079615
You don't get it do you? This is not Canada, this is not a first world nation, this is fucking Brazil!
This country is shit, we fucking hate it more than anything, you don't understand the disgust we have for our government, it is all a bunch of corrupt politicians who overtaxes the population and steal over half the taxpayers money!
Every single aspect of our society is corrupted, it has come to such a point that literally no one believes or respects the government and politicians.
We don't want this so called "profit potential", we will not be the ones profiting from it in the end!
What we want is to fuck up the government so fucking bad that it dismantles itself, resulting in the balkanization of Brazil. We want the southern part to break off and leave the nothern shitskin states to fend for themselves!
We literally don't care anymore, it is as this guy said>>79079265
What is already dead can never die.
i love posting this webm
fuck you brazil
>>79078929
>Haiti
>>79079867
Here
Have my reply
comon post the fucking webm you homos
>>79080655
the reactions and goals dont match this always triggered me
>>79080474
Is this actually whats most Brazilians think, especially the part about balkanization? Cuz i wonder how a country can keep running, if its people despise it so much.
>>79080655
there we are
>>79075656
It didn't end with World Cup.
>>79076027
Looking at it again, any other team would have smashed Germany this particular game. Their defending was horrible and only the even worse game of Brazil let them win by such a large margin.
>>79075656
What kind of retarded system puts the smaller number first?
>>79080825
Nah. Only a few southern separatists that don't understand that their state can't stand all on its own.
Why almost no brazilians itt?
A-Are you guys ok???
>>79080825
Kinda. There are poeple like that guy that think the south should separate, there are nationalists who hate Dilma, there are leftists trying to convert this entire shithole in a Marx wet dream and so it goes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xHSjHCJX0M
>>79080825
>Is this actually whats most Brazilians think, especially the part about balkanization?
Yes, we fucking hate the country, the only reason why we don't protest it more often and in larger numbers is the extreme levels of police brutality in such riots.
>>79080825
>Cuz i wonder how a country can keep running, if its people despise it so much.
>Brazil
Nothing works properly here mate, we have universal healthcare, it is free but they will literally leave you to die in the line in front of the hospital withoun't ever giving you any medical attention at all!
The school system is a joke, and the food that is being served to the children for lunch is comparable to the feed that was given to slaves in the old days, literally pig feed tier meals.
Our police won't so much as give a shit if your entire family gets killed unless you bribe them, literally 9 out of 10 murders go unsolved here.
Our prison system is a joke too, we send criminals to jail for murder and release them 2,5 years later for "good conduct".
You just don't know what it is like mate, we have been born in hell, literally!
>>79081010
Brazil was the home team you uncultured swine.
>>79078452
i love my country
glorious day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLZUKqpXYzU
>>79075656
tb100%h I laughed hard in each of the German goals, was one of my happiest days. I fucking hate football and the football zombies of here.
>>79078075
I don't doubt that. Germans wouldn't want the negative press, like being called Nazis for genociding Brazil.
>>79080824
>the reactions and goals dont match this always triggered me
>>79080655
plus the braindead retard mixed them up. why not show in order? did he actually do extra work to fuck it up?
every time I watch that it amazes me how stupid that guy is.
>>79075656
That was a great fucking world cup. Really exciting.
>2 years
What the fuck really?
>>79081007
Defense doesnt mean shit when you are scoring too often for the opposing team to touch the ball.
>>79082400
Like I said, because Brazil was so shit they gave them too many scoring chances. Any other team on their day that day would have knocked Germany out.
It was a sad day for me because I was going back to brazil after my exchange program in Australia. Damn, I miss those cunts.
I still laugh about the game tho. Couldn't care less about the ball kicking nigger monkeys.
I was thinking about this the other day...
Did they lynch the goal keeper after that?
Get ready for It81i.
>>79079867
Soccer does give some good memes from time to time,,,
Also Never Forget Braz17
>>79080655
aeHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>79082796
Anyone?
>>79081429
>all those brazilian lolis though
¡NO ERA PENAL!
¡FUCK THE NETHERLANDS!
