Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
"Dirty" Dan Schneider
Open Wider Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
"Bend Over" Schneider
Diaper Viper Schneider
"Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan "The Man" Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan "Rough Ryder" Schneider
Dan "The Collector" Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan "She's a Fighter" Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Likes 'Em Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Slime Geyser" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan "The Cheek Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Sniper" Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "Chester the Molester" Schneider
Dan "Slamming Tiny Hams" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator "Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "The Overnight Supervisor" Schneider
Dan "M'lady, Your High Chair" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small and Tan" Schneider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "Good God They're Children Man" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan "The Kike at Nick Giving Tykes the Dick" Schneider
Dan "If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her" Schneider
Please move Overnight Supervisor and Good God They're Children further down your list to ensure more pleasant formatting
>>79029346
You're missing
Dan "Hold her tighter, she is a fighter" Schneider
You guys already got a cease and desist from my lawyer, you better stop.
>>79029346
Dan "The Child Actor Benefactor" Schneider
Dan "Hold my hand and get in the van" Schneider
I don't know who this person is.
Dan "All Five Inside Her" Schneider
>>79032373
fuck off newfag
>>79029346
Dan "If she's tighter then I'll defile her" Schneider
I never understood this. I wasn't around when this meme came into fruition. I know who Dan Schneider is but what did he do? (obviously involving children i know but nothing else).
>>79032638
>what did he do
>involving children
he writes sexual stuff into children's tv shows, for his own fetish, and he asks little kids to post pics of their feet on twitter.
>>79029346
Dan "suck on my toes and I'll give you a show" Schneider
Dan "lick my feet and I'll give you a treat" Schneider
inb4 that fucking Canadian shows up and starts defending Dan 'the hymen collider' Schneider
>>79029346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R-ihGOE_ts
dan "crossdress kel or ill give you hell" schneider
>>79032449
>please get mad at the same things i do
>>79032999
there's apparently something with kikes (hollywood) wanting black actors to crossdress.
Reminder he knocked up Jamie Lynn Spears.
>>79029346
STOP CALLING HIM THAT
>>79031037
Don't call him that.
>>79032247
Don't call him that.
>>79032373
Don't call him that.
>>79032412
Don't call him that.
>>79032608
Don't call him that.
Dan" along comes a "schneider
>>79032794
You're just a sicko who perceives his own fetishes onto Dan's funny shows.
>>79032812
Don't call him that.
>>79033703
Don't call him that.
>>79033493
That's a baseless accusation and is considered libel.
>>79031129
Lol as if any one cares. Free speach n shiet the burger would say.
Btw whats going on here.
>>79033939
It's not free speech when you bring down the name of one of the funniest comedic writers and today and drag his name THROUGH THE MUD.
>>79029346
This thread is slanderous. Mods, please delete.
He called his dog Lolly, the man has balls of steel. And he's a pedo too.
https://www.twitter.com/DanWarp/status/516072705842352128
>>79034319
He's not a PEDO and Lilly is short for lollypop which is his favorite food. It's sweet and innocent just like his humor!
Dan 'Spread 'em wider' Schneider
>>79034702
I am really getting sick of these degenerates smearing the name of a good man. STOP IT NOW!
Dan "Go Ahead, Scream, Nobody Can Save You Now" Schneider
>>79035121
What is wrong with you people? I swear this poor man is subject to as many baseless attacks and accusations as Hillary Clinton.
Someone post the picture of him kissing Spears on set.
>>79035233
Nice try but you'll never be as cringe as that canadian
>>79034393
>Lollipop
>Lolita
>>79035786
he literally got her preggos
Dan "Lick your sole, Destroy your soul" Schneider
Dan "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes. Especially Toes" Schneider
Hollywood is a warped place run by jews. Full of pedos and the fact fbi dont look into it more actively says enough
>>79036280
Don't mention that horrible book. Lollypops are sweet but pedos are FUCKING evil. I'm sure that Dan would not approve.
>>79036563
No, it's not. Nothing odd is happening there.
>>79036612
Like his dogs name - Lolli
>>79029346
>Dan she's old enough to be a swallower Schneider
>Dan old enough to drive, old enough to ride.
>>79036735
NO. HIS DOG IS NAMED FOR CANDY. HOW IS THAT HARD TO GET?
>>79036882
Don't call him that.
>>79034096
Ok.
Keep in mind succes breeds jealousy.
