ITT:
Juncker appreciation thread
>>79055987
Get lost greasy basterd
>Italians; Literal scum
>>79055987
This picture really captures modern media quite well.
>>79056077
>being this mad about big J
I see the master troll has done his work
the EU is so butt hurt
did they think they owned the UK?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPgiI46FCDU
>>79056198
This desu
>>79055987
>Juncker
Not a good family name
I really want to have a pint with Farage.
>>79056448
The EU is such a meme club, holy fuck.
>>79055987
>Oy vey the goyim can't know
>>79055987
>1,2 mg/L of alcohol have been deposited in your blood.
https://youtu.be/XPgiI46FCDU
>>79055987
Holy fuck, he's butthurt.
>>79056448
Who is this guy again and why is he doing this sort of shit?
/pol/ can't handle the banter. SAD!
>>79055987
who is junker?
>Juncker will live to see his Union crumble apart, then die achieving nothing in the world
>>79057301
President of the European Commission, highest authority in the EU.
>>79055987
serious question: why is he blocking the camera?
>>79056448
>>79057364
nah, he's actually going to federalise the EU, it was his campaign promise
>>79057470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFxBhDSK9s
How can /pol/ even compete?
>>79057415
>>79057301
And this really highlights the problem.
He has more authority in your country than your democratically elected leaders and the average person doesn't even know who he is.
Wake up Europe!
>>79057556
He was fucking wasted. It is well known that he sips Cognac in the morning.
>>79057551
>>79057473
Even if he tries it'll just drive other members away faster. France already has a really strong anti-EU sentiment and the Union is done without them. There's a reason Soros is saying Brexit will be the disintegration of it.
>>79057556
the absolute madman
Lets have more Juncker!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWPiPuaflgU
>>79055987
Does anyone have the video of him chimping out against Nigel today?
I just saw it on the news lmao
>>79057757
Nah, FN and all the other "right" wing parties in western EU countries are a meme, and eastern EU cunts benefit too much from being a part of it. The brits were the only ones who taught they were being fucked over, while they actually were benefitting a lot.
>>79057998
What the fuck is his problem?
I love him! He has the carisma to drive the UE into the golden age.
Everybody wanted fucking fish&chips out of EU after they forced to accept slavs in the Union just to stop the integration process.
Now we can go on. And little britain will have to accept our terms.
>>79057467
highest authority of the european union blocking the camera of the man who lead the uk to leave the european union
>>79057707
Well he is from Luxembourg, and they do have one of the highest rates of alcohol consumption per capita of any country.
>>79057415
But I didn't vote for him :^)
>>79057707
Got any source on that? I mean he's obviously hammered all the time but I'd like to see who actually talked about it in the media.
he will go down in history as lenin's second coming
only this time he failed
jesus fucking christ this man is insane!
>>79057943
They were joking there, he simply got him by surprise, but Juncker is that kind of person who is always "touching" others and can get annoying sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmOscU-Rh2U
>>79058349
>frans timmermans
aka a living glob of globalist slime
>>79057930
They actually get on quite well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh2oFg4PY1U
Junker... Junker... Hmmm.. Where do I know this name from?!
>>79058078
just look into their eyes.
You KNOW they fucked.
>>79058427
He is so CUTE kawaii!
>>79058279
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/10874230/Jean-Claude-Juncker-profile-When-it-becomes-serious-you-have-to-lie.html
>At the beginning of this year, Mr Juncker was forced to deny that he had an alcohol problem after Jeroen Dijssebloem, the Dutch finance minister, described him as a "heavy drinker".
The rest of the article is pretty much worth reading too, it features a bunch of interesting quotes and information about the guy.
Krauts have started the propaganda war about anglos. This is the kind of educational program every german kid must watch
(((Juncker)))
>>79058499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dzX90dVGMU
it was this one, i wished it started a little earlier
>>79058127
Do you honestly believe that or are you just bantering?
>>79058086
Alcohol, literally drunk 90% of the time
>>79058911
What difference does it make?
>>79057682
Jesus Christ.
>>79055987
Is he drunk again?
