What do you think of the Netherlands ?
I hate the niggs and browns
>>79067384
>vertical france
>not vertical gay
Pick one
Love our current leader tho. Rutte 3 we needed thouh
pure kanker
>>79067384
Act normal.
>>79067384
>What do you think of the Netherlands ?
<silly Dutch accent> GUESS I AM A CRUZ MISSILE NOW</silly Dutch accent>
The fuckers messed with our liberation of Denmark in 1660.
They're fine otherwise.
nijmegen is pretty cool
>>79067384
It was a butifel place.
>>79068424
what we do? the dutch are a bunch of faggets and NSB'ers
>>79068736
That should be our flag
>>79067384
French fry was invented there right? Or was it Belgium.
>>79067384
Toothpaste.
>>79067384
Painful fucking posters. Dry humour.
The Netherlands!
Pros:
+ Excellent engineering of the dams and lowlands
+ Quaint cities with distinct architectural charm
+ Good modern architecture
+ High standard of living
+ Good economy and work ethic
+ Cities, except for recent ghettos, are quite clean
+ Superb public transportation
+ Great biking opportunities
+ Good, progressive laws on civil liberties (cough weed cough)
Cons:
- Enormous problem of foreign ghettos full of moroccans and blacks, worst-hit city is Rotterdam, and little done to stem the muddy flood (Ironic eh? See first Pro)
- Dutch language is one of the ugliest in the world, if not the ugliest. Full of gutteral burps and phlem casting
- Poor film and music exporter
- Internet Dutch can be quite arrogant and overly opinionated
>>79067384
Literally who?
>>79067384
love it
congrats on reusing the empty prisons
[spoiler] i'm ploughing one of your women [/spoiler]
>>79067384
Where is the Neatherlands?
>>79067956
What flag?
>>79069881
who is this qt?
I visited Meppen, Germany last year and thought about hopping over and staying for a few days but don't know where to visit outside of Amsterdam
>>79068877
We had the evil Copenhagen regime on the ropes when you lifted the siege or something like that.
>>79070060
E L L A
https://www.instagram.com/p/_SPjnoqYbH/?taken-by=ella.freya
>>79067384
Quite honestly? The less I think of the nether regions, the happier i am. Nothing but cheap hookers and niggers. The best thing ever there was dropped by the raf on rotterdam in 1941.
>>79067384
i was gonna say they are like germans but less weird.
but then i saw this >>79050106
so i can say they like cabbage, potato and carrots
they hate Moroccans
idk if there are many funny dutch posters
but they're not annoying like canada and india
they seem to want to keep zwarte piet
as an insult/ invitation to niggers i guess.
i wonder if there really will be a nexit
>>79069881
>foreign ghettos
lel, we don't have ghettos. We have too many foreigners in the city yes, but they don't live in ghettos. Way too much ordnung here.
>poor music exporter
But m-muh EDM, muh hardstyle
Can't say I like it, aside from the smaller towns, and the pleasant-sounding language. They hate "racist" jokes, which I thought is really odd. Stroopwafels remind me of Dutch people, I can smell the baked syrup whenever I meet a Dutch person. lol
I have a friend from Urk.
>>79067384
i traveled around the world for some time and one of my stops was the netherlands, i liked it so much that i stayed for 2 years, dutch people are actually fun to be with.
>>79070943
>But m-muh EDM, muh hardstyle
The (((government))) will always promote the lowest-tier of "culture". I love Dutch neofolk. The language itself is also very pleasant to listen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XODD54ymnwI
>>79067384
You mean holland?
Pretty cool swamp Germans, needs to exit EU
>>79070943
Enclaves are probably a better word.
>>79069881
don't forget we have good beer, beautiful women and huge dicks.
>>79071558
fuck you texas
Degenerate but nice painters.
>>79071786
i think hungary won the euro dick contest
>>79071056
>pleasant-sounding language
what
>>79070943
>lel, we don't have ghettos.
Yes you're right. They're more like islamic enclaves.
>>79071558
Yeah Holland.
That name will always piss off the hicks in all the irrelevant backwards provinces.