>>79078320
I always wanted to photoshop a German guy fucking this bitch from the back
>>79084014
THIS TO BE HONEST, FAMILIA
NETHERLANDS SHOULD SUFFER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79079265
>We face a 7x1 everyday in every aspect of our lives
>>79080474
>What is already dead can never die.
I didn't know Brazilians are more depressed than Finns.
>>79075656
I don't care about retardball
>>79076027
> oezil mesut
>>79084538
>yfw you post this
>>79075656
I still cry everyday.
Also, watching the vid:
>brazil is two down! they have a mountain to climb now
if only they knew,,,
>>79084014
>>79084263
>>79084669
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>>79077178
Is the british teeth meme alive still. Germany have fun being muslim in the 2020
>>79078452
>>79078452
>>79078452
>>79078452
>>79078452
no
>>79084475
>I didn't know Brazilians are more depressed than Finns.
Depressed? I would describe it as filled with hatred for their own country, depressed simply does not quite describe the rage that we have towards our country.
>>79084721
Gotta love the commentators for that match
>This is getting embarassing
>BRAZIL IS BEING ABSOLUTELY HUMILIATED
>The dream is dead
They weren't pulling any punches
>>79075656
We fucking deserved this. Our country keeps electing corrupts and leftists, but when things went wrong, always took consolation that we used to have a good football team. Well, 2 years ago marked the date when we realised we don't have even that anymore.
We have nothing whatsoever worth on this shithole. Olympic games will be the greatest failure ever.
AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. Because 99% of HUES are brain dead and deserve to get fucked over football.
>>79084954
How much did you make?
>>79085147
I like how they imply that what germany is doing is bad mannered kek
>>79077044
>only a game
>>79078929
Didn't you lose against Peru recently?
>>79080474
>>79079265
These HUES speak truth.
Oddly enough this event brought me to/pol/
>>79078929
Haiti..mfw no face
>>79075656
I cried a lot after the game.
I don't feel myself anymore since that day.
>>79085871
>I don't feel myself anymore since that day.
It can't be easy discovering that you're a faggot but you need to get over it.
>>79078099
The winter Olympics made sense here because we already had a lot of infrastructure ready to go.
Rio's a fucking mess and it's clear that money is being funneled into the project from important services the Brazilian population desperately needs.
The memes from that shitshow are still around even today
>>79085240
don't know, honestly
I know that the budget was £6.52 billion, so we went way over the already retarded set sum by a chunk
>>79079867
Messi crying and ragequitting like a sperglord drama queen was a blast to watch.
What a time to be alive.
>>79080825
The thing is, we hate the government, but most people are too stupid/lazy to figure out a solution and execute it.
When we finally made a big movement, we had no clear idea of what we wanted and most of the people who were there ended up having a "street party" drinking and breaking things.
In the end, the government fk us hard, we end up knowing it, rabble a little bit but in the next day we let it go
>>79086168
Cities should be able to host more than once. The infrastructure is still in place, why let it go to waste?
t. Lake Placid
>>79079684
>that name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUSojCb193U
>>79084475
I hate this country deep in my heart but I'm not depressed, it's the opposite, I can enjoy my life without caring at all about it but laughing about its problems instead.
It was fun. It showed that 90% of our population is made by fucking ignorants who only care about a game while their country is a piece of shit.
>>79084475
You have to consider the fact that hues who do post in /pol/ are not your average normie huebr "samba caipirinha and bunda hue", they're most weebs and gamers and are probably young adults or middle class kids in their late teens. So their frustrations are comprehensible, they will come to accept it once they're older.
By goal 5 I just called it the Brazilian Slaughter
>>79075656
Fuck its been that long? I still remember shitposting about it on /sp/.
>>79077081
Thats the spirit!
>>79077081
Nice
>>79075656
I'm still mad that they let one in at the end.
>>79077703
>>79079137
really? hahaha
but on the opposite. Germans hate themselves so much it's already forgotten.
>>79077081
Be the change you want to see. Huehue
>>79080655
The Semi-Final Solution
>>79092303
>Be the change you want to see. Huehue
Don't be silly, burguer. Im a white brazilian, that means I don't get my hands dirty, I send shitskins to do the dirty work for me.
