>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Recent Homicides:
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
h
Robert hit the blunt a little too hard
bless those tired coppers
When you're listening to a zone, for example, the officer will give his beat number "1431" or "31" for short if they know which one of the two districts on that zone they are talking to...are either the daytime (2nd watch) or evening/afternoon cars which are 3rd watch. 1st watch cars or midnite cars have the R after their #. It stands for relief. When they get a call or a job as its called, if no report is made etc. they may just give a disposition code which is the type of incident as a number followed by a letter which is what they did, found, etc or how it was handled.
=========================
CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT REPORTING CODES:
INCIDENT:
1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET
6 ILLEGAL PARKING
7 SICK REMOVAL
8 INJURED PERSON
9 PERSON DOWN
10 ANIMAL BITE
*10-1 EMERGENCY-OFFICER NEEDS HELP
*10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
*10- 99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
12 CALLING FOR HELP
13 LOST PERSON FOUND
14 ALARM
15 AMBULANCE
16 FIRE CALL
17 ESCORT
18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:
ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT
>>79022172
I live on the outskirts of Chicago.
West side legitimately looks like a war zone. I hate this area.
so this is what /pol/ happening threads have turned into
>it's another "car on fire" call
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1467101485347.webm
>>79022388
Chicago is nonstop happening. Somebody got shot where I take classes the other day, and there's a mountain lion on the loose
>>79022388
not happenin thread
just comfy while listening to cops deal with niggers doing nigger things
>>79022430
>mountain lion on the loose
>multiple serial killers
>shootings everynight
>bitches OD'ing in KFC
>STICKS OF FUCKING DYNAMITE
>9 year old holding a gun on his mum
and thats just tonight
Will Robert ever get some sleep?
Lurk moar
>>79022522
Is there really a serial killer?
My friend used to work with a serial killer. The police came in and arrested him one day, and then she saw that he was convicted of murdering a bunch of women
Chicago. Not even once
>>79022430
Is it a good city to be living in? Is student life good?
Loose mountain lions aside
>>79022313
Thanks!!
>>79022648
from what i can tell, there's more than one
>OHHHH, WELL THENNN
i'd fuck this dispatcher
What does Robert look like?
shots fired
>>79022649
holy fuck, no
>shots fired
>shots fired
>no description
>glass broken
>>79022737
>>79022715
Where are you hearing this?
>>79022649
No not really. If you like city life, maybe you'd dig it.
Student life is just liberal and degenerate. There are many other places that are way nicer in America than Chicago. I got attacked at the trump rally here. It's a very hostile city, especially these days
Rip Frank Ocean
>henderson, number 13
>I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
>Alfondia Kelly
Hey, it's the shooting from earlier.
>>79022878
dispatcher earlier
>>79022878
>>79022976
Thanks
also, this is where I'm listening
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>Refusing to leave McDonalds
RIP Alfondia Kelly
>>79023075
there was a girl who OD'd in KFC earlier, for reference
guess that ketamine was finger lickin gooood
>>79023031
Ironically, most serial killers come from the rural state north of Illinois, Wisconsin.
>>79022390
>>79023128
>250 pounds
he was already dead
>Alfondia
>>79023173
Damn I must have missed that
>>79023203
Hold up is Alfondia the nigga that was shot in the armpit?
>>79023173
That's not surprising. Most fast food restarants you go into in Chicago have blacks nearly passed out on drugs in the booths. Or they'll be acting really weird in the bathrooms
>>79023075
>Dis aint twenny nuggits bitch
>Please sir pull around and well make you a new order
>I aint goin nowhere bitch git ma money back bitch
>explosion
>>79023256
yep
his gf is in a stable condition
>report of an explosion
HERE WE GO LADS
ITS HAPPENING
>FIRING SHOTS FROM BACK PORCH
>atm door alarm
oh jesus
>>79023256
his gf for a joke
The college I went to in Chicago experimented with an inner city program where they brought in ghetto kids to play on the football team.
They built nail bombs and set them off in the court yard, right outside of my dorm. They had to call the SWAT team to come search the dorms and expel like 30% of the kids.
They didn't experiment the next year
>nigger with tools in a parking lot
>better call the po po
>>79022715
>i'd fuck this dispatcher
Same.
