Can we meme this into reality?
Pound is dipping, exports should be cheaper to buy.
Cadbury, ARM processors, Marmite etc.
>UK EXPORTS
Anything useful?
>Cadbury, ARM processors, Marmite etc.
Anything at all?
>>79016845
bump
>>79016845
will pay cash for your unwanted gold jewelry
nice fucking try german shit
>>79016992
Most of our exports are for rich people m8.
>>79016845
Thanks mate
Shilling for my country.
http://www.welsh-whisky.co.uk/
>>79016845
we export bugger all lad.
that's why this whole thing is stupid.
>>79017489
We are 9th or 10th globally which is a little more than bugger all.
>>79017234
Prepare for that to flip, old bean.
>>79017398
redpill me on these alcohols. The only whiskey I know is Rye Whiskey.
Maybe brexit was a brilliant idea and Cameron was only against it because of all the work it would entail
>>79016845
Cadbury is cucked by Hersey's in the US. shittier ingredients, no queen's stamp.
>>79017811
>The only whiskey I know is Rye Whiskey.
You fokking wat M8?
>>79017398
The pound will get as strong as the franken in Switzerland in our lifetime
Screencap this
>>79018118
I just don't drink a lot of whiskey. I tend to stick to absinthe and beer.
and I tend to buy the same things instead of experimenting.
>>79017914
All of this was to be fully expected. We fucked over the global eite's plan. Of course we will be made to pay.
But fuck it, having it easy is exactly whats caused the rot in western society today. And all the shitposting is water off a ducks back. It would have been the exact same posters calling us cucks if remain had won.
I'm already buying English cheddar but there's a real lack of variety in what you can get here. A nice online shop with a huge assortment of cheddar cheeses would be nice desu fampai.
>marmite
>>79018456
why specifically cheddar? have you seen any with multiple types? or is all they make cheddar?
>>79016845
is there a comprehensive list of goods/products made in the UK floating around on /pol/?
somebody should make a 4chan market
>>79016845
I'll wait for another 10% drop before I buy in
hopefully the industry comes back and the pound gets stronger in the long run, dont think it will happen, environmental laws will keep industry out so that china can continue to make everything. Everything will be blamed on Brixet
>>79017234
>rolls
owned by bmw
>rolex
noyhing like patek 2bh
anything else?
no
i see
Just bought some tea at whittard, you faggots better not have memed me about those
>>79018530
Its literally on the internet.
They export tech shit like airplane parts and stuff.
>>79016845
>mfw 1 Pound equals 1.79 Dollarydoos
What's good in the UK to get?
>>79018686
Brits make their own tea?
>>79018509
We actually make a lot of cheese now and some of it is fucking good.
Some good ale available as well as a lot of spirits/liquors.
>>79018509
Just because I like it so much and it isn't made in mainland Europe. I like Stilton too but prefer Roquefort, Gorgonzola or local blue cheeses. If there was locally made cheddar and it was any good, I would buy that but there isn't.
>>79018243
>absinthe
Brands?
>>79016992
The tea they sell to China for massive profit.
Seriously. The Chinese buy tea from England.
Gonna buy me a double decker bus packed brim with crooked toothed chav slags and one of those red telephone booths hitched on a trailer.
Shits gonna be nifty thrift cash
>>79018694
There should be a 4chan vetted list of what's worth buying.
>>79018721
I take that back it's shit, can't buy shit with that rate.
>>79018530
UK is the 8th largest manufacturing nation on Earth. It's actually amazing that they do so much.
I'm planning a trip to England to get some dental work done.
>>79018776
Pernod is the only relatively "real" absinthe I've found, import from France. Otherwise I go for Green Fairy as an economical option.
I want to go to Europe and find some really "real" absinthe.
>>79018771
where can I buy some? any specific kinds?
>>79018634
Specaist machinery, gems, medical equipment, areospace parts, electronics.
There is a few. Oh and its still an export even if bmw own it.
>>79018788
This, also a sticky and spread it. We need to meme the British economy. Praise kek.
>>79018930
the real shit will kill you, you have to take it in real tiny amounts to get used to the toxins.
>>79018686
Darjeeling best tea.
