https://www.vice.com/read/dear-straight-guys-its-time-to-start-putting-things-in-your-butt
Not even all gay guys do that so why should I?
>>79073434
>no archive.is link
Why is this allowed?
>>79073434
>giving them clicks
http://pastebin.com/3fZsVu7f
great "news" (((((((Vice))))))))
>>79073434
Medical professional here.
Do NOT put shit in your butts.
>>79077080
>Italian (((doctor)))
leave dottore falso
>>79073434
Already do.
>>79077080
Then how will we get our Daily Dose?
>>79077440
i am afraid that i´ll have to tell you that you are a faggot
>>79077198
American education, everyone
>>79073434
This website is a parody of itself. Seriously.
>>79077080
Well that makes sense since shit comes out from there. Why put it back?
>>79077909
A faggot that has fucked a lot of women.
>>79080663
doesnt really matter as long as you also do faggot stuff
>>79073434
Vice is like that one class pervert that wants everyone to have some weird fetish so he doesn't feel alone.
>>79074197
shut the fuck up and quit crying
if youre so worried about it just paste it yourself into archive.is
>>79077198
He's from the Ivory Coast dickhead.
>>79073434
>vice
>>79073434
>Dear demographic (almost always white men) it's time to start X
When will these meme articles fucking stop?
>ridiculous lengths to achieve them like pirating porn
Are they too stupid for 2 fucking clicks ? Fucking degenerates.
>>79077080
2016 and not milking your prostate? Enjoy your ass cancer.
>>dear white guys, it's time to start sucking BBC to prove you're not a racist
>>79080844
You are right, it really doesn't matter.
few things are better than a good prostate massage.
WILL THESE FUCKING KIKES EVER STOP WITH THIS DEGENERACY?!?!!?!?!!!
GTKRWN!!!!!
>>79081754
>>79082694
>muh cummies
degenerate
>>79073434
I mean, it's true. If you haven't had an orgasm while a girl had two fingers in your ass pushing on your prostate you've never had an orgasm.
gave it a go lads, desu it wasn't worth the effort
wasn't much more pleasurable than a really satisfying shit, and the stuff you have to do to get it is gay and smells bad. stick to wanking
>>79082212
Get that HPV vaccination. It's everywhere, we carry it externally and never worry about it.
Wait, too late. Ass cancer.
>>79083679
It takes a bit of time to get it down right, and it works a lot better when you have the right tools for the job. Yes, it takes some mental effort to get past the "ew gay" factor, but from a purely physical standpoint a good prostate massage is pretty incredible.
>>79084768
not worth it then m8, not when your dick's right there
if you want to go to all that effort just to jizz in your arse then fair play to you, but it is not for me
These are the guys that voted remain
>>79073434
It's pretty hot the 5 first times or so that you try it but then guilt will overwhelm you desu
And I only tried it while pounding my ex at the same time so my masculinity wasn't totally destroyed
>>79083825
I want to clone her.
>>79073434
>Dear Straight Guys, It's Time to Start Putting Things In Your Butt
Ill start with your opinion.
>>79078157
When did the bar get so fucking low?
>>79073434
I would suggest archiving that filth, but I doubt it's even worth reading and I already have a pretty good idea of what they're going to be getting at.
>21st century "journalism"
>people actually get paid to write this garbage
Ugh. Been there, done that enough times already.
>>79078076
learn memes fag
>>79073434
> it's now homophobic not to have anak sex
What the fuck? Someone drop the nukes already. Sticking stuff up your butt is the definition of gay.
>>79086159
cumming with an object pressing on your prostate is like 10x more intense than without.
>>79073434
I tried prostate massaging once
It was messy, uncomfortable and very tiring.
Path of least resistance will always be the favourite.
>>79080663
> it's not gay i-i-i swear
Yes there is nothing gay about shoving a device shaped like a penis up your assistance everyday. There is nothing gay about deriving pleasure from being fucked rather than fucking.
>>79087396
There's a huge market in validating people's victim complex.
>>79073434
>https://www.vice.com/read/dear-straight-guys-its-time-to-start-putting-things-in-your-butt
>vice
>>79088313
why do you have that picture faggot
>>79088313
that latex handjob, brb fap
dear straightfags
please don't - you'll increase the value of dildos
>>79088150
shhhhhhhhhhh
>>79088117
I mean the article isn't about homophobia it's about how doing gay shit is perceived as gay.
personally I think men who enjoy anal play are somewhere on the fag spectrum.