The rage of the victims the pain are the reward.
Dont give it to them. Bullys
>>79033674
Not even a leaf...
Just give up
>>79036889
Was Candy the name of his first victim?
What a sick fuck, naming his dog in reference to rape.
>>79036962
There are no victims. Noone has been hurt. Dan is a good man.
>>79037002
I am from Toronto and have defended Dan to the death for weeks on end with multiple threads open at the same time. I am just in Buffalo at the moment. I am still a big fan of Dan however. I'm just your average Canadian guy that loves Dan Schneider.
>>79037134
NO. Dan just likes the food candy that he eats a lot. I'm pretty sure I saw him say that on TV or something.
Dan "my balls on your nose, my tongue on your toes" Schneider
>>79037177
Dan "Lick it for Dan, he is a good man" Schneider
>>79037216
Yeah, I bet really likes licking little lasses' lollies, the psychopath.
Dan "just be a trooper, don't scream when I stick it in your pooper" Schneider
>>79029346
Is it possible that /pol/ could compile a list of victims?
>>79037177
>There are no victims.
>>79037247
>>79037177
Dan "takes your soul then destroys your hole" schneider
>>79037247
Don't call him that.
>>79037318
Just stop. He hasn't done anything to you. He just writes the funny shows.
>>79037344
He's not a psychopath. He's a funny and handsome man. You're probably jealous of his fame and money.
>>79037405
Dan "It isn't slander, Just ask Miranda" Schneider
>>79037177
Autismal
>>79037389
Don't call him that.
>>79037408
There aren't any. He's a clean man.
>>79037444
Dan loves children and would never destroy their holes or their souls.
>>79037612
Please don't mock neuro-divergent individuals.
>>79037465
You're right, I'm jealous of how he can get away with statutory rape and have retards defend his reputation on an Andorran cheese-curdling imageboard.
"Danny Daycare"
Fucking lost it.
>>79037849
You're very wrong. 1) He hasn't raped anyone. Thean is a hero. 2) I'm not a r*tard but you shouldn't mock the mentally challenged. It's very rude. 3.) Dan is funny and has success which is why you dumb poops have to come up with this VICIOUS SLANDER against him.
>>79038114
Look at this high-grade spergmeister over here, openly defending a pedophile on the Internet. What has the world come to?
>>79039865
He's not a pedophile. Just leave this thread to die. Dan is a hero and doesn't deserve this slander.
Dan "It feels good inside her" Schneider
Dan "I hope she's dry, cause then she'll cry" Schneider
>>79041033
Don't call him that.
>>79041418
Don't call him that.
Dan "Nickelodeon is just my way of getting sex and staying out of jail" Schneider.
>>79040387
you mean Dan "outta the way!, I'll get inside her!" Schneider
>>79032794
muh dik
>>79032999
I miss Kenan and Kell...
:(
>>79041627
He is HONEST and HARDworking. Stop this.
>>79041706
NO. STOP.
Memes aside, you know there isn't enough evidence to convict this guy of anything right? I mean, he is a producer on shows geared to children. Some sketches need to be recycled. That is why he uses feet allot.
>>79041856
It's okay. Dan has a lot of funny shows on TV right now!
Dan "Jimmy Savile was an amateur" Schneider
>>79032794
She took that like a pro. Almost as if she has done it before a few times.
>>79032812
Sweet!
>>79042051
That was a funny scene. You're taking it out of context and trying to make it look perverted.
Dan "suck my dick if you want to be on Nick" Schneider
>>79036563
this
>>79036645
>t. pedo kike
>>79033853
It's not libel if it's true, Dan.
>>79042232
Don't call him that.
>>79042289
I am Jewish. Please do not use Anti-semitic profanities at me as it hurts my feelings and gets me depressed. : (
>>79042358
It's not true. It's ALL LIES!
>>79042427
Go back to Canada Dan.
Dan "young lust is a must" Schneider
>>79036550
kek'd harder than I should have
Dan "I wish it was wider" Schneider
>>79042503
Someone should google if Dan is in America right now
>>79042614
>I wish it was wider
that doesn't make sense for a guy that goes for underaged girls.
>>79037134
He lures children with candy
>>79042673
>That's why he goes for underage grills.
Grown ups laugh at him
>>79042503
I am from Canada but I am not Dan. Also, I was having a blast in Buffalo before you guys ruined my time with this thread. I want non shitposting. Only truth.