Which reminds me, I should stock up on that.
>>79019162
thanks for the tip.
>>79017398
>Welsh whisky
>>79019143
If fucking /g/ can have a cheap chinese shit knockoffs general going every single fucking day, this board can have a cheap British shit that isn't Runescape every single fucking day.
But what to buy?
>>79018930
Pernod is shit, even the "real" version they started selling here after the ban was lifted.
Try Lucid, or Leopold Bros. for US owned or made (Lucid is made in France, in a refurbished absinthe distillery from the late 1800s, Leopold Bros. is made in Colorado).
Absinthe Nouvelle-Orleans if you have deep pockets.
England should have a few of their own now; La Fee used to be decent, it was made in France, but owned and distributed from Britain.
>ribena
>space raiders
http://www.penhaligons.com/english-fern-eau-de-toilette/
Penhaligon's has some high quality, very noble British perfumes & deodorants - check'em out, i got myself pic related some time ago and it's a magnificent odor
>>79018128
This is probably true. The GBP might end up becoming a safe heaven currency to the Euro
>>79019377
>quercus
no thank you
I'll stick to my Adidas
>>79019455
>the eternal slav
>>79019255
I don't understand
>note: I'm not the guy you responded to
>>79016845
>UK exports
>>79019285
sounds good, I'll check em out.
>>79016845
pls buy our yorkshire tea
I just bought 50lbs of tea match me
>>79019162
>the real shit will kill you
Horseshit. Real absinthe is fine.
Eastern European absinthe, however...
Let's just say those cunts use copper sulfide to make their "absinthe" green. That's why it looks like toxic waste.
Proper absinthe varies from yellow-green to grass green depending on the amount of disolvable chlorophyll in the herbs used for a given batch (freshness counts).
I drank a bottle of EE absinthe about 20 years ago when I didn't know better. Felt like I was digesting a kidney for the next week.
>>79016845
I'm in the market for a new car but I'm not sure that helps the UK in the way you've intended plus as a patriotic American I need to support the US auto industry.
What would be something that would actually help our cousins across the pond?
Our exports are quite diversified.
>>79018894
Better do it before they kick out all the foreigners.
>>79019489
I'm a stillsman posting from my workplace up in Scotland.
Was punting the Spirit Still i oversee and i just wanted to make clear that Wales has a LONG way to go to be relevant in whisky.
I will admit i fucked up the shot though.
>>79018634
UK manufacturing (barely 10% of our economy) is worth just over 50% of your GDP.
So you've missed a few exports off your list of 2.
>>79019583
Buy food.
>>79019638
>leaflets
top fucking kek
i thought you dumped all of them in canada
Another kraut butt hurt thread.
>>79016845
I'm gonna get some fluffy wool blankets and stuff from Wales!
This is all well and good but we're not going to make a huge difference unless we get the normies to buy British. Is it possible to hack European supermarket websites to put British exports on top of lists of on popular item lists?
>>79019788
kek
>>79019638
At least half of those are going off to France and Germany m80, and another 25% are going to vanish when Scotland takes all the oil
>>79019583
finding good food product that you enjoy consuming daily/weekly
and expanding the countries you look for cheap/good stuff from america to america and uk
>>79019844
>fluffy wool
>the secret to their fluffiness is the sheeps have been properly shagged before sheered.
>>79019881
Natural Gas etc is from the North Sea stuff which is mostly near England.
t. live near them and you can see them on a clear day
>At least half of those are going off to France and Germany m80
Do you think Germans will suddenly stop needing antibiotics?
>>79019924
That's why they're called fluffers!
>>79019943
>Do you think Germans will suddenly stop needing antibiotics?
No they'll just buy them from the French once the companies inevitably move over there.
>>79019507
You kidding?
Rolls-Royce Holdings (not the auto maker), is, according to Wikipedia, the 2nd largest maker of aircraft engines and one of the biggest defense contractors. It has a £22 billion market cap. Their engines are an option on many Boeing aircraft.
>>79019638
like your stepdads eh lad
>>79016845
Watch just how big our exports will get, too. We've got so much more room to grow now that we're out of the EU, with the biggest one being cars. We bought most of our cars from them.