>>79073559
t. ahmed
besides they're responsible for massacre in srebrenitza they're cucks as well
>>79073559
Only the autistic give a fuck about that. It's a marketing ploy.
t. Utrecht
Grenzen dicht wanneer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-SnkWCNBLQ
what's the chance of this happening?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-SnkWCNBLQ
>>79073740
>they're responsible for a massacre of Muslims
>>79067384
I think we have the highground.
>>79067384
Nederlands is poop contrie kek
>>79073928
>>79073942
nadionalisme-geest
>>79073942
36,2%
schmoke and a pancake ??
you're nice guys, bit of stoner culture but so do we you are so similar to the English it's unbelievable, much more than any of the other europeans. but then we were ruled by the oranges too for some time.
>>79069881
>tfw living in rotterdam
>south
My grandfather just calls it "New Istanbul".
AND A FUCKING MOSQUE IS BLOCKING OUR VIEW OF THE KUIP REEEEEEEEEEË
Rebel scum.
>>79074556
Pls post the image
>>79075333
Istanbul is actually more beautiful than Rotterdam.p, more strategic, way better nature and more beautiful architecture. They have more churches than we do either.
>>79069881
Solid post except that we do export a lot of quality music, even though it's quality degenerate music (EDM). I like it myself though.
>>79067384
Immigrant here, Netherlands is nice and the Dutch are great.
>>79067384
They like to abandon colonies, boycott their own people and pretend as if they care in 2016. Britain did a better job in SA than what the Dutch could dream of doing with their shitty, bankrupt VOC
>>79067384
Pros:
Nothing
Cons:
Too many muslims
Too many atheists
Too much weed
Not America
>>79067384
Pick one name you dutch faggots. netherlands.. Holland.. you cunts exported your religious psychos to southern Ontario. Literally as bad as Sharia muslims except its jesus instead of allah.
>>79076008
>>79067384
Too bureaucratic and not enough lebensraum.
I want to move to America ASAP.
>>79078619
Fuck off VOC was the greatest company that ever existed.
>>79067384
Zurück ins Reich
>>79075333
I live in Rotterdam as well dude, west actually.
I really like them and everyone I know does. Such a shame that most I met thought we were subhuman monkeys. They are good, fun and honest people, and the ones I met that didnt think I was a mexican are among my best friends
>>79080715
How the fuck do you even meet so many Dutchmen?
>>79075333
>De 2e plek vieren
>>79080715
>Such a shame that most I met thought we were subhuman monkeys
I laughed pretty hard m8
Thanks
I dink dat da Dutch really need to work on da "th" sound in English.
>>79067384
A
FUCKING
TOOTHPASTE
>>79081526
Kek, accurate.
>>79081608
A
FUCKING
LEAF
There I did it to myself
Hate them
it has prostitutes and windmills
>>79067384
I'm pretty hopeful. With Wilders as a favourite in their next general elections and a subsequent EU referendum, they may just be able to save themselves.
>>79067384
never been there, don't think i'll ever have a reason to.
10/10 do not give a fuck
Never1stplaceland you mean.
Full of chokers cant do anything right and I hope they all drown for being a cheating piece of shit low """country"""
>>79069881
This is correct.
>>79082003
7-0
went there to visit my (now ex) gf, beautiful place and I felt really comfortable
Is Leiden a usually nigger infested place? I have barely seen brown people and we went out on New Year's too and no Taharrush anyway even though they are building an Islamic Center near the student dorm where I stayed.
Captcha was waffles.
>>79067384
Beautiful country. Very clean; much more than France and Belgium.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10613133/r
mebbe
>>79082003
Era penal
>>79069881
You forgot:
+ Outstanding road system, even though public transportation is great in its own right. I never had such a delightful driving experience as in the Netherlands. The intelligent use of roundabouts keeps traffic flowing, and the smart traffic lights are awesome.
In America I have never pulled up to a traffic light that just turned red, and have it turn green again just so I could go through. That was the coolest thing ever.
+ Zwarte Piet
>>79081526
It's because if you use 'th' in Dutch you get sent to a speech therapist.