ISIS HAPPENIN-
Oh wait, just another day in Chicongo
>>79023486
Not a joke. They're lookin to snatch some car radios and shiet
>>79023524
yep
fucking hell, the shit these fuckers put up with
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1467102467753.webm
>>79023486
He dindu nuffin
he a car stero repair man
>>79022172
Christ on a cracker. Stop being mean. No joke. Just stop being mean.
>loud noises in an apartment
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1467102594842.webm
robbery in progress on 1st floor
caller on 2nd floor
>shit
CHECK THE KEYS
>>79023790
is chicago fucking Gotham city with the amount of crime that happens in one night?
fuck, even Batman didnt have this many robberies
THE FUCKING KEYS
>>79023736
get out.
>>79023883
Chicago's west and south sides are literal warzones. The niggers have completely taken over.
Fucking Niggers
It was a hospital, but now it's a CVS? Get your shit together America
>>79023790
And yurop wonders why we American's value gun ownership.
South side only has one hospital where they treat bullet wounds.
Sometimes the ambulance drivers take the long way and let the victim die
>>79024103
OH GOD, I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS THIS BAD
>>79024030
>that fucking face Tony makes when he realizes who stole Meadow's bike
Fucking based Tony.
>>79024103
I hope they do that for me when the time comes.
car chase in progress!
>>79024211
I think they do it to gangbangers
I'm going to go to sleep now. Stay comfy kiddos
>Caller was too belligerent to answer questions
>>79024103
Why not just carry a Hi-point and mercy kill the dindu? It would probably do less noise.
>>79024233
The look of pure vindication
fucking hell, there were less crimes in the entire sopranos series than a week in chiraq
>>79022172
Robert has been idle for too long, one can hope he has called it a night.
>>79024401
A reason why actual powerful organized crime should exist. They have the potential to keep other, more violent, scum in line.
>>79024472
there he is
>>79024472
I told you guys to wait an hour before baking a new bread.
Give it 20 more minutes.
>skank of america
>>79022172
>mfw first time in one of these threads
>>79024557
>implying the FBI hasnt cut deals with the mob before
>>79024557
No civilized human wants blood on the streets. If the mafia cleans up and doesn't harm those not looking for trouble, people don't care.
>STANK OF AMERICA
>>79024590
>>79024623
Robert at a sheraton smoking crack? Hittin the pipe, he ain't done for the night.
>>79024671
Thought I was the only one who caught that, thought I was hearing shit. Based comms
>>79024673
Its a pretty great feeling, to be honest.
>>79024263
never mind
>>79024774
Its a bit hard to follow what they're saying, gotta listen carefully
>>79024673
same shit here bruh
been on since 2pm
it;s fucking 7 now
>female running from cops
>>79024557
>>79024710
>>79024713
This is why rational people saw nothing wrong with Saddam, Muamar, and Assad.
>>79024713
Corneliu is right
>>79024845
very nice bum clefts very lovely juice
>woman keeps calling 911 to update her location
>>79024925
Some regions need dictators, the mob is no different.
>>79024845
Its too bad she curled her hair. She looks like shit now.
>>79024993
>curled hair
my fetish
got a source on her anyway?
>Shots fired on cameron and polk
>>79025112
diz best girl
>>79025146
Can someone explain for a Chiraq Police Scanner Virgin whether shots fired is something to get excited about?
>>79025112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGHCoVzqtk
>>79024673
You have to treat it like a podcast and listen to it in the background while doing something important. If you miss something its no big deal. You can always check the thread and see other anons posting about all the major happenings.
>>79025165
>>79025233
good fucking pick, lads
>>79025215
it's how we mark every half an hour.
considering you're as noguns as us, it's funny to see such a fucking crime riddled shithole.
it's an eternal, never reported on happening
>>79025215
It's nothing exciting, it just means some people shot at each other. Look up the rapper Chief Keef and the documentary "Chiraq".
They call Chicago "Chiraq" because it's Iraq without the IED's. It's the Nuevo Laredo of the Midwest.
>elderly throwing rocks at peoples cars in the morning
>>79024845
You need an Abbo police scanner general. Shit would be kek. Goon bags and petrol sniffing.