>Feels good being the intelligent one that gives orders around, rather than the stupid moron who goes risk his ass.
>>79092584
The World Cup Final Solution
fucking germs
>>79075656
>>79093476
THATS NOT EVEN A MONKEY
>>79077081
Same here, I wish shit would go down here in that way so we get a chance to burn it all down and rebuild from the ashes.
>>79077908
Underrated, great post.
>>79094990
jawohl bruder die cucks werden brennen
>>79076027
>All those Brazilians crying
Still makes me laugh all this time later.
>>79080935
That whole fight Silva was acting cocky as fuck, dodging punches with this hands down, then gets BTFO. Silva's got some moves but I was glad to see him eat the mat on that fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDy_CfEUqD8
>>79094990
>Same here, I wish shit would go down here in that way so we get a chance to burn it all down and rebuild from the ashes.
You will get your wish sooner than you think, just keep importing muslins into europe, shit will be so funny when they start beheading leftists.
>But but, I voted for you people to be allowed here? I welcomed you into our homes, why are you going to behead me for being a homosexual?
>head rolls on floor
>crowd goes wild screaming ALLAHU ACKBAR!
>>79075656
Pretty sure it was 8-1.
>>79077081
>>79078966
>>79080474
>>79081461
how old are you?
>>79098198
OY VEY, IT WAS SIX TRILLION - ONE, NEVER FORGET THE BALLOCAUST.
>>79075656
Huelocaust was horrible, more than 60 trillion Brazilian Jews dead.
>>79098488
>how old are you?
I am 26 years old.
>those delicious brazilian tears
despite playing soccer since before being out of the womb, they still got their shit handed to them. i am still livid. as my german friend said, das ist DAS spiel
>>79098944
I'm sure you are. Do you have a job?
>>79099063
nvm, you clearly don't
considering your post times
>>79097654
Don't know why that dumbass wants to act like a Dragonball Z character
>>79099063
>I'm sure you are.
Why would I lie about my age?
>>79099063
>Do you have a job?
On this economy? Obviously not.
>>79099321
Why so interested? Just graduated from university last year, just to find myself in the worst economical crisis of the past 20 years, getting a job is pretty hard these days.
You wouldn't happen to be employing biologists, would you?
>>79078320
The only odd worse than this was the Maracanazo. Some of the hues literally killed themselves.
>>79079265
Thanks.
>>79086496
Didn't that guy die a few years ago?
>>79075656
I still remember browsing /sp/ at the time.
That level of funposting was truly a once in a lifetime experience.
>>79084475
Never trust a Brazilian who doesn't hate his country. EVER.
>>79075656
>Holding up
>>79100276
>brazilian philosophy
>>79079684
>>79079964
>>79080211
I haven't seen such a horrible defence against Germany since France in 1940.
Didn't the Mexicans get shit on even harder recently?
>>79098693
Keek
>>79079976
Good PR Podolski please stop
>>79079684
I can't imagine how /sp/ reacted.
Also. Semifinal Solution. Nice
>>79076027
DELETE THIS
>>79101437
I was in the /sp/ threads after the first five goals and it was absolutely hilarious
Fuck faggots who love divegrass
>>79075656
Shit happens....
>>79076027
All those brazillians crying made it even better 2bh
Some wounds never heal anon
>>79075656
I was in /sp/ too in a "Selbenschadenfreunde" feel. I got pissed for two things: 1) Müller didn't score more. Klose doesn't deserve to be the World Cup greatest scorer, but Müller does; 2) it was a clear sign of God for Brazilians: "my dear hue sons: have you seen what happened? The ammount of money spent, the useless stadiums, the corruption... Please, DON'T VOTE IN FUCKING DILMA, CACETE!". But people still did vote. That's why agree with
>>79077081
>>79081824
>>79085189
>>79100276
We deserved every single bit of it. Plus: I DO HOPE there will be not one, but TWO Maracanazzos in those Olympic Games: one from male and another from female team. It's my hope (pic related).
>>79102747
We don't give a shit about the Olympics
So if anything happens to shame us it will have to be something related to infrastructure or tourists
>>79075656
Making the rest of the world feel better about themselves.
>>79075656
best day in my entire life