>>79037405
Just check IMDb's listings for his shows. If the actresses have toes, Dan's your man.
>>79042547
Don't call him that.
>>79042614
Don't call him that.
>>79042827
>If the actresses have toes, Dan's your man.
If the actresses have toes and are not yet legal, Dan's your man.*
>>79029346
what did op mean by this?
>>79041884
True. He is usually VERY hard at work, especially during feet scenes.
Dan "I beat my meat to feet" Schneider
Dan " Good thing they passed sex with animals in canada as I am there now " Schnieder
>>79042643
>>79042914
that OP wishes he has a cushy job where he could fiddle with under aged girls.
Dan ''If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock'' Schneider
You're missing Dan "She was only ten when he was inside her" Schneider.
>>79043090
because it's shit
>>79043009
STOP WITH THE LIES. HE IS NOT A FREAKING PEDO. YOU'RE PROJECTING YOUR OWN SICK FETISHES ONTO HIS ART.
Dan "I should have done Jamie Lynn in the shitter, instead of making her a quitter" Schneider
>>79043151
>my sick fetish
Dan please.
>>79043087
Stop.
>>79043090
Stop.
>>79043171
Don't call him that.
>>79043206
YOU POOPS ARE FREAKING SICK!!!:(
>>79033595
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>>79029346
What new dank meme did I miss?
>>79043043
>>79042358
whats with the Dan defender recently?
this shit been going down online for near a decade all of a sudden someone figures it out and is in here defending Dan?
what gives?
>>79043349
>new
this shit is being spammed here for years
>>79043347
why reply to obvious bait posted meant to be funny
Dan "I'm actually innocent stop spreading lies about me on a brazilian boy-pussy trading pictograph forum" Schneider
>>79032794
Ah, that guy.
Never bothered to remember his name.
Thought there was some new hilarity.
>>79042427
>I am Jewish. Please do not use Anti-semitic profanities at me as it hurts my feelings and gets me depressed. : (
shouldn't living in the fouorth reich make you even more depressed?
I mean most of the presidents since Kennedy had a close family relation to financing Hitler's regime,
that doesn't bother you?
>>79043403
>why shitpost in a shitpost thread
>>79043029
Don't call him that.
>>79043043
People can't help who they are attracted to, you bigot. Some people DO get turned on by animals. But not Dan. He probably isn't into that.
>>79043521
at least do something remotely funny, not a picture of some fat neckbeard and nothing else. you could have acted like he was Dan himself.
Dan "the hole mole" Schneider
Danny "the naughty nanny" Schneider
Dan "nice soles, they'll look better on my cock" Schneider
Dan "the preschool insider" Schneider
>>79043451
It's in the past but we have moved on from those dark decades. We even have an African-American president! Dan did a funny scene where he likes his wife on iCarly!
Wait, I missed something. Who's this Dan guy? Some Pedo?
>>79043427
You're not fooling anyone, Dan "The hero who puts the tzatziki sauce in her gyro" Schneider.
>>79043427
This one is true. Dan is INNOCENT.
>>79043632
calm your autism toothpaste
>>79043685
these are terrible. something should at least rhyme, ideally rhyme with schneider.
>>79043710
listen I have no idea about what you're talking about but you jews need to fuck off and recognize that you are the fucking nazis,
stop supporting nazi financiers and working with them or stop complaining about nazis and anti semitism you get to pick one
>>79043171
You and the Dutch poster are killing me - maximum overkek. Good job, anons.
>>79043770
nah, not funny either. try again, I'm sure krauts will eventually get the hang of "humor".
>>79043730
>Who's this Dan guy?
no idea never heard of him
> Some Pedo?
probably but that isn't surprising, the whole of consumerist culture is based on pedophilia
>>79043820
Us Jews are not bad. We are funny. Dan is a Jew and he has created the best comedy shows known to man!
>>79043349
This is delicious /tv/ infection of /pol/.
>>79043403
>this shit is being spammed here for years
That's weird, because I've seen tons of threads about the guy over the years but never this particular meme.
>>79043730
Dan Schneider is a comedian known for funny shows like iCarly and Victorious. Everyone loves his comedy TV shows about wacky people getting into wacky situations!
>>79043521
> Why not?
This guy literally didn't do anything wrong. You fags are just jelly that he gets to work with qt lolis
>>79043685
Don't call him that.