Most seem to hate Juncker, but it's rather clear that he's the kind of leader figure that Europe needs. Of course most people hate him. The vast majority of people also couldn't tell the difference between a short and a long, don't know a thing about the Laffer curve, think the Gaza strip is a fashionable new pubic hair-do.
I wouldn't trust the slimy, tax-evading bastard as far as I could throw him, but he is as necessary as taxes to a functioning economy.
We live in an age of idiocracy, in which ignorance is not only tolerated, but encouraged. Despite living on a continent with high education standards - most people are as sharp as a bag of wet hair.
In a time when the Chinese and Americans are ruling by outnumbering the rest, the only option for Europe is to have a leadership that ignores the masses and pushes forward to keep the US and Chinks at bay. I'd rather have a controversial and undemocratic Juncker than to bow to the will of the ignorant masses and 27 wannabe Napoleons.
>>79059096
I think you meant always
>>79055987
>this cuck wants to be in the EUSSR
>>79059294
>people who don't agree with me are ignorant
If you think that Juncker has the people of Europe's best interests at heart you are delusional.
Juncker and the EU care about big business first and foremost.
From the single market and single currency to the freedom of movement of labour, the entire EU is designed to erode national sovereignty and cutural identity for the benefit of multinational corporations.
>>79058489
Can't stand him, he got in the commission over the dead body's of mh17. Not once did he spoke in facts.
>>79055987
Juncker is like a cool and super friendly uncle
>>79059294
.......so you want a right wing totalitarian capitalist as leader of the EU?
The only problem is that although he is possibly economically right wing, he seems to be socially left. you have your migra-""""""syrian refugees""""" being brought in by the millions. The net result is negative.
It's like doing cardio while eating a bucketof fish and chips and hoping you'll lose weight.
>>79057757
People does not hate the EU, people hates the EU politics, therefore they are going to do a massive switch that will make Europe a right wing continent in order to stop the andti EU sentiment
>>79058869
>all this butthurt
>>79059294
Fuck off Londonistani shill
>>79058869
i hope they will give as a break and focus on them for a while
>>79060007
>Implying the EC will recognize this
Have you seen how the EC treats Hungary and Poland?
How they've reacted to the referendums in France and Netherlands?
(((Juncker)))
>>79055987
The jewish salt runs with reckless abandon.
>>79059987
Juncker has no power in that field.
He it very important in every economical matter, with immigration be can't even lift a finger.
>>79059805
>If you think that Juncker has the people of Europe's best interests at heart you are delusional.
>Juncker and the EU care about big business first and foremost.
Welcome to reality. Those who have the support of the big multinationals on their side, rule this planet.
>>79055987
Can't junk the Juncker.
>>79057682
Why hasn't this creature been gutted, quartered and his body parts put on display in various parts of Europe? He's a fucking tyrant.
>>79056448
Jesus I am very ashamed of those in charge. We should not have such people 'leading' us at all.
You know the fact is? The EU works because
of the free trade etc and the easy currency. But this is already set and rolling. None of these people are people we actually need, none of
these people have delivered us a single Euro only if you are a country poor as shit and leave your hand up.
.
We don't need them, leaving is too expensive so we just have to get them out.
Remember /pol/, the jews fear the samurai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEx7uCFX_nA
We need to import samurais.
>>79055987
Fuck him
>>79057364
>>Juncker will live to see his Union crumble apart, then die achieving nothing in the world
> Cash rules everything around me:
> Treaties, get the money
> Euro, euro bill y'all
>>79060007
They could definitely shift the people's opinion by that, make it a union that actually cares about European rather than Abdul & Co
However, they never will. They are too ideologically blinded to even realize that it is the only way to save the EU.
>>79057682
Last comment is pretty true tho
>>79057277
Juncker and Martin Schulz I guess
>>79057682
>He has more authority in your country than your democratically elected leaders and the average person doesn't even know who he is.
If he can dissolve your national parliament (or whatever equivalent you have), then your country deserves to be subjugated by Europe.
>>79058394
He could have been fairly popular if his political views weren't straight satan-tier
>>79056314
what a fucking joke
>>79056448
For context, the man on the left is Juncker who wants to kill all white people and the man he is kissing is the one in charge of who gets to speak during EU debates.
