Everyday i wake up and have to live with the fact that i am not Nigel Farage.
I cant go on like this for much longer.
So, yeah, forgot to tell you guys, can you make this into a Farage thread? I need to trigger some people on social media.
>>79073418
Kill him and wear his face
(I do not recommend doing this because it's illegal)
Is this man ever not happy?
Britain's Future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-woNlmVcdjc
>>79073659
>>79073418
Farage must be a textbook weasel. Because every time he steps into public, he makes a fool out of himself and appears absolutly harmless. He must work like a dog behind the curtains. How could he be the engine behind brexit? Truly amazing.
>>79074769
>>79074605
Perhaps in the past there were times he was unhappy. But from June 23rd on, I don't believe there's anything in the universe that can remove his smile now.
>>79074792
You underestimate him severely. I bet you also think Trump is stupid and amassed his corporate empire through dumb luck.
>>79073418
NIgel NEEDS to be PM if Trumps is POTUS, those fucking meetings would be the best
>>79074792
There's a difference between having a genuine personal and not being afraid of showing that and being a fool
I love the EU assembly laughing at him while they're sweating and slamming the 'shut it down' button that is broken beyond usefulness
>>79074963
Farage's charisma is abysmal and there is no way he gained such influence through his public appereances, ergo he must excell in his work beyond the public eye. A sentence later I even wrote this is amazing, yet people like you get offended. Please learn to read.
>>79074963
>I bet you also think Trump is stupid and amassed his corporate empire through dumb luck.
95% of the western world thinks this because the media tells them to think this
4% think he's god
1% knows he's playing 4d chess
>>79073418
Then why don't you be Nigel Farrage?
Seriously just tell people you identify as Nigel Farage.
>>79075280
>Farage's charisma is abysmal
I beg to differ.
>>79074605
Even after he almost dies he just goes back to having that wide smug shit-eating grin. Is there anything that can stop him?
Isn't Farage like a French name or something? It sounds kinda French.
Farage a trois.
>>79075280
>Farage's charisma is abysmal
that's subjective and, regardless, most people would disagree.
>>79075613
I was right holy shit. HE'S A HUGUENOT AAAHAHAHA
>>79073418
He's a good man but he aint that great. He's actually a cuckservative in alot of ways.
>>79075550
I didn't know about farage. story about that plane crash?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10613133/r
can't barrage
>>79075882
Farage was on a small plane and the pilot crashed it by accident. Farage could have been killed, but managed to only get light injuries in the face of all odds because the crash happened before the plane was high in the air. He crashed the plane... WITH NO CASUALTIES!
>>79075882
there were no survivors
>>79075280
>Farage's charisma is abysmal
lol, what? Even if you don't like the man, if you've ever heard him speak, you'd know that's demonstrably false.
>>79075882
There was a ribbon or something on the plane and it crashed.
Everyone survived, Farage is a badass.
Globalists almost got him senpai
>>79075280
>Farage's charisma is abysmal
Are you serious?
>>79075280
>Farage's charisma is abysmal
Yeah Merkel is way more charismatic
>>79073418
What an ugly, greasy mug.
How you cannot want to punch him right in his front teeth is beyond me.
The only way it makes sense is if you're a troll and you get off on the fact that people want to punch him in the teeth, but can't.
His face is literally le trollface meme in human form.
The top and bottom row of his teeth don't even align when he grins.
>>79075280
Farage's charisma is abysmal in the same way Hitler's charisma is abysmal...
>it's not
>>79073418
is He the Hitler England deserves?
>now days hitler...
![genelec2015-nigel-farage-confused[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aVuq4Zx.jpg "genelec2015-nigel-farage-confused[2].jpg")
>>79075280
>Farage's charisma is abysmal
Nice try Merkel. Old Nige is the most liked man in the world right now
I may be ill informed but Mr. Farage seems to be very well informed & charming.....from the speeches I've heard, he is not wrong......
God save the queen!
lol
Isn't he out of a job now?
>>79077439
>Isn't he out of a job now?
Make him British Prime Minister!!!
>>79073418
I drink gin tonic i eat british chips i drink british tea but i never ever ever be Mr Nigel Farage.
>>79077727
>Make him British Prime Minister!!!
Him and Trump Together = The Dream Team
>>79074650
You do realize everything is like that because of the movie's
whole infertility thing right?
>>79077091
OH SHIT
>>79075280
you see, in Britain, charisma is determined by how well you can banter the buerocrats in Brussels after necking a couple pints of bitter
by these definitions, Farage is the most charismatic man in Britain right now
>>79073418
He's the model for those grasshoppers in Sonic.