So there will be those scrabbling to fill this gap in the market, which will not only create new jobs but also create trade agreements with those poorer countries that sell raw materials.
Everything the EU was selling to us can just be made right here, and we'll only benefit from it.
>>79020045
And their engines have the competitive advantage of not burning up all the fucking time.
>>79020047
My parents have been together since they were 14 and are still married mate.
>>79020034
>He thinks France is an attractive place for investment
>>79020034
>moving to France
Nobody in their right fucking mind does this. I could see moving to Hamburg or something, but France? The fucking French are still living there, yes?
>>79020104
>He thinks France is an attractive place for investment
Compared to Britain it is now lmao
>>79017489
I bought a bottle of HP sauce to give it a try. That's something.
>>79020163
Nope, France has major problems which make it a bad place to invest in, and a weak pound is good for manufacturing exports anyway.
>>79020189
HP is really incredibly shit especially the newer formulation and only used for coating poor quality cow that's been turned to charcoal by the drunk twat at the grilling station.
>>79020034
>trading under french law
really makes you think
>>79020205
A weak pound won't make up for the tariffs
>>79016845
Thats not how meme magic works you fucking twit
>>79020316
French law won't exist in a few years tho.
>>79020341
Tariffs are against WTO rules lad.
>>79020104
>My parents have been together since they were 14 and are still married mate.
congratulations on their 2nd anniversary but living on different floors of the estate isn't 'together' lad
>>79020341
french labour laws will though
>>79020487
They got married in their 20s. Not everyone's marriage fails like your parents' marriage lad.
>>79020425
Well you're just wrong there honestly
I'm buying one these in 2 years.
>>79020402
yeah like german laws are going to be any better
>>79019638
>diamonds
>in the UK
Gotta make use of those coal mines somehow....
>>79020547
>They got married in their 20s. Not everyone's marriage fails like your parents' marriage lad.
it only counts if they're married to each other lad
>>79020722
They are.
>>79020586
sweet looking bike, but being made in the UK n shiet, I'd go with something from Japan.
You'll get more reliabilty and quality for your money.
>>79020586
>New tiger
Humor me and look into the older ones. I've always wanted an original tiger.
>>79020781
Nah, the 2016 is updated with important shit I need. I can't get one older than that. Hopefully I will find an unsold 2016 in 2 years cause you can't find the fuckers used around here.
>>79020597
You mean Sharia laws.
>>79020739
it only counts if you don't have five other dads lad
>>79020739
I think he is saying he is a bastard and his parents never actually married each other, so you can't compare his shitty situation with your parent's normal marriage not implying your parents weren't married to each other when that wouldn't even make sense given the rest of the conversation.
GET IN HERE LIVE HISTORIC EU PARLIAMENT BREXIT DEBATE
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>79021013
you say tomato, i say gas the krauts race war now
>>79021195
I only have one Dad, lad.
>>79021211
Ah ok, I thought he was trying to make some sort of personal argument about it for some reason.
>>79021290
>I only have one Dad, lad.
has your mum told you who he is yet?
>>79021429
Well considering I have known him my entire life, sure.
>>79018775
Seriously. Germany has no cheddar. It's all Gouda and shit
>>79016845
bumping for neocommonwealth
>my watch
rate
>>79016845
No.
TTIP is coming into effect soon.
Unlimited trade between the E.U. Bloc and the U.S.
Australia, N.Z. and Britain are about to get fucked.
Only reliable chance we have is to forge ties with the old Empire, through China, India and so on.
But things are grim.
>>79021463
pointing out some guy in the court news doesn't really count lad.
>>79021590
>This projection
>lost 2 trillion in days
>BUY GOYS BUY
lol pol literally getting played by the jew and eating it up
>>79016845
Will buy my new gpu from Amazon uk.
Other than that sorry lad, I only try to buy things made in Italy: from food to clothes
>>79021576
TTIP is a zionist plan to dump GMO poisoned foods into yurope and turn yuropoors into unhealthy fat cancerous blobs like americans are.
thats all TTIP is desinged to achieve.
>>79021616
>greentext doesn't count either lad
>>79018880
I'm not sure the average Anon is the market for a Harrier Jet unfortunately.