It just sounds wrong. I don't use it in Spanish either. I don't give a fuck.
>>79067384
Good country, would be improved by Nexit.
Maybe it can have currency union with Britain.
>>79083182
I was dreaming about this this afternoon while miring Farages speech
>>79068176
You can't use spaces in html5 tags faggot
>>79083024
A portion of retards from the Netherlands and Belgium try to get rid of Zwarte Piet.
>>79083049
Exactly it feels like you are going to spit someone in the face.
>>79069951
On the bottom of that sea between the UK and Germany
I think the Dutch people are extremely perverted. When I was in middle school, we were watching a documentary and science class and the person who invented the microscope was a Dutch guy. The same guy was also the first person to observe semen under a microscope. I feel like I was the only person who caught the coincidence in class and ever since I've got the Dutch are perverted people And it's kind of true because the women are whores
>>79067384
a place in need of a few nukes.
>>79084179
> hey I just invented this cool microscope
> can look at really small things so cool
> unzips dick
> cum on slide
> look at it
>>79084179
they used to make degenerate colorclimax porn in the 70s, i mean really degenerate.
>>79084276
We already have a few.
>>79084339
> wow so this is what they call a shower
> take a dump
> try and stomp a half digested burger through the drain
>>79084450
what are you waiting for then? End yourself semi German :^)
I have never seen a mountain irl
>>79084692
They're not our nukes, America would get upset if we used them :(
>>79084339
It could've gone your way.
> hey I just invented this cool microscope
> can look at really small things so cool
> unzips dick
> look at it
>>79078972
>Too many atheists
Indeed, but the Netherlands has also the most hardcore Christians in Western Europe.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_Belt_(Netherlands)
>>79084179
It's because all the Reformed Christians came to North America, leaving all the heathens behind.
>>79085400
ahh well its not fun being a vassal state of mongrels and nigger. Oh well if that is your lot in life.
>>79086122
>scandinavian
>>79086307
yes and I am being so sincere and not sarcastic at all.
>Kill yourself friend :^)
>>79085920
>Polio unheard of in Europe for decades
>Pakistan is clear of Polio
>India is clear of Polio
>Afghanistan is clear of Polio
>Polio outbreak in The Netherlands
If you get polio, it's god's will.
t. bible belt
>>79080894
Many come to Buenos Aires for the nightlife
>>79067613
First post best post
>>79067384
They're bringing weed, they're bringing edam, they're bringing hagelslag, they are lusty fat cheeseworms, and some, I presume, are good people.
>>79071786
For another 30 years, until you become a mixed race majority Islamic Republic
>>79087152
As someone living in Amsterdam I can confirm this, time to migrate to US, AU or NZ.
>>79072064
hahahahaha yess. finally something important that even a Philippino know about us.
>country of the big dick
>>79067384
I love the Netherlands. I used to live and work in Roermond in South Limburg.
There are cutural differences but that's no bother. Dutch and English are close in culture.
We English are more socially conservative than the Dutch. I'm not criticising; it's just an observation.
I did miss the mountains of my homeland, though (pic). Netherlands is flat.
I loved sitting at a coffee shop with my Dutch gf and watching the world go by.
I tried my best to learn the language, but everyone wanted to speak English with me.
>>79088142
>I tried my best to learn the language, but everyone wanted to speak English with me.
I had the same experience when I was there. I would try speaking to strangers in Dutch and they would reply in English. ;_;
>>79088142
You call that a mountain?
>>79088142
Yo England bro. I want to travel your country this summer for a midweek. Any tips and locations?
>>79088142
>>79088533
This is indeed a strange dutch phenomenon. It must be our merchant tradition or something.
>>79088816
Our highest """mountain""" is 322 meters high, the rest is as flat as a pannenkoek.
>>79088533
well desu it is just annoying when tourist and foreigners try to speak danish.
I guess the Nederlanders feels the same.
>>79088533
Dutch people really, really like to show how "gifted" they are in English conversation. It's a bit sad.