>>79077727
Do you think he would even take the job if offered? I don't know much about him. He seems like a good leader, but not everyone wants that level of responsibility.
>>79078118
>>79073659
rare farage!
>>79073659
>>79078057
The only actual response in this sea of children, thank you. Actually you put my problem with him into more concrete words. He comes off as a 'lad'. It worked and he succeeded with his goal, but his style is still unusual in the realm of higher men. It's strange that such a figure is the representation of the most important moment in the last 50 years.
>>79078573
>>79074605
U wot m8
>>79073659
MBGA
>>79078982
From today
>>79075550
REMEMBER THAT BASED FARAGE HAS SURVIVED:
> Car crash that fractured his skull
> Cancer
> Plane crash that broke his back
> Mob attack from lefties
> Assassination attempt by the SNP
> Death threats from the pilot of the plane
> An unknown figure (probably the EU) sabotaging his car
> Endless hatred from the EU establishment and left
> 30 years of cigarettes and countless pints of bitter
He carried all this for us lads.
>I will never look this smug
>>79078381
I was sick the day "you" became a meme, mind explaining the meaning?
>inb4 you
>>79079114
>This fucking globalist is touching me.
>>79075882
>I didn't know about farage. story about that plane crash?
A test, before crashing the Union.
>>79079145
>>79078844
Okay Hans
>>79079145
God wills it.
>>79079213
He really outdid himself this morning. I've never seen a man so satisfied facing a crowd booing.
>>79073418
Why do people consider him a fascist?
>>79079247
I was thinking more pic related
>>79075280
I'm not sure you know what charisma actually means.
>>79074650
Great movie, great imagery. Don't agree with the anti-capitalist pro equality youtuber.
>>79078844
the reason why Nige is so popular is because he reminds us of us, he appeals to a part of our national character which is just an ordinary british chap with some unpopular opinions, quite like most of "working" class in the country right now
we like him because he seems less like a politician and more like an ordinary guy that we might share a pint with down our local
he's no JFK, but by gahd, he is our Nige
>>79079624
to me it was about unexpected light of hope in a hopeless world.
>>79073659
this one will utterly and literally BTFO the cucks on twatter
>>79075848
y'all have to start somewhere. Might as well be with cuckservatives then work your way back.
>>79079145
Remember what the fuck you have England, don't you ever lose that man.
He's a national treasure and should be fucking knighted.
I honestly like him more than Trump. I like how he talks in front of the EU parliament. He goes so fast and hits so hard. I guess that's a brit thing.
Imagine spending 20 odd years fighting for a cause with the world against you and come out on top in the end.
Thank you, our Nige.
lads, when will are Nige settle down to be a pub landlord in the countryside where we can all congregate to enjoy a pint of bitter and a cigarette, and have a giggle about leftists as we have a game of pool
>>79075280
He went from a back room in essex to beign the most influencial man in the country (arguably the world currently). THIS MAN IS A STAR AT CHARISMER MY GOOD GERMAN FRUEND
>>79079870
>>79079847
FINALLY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
>>79080175
>arguably the world
Lets not get ahead of ourselves now
>>79079245
You weren't sick
you were on reddit
>>79079245
(you)
>>79075280
>Farage's charisma is abysmal
yes because that deadbeat carpet Merkel is quite the lightshow herself.
you know what? i don't think i can blame you guys for thinking such, since you have been subjected to fine tuned indoctrination for 70 years.
>>79078844
I understand that you Germans like people to speak in plain, boring and unoffensive manners which is why Germans are only fun when they're 3 drinks in. Go watch Tatort or play Forklift Simulator 2014, Siegfried.
He might just have the cheekiest grin ever witnessed in human history.
>>79079278
bottom font is wrong. it should be palatino linotype, size 20
t. guy who made the original image
>>79080612
>>79080377
look at your stock market cunt tell me he hasnt caused more money to be lost from the rich then anyone currently else where in the world. I am sayign he has been recently the most influencial not that he is going to continue to be or has been previously.
Learn to read you stupid fuckign yankee twat shit cunt wanker bitch whore of a dogs arse cunt nuts shit baswegwefsehiwekj3423432!"£""!
>>79073418
>>79074792
Hello, Angela.
>>79075345
>be 1%
Feels bretty gud
I don't get why Trump is portrayed like that though. How does that get him more votes? I get laughed at when I try to explain his pretty genius, even if you don't agree with his views.
>>79080999
>>79081082
>>79081183
>>79073418
Counterpoint: Each of those days you also get to enjoy not being Anthony Burch
>>79081243
>>79080908
no need to be rude sir
>>79073418
I'm developing a mad crush on Farage.