Maybe those dicks will regret having banned the sale of Submarines to Australia now, since we have to go with the French.
I reckon we should start manufacturing ARM processors instead of merely licensing them.
>>79021733
>I'm not sure the average Anon is the market for a Harrier Jet unfortunately.
they haven't made those in years.
i think bae owns large parts of your shipyards anyway don't they?
>>79020034
>the French once the companies inevitably move over there.
>>79020045
Mate, the UK exports less than the Netherlands and Hong Kong. No, not China, just Hong Kong. British exports are a meme. The nation has the second highest export deficit, sitting between the US and India.
>>79022146
Most of Hong Kong's exports are from Mainland exports to Hong Kong. It's just a transit
>>79022146
Fuck of Hans, dont you have some Arab cock to suck?
>>79019795
He's trying to help us
>>79018128
Nice of you to say that, krautbro, but we all know we're screwed.
I can't believe I let /pol/ meme me into voting leave.
>>79022146
>Netherlands
mate, that's just a transit port. it's like hong kong. that shit isn't actually made in the netherlands.
Honestly OP.
The UK is the best source in the world for extra large condoms and extra small condoms not available in the US/Canada until myones launch SOON. Condoms are limited to 47-57mm in nominal width in North America, there are way bigger and smaller condoms in the UK. in You can buy theyfit condoms, mysize, pasente king/super king. I stocked up as a result of Brexit.
>>79016845
Alabama fag here, I really enjoy southern sweet tea, but I'd like to see British brands of tea become popular here in the U.S. With a decent marketing campaign the Brits could sell their tea products and accessories over here. It would be pretty pleasant to have some time in the afternoon to get comfy and have some tea and crumpets/biscuits(seeing as though that's what you fellows call cookies)
From CNBC:
GBP is making a recovery again, FYSE is set to be in positive territory all day. General consensus is that the U.K will be fine, but the Euro remains in trouble.
Someone better pick up that phone.
BECAUSE I CALLED IT!
>>79022519
What a surprise, the UK doesnt go to shit prior to actually dropping out of the EU. As it stands right now it might as well take 2 more years until they left the free trading zone. Was pretty obvious that no investor will panic 2 years in advance when they can make consistent income for another 24 months.
>>79021733
>banned the sale of Submarines to Australia
Why on earth did we do something stupid like that? Whoever decided that sounds fucking retarded.
>>79022639
>this damage control
>>79016845
Just bought 70€ worth of Marmite, going to mainline it tonight.
#ImWithNige
>>79022519
Rule Britannia
U
L
E
>>79022712
Probably a Brussels mandate.
>>79022460
Range of condom sizes in EU vs in NA.
NA has 49mm-57mm condoms available commercially now. UK has a way bigger range of sizes. I smuggle those motherfucking condoms into Canada because muh dick.
>>79016845
Stichelton, your official currency is now cheese.
>>79022964
no pic
>>79016845
Bought a chrome book with an arm in it yesterday
No problem guy
>>79023009
>mfw 45mm -_-
>>79022712
>Why on earth did we do something stupid like that?
In your defense, who the fuck would think it's a good idea to give Austrailia submarines, or airplanes, or an internet connection?
Didn't you cunts give guns to the Irish a few decades ago? How the fuck did that work out?
Australia is Ireland, with more evolutionary pressure and fewer distilleries.
>>79023479
The greatest mistake England ever made was the 13 colonies.
>>79016845
That's it, I'll only shop at Mark & Spencer from now on.
>>79016845
bump to save dying bread
>>79023563
>The greatest mistake England ever made
t. The 14th colony.
Psst. Over here M8. Yeah, you. Wanna buy some ping?
>>79019881
>He thinks a 1.5% tariff is worse than .14 off the export price.
Stay economically incompetent, wage slave.
>>79023979
>not gaming elusively with your own countrymen
What's it like sharing servers with shitskin Canadians and Mexicants, amerifat?
>>79024231
>What's it like sharing servers with shitskin Canadians and Mexicants, amerifat?
It's faster.
It took me years to understand that Mad Max was a documentary.