>>79025371
>>79025424
Cheers lads. Are murders worth getting excited over or do they get boring too?
>>79025486
you can actually listen to the scanners here as well, but it's not as interesting
cops dont care about dead abbos out west anyway
>>79024925
Yup. Moralistic absolutists, idiots and moral high ground "defenders" fail to see that if you remove the functional, relatively peaceful opresive system you don't get anything good in return. At best you get a bloated and corrupted system that has a chance to unfuck it's self every generation (but slim chances) or worse anarchy. Or even worse a opresive system that doesn't care for blood on the streets. Think of the Syrian civil war. Bloated corrupted system is the Kurds, Anarchy is the FSA, and the shittier system is IS.
>>79025518
Depends on how Robert does it. Gashes in the back of the head and shooting deaths are pretty boring, the ones with explosives are always fun
>>79025518
well, we've had 2 murders tonight already.
one by gang related, the other by father time
>>79025215
>>79025371
Watch this lads. It's a good show with a somewhat left lean, but it doesn't mince words.
https://youtu.be/TybFtK6VTVo
>>79025644
First time sitting in on one of these, I knew Chiraq was shit but goddamn I had no idea it was this constant. Eye-opening to say the least.
>>79025817
>this constant.
Pretty much only at night.
But everything in Chicagolypse has been getting kekkier and kekkier as time has gone on, for the past, well, ever.
>>79025817
Keep listening, gets bananas, ridiculous shit like earlier hispanic in red short shorts ringing peoples door bells for 2hrs, multiple calls every 15min.
>>79025112
Look up Masha P Nude
Diz is best girl
>>79026014
So I can expect a major habbening when Trump wins? Oh lawdy!
>>79026279
OH FUCK, WHAT HAPPENED
WHY DOES SHE HAVE NO FRINGE TO GUARD AGAINST THAT 5HEAD
>>79026366
you dont have t wait till november
4th of july is set to be a bloodbath
>>79026435
>>79026435
told ya, she's ruined
her early pics are great still
>>79023486
Looking to steal a car or break in without shattering a windshield. If his tools were a hammer and a flathead, he was there to steal a car.
>>79026585
>Like you wouldn't still hit that
>>79026674
>windshield
window*
>>79026532
Wasn't there 30 dropped just this past weekend? Jesus
>shot in the ass
lmao
>Katrill
>Dead
>1 gunshot to chest
>2 to butt
>>79026823
Gang war?
>>79026584
>>79026585
oh i dont know, maybe if she had her hair tied back
>>79026939
dude is terrible at descriptions
>>79026939
The ass is like twice to three times as large as the head. Considering dindu's like to run, I would imagine ass shots would be common.
>>79026982
>one eye on the street
>two on the cheeks
>>79027110
You glorious motherfucker.
>>79026683
with a sea of nude pics on the internet, i can say such a thing without a second thought. anyone with a working cock would hit it in reality
i had to take a shit and make breakfast, did I miss anything in the last 15 minutes?
>>79027183
how fat was he anyway?
like 220 pounds?
>>79027232
nigger got his ass vented literally
>>79027334
shheeeiiit
>>79026992
If only it was Tony calling the shots, I just get tight because it shows 'gun control' doesn't work. But as you and I know, it won't stop the idiots from pushing the wrong narrative.
>Robbery at Walgreens
Guess some people really need those nicotine patches 'yo.
Why are there pharmacies open at 4:30am in Chicago? Seems like a recipe for robbery.
Did I just hear that a cop went to a gas station that was out of gas?
>>79027589
>>79027571
they're open 24/7
this is like the 3rd call about a walgreens getting robbed tonight.
>>79027589
To sell drug ingredients and parafinalia. As well as some pain killers for shot up dindu's.
>>79027712
cop cars run on petrol too,
>Deceased female in 60s
>>79026279
>saw Marsha P Nude
>Searched it
WEW LAD. I realize the error and want to repent.
>Male black
>Dark Hoodie
>Broke into gray car
Could they at least TRY to be less stereotypical?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9UpK_uAPwI
post Yfw going through the streets of South Chiraq in a dindu mower 3000
>Women reports personal calling at her door
>When she comes to it, nobody is there
So there's now a haunting in on the 10th floor of an apartment building
it's that bloody mexican in the red shorts banging on doors again
>>79028266
>>79028343
Or a kid doing pranks, dumbass.