>>79067384
I don't
>>79089376
and yet you feel the need to contribute, burger. shows much about you
>>79083024
Yeah I definitely agree on the roundabouts here. In the town where I live, there use to be traffic lights at a pretty busy traffic junction, so during the peak hours of the day there were always massive traffic jams. Few years ago it's been replaced by this very cleverly designed roundabout and I've never seen a traffic jam ever again at any time of the day.
kikes of europe
>>79067384
my favorite european country to go on a trip to.
+weed
+festivals
+music
+300% more relaxed than germans
+tons of cheese
+pannekoeken
+beautiful dutch girls
can't even think of anything negative. love you netherbros.
>>79069881
we have uhm afrojack haha checkmate
>>79089223
When tourists come to America we expect and appreciate them to speak English.
Tall
Dude weed lmao
>>79073740
croatian hypocrite strikes again
fuck off
Would the Netherlands be a good place to move to?
>>79090192
No we're full fuck off nigger.
Amazing country with a unique culture and language.
Hope they are the next country to break from the shackles of the EU.
The only complaint I could make is that the red in their flag should be replaced by orange.
Love from a pro-British Scot. <3
>>79089376
Can i send you a brochure? You would love it here. Bring the kids and visit burgers zoo. Take the wife to rotterdam and visit the great clothing shops. I bet she will award you afterwards. If not? We have the best professional stress relief district in the world. Holland, a country so nice they named it twice!
>>79090253
What if one has 100% Frisian blood and their name ends in -stra?
I visited family there once. Country seemed nice. Amsterdam was boring, too many american college student tourists getting high. I went biking in Westerbork and had lunch in a sunflower field and got lost and found this satellite array.
>>79090047
each to his own. Im not judging. However most Americans I know can speak only one or at max two languages so it is just easier to let you speak what you can.
>>79090192
Have fun visiting the Netherlands! I will rape your newborn if you try to stay...we are full. Go see Utrecht, it's great!
>>79090374
>Love from a pro-British Scot. <3
a rare breed indeed.
>>79067384
Unfriendly and highly-liberal people, disgusting food, ugly language, only known for its whores and weed, full of niggers and muslims. All in all, an irrelevant shithole.
schipol's interior looks like a fucking ikea
>>79090685
especially frisians can fuck the hell off.
They don't even consider themselves Dutch so they can die out for all I care.
The villages are cute as fuck. They all look like this.
Shit tier.
>>79091189
i dont like that. Id rather have big roads with single houses with lots of lebensraum
>>79088816
No. I don't, the area I live is on very high ground. It's in a mountain range - the Pennines.
It rises gently from the coast and peaks where I live.
Pic is near my home. I think we can agree that it's a mountain.
>>79091171
neuk u neger
>>79067384
Good cheese.
Good beer.
Everyone is tall.
Pretty girls.
Windmills.
Flat.
Amsterdam.
Kickboxing.
>>79091060
Stay out of Holland and visit the other provinces. You sound like you only went to Amsterdam.
>Ugly language
Ok, that's very fucking true
I definitely wouldn't feel tall since everyone's a fucking lanklet. But it still looks like a really cool country. It's one of my top 3 countries that I want to visit
>>79091171
You're an idiot Frisians consider themselves Dutch.
>>79091383
Now say it in frysian. You better get used to backwards medieval blabbering if you want to live there.
>>79090745
This is the first time ever i've seen someone say they've been in Westerbork on 4chan, the place where i grew up!
>>79085571
KEKEKEKE
>>79091651
t. sjelke flopstra
>>79087152
>>79089989
LOL at these different perspectives. Afraid burger is right though.
Ik vind Nederlands nog best mooi klinken.
420 BLAZE IT FAGGOTS
>>79069881
>Good modern architecture
Dude no
>>79092227
Markthal is pretty amazing from the inside, too bad it's fucking expensive.
>>79092135
Hoewel Engels en Nederlands best dicht bij elkaar liggen, klinken we helaas toch als zandnegers.
>>79092227
Some of the beat architecture in the world you fucking idiot
>>79091674
nee jim
>>79092483
Postmodernism is cancer imo
>>79092227
what is that thing
it looks like a dystopian future prison block.