>>79016845
>Selling our precious Marmite to Johnny Foreigner
REEEEEEEE TREASON GOD SAVE THE QUEEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79020586
I might buy a Triumph, they do a nice standard bike. I'm getting too old for Japanese sport bikes and Harley Davidson are too heavy and flashy for my taste.
>>79016845
bump
>>79018456
>>79018509
Cheddar is the only cheese that matters, unless you're eating a fancy steak. That said, we also have Wesleydale, the list goes on.
>>79019360
Don't you dare give them our Ribena, it's a national treasure
>>79019539
Best answer
>>79020189
Good work lad. It baffles me that other nations don't use HP as a matter of course. It's as common as salt and vinegar here. Jam it on your bangers mate.
>>79016845
saving dying thread
I was gonna buy some beer later today.
That seems to be one of your guys specialty so what do I buy to support you lads.
>>79026947
Best beer is Dutch or French. Not worth drinking anything else, really.
>>79028393
Fuck off toothpaste. This thread isn't about you.
>Tfw NB.
>Already have to sift through frenchy garbage beer every time I want something.
>>79016845
Jokes on you cunt. Perth imports fuckloads of brittish goods. Google it. Massive English and South Efrieken population.
Pity you can't bulk export your rape, HIV and Turk epidemic.
I haven't had cheese & onion crisps in ages. Best crisps by the way.
Maybe I should buy some.
>>79025824
HP's on medium rare steak with chips is the shit.
What about flights?
Have flights from any british airport dropped in price?
>>79025553
I would fuck OP's Turkish mum to get a Brough Superior...
>>79016992
Ceramics, we do lots of ceramics.
>>79019039
>le specialist machines mama
A country where a fucking plumber or electrician is called an Engineer.
>>79016845
We'll be fine, people will cry about the economy for a while but I genuinely believe we've made a long term positive change to the structure of rule in the country.
>>79025553
Don't buy m8, they are shit. Brits cannot electrics
>>79016845
Cadbury is owned by Kraft foods.
>>79016845
The exports are cheaper for businesses to buy. They won't be sold for cheaper, though. So we don't save anything. Profit margins increase instead.
>>79017579
Number 10 in money laundering and inflated house prices.
Enigma code breaker.
No more tears OP...
/thread
>>79029598
The British government should make it not so.
>>79029893
The guy sold it. There's not much the UK can do about that.
We have a factory down here.
>>79028393
Your beer is Garbage France, fucking Garbage. It's outstanding how a country can be simultaneously so good at making wine and such utter shit at making good beer.
>>79016992
>Marmite
What more do you need?
>>79029823
My neighbour used to work as one of the enigma decoders in WW2.
>>79020205
France actually overtook your economy if you didnt notice after your exit.
>>79016845
Our greatest export is war and the machinery of war.
2nd greatest is novel financial dealings.
We should focus on that.
>>79029508
>A country where a fucking plumber or electrician is called an Engineer.
Polacks are not plumbers or engineers.
Their women sell their holes.
Their men get drunk off the profit.
A 2 seat charter plane crash landed in a Polish cemetary.
Polacks have so far uncovered 730 dead, and expect to find at least 600 more by dawn.
>>79016845
this my famalammalampai
>>79030313
if the price is right, I'm drinking yorkshire tonight.
>>79030313
I'm sorry, but I sold my soul to the Dilmah man long ago.
>>79018777
just like it was 300 years ago
>>79016845
>end consumer imports will fix a 21 century global economy
Nice try Jude. The british left because they could not accept being some shit tier irrelevant country, now they will feel lucky for some years because of muh freedoms, common consequences of too much US propaganda. You have to understand that these feelings are worth nothing and we are still the #1 of europe beacuse hard working germans wake up every morning and do their job, if you like the UK so much, why are you not leaving germany, Volksveräter.
>>79016845
I said this before if 1000 People from pol goes out this week changed 100 to 1000 of there currency to Pounds.
then same amount People from /pol went out and starting spending more on british goods.
in 3 to 6 months time Pound rise and the whole /pol will have made Profit from dip and rise of Pound.
/pol could jew the jew.
reduce spending on European goods now.