>>79028428
Maybe we're both right. I mean this is Chicago, so it's bound to be the work of some Spooks.
>>79028402
>>79027908
The gas station, bogan.
>>79028529
top kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uXsOpuEGno
>Saints row 2 was spot on
>3 people fled a black nissan with no valid license plate
>5 separate tickets
>>79028625
Well it is at night, and I guess no sane man would try to refill the gas station doring Dindumagedon.
Wow robbery.
>>79028577
Nice, thanks.
>>79028994
At least the victim survived so they didn't have to upgrade it to homicide.
>>79028897
Yeah, kind of, actually they would have been refilling it during the slow/dead hour 3:30-4:30 am.
But the station still ran out of gas.
They're not supposed to do that, but felivering gas, delivering anything, doing anything, in those parts is...difficult.
>>79022172
>getting robbed by a manlet
>carrying >$400 in cash in chicago
>male robbed at gunpoint by two females
>had $420 cash on him
wtf you thinking man
Who has $420 CASH on them or even just laying around in reach?
>>79029505
out buying drugs maybe? all I can think of at this hour
>>79029505
like at the house or when they are out somewhere?
>>79029505
>>79029501
>>79029487
He was meeting them for prostitution.
Instead they robbed him.
Common as fuck.
>>79029609
>$420 cash
>420
Maybe..
>Female walking through park at 5:20 AM
>Black Male robs her of purse & sexually assaults her
>Also she may be intoxicated
>>79029751
It's just a coincidence. Just a meme number. It has no significance, at least to Jamal. He genuinely just happened to have that much because that's how much the service was going to cost him.
And that price, just happened to be so, by pure coincidence, and for no other reason.
It isn't intentionally referencing something by design.
>sexual assault on pink shorts girl by unknown black male
pimp or john?
>>79029969
Probably a random hype, snatching the prostitute's money after she's done the deed, to get his fix and a little action for free.
Also extremely common
>>79030214
And then they wonder why whores say "no blacks"
>>79030346
To address the fact of it is "racist"
This is why these women overwhelmingly support Trump lol.
And all the "upscale" ones work with the cops to but people and the alphabets to get blackmail dirt on more important people to manipulate them.
>Loud music
>Another woman robbed
>"She's also highly intoxicated"
Was the 21st Amendment a mistake?
>>79031469
youre retarded.
>>79031469
More prostitute robbing.
A lot of hypes in chicagolypse.
>>79031652
The fact you got baited by that really made me think.
monday morning, how goes the druggies?
>Catalytic converter stolen
holy shit it's like I'm in 90s Liverpool
I thought Abo's were the only ones who sleep in the street?
>>79032546
You'd love it here!
they stole a cat? ;_;
>>79032754
Niggers have a pasttime of torturing aniamls to death in horrendous fashions to relieve boredom.
The same reason they run around in the middle of the street shooting fireworks at each other and various other stupid shit.
I think I'm going to start dropping coffee off at our police stations, work at a coffee factory and I read these threads on my way downtown everyday.
>>79032848
twas a joke my man, they stole a CATalytic converter
we call them cats for short here
>>79032859
I would give free drinks and doughnuts to the guys who would come into my store all the time, and chat them up like the lowkey social engineer I am. Got a lot a very interesting information about happenings that had gone on that I was curious about, and what their thoughts and dispositions were.
>Homeless males arguing
About what? Time-shares?
>>79033064
that's just good business
>super
lol there's a fairy dispatcher
>>79033168
Possessions, territory, or pure autism of one of them said something that triggered the other.
Probably will end up in at least a battery, maybe a homicide.
>Black Male with white bag walking up and down street checking out back porches
>Suspicious
Why? He could just a Stoop Enthusiast takingin the rich local architecture.
>>79033654
There actually is some decent architecture around, I haven't been to Trump Tower yet but the pictures of it looks nice.
>>79034035
im sure this nog is an architect student about to make it big and about to get out of the hood.
>>79034670
He's surely about to turn his life around, that much I can guarantee you.
