Hey /pol/, I thought it was high time I shared my story about how the dindus fucked me over.
Back in April, I was tasked to write an imitation of hyperbolic satire along the lines of 'A Modest Proposal' by Jonathan Swift. The assignment specifically stated that I must find an outlandish solution to a simple problem in America. I chose to solve the problem of crime in the U.S. by sending all blacks back to the Sahara Desert and wiping them out with a nuclear bomb. Two days after I wrote it, a student somehow posted a picture of the essay to twitter, causing it to spread and end up on some news networks. I received death threats over twitter and my home and work addresses were leaked. No students who threatened me were punished, but were actually encouraged by the school, as they started a program of "Racial Unity". I was, however, suspended from school for cyber bullying, bias behavior, and inciting a school disturbance. Upon the end of my suspension, I was not allowed to return to North County because they, "could not protect me". So, I now get to miss out on my senior year and most of the black community wants me dead.
What say you /pol/?
>>79053628
You should have left out the nuclear missile
>>79053628
Yah it would of been much better without the nuke. The negros should just be segregated to subsahara Africa like most of human history. That's where they belong. Also sucks that you are having death threats.
>>79053628
Sounds like they proved you were right.
>>79053628
Seems too reasonable to be satire. I like it.
>>79053628
Niggers can't handle the bantz, what else is new
>>79053628
Biased is the correct word. Not bias.
>>79053628
>showing your true power level
You dun goofed. Trolling in real life ain't like on tumblr, son.
>>79053628
What do you want us to do about it? They control the system, as you found out.
kek, had a very similar thing happen to me in school but this was back in the myspace days
>>79053628
Yep sounds exactly like satire. I wrote one about building a wall, but since i don't live in chicagoistan like you my teacher gave me a B
>>79053628
take a good lawyer. Free speech is a fundemental right in the american constitution
>>79056301
Punctuation goes inside of quotes. You really need to work on your writing. But the foundation is there, so you can get better.
>>79056411
Yeeeesssss! Great idea, ahmed! I know that Yitzak and Levi will definitely help you..for a small fee of course
>>79056301
B+
This paper is reasonably well developed for 7th grade writing standards, minus marked errors.
P.S.: You don't actually support Donald Trump, do you?
>>79053628
You fucked up with "final solution" and the nuke.
>>79056740
Fuck off.
>>79053628
>it's resultant slave trade
Sounds like you're the nigger.
>>79053628
Sue them all of them.
>>79053628
Sucks to be you, OP. I really couldn't give a shit, but what happened to you is hilarious.
>>79056543
>>79056740
Like i said i got a B, plus i wrote this in an hour close to midnight. My paper is just filled with what /pol/ would say, and i don't support any politician what so ever because they both suck.
>>79053628
You shouldn't have put your real name on it. "Jimmy Russels" would have sufficed.
You should have written a PC version of the assignment with your real name, formatted differently and on different kind of paper. Then put the PC version on top and turned it in with all of the other classmate's. Niggers would still be bitching but at least your life wouldn't have been ruined over it.
>>79056774
I chose to call it a final solution to reference the Nazis and further reinforce that it was satire
>>79053628
I can say only one:Good Job :)
>>79053628
Seems like you may have a budding court case for discrimination. Have you contacted a lawyer?
>>79057648
Yes, my family is in the process of taking legal action against the school
>>79057428
>thinking a B is good
Also, underage. Also, fuck off le both sides are bad fence sitter.
>>79053628
Your next paper should be about how kikes and niggers can't handle the banter.
>"In New York alone, blacks are responsible for over 60% of the all murders and negligent manslaughters alone."
>using 'alone' twice
>using 'alone' to highlight a percentage
>using the word 'negligent' to describe manslaughter when manslaughter is inherently negligent
what a fuck of a sentence
>>79053628
>it's
you deserved it
Maybe put a fucking disclaimer that it's satire and didn't refer to them as the negroes. If this is really you, I doubt it, you'd have to be fucking retarded to use an assignment like this as a defense for being blatantly racist. Props to you if you thought making a good joke was worth ruining your education and being known as a huge racist.
>>79053628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo
>Just Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
>>79057906
>Thinking a B is bad
I'm not an English major, nor am I asian who always has to get A. It was actually fun writing this one though because i just browsed /pol/ for ideas. Being a fence sitter is comfy desu
>>79058213
He didn't nothing wrong.Dont be retard.
>>79053628
>revealing your power-level
Some need to learn the hard way
OP is a twat and doesn't understand satire. Suggest a deeper reading of Swift and even your own Dwight Mcdonald to gain a better understanding of the satire taste.
How was this posted on social media at all?
>>79053628
>>79054105
This.
If there was a way for you to defend your statement, then now its gone. You killed it when you put nuclear missile part in it. It's just a pure hate speech n sheeit. Also it's no wonder that someone wants you dead when you said you want to kill them with nuclear missiles.
It's your right to say it's but don't cry when people get angered by your statements.
I had the same project in highschool. I wrote mine about censorship. I had the character suggest we create police who would go after people who thought the wrong thoughts and destroyed "problematic" media, and also camps to reeducate people until they thought the correct things. Come to think of it, I basically wrote the old green text threads we'd have around here about the hyper fascist liberal future we're headed towards. This was before /new/
What the fuck, /pol/
>>79058213
>Assignment is to write an edgy piece of satire
>Completes it to the letter
>Uh maybe add a disclaimer?
That's retarded, pick up a book you mong it's Swiftian satire
>>79059496
Do you believe that Jonathan Swift actually supported the selling and eating of poor Irish children?
>>79063824
Probably a teacher shared it.
>>79053628
>>79056301
>a answer
triggered
>>79056301
>you got a b for this
american education
jesus christ
assuming true, i think people are bit confused as to the intent of swift. cant tell if he'd giggle or cry at the response.
>>79053628
>it's resultant slave trade
>>79053628
>that last sentence
i wasn't ready
>>79053628
You need to be over 18 to post here.
>>79053628
I don't see what's wrong or satirical about this paper A+ OP
Are all american posters in High school?
>>79053628
I lol'd op. You are an idiot.
>>79053628
What a bunch of hypocrites.
>>79053628
You have to understand the game you are playing in.
>>79053628
>no pants below the waist
>>79053628
Only someone with autism would write this.
>>79057005
Nice catch
>>79072322
>>79053628
This
This is the most autistic thing I've ever seen. Niggers have a high rate of crime, but,by number whites commit more crimes due to being a larger percentage of the population. You could have simply said "criminals", as then your paper would be more to the point and your proposal, while still ridiculous, more logical. You could have circumvented the last part, too. This is the equivalent of saying "to combat racism, we need to Kill all whites", even though all whites aren't racist and not only white people are racist.
Also underage b&
>>79053628
> Write it about whites instead
> OHMYGOD brave national hero! Read high schooler's brilliant essay that DESTROYS racism forever! Racists BTFO XD XD XD
Don't choke on your red pill, anon. Also, pretty good word choice and diction. Immitates the style of the period pretty well.
Bravo, OP....absolute madman