>>79092766
about taste is not to twist, burger
>>79067384
If they would happen to seperate from Friesland, they are welcome to join the kingdom of Belgium.
>>79092135
ik ook. ook het fries.
Translate
Butter, bread and green cheese is good English and good Fries.
Bûter, brea en griene tsiis is goed Ingelsk en goed Frysk.
>>79092934
that thing looks like a giant cheap plastic bin.
and the top looks like greenhouses. is that where all the weed is grown?
>>79092483
>>79092934
We're guilty too though.
>>79092934
I agree, if it were half as large I wouldn't care. The size of the building is impressive.
>>79092934
Looks like a futuristic battleship in drydock.
>>79092961
people live inside the walls, the inside of it has a huge market with restaurants.
>>79082514
thats in germany, not netherlands
>>79093178
Its a weird cruise ship on top of a building.
>>79092934
One could argue about the exterior but Stedelijk is one of my favorite museums
>>79075333
>A mosque is blocking the view over the Kuip
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED?
>>79068736
That's not aquafresh tho :(
>>79091023
I'm not going to spit on this 413 year old Union because the boat is a little bit rocky. Hope the SNP are hung for treason.
Full of try-hard memers that are all bluepilled libs.
>>79071056
I do not know one person who doesn't like racist jokes in the Netherlands
>>79093479
>Loppersum
>>79067384
Good country to live in but those people are vile hyenas, always talking behind your back and attacking you with passive aggressive stuff. You also wont be able to befriend them unless you show signs of wealth and education.
>>79093710
The same here, we crack jokes about the Swedes all the time.
>>79093178
Zwijgt stil of ik maak men eigen nog kwaad.
>>79067384
Spinoza and tulips.
>>79067384
Belgium was a mistake
>>79093808
>always talking behind your back and attacking you with passive aggressive stuff
That's why we're known for being direct (rude in the eyes of foreigners), right?
>>79094019
Giving up New Amsterdam too
>>79093844
Wait, is that a roof without roof?
>>79067384
Heretics.
>>79093844
>building a roof which can't act as a roof
>Belgian ''architecture''
>>79094019
Still is tpch
>>79094329
The rudeness is a good thing, it's usually justified because it calls people out on their nonsense in conversations. But they are often still passive aggressive backstabbers when you don't conform to their retarded cultural habits.
Not all dutch architecture is terrible
>>79069881
>Ferry C
>AVB
>Old Tiesto
Dutch are actually musical talents although the modern EDM label has ruined most of the todays music sub genres
>>79095158
Didn't know you've dedicated a whole building to toilet fresheners.
Impressive.
>>79095158
>>79075333
Rotterdam east here, close to Capelle a/d IJssel. Feels good to live in a white upper class area.
Keeps my teeth squeaky clean. :)
In all seriousness, crossing my fingers for Nexit. You're alright.
>>79067384
aquafresh
> went to Rotterdam two weeks ago for a job interview
> always travel with a knife wherever I go.
> Went using public transport
> browse the web on my phone
> hear the announcer say the next station is Rotterdam-Zuid
> feel the train slowing down
> put my phone away
> feel in my pockets to know the location of my knife
> that moment 3 fucking moroccans come onto the train
> they start casing everyone, getting close to people with phones in their hands
> paranoid as I am, I keep scanning around me, and keep passing them whilst looking around
> they start start staring me down
> just keep look around a little
> they start speaking that whatever mountain-goatfucker language to eachother
> start cracking my knuckles
> they get off at the next exit
I fucking hate moroccans.
Had they jumped me, I would've stuck two of them in the neck, and hope I hit an artery.
>>79071786
> holland
> good beer
yeah right
>>79070463
Amsterdam is an extremely ugly and dirty city, its possibly one of the worst cities I have ever been to
>>79078619
It wasn't our choice, dear boer, the government was trying to be switzerland against the peoples will
>>79092227
Dude, fuck off. I'm from Amsterdam and even I think that thing is awesome. Not necessarily beautiful, but surely awesome.
>>79067384
I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.
I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.
Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.
Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.
>>79067384
They forgot about us