He's too damn charming <3
>>79081305
>>79081305
>bentley interior
>shitty jeep exterior
>>79081082
fuck off with this shitty sjw meme
>>79081387
>>79081464
>>79079245
Guaranteed replies
>>79081531
>>79081752
Beeb getting priorities right
Cn tr b ng lds
>>79081847
I ONLY WISH HE KNEW HOW MUCH WE APPRECIATE AND LOVE HIM.
>>79079678
Very honest explanation, thank you. You see, analyzing this offers interesting insights for future political planning, because trends in Britain tend to flow to the mainland. Better: people seem to reject aristocratic attitudes in a traditional monarchy. It might be valuable to mirror the average man when trying to grab political power. I will look into this.
>>79080576
I am very interested in key people and their traits. I don't care for allegiances and the hordes of people crying about a simple stated fact. Who is this man? How did he gain influence? Those are the important questions. Getting emotional over this matter is useless.
>>79081531
>>79081675
I'm seriously half expecting him to drop dead 3 days after article 50 is invoked or something like that
>>79082114
We should send him a birthday card
>>79082097
>>79079213
Reminds me of Šešelj's smugness in Hague
>>79082235
That needs to be Cameron's face
>>79082320
>>79082320
>>79081344
Jesus the meme energy in that room
>>79082526
>>79073418
So when is UKIP going to rebrand so they can make Farage the next PM?
>>79082015
I just watched that on the BBC news. They literally edited Nige's speech to make it look when he said "non of you have had a job" it was a response to a question about the economy.
Do the BBC not know the internet exists?
>>79082642
>>79082642
>>79082652
Oh boy, here the Tory shills
BASED MOGG WHEN?!
>>79081305
I've had that damn song stuck in my head since we won the referendum. I think Kek is trying to tell me something.
>>79082733
>>79073418
this man too much
i'm literally dying at this Brexit shit
Outsource your business to me anglo bitches
>>79073418
Garage is not 100% redpill
Why would you want to be him?
Plus his life is more than half way over
>>79082307
This needs to happen, but how is it possible to contact a man so famous?
This thread top fucking kek
>>79081531
I like this one
>>79074792
Watch videos of him eviscerating opponents in the EU Parliament.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bypLwI5AQvY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX3E2jTsEwc
>>79082891
>>79079145
The Pilot of the plane that crashed ended up losing his job as he was too badly injured to ever pilot again. Eventually he lost his wife and his family and it sent him bonkers.
People in the media riled him up, said to him that Nigel was profiting immensely from the crash. The pilot then managed to acquire a gun and told Nigel to meet him.
Much to the pilot's surprise, Nigel actually showed up,
can someone finish this story for me please i cbf to type any more
>>79082974
Because he's a fucking hero. And a soon to be legend in british history
![1467145700230[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/61YRHQE.png "1467145700230[1].png")
>>79082891
Well meme'd
>>79083033
We could send it to his UKIP office. It doesn't have to be his main address
>>79075882
Basically the globalists tried to have him murdered because he posed a threat, by tampering with his plane.
He survived the crash and went on to bring about the independence of the United Kingdom only a few years later.
>>79077091
>he's ugly
This the ad hominem of a worthless mudslime with no argument.
>>79083160
>And a soon to be legend in british history
He already is!
>>79083059
>>79077091
wow really got me thinking there I'm a #remaniac now
Fuck off Achmed/subhuman Scot scum
>>79083466
>>79083566
>>79083616
>>79083667
>>79073418
does her ever age?
>>79075280
He is literally the only politician alive today that I'd like to hang out with, m8. He's hilarious and always seems so fuckin' cheerful when he's not BTFO of his fellow MEPs.
>>79083724
think thats it lads
Does anyone know what Nige drinks? I'm guessing bitter.
>the most influential european politician is a low born englishman that dropped out of school and ran his own business, a junkyard, that liberals would consider to be beneath them
>he's a self made white business owner that's a rag to riches story and beloved by the people
>he's literally everything liberals hate
I love this so, so much.
Lads, how can I become Niges protege so he can train me to MEGA
https://youtu.be/MlN9o3g-yuA
His speech from this morning. I wonder what it feels like to know that you're the smartest man in the room.
>>79079316
Remind me of the story behind that pic again, what did the guy do? Take his dick out? I misremember.
>>79083056
ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE
>>79082656
Media is losing its power due to social media. It's nowhere near as powerful or swaying as it once was.
>>79084690
he dropped out of school because he had a decent job offer. Also I'm not sure he worked for an actual junkyard but he did definitely trade metals.