>>79055987
This should be captioned "modern media in a nutshell"
>>79061467
Whats goingon heree
>>79057682
>He has more authority in your country than your democratically elected leaders and the average person doesn't even know who he is.
No he doesn't
>>79061553
> What are you going to do, pineapple?
>>79061467
Why is Junker so fucking weird? Does he have a head feeling fetish or something?
>>79061658
Shhh only dreams now
>>79061252
You could argue he is.... Politically incorrect
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>>79056308
They think they own all of us, but that their dictatorship is benevolent.
This is actually quite funny, save'd.
>>79061809
Because he is drunk 24/7
>>79056308
I love fucking Brits for cucking EU leaders this hard. I'll never make "t. Muhammed" remarks on brit posters ever agian.
>>79055987
juncker is a rich boy career politician praying on us Europeans with absolutely no regards to our security, dignity or existence.
He will remembered as one of the biggest parasites in the history of western civilization.
>>79060830
damn, he slapped "lepi zoki" (our ex pm) too?
>ywn get drunk with Junker and talk about how democracy is stupid
>he will never kiss you on the cheek
>>79055987
Wow trying to stop photo's being taken because he's making them look like idiots and they're butthurt about it that says it all right there.
>>79062385
> Mad lad, calling in.
>>79062576
One of us needs to sacrifice themselves for the greater good and become Juncker's booze buddy
Slowly redpilling him while he's completely wasted.
Why do eurocucks enjoy being governed by these sociopaths that have no accountability.
>>79055987
What a salty cunt.
>>79062089
I've never witnessed a drunk person act like this.
Is it a euro thing?
>>79062760
We don't.
There's a reason only one country was asked so far. They know exactly what the answer would look like in most other countries so they don't even ask.
>>79056448
>>79059294
>I don't trust him but I'm glad he's in charge
>we're actually all idiots
>to combat America and China we need a dictatorship here in Europe
Get fucked and die. I'd sooner be free in a 51st state of America than be under the jackboot of junker.
What is he defending us from? What is he defending? He's not defending our culture, our democracy, our way of life, our people. The only thing that matters to that lot is money, and look at what a great fucking job they've done defending the European economy.
Nah m8 I'd sooner bow to the ignorant masses than that slimy little Belgian fuck.
>>79056314
We all deserve better than this. Especially Europe. Especially us.
>>79062739
> Implying you could keep up with him
> Not waking up the next day, with five new treaties signed
>>79055987
why are kikes so childish
>tfw you get into that golden age where you can do all sorts of crazy shit and play it off as slight senility
junker got it all
>>79058869
this is the german equivalent of the late night show with John Oliver. Its a co-host who used to be funny and borderline racist, which is probably why he gets that part
>>79063118
We obviously disagree in this regard.
PS: I do believe he is from Luxembourg, not Belgique.
Juncker, more like junk
>>79063351
he was PM of Luxembourg and made the country rich by making it a tax haven with banking secret aka cheating on the EU.
>>79058911
What i believe doesn't matter.
What matters here is that UK has no negotiation Power vs 27 states.
The quicker you realize your politicians are a bunch of incompetent liars the better. The same goes for your global irrelevance.
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>>79063161
> Valar morghulis
Why is Nigel still there?
Didn't he achieve his goal?
JUNCKER AND EU WANT TO SIGN CETA WITHOUT THE EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT.
>>79061805
>continue being excellent source of manganese and vitamin C
>>79063619
Why did your representative give him a standing ovation?
Because he's right, and he deserved to tell those elitist wankers to sod off.
>>79063619
His work is never done, and now the EU has to deal with two more years of his smug face
EU is literally the >Holy >Roman >Empire of our times, now when do we get our own 30 years war and Voltaire?
>>79060830
>>79061467
this is a high level pimp
>>79056448
>(((Juncker)))
>(((Schultz)))
>>79063809
>your representative
u w0t m80?
>>79055987
KEK
>>79063749
> I told you we would take care of your homosexualls.
> With EU money they can be fagots on the web too
>>79062739
you can't redpill people who know but don't care
Juncker knows all you know and more. He doesn't care. He cares more about slapping world leaders like they're below him.
>>79055987
what the fuck is he doing?