There is something really fucked up with the world if even /pol/ does this degenerate shit
>>79077080
Instructions not clear, put shit in my ear.
>>79088621
Read the comments disagreeing with the article means you are homophobic.
really makes you think
>>79088629
Small minority of faggots come when you invoke their name.
>>79087396
Relatively: When Gavin left.
Realistically: It's always been shit.
>>79073434
I suffer from hemorroids so no gay things for me!
>>79088150
>When that object is your girlfriend's finger
>>79077080
Thanks Doctor Dick!
ᴵᵍᶰᵒʳᵉ ᵃᶫᶫ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ᶦᵈᶦᵒᵗˢ
>>79088555
this one?
>>79087396
>https://youtu.be/Ol9nTzDnFAE?t=5s
no worries we have jim
>>79073434
he's right though. as much as r/the_donald browsers -- sorry, nu-/pol/ wants it to be, enjoying a bad dragon isn't going to cause western civilization to collapse.
As shit as vice is for actual reporting they're not trying to say not buttfucking makes you in favour of genocide.
>>79073434
Technically, he's right, buttstuff is not gay. But it is submissive, which is worse for men in today's cuck society. You are being penetrated, which makes you vulnerable and submissive and that can have lasting effects on your psyche.
If you do buttstuff, you may not be gay, but you're certainly a faggot.
>>79089210
HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS FROM
>>79089583
Fuck off back to your bagels, Schlomo!
>>79077080
>Italian medical professionals
>>79089823
>>79073434
>not a slippery slope they said
Is this the image they went with? Were they trying to be as insulting as possible at the same time that they demand things?
>>79090086
What are the chances of meeting a chair with the same name as yourself! Amazing.
>>79089094
I am afriad to tell you that wasn't her finger anon
>>79088374
Not all of the time, but once in a while.
I don't care if it's gay.
>not having better headline
>>79088150
Like, really, go check about any prostate massage amateur porn video.
Those moans aren't fake, it actually feels pretty fucking good.
>>79088313
>It was messy, uncomfortable
Sorry but you did it wrong
>And very tiring.
I'm assuming you used your fingers which yes I'll agree can get really tiring really quick.
The thing is that your fingers are really good to find your prostate, but it's pretty much impossible to actually massage it with your fingers, they just get tired too quickly
>>79090361
What was it then
>>79088374
I mean it has nothing to do with liking males, I'd say liking things up my ass doesn't make me more homosexual than a woman liking a vibrator make her a MichaelJFoxsexual
>>79091306
I am afriad it was her...her.. feminine penis.
>>79090264
>>79089602
inb4 "real men are submissive" from the left
>>79088313
This.
Shit is literally too much effort and prep-work.
>>79091392
Literally "just because I watch lesbian porn doesn't mean I'm gay! :3"
I don't see what the problem is. My gf and I got into pegging last year. The orgasms are mindblowing. I think the first time you have a handsfree orgasm from pegging is a really special moment to share with your woman. Looking into her eyes, knowing that you both know the intimacy and vulnerability of being penetrated. We were best friends before, but now we're even closer.
>>79073434
Nah, I've had a prostate examine, just made me feel like I had to pee.
It's time to put psychotic faggots back in mental wards.
>>79093708
Women are the faggiest gender by far. What a bunch of worthless degenerates.
>>79094473
>>79098016
Stay jealous, cuck.
>>79098301
k stay getting fucked in the ass
>>79076650
>As for gay stuff, there is nothing about taking it up the butt that makes you gay. Prostate stimulation is just one awesome thing gay dudes figured out way before straight people, like boxer briefs and brunch. You're down with both of those, right? None of the toys recommended above look like dicks anyway, so if someone stumbles upon one next to your bed they won't even know it's been in your butt. You play with yourself anyway, so what's the big deal about going in through the back door?
well then VICE
>>79098626
Stay not having multiple orgasms.
>>79073434
Why?
That would just program you to be gay
>>79080970
Shill detected
>Being past the obscenity of youth
>Orgasms are still a high priority in the grand scheme of your life.
Have fun with your hedonism, faggots.
>>79094473
>>79098301
>>79098850
obvious bait