In 'the purple revolution' he said that one morning he lost 7 figures, which is astounding to me considering how many of us will never see that much in our lives.
I don't know who Mr. "brexit'' is but i'm glad he won the presidency because the other guy was total scum.
>>79075280
>Farage's charisma is abysmal
>>79083308
>ad hominem
Hm, that term is really only relevant in the context of a debate.
What I posted was just a general insult. It was not an argument and I don't know why it would be considering I was replying to
>Everyday i wake up and have to live with the fact that i am not Nigel Farage.
which isn't much of an argument either.
So, yeah, shitposting in a shitposting thread.
>>79075280
>Farage's charisma is abysmal
>Great sense of humor
>Handsome
>Great smile
t Merkel.
>>79073418
guys, I'm scared of time
Are there any good parodies of Nigel? Most liberal """""""""""""""""""humor""""""""""""" is horrendous
Taiwan took a shit at Nigel as being drunken bloke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu7rKVxWccg
>>79083498
>Fuck off Achmed/subhuman Scot scum
>posting from the United States
>implying I'm not just some rando who thinks the dude is ugly
He is though.
Couldn't care less about Brexit one way or the other.
>>79085646
>Handsome
>Great smile
Nein
dumping
>>79084612
Whenever you see him with a drink it looks like bitter.
>>79075280
His charisma is fantastic. It's literally the only reason he's got so far.
>"Oh boo he says thinks in an unprofessional way, so uncharasmatic"
The stock, textbook dry way most politicians like Cameron, Merkel and Obama talk is the exact opposite of charisma.
and no, Obama's quips at the Whitehouse press dinners he has pre-written for him don't fool me into believing he has real charisma.
I mean he's decent, but not nearly as charasmatic as the image he's had created for himself.
>>79073418
Dude's charming as fuck, I don't even understand why.
>>79079678
Any chance he takes Cameron's position?
>>79086782
He's what we imagine when we think of a Classic British lad , his name is ducking Nigel!
>>79080612
He's immensely likable.
>>79076368
The guy was nicked for threatening to murder farage at a later date. Tell me that ain't shiny as fuck.
Also his wheels were sabotaged on his car
![article-0-1A09A763000005DC-347_634x421[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GYGWOEc.jpg "article-0-1A09A763000005DC-347_634x421[1].jpg")
>>79086782
>>79086953
Exactly this. He is the poster boy for charming British Gentleman. He is the most British man in the world
>>79086400
>You will live to see the resurgence of nationalism in your lifetime
It's all gonna be okay after all
>>79086782
He cares and he know his history
>>79087347
Quite right, quite right. Stiff upper lip and all that.
>>79087188
>90% of pictures of nige has him drinking a cheeky pint
the people's hero
>>79087499
You know he used to run ww2 battlefield tours
>>79084612
Spitfire.
I want some so bad
>>79081531
Who's taken more heat in total, Donald Trump or Nigel Farage?
>>79085672
Oldfag here - be afraid, that's what gives you the motivation to do something with your life.
Cuz now it sucks desu
>>79086914
honestly, it's unlikely
as popular as UKIP was in the last general, and as well recieved as he has been by the public in the run-up and wake of BREXIT, I can't imagine that many of those who voted for UKIP purely for the sake of novelty will vote for him again when Labour is headed by Corbz and it seems like Boris will get control of the Tories, both immensely likeable characters whom have personalities to match our Nige
in fact, the ruling political classes will do everything in their power to stop this from happening
it could go either way though
either everybody that voted UKIP last time votes UKIP again and he wins, or everybody goes back to voting for who they usually vote for and he gets frozen out
that's as much as I can tell you I'm afraid
I think he's got a pretty good chance, but in case you can't tell by the way the British public just sabotaged themselves for the sheer fuck of it and left the EU, despite pressure from the Remain campaign, the British public are a bunch of mad bastards and nobody can tell you what they're gonna do next
>>79087858
Nigel has definitely been through more assassination attempts. Maybe Trump has him outnumbered on media slander though.
>>79079145
He's touched the face of god and lived
Is he an alcoholic? His face clearly looks like he´s one! But on the other hand, every british person has this unique alcoholic part of facial structure
>>79086914
Not currently, it's possible later down the line.
>>79086433
I will address this to you since your post has substance: where do you all fools get the notion from that I deem people like Merkel and Cameron charismatic? Is this hurt feelings talking or what? Farage is sly, he is likeable, he's a lad - yes. Does that make him charistmatic? No. Would you all get equally defensive if I called him physically weak? Would you also jump to his rescue and insist that I don't know what I'm talking about? You people make me sick. Absolutely unworthy in having an opinion in matters of power and ruling.