And didn't he get reprimanded by big Angie for saying unnecessary things after the referendum?
>>79062985
>>79063619
UK didnt even apply for exit yet. From then on theyre a member for two years until they are finally out.
>>79058059
a fuckin bulgar
>>79062739
The politicians know exactly what they are doing they just don't give a shit and they're been told what to do by certain powers that be cough cough SORROS
>>79063617
hes whispering see you tonight bigboy
The e-jew is run by lunatics.
The UK broke away just in time.
>>79058059
>benefitting a lot
>UK was benefitting a lot from a trading partner they have a massive deficit with and is quickly becoming less and less of a portion of its business
>implying
>>79055987
>>79064172
this is what john olliver will look like in 10 years??
I guess his show will be over by then, he is already too ugly as is..
>>79055987
He is fucking awesome, period.
>>79064635
>it's 2026 people!
>>79064465
Jamie lee curtis gave me a big boner for a 6 years old
>>79058869
>)
3 pubs in gran canaria, he forgot benidorm
>>79058716
thanks
>>79057470
Nigel is going to have a permanent pepe face from now on, isn't he?
>>79064635
>>79064857
fucking kek
Drink problem? wat.
>>79057277
junker and schultz
commission president and parliament president
its a communist thing.
>>79056678
Neither is "dickshit" indian fag
>>79062985
>>79063617
Hail Hydra!
>>79063617
>>79064465
>our news reported he kissed him
kek
>>79063955
This actually makes more sense than i would like to admit.
Is this the european Biden?
>>79066048
> "Your man and infastructure have been important ... till now,Soros!"
>Mister Joonker? Britain have a better idea!
>>79063619
Nigel now has two years of being paid for basically throwing banter in the EU.
He's going absolute madman. He is the most important man in World politics this year and is never even in any government.
Why is this pedophile always laying his hands on everyone? Especially so many men? WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?
>>79064376
>two more years of smug nige in EU parliament
Cant wait desu
>>79067919
>>79058869
That's just sad and pathethic
Have a little self respect. There is so much you can laugh about the brits without passing for such a butthurt bufoon
>>79058954
This.
He is a drunk.
OK many of the Eurocrats a drunk due to big lunches and muchos wine, but really he is pretty bad.
>>79068193
Only thing is he' at least rubbing up against females, Juncker is a full blown fucking homo!
>>79063617
This is the best pic. Superb. lol
>>79060830
When is he next meeting Putin?
>>79068460
I know, it is sad.
Maybe if we would work closer with americans, we would be able to overcome he homo problem.
>>79057682
But that depends on the country desu
>>79068193
>>79069475
>>79069545
>>79058199
>>79057707
Top kek, luxembourgian here, this is funny
>>79069596
>>79069475
>>79069793
please be trolling
Time for a Federal Europe!
>>79069475
Kids lookin down the barrel of a gun
>with armor piercing aids
>>79068945
>>79062385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPfThEF9M_k
>>79070514
> He is a maniac, maniac on the european floor
> And he is dancing like he never danced before
>>79068773
>>79061467
>>79069545
This man is fucking disgusting, at least Juncker is funny but wtf
>>79071371
I heard he's not only a good dancer but a pritty good cook too.
>>79057467
because of the little uk flag and the high kikery hate nations that arent israel. she was composing a photo that showed farage besides his countrys flag, it was or would have been a very powerful photo.
t. /p/.
>>79058894
"I am not a bureaucrat, I am not a technocrat, I am not a robot"
repeat, rinse, repeat
>is this his main point?
>is this any in way related to the other part of his speech?
>>79059294
age of the hollow men
>>79072349
> Put the jews away for a few years and let them marinate in their salty tears.
>>79057277
>canadian education
>>79069596
fuckin pedo
>>79064635
Looks like an older version of current year man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltokomw4UoQ
>>79069793
>>79069983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7vtWB4owdE
Classic Blutto
>>79063955
Nah the EU wants to be the next Soviet Union.
Look at all these councils and commisars.
They just have to change the flag from blue to red.
>>79063118
We would welcome you with open arms. /pol/ is mutating into a bunch of globalist cucks now, I dont get it.
>>79063617
>cuck