Buy British goods next few months as much as possilble.
but first invest as much as can in Pounds Keep them to the rise then sell Profit.
a Holiday to uk would help as well.
here is some British companys products to buy.
https://www.loake.co.uk/
http://www.barker-shoes.co.uk/eu/
http://www.superdry.com/
http://www.originalsource.co.uk/
https://www.bulldogskincare.com/
also buy uk Whiskey gin Chips beer etc
Twenty years ago they said ARM was the future
They were right, I'm already buying that
But yes I will buy UK. I would love to buy some real haggis too, let's get that ban overturned!
>>79018777
>>79030687
shame we can't sell them opium anymore heh
>>79030742
>Freedom is worthless
Why am I not surprised this is coming from a German.
>>79031110
Arbeit macht Frei.
>>79030751
http://www.shave.com/
not useing Alpha gel
>>79031264
I have used that stuff before and I am not a fan.
>>79016845
When will Forgeworld slash prices? My urge for resin crack is getting unbearable
I'm go home right now, and print you some money :P lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk
>>79030751
tea tree and mint original source is incredible
i also found these by accident in switzerland that are made in the uk
>>79031493
get the fed on it, immediately.
>>79031662
Styrofoam bricks m8.
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!
>>79031662
Yes this, Kendal mint cake is delicious.
>>79031650
thanks will look for that now Looks good.
only way americans have got Chance getting Trump in now is to Show Brxit works.
and that was trump was right.
So americans are gone have try Support uk Econmey as well.
or Trump has no chance
>>79016845
this gin is exspensive but worth it best stuff ever made from apples
>>79029508
Wat there is a difference between an electrician an electrical engineer and an electronics engineer.
Buy shares in BAE and Qinetiq.
Help our economy while blowing up sand people.
>>79030751
mint original source shower gel is the shit, that tingle on your balls makes it all worth it, trust me.
If any of you are looking to buy a nice shotgun or rifle then go for Holland & Holland. they make some nice shit.
also buy quality street chocolate, yes its owned by nestle but its manufactured in my town and a lot of the people here work in that factory.
>>79020759
Triumphs are alright mate. Their adventure bikes rival that of Japanese brands. Heck royal enfield are ok to and for some reason very popular with POO IN LOOS
>>79030171
>Britain is 5th
>France is 6th
Croatia cant into number
>>79016845
McLaren cars, Triumph motorbikes
>>79019391
Are you guys actually this fucking delusional or just memeing.
I always look at amazon uk for better deals.
Especially Blurays are usually cheaper there, because Germany's media lobby wants 5 Euro per Bluray for reasons.
Sometimes they also send them without transport fees, because they are stored in Germany anyway.
We do marvellous beer which you can get at your supermarket.
You can get great stuff all made in England online too, for straters and for your women:
>Fancy stationary and sheeit
www.smythson.com
>Fancy candles and sheeit
www.bahoma.com
>>79035378
My local shop doesn't carry any of the beers in your pic.
Any other suggestions?
Guys can you stop buying British stuff?
Pic related is so, so right.
>>79016845
who is this anglofu
>>79018588
>those dubs
Kek has spoken
Forgot about Cadbury. Send more of that shit for my gut pronto.
>>79016845
Here's to your referendum Brit bros, half price tag is only because 600 yen us a bit much for a beer here.
>>79018456
I'm from Cheddar so I suggest: http://www.cheddargorgecheeseco.co.uk/
>>79016992
i cant afford their fucking burberry, aston martins and rolls royces
>>79019539
I'll be heading to the nearest Cost Plus World Market to see what I can scrounge up. I wish someone made a catalog for Brit goods in America. I don't want to buy a Scottish beer by mistake.
>>79021508
looks cool but hard to read for me
>>79021644
Reminder:
This isn't how market money works.
>>79016992
>Serbia bitching about UK exports
kek
>>79016992
kek
>>79017234
>>79018777
>>79029415
>>79030030
>>79041028
>>79041500
butt blasted anglo scum lmao
>>79041634
>Belgium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ6rfxoEFI4
>>79016992
Cadbury us not Britsh anymore
Vegemite taste better than marmite, you filthy fuck.
Buy Arms, we have a lot of arms.