>>79078573
In the first picture he is reaching for his derringer.
Reminds me of Sid James desu, another top bloke.
>>79088508
>he is likeable
>he's a lad
>he's not charismatic
anon...
>>79085330
>>79084690
Fucking hilarious how when he was barraging those eurocrats about them never having real jobs, they scoffed and booed and all that shit as if government work produced value
And then they acted so smug when he was telling them they could work out a trade deal together, as if they're above that and it's an embarrassment for him to even ask
>>79088466
He doesn't have an alcoholic face? He doesn't have burst capillaries or the blackheads.
He is on strong pain killers because of the plane crash causing nerve damage to his spine or something and his leg and he had surgery.
So he can't drink a lot because of the pain killers.
>>79073418
y-you too?
>>79077091
yes I'm not trying to fuck him am I? I just wanted him to destroy the EU for me.
>>79081752
Fucking saved holy shit
>>79088884
So the highest quality a ruler can have is equal to being likeable these days? Spin words around all you want, the truth stands.
>>79074605
Two words:
High-functioning alcoholic.
>>79075345
He isn't just playing 4d chess-he's playing 4d chess on a 2d chessboard while everyone else is playing checkers.
>>79088023
Well, Trump had that one britcuck who tried to grab an officers gun a few weeks ago and that manlet who rushed the stage in ohio. Plus every mudman in the country wants him dead, but Nigel's been at it for so long that he might stack up in that regard.
I think Nigel has more white people who want him dead than Trump does
>>79074792
So is he a weasel or a dog or what
>German zoologists
>>79089382
Being seen as a man of the people is probably one of the most important qualities a leader can have in this day and age.
Is that a fucking SHELLSUIT?
>>79087858
Trump's only been under political scrutiny for a year. People have been trying to barrage the Farage for maybe more than a decade now.
Went to the university library today and a black guy was watching the Farage speech on his phone right in front of the main entrance.
I still don't understand what the fuck that was about but damn did it feel great walking into the library
>>79073418
Fix it fritz. Become Germany's Nige.
>>79075280
>German talking shit about charisma
M8 you don't understand.
>>79075550
>not calling that image "brexit.jpg" and using it to trigger lefties by making them think we destroyed our country
>>79088884
That's some next level post-post-ironic memery you got in that pic there
>>79079245
Here's your (You)
this man is a god.
>>79075550
I wonder if he shit in his pants when the plane crashed?
>>79075550
DELET THIS!
>>79090957
Juncker brings out the keks in me
>>79090957
Man, Juncker is such a faggot.
>>79088508
>being likable and knowing how to talk around people isn't a part of being charismatic
>>79079145
>> Assassination attempt by the SNP
Story?
>>79090957
Guy's a fucking clown. He's probably not even being silly while he's kissing that jews bald head
>>79082398
like this?
>>79077122
>>79092065
>dat unicorn
how have I lived here my entire life and never noticed that fucking unicorn?
>>79073418
nige thread?
this is my all time favourite 4chan thread
>>79092065
Perfect
>>79080578
Well, hello there, new wallpaper.
>>79092773
I am in love with this
>>79092773
He's such a smarmy fuck, I love it.
Got a video source on that I wanna hear
>>79089302
>yes I'm not trying to fuck him am I?
You tell me
>>79088508
kill yourself achmed. dont take anyone with you
>>79083566
top kek
>>79077819
>>79085078
feels pretty good, you should try it sometime
>>79085165
Dude took his dick out at a feminism rally.
>>79073418
You don't want to be Nigel. He bears the burden of leadership. It might sound very romantic to be the underdog, but I can assure you it's hell for him.
>>79093327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woaS1b_seEM
>>79088887
exactly, taxpayer funded buffoons who pretend they create jobs and trade, bunch of morans
>>79092773
Literally the most based man in europe right now
>>79085961
piss poor
>>79087978
>both immensely likeable characters
hahahahahaaa
>>79086914
no, he's not even an MP
>>79074605
He'll always have a smile, no matter what.
>>79077091
>His face is literally le trollface meme in human form.
problem?
>>79077091
Huh..... really makes you think.
Fuck off you retard cunt. Literally fucking hang yourself.
>>79094409
he is tho, ain't he?
he plays that "man of the people" roll well
his party might hate him, but the people his party represent would cream on his shoes given half a chance
Corbynites are practically a cult into their own
please, don't get the idea I'm speaking for myself, I'm being as objective and impartial as possible here
>>79079245
>being a (You) virgin