>>79043757
That's absolutely right, Totally Not Dan.
>>79044137
This. The success of his precise comic writing has bred a lot of jealousy from these DUNDERHEADS.
>>79044242
I'm not Dan and it is true. He is innocent. He didn't do anything to anyone. There is no proof.
>>79044137
No we're jelly that he gets to fuck qt lolis.
>>79043745
oh god one for the books
>>79043347
Stop it. Dan looks nothing like the guy in that pic. He has a larger and more masculine appearance to him. He looks like he could kick booty.
>>79044087
Could you shill any harder?
Anyway, I don't watch TV so I've never seen his work. But I googled him and he has that pedo stare, so whatever.
>>79043830
Germans somehow didn't get the humor gene that we other West Germanic language speakers inherited, Dutchbro.
Example: Dutch boy with finger in dyke? You/me: Funny. Kraut: Why does boy has finger in wasserwall?
>>79044669
He doesn't have a PEDO look. He just looks like your average handsome and muscular guy that lives with those ritzy stars in Tinseltown.
WHEN WILL THIS MAN BE STOPPED?!?!?!?!
HE'S LITERALLY WORSE THEN BILL COSBY
>>79044411
> ITT - Dan BTFO
>>79043989
>Us Jews are not bad.
I didn't say you were bad, I said you need to either expose the powers behind the nazis and stop collaborating with those powers or fuck off with the sympathy bullshit over the holocaust
>>79044087
>Everyone loves his comedy TV shows
lots of people here haven't ever watched television
>>79044137
>This guy literally didn't do anything wrong.
thats up to the court of public opinion
>>79044594
You're right my friend, Dan is a man who can lick booty.
I mean, he really enjoys some Nick booty, y'know?
He works really hard to protect these girls, hiding their little feminine bodies beneath his hulking masculinity.
>>79029346
>Dan "the man thick as a can, take the dick or you won't be on nick" Schneider
>>79044870
Bill "Roofies Work Quicker When You Put It In Liquor" Cosby.
did the canadian shill show up yet?
>>79045467
He's here but it seems he's on vacation in the US right now.
Dan "if I get the brown, you'll be a star in Tinseltown" Schneider
Dan "have mommy sign here, a waiver to your rear" Schneider
>>79045216
Good luck with that.
Dan is a true saint, a real biblical character. Really, he's a nice guy. He's a father with Lot's of daugthers.
I think that he is very much a modern day Muhammed, who was another great lover of children. People from all religions can appreciate the tender care he gives to little ones.
He seems like the kind of person who frequents children's hospitals, and spends hours keeping them company and giving them presents.
>>79045938
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>>79046040
why are these deleted?
>>79046482
I forgot to crop out the tabs.
>>79046725
what's so special about you being into guitars
>>79046725
everyone point and laugh!
Dan "I fuck kids" Schneider
>>79047097
Over the fucking line
>>79047097
Wow. Bypassing any attempt at humor and getting right to the point.
done
>>79047422
Where are your guitar tabs?, faggot.
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>>79047479
f
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>>79047479
c
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>>79048469
delet this
Dan "Slide a finger in-" Schneider
>>79048720
No
Dan "Toe In Every Hole" Schneider
>>79048796
don't worry, when you graduate from high school and fingerblast your first fat chick in a shitty house party you'll get it
>>79049040
I didn't mean to reply to you faggot. I wanted to deliver a smug frog to this nig >>79048669 who wanted me to delet this
Dan "be careful she's a biter" Schneider
>>79049482
Dan "spread her legs wider while I cum inside her" Schneider
How is any of this shit political?
>>79050355
Is that you Dan, the Ass Man?
>>79029346
DELETE THIS SHIT. FUCKING HELL HAVEN'T YOU ALREADY POSTED THIS ENOUGH?
I'LL FUCKING SUE YOU.
Dan "i come inside and out 6 million times" Schneider
>>79050492
HE'S HERE GOYIM
Dan "why don't you take a seat, mr feet" Schneider
can you imagine fucking a prime Jamie Lynn spears? Dan is one lucky motherfucker.
Dan "The Preteen Creamer" Schneider
Dan "I'll make your kid famous if they take it in the anus" Schneider
Dan "Red Dick at Nick" Schneider
Dan "Flick your bean for a background scene" Schneider
Dan "Loads in your ass for loads of cash" Schneider
