Okay, so I post primarily on Reddit, Facebook and comment frequently on my local television station's message boards. As you can imagine, I have a pretty big footprint on the web and know my way around the net.
So, obviously, I've known about 4chan for years, but consider myself above the /b/tards I have seen trolling other websites and don't really find pornography all that interesting, although I do like some anime.
I was civilly discussing politics on reddit the other day (stop right there... I am not a left winger... I am actually a Libertarian. I consider myself a social liberal though, a liberal in the classic since of the world, for instance I believe in equal rights for LGBT people and legalizing all recreational drugs) and this man, a Democrat, accused me of being a /pol/ user. I scoffed at the idea of myself being a /pol/ user, but decided to check it out anyways.
I'm disgusted and intrigued by you guys. First of all, you are all establishment neocons. Secondly, your little forum is just a ripoff of reddit. You use the same jokes, not just on here, but on every other board I've clicked. It's because you couldn't even hack it on reddit, because your stupid ideas would be downvoted. But the safety net of anonymity attracts the stupidest and cowardliest kinds of people.
TL;DR
You losers are just neocons roleplaying that you're rich and white tycoons like Trump and recycling old reddit jokes and memes, and if you really believed in what you "stand for" you would have the guts to post on a real forum of ideas like Facebook, Reddit, Twitter etc
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>79029793
fucking normie scum get off my board and go back to your girlfriend and your frat partys with high fives and joints in hot boxes and rimjobs while you play football and lettuce in your hamburgers and recycling on mondays and fucking 2L of milk and wireless internet and pinecones in bowels and brand new soffit's and nailgun repairs and intersecting fields of fire and polyisobutylene in your gum and taylor swift on your ipod and fresh linen on the ground and the essence of good communication and breathing fire and dear penthouse forum and latest in skin care technology and crawling back inside the womb and never finding the time and jars of spiders and the sound of hollow years and the look of defeat and a pound of flesh and eating children and sharpened sticks and sand in my eyes and windows with textures and falling down stairs and hidden knifes and the truth is relative to context and there building a dam in my head and dildos on chairs and sucking chest wounds and butterflys in my room and age is not synonymous with wisdom
Wow. Just fucking wow.
I'm a mod of reddit and every fucking hour I have seen constant and persistent fucking Islamaphobic spam all over our site from piece of shit Drumpf supporters for hours now. They are blaming the entire shooting on the muslim community which is wrong. I asked where they're coming from and someone mentioned this place.
I cannot believe my fucking eyes, what the fuck is this place? Are you all being fucking ironic?
I seriously hope you assholes are being ironic because 95% of the posts I'm seeing here are blatant hate crimes. I've logged all of your IDs and am putting together a report for the police.
I'm shaking with fear and anger, I cannot believe this place is allowed to even exist. I hope you all burn in fucking hell.
Stay the fuck away from my reddit. Please
Fuck off with your Larry Turd pic
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>>79029793
Lol bro, I'm a former D-1 rugby player, have abs at 6'1" 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, and I bench somewhere around 420 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his phucking neck into the concrete.
What do you weigh... 190 lbs? Bench maybe 275 lbs? Lol. You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.
Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)
Any type of altercation, verbal etc. whether it involves girls I know or guys I know just mildly amuse me as I know I can step in and regulate the situation in a split second if things get serious.
Take your tiny, wanna be, hard pretend phaggot ass elsewhere pussy.
>>79029793
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>/pol/ right now
